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2013

07

Mar

AJ Cook Has Fit Body for Twitter of the Day

AJ Cook is some Canadian Actress born in the 70s…making her pretty fucking old…who I have never met…because I guess we weren’t at the same Igloo village of ice during maple syrup harvest….not to mention, I avoid women born in the 70s…even when they are hot…cuz I don’t like their lowered fertility….not that I like fertility….but I don’t like bananas….but if I have to risk eating one…I’d rater one be perfectly ripe, maybe even a little on the unripe site…rather than black and rotting…

She’s on Criminal Minds, she was in Final Destination 2 and she’s a fucking mormon…despite being an actress…surrounded by evil and filth…getting paid to be a sexualized and unchristian role model…totally being anti-mormon….

I mean even her posting smut like these fitness pics to the internet is anti mormon….so based on her believes…she’s going to hell…and I like that in a woman….cuz it usually means they are into anal as birth control…except for that time she got knocked up……

The world is twisted….

Posted in:AJ Cook

2013

07

Mar

“I Just Need a Girlfriend” of the Day

This is ridiculous…..and makes me feel uncomfortable watching it…it’s pretty homo….but the dude is fucking jokes….talking about his vampire fetish….his cat Mr Whiskers….his ex gf from facebook who was a hermaphrodite which is something that must have to do with atheism….and his list of requirements for his gf needing fat blowjob lips….and a big tongue….no asians….a nice tan, big boobs, nice tan….and it goes on…

This kid needs his own reality show….his comedy….is gold and the internet will love him like he was Jennifer Hudson in dreamgirls…

Posted in:Videos

2013

07

Mar

Sabine Jablonski Doing a 360 is the Glamour Model of the Day

Sabine Jablonski is today’s Glamour model….but only because she’s doing this Page 360…..360 degree turn…in what is not quite a video…not quite a picture…commonly known as an animated gif….showing the world her entire body….topless and in panties…like she has nothing to hide….in what is almost as sexy as a medical exam for someone who doesn’t have a medical exam fetish…because she’s just standing there straight up…not posing sexy….ready to be felt up to see if she’s got titty, vagina or anus cancer……

The real question in all this is whether or not she could she find heels any higher to try to make her short..stalky…typical glamour model body…..seem as long and as luxurious…as possible….and I’m goin’ with No….

Posted in:NSFW|Sabine Jablonski

2013

07

Mar

Selena Gomez Sexes it Up for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Selena Gomez is on a seriou promo kick for Spring Breakers…and I guess her clothing line…because like all celebrities….they attach themselves to clothing manufacturers who put out collections under the celebrities name….and split profits as long as the celebrity pretends she is involved in when talking to the media…and as long as the celebrity wears it to at least one event per month…because the world, at least America…only care about celebrities…and copying celebrities…and getting a taste of celebrity through a jacket named after a celebrity sold at Wal Mart…it is fucking crazy..

What isn’t crazy, is I think Selena Gomez is alright, at least in this Harper’s shoot….but that could just be because I like the fact that she sex offended Beiber for publicity….back when he was 16 and she was 18 and he was experimenting with girls to make sure those tricks Usher taught him about hiding the football in his ass weren’t all life had to offer….

Right?

Here’s the behind the scenes video…

Here’s a video of Selena Gomez being interviewed by some crooked faced Aussie who is fucking insane enough to give me boners….even though I generally don’t like my women makin jokes, or even talking, this one here is pretty ok…

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2013

07

Mar

Amazing News Story of the Day

This gun in the pink, meth in the stink story really brings a whole new perspective on the world and where we are as a species…and that is in an amazing, entertaining…big vagina-ed place….with little fear of blowin’ our uterus out because our uterus is already blown out…thanks to all the abortions from unwanted sex to fund a meth addiction….and miscarriages….and HPV….that went into shaping this amazing woman in the girl she is today….a Star..who made it on the news….

I may be in love with her…

Posted in:stepNEWS

2013

07

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I want more people to be my friend on FACEBOOK …because I like staring at your vacation pics for a very long…drawn out…almost creepy but luckily no one sees me time…..

Last night was all about love…through self hatred….this morning is all about some morning links…..

Click em and set yourself free….

Miley Cyrus Deletes Twitter – My Penis Cried
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Leonardo DiCaprio Doing The Jack Nicholson Face
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Timberwolves Harlem Shake is Good….
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Ashley Benson for Seventeen
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Hot as Fuck Gym Chicks
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Sea Lion Chasing King Penguins
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Woman Breast Feeding Her Dogs Gif is So Weord
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The Weirdest Pics of People Playing Magic….That Will Remind You of your Life
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Lacey Banghard Lookin Amazing for NUTS
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News Anchor Loses His Shit Over Swimming Cat
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Lindsay Lohan is Keepin Her Lawyer
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The Worst Pics of Men Holding Cats Ever
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Nerdy Girl Finger Bangs on Train
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A Little Too Heavy for this Strong Man
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25 Things from ’90s Movies You Don’t See Anymore
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Erin Andrews Tries to Sex it Up
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Morning Blowjob in the Tanning Bed
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Stoya Doing Fashion Porn
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Give This Slut Kimmy a Chance
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This is an Awesome Pic of MIley
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Hlarious Video of a Dude Pulling Down a WOman’s Dress in the Parking Lot
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I Like Watching Amateur Girls on Webcam for Free
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

07

Mar

Jessica Simpson is Having a Boy of the Day

The biggest mistake in trying to determine the sex of Jessica Simpson’s baby…is trying to determine the sex of Jessica Simpson’s baby….because you shouldn’t care about anything to do with

The other mistake in trying to determine the sex of Jessica Simpson’s baby is trying to interpret Jessica Simpson….when some retards just can’t be cracked cuz they are retards…

Not that you really have to interpret anything….since she announces she’s having a boy on the Kimmel Show…but I like to think it was more of a cover-up to her comment of “who knows a wiener could make me this nauseous”…..because I guess it is not very Christian to talk about dicks making you sick in reference to being cummed inside….

All this to say, why the fuck am I posting Jessica Simposn pregnancy news…that’s not erotic…and either was she in the making of this pregnancy….it was all greasy BBQ fingers and one too many beers….

Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2013

06

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I want more fan signs…..it’s a fucking addiction…that you will probably not take part in…but should…because the winner of the fan sign competition will win an awesome stepSHIRT …that I promise I didn’t masturbate on….while trying to get it pregnant…cuz it is so beautiful that I want to be committed to it forever….

I even like the shitty ones….they make me feel like I matter….even when I know that I don’t…..

Here are some stepLINKS….

Selena Gomez was “THIS” close to having a nipple slip.
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Taylor Swift Is a Bear Trap Vagina I Want To Get Trapped Inside
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This Communist Party Official Losing His Shit is Amazing
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This is One Sexy and Stacked Brit….
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30 Funniest GIFS of Sofia Vergara
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Katherine Webb is Hotter When Wet…
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Hot Girls Doing Hot Things…
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Crane Operator Fail
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Justin Timberlake in his SNL Promo
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Hockey Puck Trick
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Kimberley Garner Panties!!
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I Want to Have Sex with the Disney Japan Lesbians
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A Whole Lot More of Selena Gomez on Set of her Music Video
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Kate Hudson
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I am actually Friends With this Playboy Nude Model Candace Rae and I Love Her Tits….
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Leonardo DiCaprio does the Jack Nicholson
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Her Name is Alessandra and She’s Naked and Stretching on the Beach and I Love It
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Bull Dyke Jane Lynch Raps…
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In Case You Were Wondering – Rita Ora and the Kardashian were Just Fuck Buddies….
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I Would Let Sammy Singh Me a Song – If It Involved Using my Dick as a Microphone
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Paris Hilton is a Spoiled Brat
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3 Year Old Lip Syncs to KORN
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Kimberly Walsh Pokies
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Holly Madison Shat Out a Girl and Ate the Placenta
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I Would Do Kate Winslet in Harper’s Bazaar – But In My Defense I Would Do ANything
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Lookin’ Down Kate Middleton’s Dress
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Shia LaBeef Leaking Alec Baldwin’s Emails
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8 Year Old Driving a Car in Russia…Obviously
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Conan Shuts Down the Harlem Shake
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How About a Couple of Girls in Their Panties…
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Exhibitionist Rihanna in a Sheer Dress
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The NUTS Book of Posters is Pretty Fucking Hot
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Her Name is Ally – She’s Using a Dildo and It’s Fun
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Some Awesome List of Links
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Andrea Corr in her Bikini
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Her Name is Lucy Vixen and She’s Redheaded and Awesome in these Self Shot Pics
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What the Fuck is With Nicki Cox’s Face
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I am in Love With this Amazing Model Flashing Her Hot Little Ethnic Vag
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Carrie Underwood Performing Is Not Very Erotic
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Awesome Meltdown in China!
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February’s Fail Compilation
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Two Huge Asses
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Muriel Working Out Naked
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Amazing Shadow Dancing
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Girl Rides Dildo But Forgets to Turn Off Skype
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Madmen Season 6 Teaser
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The Greatest Pro Wrestlers of All Time
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Woman Discovers Facecream is Her Man’s Cum
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Skateboard Fail Compilation
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Holly Madison Had a Baby – Here’s the Hooker in a Bikini to Celebrate What Was
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Taylor Swift Boring in Instyle
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I Want to Eat Kristen Stewart’s Asshole…Cuz It Looks Like it Has Flavor
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Courtney Stodden Half Naked CLown
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Candy Striped Dildo
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Fresh Prince Song Shuts Down a School
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This is a Throbbing Pussy
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Pornstar Lexi Belle – Naked and Shaved
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Successful Homeless Begging Banners
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Hot Bikini Bull Ride
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Funny Scared Sky Diver
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Kimmy is a Trashy Babe Half Naked
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Dancing Kid Steals the Show
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Mom Fascinated by Her Daughters Sex Tape
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Amateur Babe Takes Load in her Mouth
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Morning Shower!
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Horrible Strap On Sex
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Simone Clair is Hilarious in This 1990s Bukkake
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Luiza is a Babe Who Fucks Til She Squirts
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AWESOME AMATEUR WEBCAM SEX!
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I Make Girls Use Vibes On Themselves Always….These are the Best Out There…
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

06

Mar

Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore and Reese Witherspoon Together in Bikinis of the Day

I am not even going to bother posting the pics of Drew Barrymore and Reese Witherspoon in their bathing suits…Cameron Diaz is looking horrible enough for the group and she’s the fucking babe of the party….

I mean the idea of middle aged chicks in bikinis to being with is offensive as shit…keep you fucking bathrobe on bitches…no one wants to see this shit…not even your husbands…they are just with you cuz you’re famous…and allow them to fuck younger girls cuz you don’t want the public divorce….

I mean shit…just click the link…it’s that fucking bad…worse than showing up to a Caribbean resort in Blackface and expecting to get a laugh from the black locals…their behavior, thinking they can pull this off, is just as fucking offensive….it’s like say behind your rich person gated pool that security keeps the paparazzi away from….

Long are the days that they had sex appeal….not that I ever though doughy Barrymore ever had sex appeal…like you did that first time you saw ET…..and I never thought Witherspoon the vagina that trapped Ryan Philippe from fun with 12 kids was sexy….but jesus christ they looked a hell of a lot better than this….

Where they are now…is horrible…and the real sad thing in all this…is I would eat all their asses right after they took a shit and didn’t wipe…cuz I am a sick motherfucker…but that doesn’t mean I don’t think they look like shit….


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Posted in:Cameron Diaz|Drew Barrymore|Reese Witherspoon

2013

06

Mar

Karolina Kurkova is GIving Me Boners at and Event of the Day

Karolina Kurkova is one of my favorite Victoria’s Secret models…but only because she made a serious comeback…she was on a downward spiral of fat chick syndrome…where she was so large she almost got fired….probably because of laziness and overeating….but that she blamed on her thyroid and that she starved herself to get out of…making me happy to stare at her her at events…dressed in sexy dresses…knowing she escaped a fate so many lazy chicks can’t escape…we had a close call, but we didn’t go down that road with this one…so she’s a fucking keeper….and that’s why she gives me boners…

Posted in:Karolina Kurkova