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2022

14

Nov

Britney is Dead Watch Continues of the Day

There used to be a time, many many years ago, that I would do death watches for specific celebs who looked like they were on the brink of death, because the celebrity life is filled with behind the scenes trauma that we will never understand and we should be sympathetic when we see them in their collapse that caused by selling their soul for money and fame….

So there was a Mischa Barton death watch, she looked rough, a Tara Reid death watch, also looked rough, a Lohan death watch, none ever died…but it didn’t mean it wasn’t fun as we all assumed they would…..

Well, now I’m doing a Britney is already dead watch, where her content is years old, that she’s no longer with us RIP MOTHERFUCKER….because the character they have in her content doesn’t really feel like her, maybe it is her, but it also seems like it was shot a LONG time ago….

I figure if you have someone in conservatorship, you don’t let them out of that, especially when they are super stars like Britney with a shit ton of money on the line.

Sure, it’s all just conspiracy, but if she is FREE someone needs to give her a tutorial on how to use her new phone, for new content, cuz this shit is getting old, or looking old….

Why aren’t the paparazzi following her?

Why doesn’t she do any media, when her social seems like she has a lot to say….no podcasts, no sex tapes, no nudity she wants out there so bad.

It’s ALL very suspicious….but I’ll still watch her content even though it feels like an episode of shitty TV keeping the dead motherfucker alive through social media….and if she is alive and running her shit badly…she’s not very good at it and should run with the narrative that she’s dead, or institutionalized to justify how shit it is.

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2022

14

Nov

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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Nurses give a lot of mixed signals, which I guess is the whole foundation of the internet, where there is a distinct line drawn in the sand that you can behave in one way online, but you still have to behave another way in person, since we haven’t made it to the full merging of the simulation where the online persona takes over the real human persona…

Because online, I see all these nurses getting naked, sometimes identifying themselves or their hospitals because they are fucking crazy….yet when you go to the hospital no nurses are walking around with their scrubs around their knees and a butt plug exposed.

It’s total false marketing…..

To make it worse, the nurses union here in Canada said something about how slutty nurse costumes should be banned because they sexualize a serious profession, or reduce nurses to the fetish they’ve alway been, or always were before the scrubs took over from the skimpy white skirts….

It’s like, haven’t they been on the internet to see their staff telling a different story, painting a different picture, bringing a little sex appeal to an otherwise gross, disease filled job, where their wanting to take care of people, hence getting into that profession in the first place, can go back to giving motherfuckers boners…

I guess for now, we have to hang on the internet for our dose of naughty nurses, which for most of us is ok, because leaving the house or getting off the internet is terrifying as a concept, even though it should be the other fucking way.

Here’s to nurses finally stripping down in the hospitals the way they clearly want to be doing….THIS is their protest, let’s listen to their protest, and accommodate their protest, if anything it will bring faith back into the medical industry, at least for the tits….because when nudity is involved, we’ll line up for any pill, or shot, hell, I’ll go to the hospital for a check-up daily, wait times or not…..because I am that easy to manipulate and SO ARE YOU!

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Posted in:NURSES

2022

14

Nov

Strong Bitch Climbing Fire Escapes Like a Peeping Tom and Other TikThots of the Day

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Pool Side Stretch

Mouth Tricks

Twerking Rock Stars

Abs to Booty

Sock Removal

Tight Dress

Girls in the Gym

Beach Erotica

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

14

Nov

Bringing Your Own Creamer to Starbucks and other stepNEWS of the Day

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Crazy Activist…

Modern Christians

She Makes 1.2 Gallons of Breast Milk a Day – SIGN HER UP to the Breast Milk Farm Business!

Fat and Proud

Biber Babes in Action…

Cat Fish Fister

Mad at UPS

Cyber Goth Funeral

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2022

14

Nov

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Milky Boobs are the best way to start the week, because I check out on Friday afternoon and refuse to look at a computer until Monday at noon when I wake up, because I am a degenerate and because I’ve internetted too fucking hard over the years that I am old, tired, burnt out, and have no real reason to go on internetting….but I do anyway, just not on the weekend…

So Monday morning is the rebirty….BREAST FEED US ALL MOMMAS….WE’RE READY TO Be nourished…in ways only tits can nourish us…..

It’s also a reminder than when I am done internetting, I’ve got big dreams of a titty diary farm, where we will cultivate all the titty milk needed by pervert men into the Human Growth Hormones….because as of now, donated titty milk goes to all these babies in need, instead of perverts in need and that’s gotta change! Together, we will make that change….we just need a warehouse and a few crackheads who have affordable titty milk to start our titty dairy farm…..if you dream it they will come….or we will come while covered in crackhead titty milk….until the trend picks up steam and we’ve created an industry! The Henry Ford of TITTY milk…..so industrious.

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2022

11

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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When a skinny mother fucker, one of those tall lanky fucks, who happens to be someone you don’t know, but strikes up conversation like you’re buds, makes a fat joke directed at you, like calling you big guy, or telling you to lay off the cookies you’re eating, with “are you sure you should be eating that” or a “you should walk your dog more you both could use it” as he makes a gesture to your belly or to you having a big belly, always respond with “I know I’ve been trying to get aids, but haven’t had any luck with the street whores, where did you get your aids? Should I just fuck toy raw here and hope for the best or should i follow you home and watch you for a few days so that I learn your habits before violently raping you?”…it’s a good way to make friends

Go into the weekend making friends with people by threatening to rape them, it’s basically a more positive experience than sitting on social media.

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2022

11

Nov

Olivia Culpo Nude of the Day

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I don’t know when these pictures of Olivia Culpo are from,, I may have already posted them, but don’t remember because there are no longer iconic moments in pop culture, there are a series of 1000s upon 1000s of people doing all they can to be as famous as they can and on the way up, or maintaing being on the top, they do lame thirsty for attention shit like stripping down, assuming they are high profile enough to not be selling nudes on exclusive content sites.

Olivia Culpo has somehow managed to turn being a pageant whore, into being a pussy celebs like the Jonas brothers, who she uses their dicks as investments into her pussy, because they come with an ROI….

In her case, she packaged herself as a fashion icon, before deciding to be a football wife and has at least 2 or 3 public relationships with football players who run through her….

High profile hustlin’ as a trashy, attention seeking, influencer….

She currently has taken her scam to TV with her own show I am sure no one will watch, but she’s trying to be her best version of a Kardashian, so she won’t let it die in the water, self promotion, no matter how shameless pays well.

So this is her nude with designer purses cuz she’s one of them fancy whores, like when your stripper has CHANEL earrings on and you know you’re in for a fucking lap dance ride that is going to fucking cost you….

She’s leaving out her blown out labia, which is unfortunate….

She’s also leaving out her probably fake tits….also unfortunate….

But you can see skin, and fake lips for a fake as a fuck person, so there’s taht.

All these bitches are full on psychopaths.

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2022

11

Nov

Anaya Taylor Joy Latina in Bed of the Day

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I have no idea how long headed pony girl Anya Taylor Joy, who identifies as a LATINA because she was born in Miami and her parents were white / euro Argentinians, since everyone needs a fucking angle these days….and apparently that’s one of her angles…

I don’t know how she became as famous as she has, at least she’s skinny and all, but seriously, an A-Lister with all this hype around her and awards around her, seems pretty fucking suspicious, she must be friends or owned by someone who runs Hollywood….maybe human trafficked by handlers she identifies as her parents…bred for this shit….

But we’ll run with her “I was discovered at the mall by a top fashion agent and boom – I ended up in Hollywood”…..

That’s how it works…FOR NO ONE…it is an inside job…

Anywya, the overhyped long face who is at least skinny is in bed, with some 70s outfit and shoes and her little tits are exposed in the bra…so whatever.

The system is rigged, so we just have to take what they feed us.

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2022

11

Nov

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but I don’t see a point in clothing, unless you can see what the girl in the clothing looks like outside of the clothing….even the fat chicks….I want TRUTHS, I want NO LIES….if anything I’d rather see clothing BANNED from society, let ladies face the element, so the rest of us can see them nude by default, not the other way around…

Clearly society fucked up because there was a tribal time in our history when everyone walked around naked, except for when there was a special ceremony or to fight off the weather, it’s what GOD wants for us….

Clothing is the oppressive construct of man, trying to act civilized or dignified or decent….which is NOT our human heritage or instinct…so all these clothes wearing women who don’t post the nudes up first are breaking human tradition and giving into the RIGGED system they protest so much.

Point of the story. GET NAKED. FIGHT THE SYSTEM by letting us jack off to you!

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Posted in:OnOff

2022

11

Nov

Jojo has her Tity Glitter On of the Day

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Jojo has big sloppy tits, we know this because when she was a few years into her comeback, when no one but some gays and leftover die hard fans gave a fuck about her, she took to her instagram live during a workout and pulled her tit out, instantly getting noticed because we love big sloppy tits as a society, especially on someone who was a famous child star decades ago…

She has gone onto lingerie model for Rihanna, and as far as I’m concerned that’s about all she’s gone onto to do, but she still posts up her cleavage since they are her marketing hook, weaponizing titties for personal gain, as women do, and I support that hustle. MORE TITS SHOW ME MORE TITS.

Todays titty content is from who the fuck cares, she’s got big cleavage and we’re looking at it, all glammed up. Maybe she’s performing a stage show, she is a touring pop act, that unfortunately doesn’t tour the local strip clubs like porn chicks used to do in the glory days of sex work….

The second most interesting thing about this selfie shoot, besides the titty, is the neck tattoo that has her last name and her native state of New Hampshire’s slogan of “Live Free or Die”, which I assume is to identify the body if some crazed fan leaves her disfigured in a ditch or the woods somewhere, because I can’t see any other reason to brand your last name on you, other than to remind people your name when they forget it. as they fuck you from behind…or when identifying the body….

Posted in:Jojo Levesque