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2013

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Feb

Top 7 or 8 Bikini Harlem Shake Videos of the Day

The Harlem Shake videos are taking over the internet…and since I am on the internet all day…I figured I’d compile the top 7 or 8 Harlem Shake videos featuring bikinis….that I like to also call the first 7 or 8 Harlem Shake videos with bikinis I could find….

7 – The Girls Gone Wild Hotel Party

GirlsGoneWild is still here….and they are doing hotel parties a little different than their infomercial past….they are doing it with the harlem shake….

6 – The Czech Fitness Girl….

I mean this stripper who gives fitness tips with her stripper body that is no longer stripping because it found youtube…can Harlem Shake too….

5- The College Coeds-

This reminds me of a group of party girl college kids…and I like it…because I never leave the house or go to college parties…but should…it’s all about Yellow bikini in the back.

4- The Sweatshop

This reminds me of some asian factory or sweatshop where people are exploited for 2 dollars an hour or less to make you your designer clothes version…..you know the factory foreman gets all the blowjobs

3- The Photoshoot

Here’s a bunch of Playboy girls on set doing the harlem shake….you know when not exploiting their bodies for money and low level fame….

2- The hipster Apartment

I don’t know if this is really a hipster apartment, but it is a shitty fucking apartment….making me wonder why girls would even be hanging with these dudes..but then I am reminded…it’s cool to be poor.

1- The Boat Crash

I am just a sick fuck and this boat accident footage always makes me laugh…and always wins in top 10 video lists…cuz it is so ridiculous….I like the mask / helmet the edited on her…amazing

Ultimate Numnber 1 – Girl Who Thinks She’s a Cat of the DAy

Here’s a girl in her bikini screaming “Drew” on repeat….and I think this video is the best thing to happen…..especially when she stops screaming her friends name…and starts singing about being tall and skinny and her waist and titties…..all out of breath before doing the Harlem Shake.

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2013

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Feb

Maryna Linchuk amazing Topless Pics in 25 Magazine of the Day

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It is very fucking rare that I see a photoshoot that gets me fucking excited, I’ve been in the game a long time, and I am totally desensitized…my threshold of pleasure is a lot darker…and in order for me to be like “WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS AMAZING” as someone who has no soul, emotions and who never gets impressed or excited…but this is fashion porn…which is my favorite kind of porn…and it’s erotic as shit…like a vintage playboy….and tht’s something I’d always take over throat fucking porn….truth..

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2013

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Feb

Doutzen Kroes in Vogue Germany of the Day

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This Doutzen Kroes, despite her being married and having a kid, something we frown upon here at Stepfather, because having kids is disgusting on so many levels, and even being an half assed “not your real dad”…is bad enough….and that’s just on an emotional level and not on a vaginal level….and she’s looking like a lot of half naked fun…I am sure her black DJ boyfriend…loves makin’ this white girl twerk in all kinds of hip hop music video ways….and as gross as some of you racists find it…I personally like a big girl who can fit big things…like forearms inside her….that’s why one of my favorite role playing games is “Reverse” birth….

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2013

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Feb

Suki Waterhouse Lookin Sexy of the Day

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I find this girl erotic….or at least this photoshoot…not because it’s got spread pussy or even titties for fashion…but because it looks like an instagram filter…and I guess thanks to my INSTAGRAM ADDICTION ….you know…it’s the place I find girls to fuck and jerk off to girls I want to fuck….my brain recognizes grainy, 70s porn filters, as boner time….

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2013

13

Feb

Kheenah Fossey Topless for Nuts of the Day

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My good friend over at some site that I cannot mention because it will lose his cool man credibility wrote me some hate mail…telling me to stop with the victoria’s secret and SI models…and focus on the real models out there…the Glamour Models…cuz they are the only ones who count…and in doing what I am told…here’s some Glamour Model…also known as a stripper who gave a lap dance to the right guy….cuz he worked at NUTS UK and his job is to find big tits willing to be exposed….her name is Kheena….and I guess that’s all the evidence we need of her seedy past….and here are her weird, yet big tits and sloppy body…I can see her cellulite on her belly…..cuz that’s usually what comes with big tits…in photoshoot…

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2013

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Feb

Sophie Turner Getting Frisky for Social Media of the Day

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This reminds me of those college girls from when I used to go to college parties…who would get “so drunk”….that they’d have to make out with each other aggressively….all because they loved the guys cheering them on and celebrating the idea that girls kiss each other…in a time when lesbians and gays were not mainstream or everywhere or trendy…but instead some forbidden thing that happened at slumber parties that we weren’t invited to….and I guess it makes sense that Sophie Turner would be doing that hustle for social media…since she is her her 30s and totally out of touch….but I’ll still post it…

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2013

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Feb

Miley Cyrus Cussin’ at the Airport with her Fans of the Day

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Here is Miley acting all bratty and hollywood at the airport…..where she’s nice to her fans….as they talk nonsense with her…but where she ignores the paparazzi…and when they ask if she’s picked out a dress for her fake wedding…she says “ughhh fucking hell”….cuz I guess life’s hard being famous and a millionaire and keeping up the lie that is her fake marriage for the fans….because the whole lesbian porn addict slut is a bad look….and all I know is that if you ignore the sounds she makes…and her face…she’s lovely….and tight bodied…thank you Disney for your hormone therapy / Peter Pan treatment….

Here’s one of her twitter pics….cuz I like looking at her

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2013

13

Feb

Natasha Poly Titties and Other Models for The Last Magazine of the Day

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Here’s some tits for fashion and it’s alright…I mean they got all these models on board for their shoot:

Natasha Poly by Maciek Kobielski
Iselin Steiro by Josh Olins
Anja Rubik by Karim Sadli
Joan Smalls by Collier Schorr
Karmen Pedaru by Lachlan Bailey
Liu Wen by Amy Troost
Mariacarla Boscono by Emma Summerton
Constance Jablonski by Roe Ethridge
Nadja Bender by Camilla Akrans
Malgosia Bela by Daniel Jackson

But only one of them pulled through with the nipple, making next to no sense, but I guess one, despite being the loneliest number, is sometimes enough…at least when it involves model nipples….cuz I like girls when they are skinny.

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2013

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Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Every 6-8 months I consider manscaping…you know for my budding professional swimming career….today was that day and I am glad you were a part of it…

Here are some morning LINKS.

Oh You KNow, Just Texting While Riding a Bik Backwards. Wait, What? – VIDEO
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7 GIFs to Make You LOL This Morning
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Micaela Schaefer is More Trashy Than Ever
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Rihanna and Chris Brown May Be Engaged So Here’s Some Photos of Rihanna Just Because
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This Guy is Picking Pockets With Chopsticks and It’s Amazing – VIDEO
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Laura is a Real Life Barbie Doll (NSFW)
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Celebrity Tweets of the Day
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How About Some Kate Upton GIFs?
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Free Cam Show Sexiness, Check It Out (NSFW)
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This girl Doesn’t Let Being Alone Get Her Down (NSFW)
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20 Brutally Honest Valentine’s Cards and Posters
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I’d Like to Be All Over Liz (NSFW)
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Movie Break Up SUPERCUT! – VIDEO
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2013

12

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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A little stepGIRLS via the GIRLSGONEWILD Crew who made HARLEM SHAKE VIDEO

If you’re trying to get a girl to send you a spread pussy pic…do not ask her to send you a picture of her egg hole. It will turn her off and end the chances of getting a picture of her spread pussy…you see I put myself through these experiments to help you in your spread pussy pic seeking life…..

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Here are the stepLINKS…

Alessandra Ambrosio & Candice Swanepoel Posing in Lingerie For Michael Bay
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Kate Upton Almost Froze To Death While Posing For This Picture
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The Bikini Harlem Shake
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Emma Watson Hot in Vanity Fair
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1 Horse VS 18 Men
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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models Take Over David Letterman’s Top Ten (Video)
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Victoria Justice, Vanessa Hudgens And AnnaSophia Robb Make A Great Threesome
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Lindsay Lohan is About to Ruin New York
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This Cop Can’t Read
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Annnnnnnnd It’s Tramp Stamp Tuesday (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, Have Yourself Some Fun
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The Top 10 Reasons Valentines Day is Evil
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Guess What This Skinny Teen is Doing With That Bottle (NSFW)
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Another Iconic Fashion Moment From Britney Spears
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Motocross in a Casino
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Miracle Whip Got A Lot Of Celebs To Sing in their New Ad
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Silly Earthquake Reaction
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A Girl In Her Underwear in the Snow
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Katerina Play with Water and Oil (NSFW)
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Adelaide Clemens is Topless (NSFW)
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Sexy Teen Type and a Massive Dildo (NSFW)
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Frankie Essex Forget a Bra for her See Thru Dress (NSFW)
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Sinead O’Conner is Insane of the Day
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Been Awhile Since We Saw Some Kate Hudson
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Celebs Going Crazy for Mardi Gras
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Jennifer Lawrence Almost Upskirt
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30 Biggest Pimps In Television History
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I Don’t Mind this Scarjo Bikini Pic
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I Wonder If This Office is Hiring? (NSFW)
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Mollie King Lookin’ Hot for Cosmo UK
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Cat Uses Hedgehog as a Brush
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Movie Break-Up Supercut
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Just a Girl Kissing a Lion, No Big Deal – VIDEO
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SOMEONE HACKED INTO THE EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM IN MONTANA AND FAKED A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE LOLOLOLOL – VIDEO
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28 Pictures To Help You Appreciate The Beauty Of Redheads (NSFW)
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How Hot Is It? VERY HOT (SITE NSFW)
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3 Girls Play Strip Poker (NSFW)
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Hellloooooo Kennedy Leigh
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79-Year-Old Atlanta Woman Popped With 9 Pounds Of Weed And $130,000 In Cash!
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Anikka Albrite and Gia Steel Get It On (NSFW)
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Jessie Andrews Tits & Bush For Fashion
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Anne V: 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Body Paint
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Sexy Teen is Alone in Her Room (NSFW)
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BETWEEN TWO FERNS IS BACK!!!! (NSFW)
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Lindsay Lohan Begged Her Johns For A Place To Stay
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Blizzard Proposal
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Some Hot Pics from Fashion Week
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Girl Kisses a Lion
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Wife Bangs Dude with Strap On
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Casual Handjob
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Double Anal
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Big Booty JOI
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Rockin Amateur Blowjobs
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Nerdy Girl and Boyfriend in Tub
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AWESOME AMATEUR WEBCAM SEX!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Bonus – Here’s the GirlsGoneWild Harlem Shake Video:

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