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2013

01

Jan

Karina Smirnoff in a Bikini in Miami of the Day

Looks like Karina Smirnoff’s got new face…not that her old one really mattered…you see cuz she’s some mom who was on Dancing with the Stars and sure maybe middle America….you know all those welfare recipients and walmart cashiers who fucking love the shit cuz the closest city to them is 18 hours a way and TV is their only savior….care about who she is, how she’s doing, how skinny she looks in her bikini for some staged bullshit for publicity pics…but I like to think…no one else does….

The funniest thing in all this is that she was hosting a club event for New Years Eve….like she’s some kind of draw or some shit…where people go “OMG KARINA SMIRNOFF IS HOSTING THIS EVEN WE NEED TO BE THERE “….I hear next week the same club booked the 1st castaway on season 4 Survivor and shit’s gonna be bananas….

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2013

01

Jan

Jodie Marsh Bikini Party Continues of the Day

This bitch is onto something….you know she kills the self shot bikini picture harder than any bitch I’ve seen…you know snapping off so many pics of so many different bikinis that must be from her own collection or that she’s getting a kickback from…cuz 5 bikinis a day is pretty fucking high maintenance….but more importantly snapping off 20 pics a minute of herself…cuz these are just the ones that made the cut…is also high maintenance…and I’ll tell you as someone who used to hang with this kind of plastic hooker bitch with a digital camera…watching her take pics of herself over and over was enough to make me want to hate fuck the bitch…

Jodie Marsh isn’t hot, her tits are a joke, but I guess then again so is she, and that’s all part of her appeal.

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2013

01

Jan

Vida Guerra Wishes You a Happy 2013 of the Day

Vida Guerra is so nice to her fans….because she knows she only has a few people who still remember her as her relevance of being the FHM Ass from the 90s…is kinda dwindling…so she does what all girls who are famous for their ass does…and that’s send out a message to those who still care….on her asss…and you know what…it’s 2013 and I love fat asses so why the fuck not endorse this hustle…cuz it’s better than the New Years Eve message I sent my fans….seeing as I have no fans…I just passed out on the floor in my own puke and dog shit…good times.

Happy new Year fuckers.


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2012

31

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

get fit…new years resolutions start now..

I don’t year end review shit…it’s all about the year to come…save the past for socially awkward people past their prime and history professors who can’t get laid…and I guess for victims of sex offense who can’t move on….and broken hearted losers who can’t let go….the future is really what we should focus on….cuz the future has the promise of endless possibility….it’s up to you to take it…and if you don’t, you only have you to blame….

Happy New Year….motherfuckers…may 2013 be better than all the rest…

Here are some links…

A Safe For Work Claudia Galanti Topless Photoshoot is My New Years Gift to You
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Charlie Sheen Drops The Other “F” Bomb At His Club Opening
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Cheerleader Backflip Fail – VIDEO
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Hilarious Ice Rescue
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Sofia Vergara Shares Photo of Herself in Revealing Swimsuit
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Scarlett Johansson Works It Good For Elle
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Sophie Turner’s Ass is Out of Hand
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Krissy is Busty and I Like It (NSFW)
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Jaclyn is On All Fours and I Like It
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Paddleboard Vs Manatee
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We All Want a Girl That Takes It Off and Does What She is Told, No? (NSFW)
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LOL Cat Video of the Day
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Having Trouble With Body Control? Try Granny Panties
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Petra Cubonova
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Downtown Montreal Snowboarding
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Oiled Up Teen Rides a Dilso (NSFW)
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You Know If I’m Posting About Zooey Deschanel It’s a Slow Days
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Two Thumbs Up to Arianny Celeste’s Cleavage
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Free Cam Shows For While You’re Sitting At Home Alone Tonight (NSFW)
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Cat Hates Fake Cats
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Anna Friel See Through in London
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And More Kanye West Insanity
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School Girl Strips Down During Class (NSFW)
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Helen Flanagan’s Braless and Slightly See Thru Hooters
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And the Worst Thing to Happen This Year Was….
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The Best of Red Carpet Babes is Sexy Dresses of 2012
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Rollerblading Fail
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Greatest Scientific Breakthroughs of 2012
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Your Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day (NSFW)
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HAPPY NUDE YEAR!!!! (NSFW)
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2012! The Year in Pictures – GALLERY
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Russian Plane Crashes on the Highway! Holy Shit – VIDEO
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Jill Martin is in a Bikini
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The Last Slutty Pic Dump of 2012 (NSFW)
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Some Mighty Fine Self Shots (NSFW)
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BAD GIRLS CLUB FIGHTS!!! – VIDEO
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Maggie and Mila Are Getting It On (NSFW)
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A Little Bit of Abbey Brookes (NSFW)
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How About Some Hot Booty Butt Kicks
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oeJackson 2012: Top 10 Beautiful Women Performing Monotonous Tasks
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Dirty Amateur Gets Off in Front of the Camera (NSFW)
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Asslee Simpson is Still Bikining
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Russia Plane Crash Dash Cam
stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Holiday Themed High School Sex
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Asian Police Handjob
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New Years Eve Amateur Sex
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Bartender Sex
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Meaty Fucking Pussy
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SEE CELEBRITIES FUCK!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Slut Roulette is the New Chat Roulette with Sluts
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Buy a Fuckign stepSHIRT you assholes.
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2012

31

Dec

Jessica Simpson’s Creepy Half Naked Twitpic of the Day


This disturbs me…while not entirely because it’s still a chick in a bikini…and I guess she’s also a chick putting herself on blast for people to praise her and tell her she is beautiful…because when you’re a fat chick…that only happens when pregnant…not to mention her tits are huge, hormonal and milk filled….cuz her tits are always relatively huge to begin with…something that also comes with being a fat chick…so maybe it doesn’t disturb me at all…even if the concept of women with things growing inside them…is totally unnatural sounding…even if it is the basis of or existence….and totally it just doesn’t make sense to me….and either do the people who find pregnancy erotic….I just assume they are lonely and dream one day they will have a women dumb enough to let this happen…

Ultimately, it doesn’t matter.

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2012

31

Dec

Claudia Galanti See Through Top of the Day

Claudia Galanti is about as low level as the paparazzi get…you know the kind of person they shoot pics of who you don’t quite grasp why they shoot pics of them…like they just chose the loudest bitch in a bikini on the beach….so it is totally expected that an attention whore…like this…with her fake tits….who is only on the beach to have pics like this taken…so it all makes sense and a see through shit is a see through shirt people…take it in…even though I am sure it’ll happen again with this one…


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2012

31

Dec

Scarlett Johansson for Elle of the Day


You know what the world needs…more Scarlett Johansson photoshopped to look skinny cuz no one likes a dumpy bitch…when they can have a lean bitch…and as far as we’re concerned…a picture is about as close as we will get to this one….we might ass well take it as good as it can get…rather than the sloppy truth…that they’ve tried to push as having the same measurements of old Hollywood vixens, who were deemed hot, cuz skinny girls at the time were usually poor an unable to afford food, which usually meant diseased and something you didn’t want to get near..but that was then and this is now….now fat is the disease we want to avoid…cuz poor people are now that fat ones…just ask my wife…she’ll tell you…with her belly hanging over her elastic waistband pants…all stretch marked and diabetic….

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2012

31

Dec

Demi Lovato’s Showing Off Some Tit of the Day

Demi Lovato has tits….and she’s posting them on the internet…I guess because it fits into her recent getting herself out there strategy that includes selling her soul to Simon Cowell to judge X-Factor…singing Mariah Carey songs as well as Mariah…for the media to eat up…hoping they ignore or temper tantrum that she pretended was being Bi-Polar cuz mental illness is a great marketable excuse…but we don’t care about that…we care that Demi Lovato has tits…and she’s posting them to the internet…if only these were a sex tape….

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2012

31

Dec

Candice Swanepoel’s Bikini Instagram of the Day

Happy New Year…this sparking wine tastes like piss and is giving me a head ache and I am not sure I’ll make it til midnight but I never really do…cuz I live in Canada and it is the one day I like to stay in…cuz all the assholes are out…cabs are impossible…and really do we need to be celebrating this kind of shit just cuz the media wants us to….

What we should be celebrating is Candice Swanepoel posted some bikinis pics…cuz bitch is at her prime and one of the hottest and fittest in the game and I think…if there is anything worth celebrating this 2012…it is her…and her amazing accent.

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2012

31

Dec

Lily Cole Scares the Fuck Out of Me Even in a Bikini of the Day

Lily Cole is probably one of the ugliest model out there. She’s a fucking gremlin and the fact that she made money as a model blows my fucking mind….and these bikini pics of her on vacation with billionaire founder of twitter…cuz models like money….don’t help her red pubic hair case…because her face is that of a fucking troll…proving that often times…models…just take good pics under studio and high production circumstances….cuz even watching her lose her top in pictures…is not so flattering…if anything it reminds me why people used to leave their redheaded children out for the wolves…cuz they believed they were the spawn of satan sent from hell….

She must have thought the model scout was clowning her, you know practical joking her when they recruited her…she’s was probably like “sure I’m tall, but really, I was planning on being a telemarketer with lots of cats”….some things in life make no sense…

Here are the pics.

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