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2012

28

Dec

Ashley Tisdale’s Ripped Bikini Body of the Day

Ashley Tisdale, attention seeker, overrated celebrity, High School Musical drop out, who couldn’t quite pull off what her co-workers have pulled off….even though she’s got a hotter body….and who is thus capable of pulling off the surfer chick look, in skimpy bikini bottoms, that look like PANTIES OMG and a crop top t-shirt showing off her toned stomach and fucking cowboy boots like this was a stripper act or Debbie Does Dallas, the original…..and she just won my heart even though I have been committed to calling her face ugly the last few decades….I guess doing countless sit-ups is all it takes to distract from a scary face…..

She’s won this round…

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2012

28

Dec

Kelly Osbourne’s Bikini body for Cosmo Body of the Day

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This is unfortunate..Kelly Osbourne is in a magazine in a bikini….

I get it…she was way fatter than this and lost weight…let’s fucking celebrate and look at her like she’s some bikini model…when she’s not a fucking bikini model….

I mean the fact is this spoiled brat shouldn’t have been fat in the first place….so now that she’s more acceptable in size they think it’s a story worth discussing…you know to give fat america, who shouldn’t be fat in the first place, but are too lazy to not be fat…thanks to modern commerce….hope that they too can be almost acceptable in a bikini…

But what it comes down to is that she still looks like shit….just in a smaller size….

I am not impressed Cosmo….not impressed at all.

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2012

28

Dec

Jessica Simpson’s Big Fat Pregnant Tit of the Day

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The last thing I want to masturbate to is pregnant Jessica Simpson avoiding her weight watchers partnership through her uterus….because that’s the best excuse for fatness…just ask every and any mom who never bothered bouncing back from her baby weight….but the rest of the world seems to care about her pregancy, her contract with weight watchers, you know analyzing the shit, laughing at the shit, without taking a minute to remind themselves that Jessica Simpson doesn’t matter…stop fucking talking about her…and her massive tit hanging out of whatever that fat chick outfit is…..not that me talking about her…her weight watchers…or her obesity is really me taking my own advice..but I am a hypocrite – deal with it.

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2012

28

Dec

Victoria’s Secret 2013 Swim Collection of the Day

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I always feel like an idiot when I endorse or promote Victoria’s Secret, knowing that they are a 20 billion dollar a year company, and that I am just buying into their marketing scam, giving them free advertising and promotion, even if only 100,000 people who come to the site today see it, and never buy a Victoria’s Secret product, because girls don’t talk to them, I still know…I’m feeding the fire that is their free publicity angle that made them a 20 billion dollar a year company…and by company I mean evil corporation…..but then I look at the models and their bodies and think to myself that every girl should look like this…and the fact that they don’t is the real crime…and the other real crime isn’t that I am promoting their shit for free..it is that I am not having sex with their women…or women who look like their women….for free…

That said, here’s their 2013 Swim Catalog pics….starring the same gang of women….

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2012

28

Dec

Vidhuntr.com’s Sexy Viral Videos of the Day

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Twins Modeling Bikinis

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BIKINI PERFECTION

Juicy Bikini Model

Bikini Fail Compilation

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2012

28

Dec

Debora Nascimento for GQ Brazil of the Day

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Debora Nascimento is a Brazilian Model and actress…who has done very little in America…and in fact very little in Brazil…and you have probably never heard of her cuz she keeps shit local….She did have a stint in the Incredible Hulk, apparently, and after looking her up I found this nude scene of hers, where she showed off her awesome body and her lovely Brazilian…a Brazilian with a Brazilan…imagine that…

Well, it turns out that she’s in the January issue of GQ Brazil…you know in keeping things local…and these are the pics….now that I’ve seen her nudes and have fallen in love with her exotic…in a “I’d love to fuck her and introduce her to my mother as my sex slave using me for citizenship”….wife.

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2012

28

Dec

Jennifer Aniston’s Doing Some Bikini Vacationing of the Day

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The only good thing about Jennifer Aniston, is that because of how badly she wanted to have kids with Brad Pitt but decided to push it off for her career, at least that’s what she wants to think, when in reality the countless men she’s let cum inside her haven’t wanted to knock her up, she’s that cunt you wanna bang, but don’t wanna get stuck with…is that her menopausal body looks pretty fit in a bikini….and for someone who is digusted by old ladies…that’s saying a lot.

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2012

28

Dec

Tulisa Contostavlos in a Sheer Outfit for Sheer Magazine of the Day

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When a chubby shitty popstar from the UK who managed to get on Simon Cowell’s radar to host his show instead of babe Cheryl Cole is in a photoshoot wearing a sheer dress….no one should care….and when that chubbyt popstar from the UK who was low level before getting on Simon Cowell’s money making radar starred in a sex tape of her own, giving a decent blowjob, that no one even really cared about…..gets into a sheer dress for some magazine called sheer, who like to keep shit literal…no one should care….yet I am posting it anyway….and I am someone who has see her sex tape a few times…and who has heard and hated her music a few times…and who most importantly has seen her in a bikini a few times…and ultimately I am totally unimpressed by her…yet here I am posting her sheer dress for some magazine…like she matters.

I’m weird and make no sense…. Here are the pics.

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2012

28

Dec

Creepstreet Booty Compilation of the Day

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Our partners over on CREEP STREET have a lot of fucking fun….they make clothes, throw parties, have an all around good time and the thing about good times…is that girls love good times…and flock towards good times…and the other thing about girls who love good times…is that they like getting naughty…especially with promises of fame, fortune, exposure, or even a free t-shirt…and with that comes great pics…

The shirt I’ve been rocking the last month is THE TRB …cuz I like three tits…since I have three nipples….but I’d rather be rocking some of these babes….

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2012

28

Dec

Sofia Vergara’s Twitter Bikini Body of the Day

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Sofia Vergara’s rocking some optical illusion bathing suit for twitter that I assume she has scientists working for her to decidethe best way to package her old lady ass and huge titties for the public…an investment she doesn’t mind splurging on because she’s been using her tits since her teens to get knocked up….and now that she’s not forced to lick brass poles to pay the rent as a hard up immigrant in miami…and is in fact rich…she can splurge on those important things….and I for one thank Santa for that….

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