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2012

17

Dec

Miley Cyrus Gives Me Boners of the Day

Miley Cyrus gives me boners. I can’t explain it….I don’t understand it. Everything about her is annoying…I don’t think she’s talented, I don’t think she’s even interesting, I don’t think she’s got good style, if anything I think she’s trash, inbred, a product of incest, ignorant, beverly hillbilly spoiled brat bullshit….but that little body….pushing 20….is exciting….

She’ was a VH1 Diva last night, not that I know what that even means, sounds like some marketing bullshit to me, this was her weird performance….


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2012

17

Dec

Jessica Biel Timberlake for Elle of the Day


Justin Timberlake’s wife Jessica, who you may remember as being an actress you probably masturbated to… at one point in her life…probably when she was 17 and posing in Details magazine in her underwear….and not into her 20s when she became obsessed with lifting weight….because now that she’s married and 30…it’s safe to say that whole masturbating to her is likely far behind her, you know a thing of the past, thanks to the whole being 30 and the whole marriage leading to babies thing, unless that’s what you are into…which is possible…since people are into all kinds of weird shit…but that I am not into because that 30th birthday is usually the off switch to a woman’s existence….but the fact is that this body, has a great fucking ass…and until that is taken away from us, I’ll keep looking….

This is her spread for Elle Magazine where she poses with designers like some fashionista…now that she’s a celebrity wife…

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2012

17

Dec

Ana Beatriz Barros in a Bikini in Miami of the Day

There was a minute when Ana Beatriz Barros was all the rage…you know doing Victoria’s Secret….back in the early 2000s…but I guess that was a while ago…cuz she seems to be out of practice in wearing a bikini in an erotic way….cuz these pictures of her are more ape-like…as her 6 foot frame with a shitty hip-to-waist ratio…and what could be testicles filling up her bikini bottoms…kinda drag her knuckles in the sand as she walks over to her seat….

I get that she’s is or was a Brazilian lingerie model….but whatever is going on in these pics is some weird fucking body….and that’s too bad…cuz I remember her being a serious fucking babe….oh well…we all fall apart eventually…

Freedom has been attacked.


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2012

17

Dec

Aline Weber’s Naked of the Day

Aline Weber is a tall, Brazilian model who was born in 1989….and who was in the movie A Single Man…where she played a student named Lois….but who is probably known for her high fashion modeling….that was until today…where she got completely naked for some fashion magazine and these are the pics…

You see there’s this fine line between porn actress and high fashion model…that high fashion models probably don’t see…since they aren’t sucking dick in pictures…but the truth is that if Calvin Klien said to them that they have Terry Richardson shooting this new concept for his underwear involving dicks in mouth….the fashion models would be all over that….cuz it was presented to them amongst art and luxury….because the fact is…a girl who gets naked for anyone….in exchange for anything…is essentailly a whore…and I support that.

Here are the pics…

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2012

17

Dec

Arianny Celeste Cuz There Was a UFC of the Day

There was a UFC in Vegas this past weekend…and Arianny Celeste came out cuz it is her job….you know to make the UFC feel less gay than watching two men mud wrestle without the mud is….you know with her fake tit cleavage in tow….hosting parties at Vanity Nightclub, where just 4 years ago she’d go see her favortie DJs play after her long shift at the stripclub she worked at, you know the same place Dana White, UFC Billionaire recruited her from….and I figure…I’ll post her titties from her instagram for you Arianny Celeste loving weirdos who don’t realize you’re gay.


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2012

17

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini in St Barts of the Day

Mom body has probably never looked this good…here is my favorite Instagram girl who ignores the fuck out of my comments…and who may even censor my comments…like I don’t have feelings…and like my words don’t matter…even if they are praising just how lovely she is….but I don’t let it get me down, cuz girls have been ignoring me and pretending I don’t exist for the last 4 decades…and not only am I used to it…it makes masturbating to them more fun, passionate and angry….

She’s in a bikini, in St Barts, for Victoria’s Secret, cuz I guess they have a compound there, and I guess that’s what Victoria’s Secret models do, which I guess isn’t all that exicting, but it’s better than looking at fat mom’s at the coffee shop gossiping and talking about how their stitches from their birthing pussy haven’t dissolved yet…or about their love for the cakes they are eating…you know…typical mom shit isn’t this good…so I am glad mom Ambrosio in her bikini happened this past weekend….


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2012

17

Dec

Aiselyne Horgan Wallace Freaky See Through of the Day

You probably don’t know who Aiselyne Horgan Wallace is because she is pretty much a nobody and doesn’t matter in the fucking least in the grand scheme of things….

But there was a time, this 33 year old, who has aged horribly, was considered a busty, fake titty, Big Brother staring babe people masturbated to….and I guess I am posting about her cuz I like to see how things have gone so wrong in her bottom feeding life…that even when wearing a see through shirt, I can’t keep my eyes off that fucking chin….

Weird how these things happen…


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2012

17

Dec

Victoria Silvstedt’s Titty Lingerie Pics of the Day

Victoria Silvstedt is one of my enemies…not because I actual care to hate her…but because I am forced to hate her simply based on the fact that she came after me with lawyers 5 years ago…all because I posted pictures of her getting eaten out by her billionaire boyfriend, who is a married shipping tycoon from Greece, who she is a prostitute for….you know a toy that his wife lets him have, because lets face it, he brings her the good life, and like most billionaire wives, she probably hates the motherfucker, and just wants him out of the house she she can do what she wants to do…leaving Victoria Silvstedt the angry hooker he will never leave his wife for, the objectified pushing 40, Playboy Playmate from 1992, with daddy issues that lead to stupid fake tits, she tried to make a living out of, but that no one really cared about, not even the one man she wants more than just a paycheck from….

But I can put our differences aside to stare at her in see through lingerie, even if these must be from a decade ago, as chick is old as fuck now, they could very well be from last week, thanks to her being a fucking fembot who never fucking ages…..either way here are the pics….cuz there are fake tits in it…and that’s good enough for me even if everything about her is garbage….

Posted in:NSFW|Victoria Silvstedt

2012

17

Dec

On the 11th Day of stepXMAS my Hooker Gave to Me….

A Monkey Spanker so that I don’t have to pollute her polluted hooker vagina with my dirtbag penis….you know a vagina without the vagina…to keep me entertained during the herpes outbreak…

Everything is amazing when Super Modeled by…THE AMAZING AND LOVELY VERONICA VICE

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2012

17

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Even masturbating to all the random internet girls doesn’t make the world seem like a decent place….I just don’t understand why it takes 20 six year olds to bring the nation together….we are in this together…we shoud all just get naked and group sex…you know shoot each other with our loads instead of with guns…

The whole thing is stupid…Here are some morning LINKS….

How NOT to Get a Four WheelerOut of a River – VIDEO
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And This is Why You Don’t Try to Pick a Fight With a Mean Old Bastard – VIDEO
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Today in Disgusting Food Items That Make Me Wanna Puke….
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Domino Effect at a Military Parade is Hilarious, And They All Fall Down – VIDEO
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Megan Fox Was Serious About Not Showing Her Breasts Anymore
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I’d Like to Be All Over Claudia, That’s For Sure (NSFW)
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Hayden Panettiere Gets Funny in Esquire (Photo Gallery)
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Jessie Jett is Our Rides Girl of the Day
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Free Cam Shows to Make Your Monday Better (NSFW)
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These 2 BFFs Are Getting Off With Each Other (NSFW)
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10 Christmas Tree Fails That Even Charlie Brown Wouldn’t Touch
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I Woulndn’t Mind Waking Up to Jenna Every Moening (NSFW)
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I WANNA GO ON THE ZIPLINE CATAPAULT!!! – VIDEO
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