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Anais Pouliot Hot Vogue Russia of the Day

One of life’s great tragedies is that Anais Pouliot is from Montreal…and that I didn’t jump on this girl before she was a hugely successful fashion model….because now I will likely never jump on her…..at least not willingly…cuz I know local girls…and whenever they make it internationally they have no time for their local creeps….and I guess that’s ok, because she’s naked all over the internet and often times that’s far better than ever having to deal her bullshit…cuz every girl comes with her own bag of bullshit…when sometimes all you want is a little nipple for fashion….

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Katie Price for Katie’s Boutique Lingerie of the Day

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Katie Price is rockin some lingerie…for her own lingerie brand…cuz she is the best self promoter of all time….she took being stripper trash with the dumbest fucking abnormal…almost comical implants to the next level…by turning herself into a abnormally huge breasted brand…which as far as I’m concerned is more fun than all the other brands out there…even though she’s old…her body is boxing out as she’s menopausal…and she looks a lot like a transgendered in a youtube video before her suicide….but I’ll still endorse her hustle – cuz it is hilarious…

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2012

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Kelly Kelly is Barbie Blank’s Hot Ass for Instagram of the Day

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The rebrand of WWF starlet Kelly Kelly who has broke up with the WWF but who doesn’t own her WWF name…continues in a fucking amazing way….by telling us that “hey you may not no who the fuck Barbie Blank is, but she’s me and she’s got a great fucking ass, and she’s willing to expose it for attention, while people are still paying attention, because she has no idea that the WWF was the biggest fucking thing of her life, and that it is all downhill from here, but at least she’s trying”….I just can’t wait for the nudes, playboy shoot and whatever else comes from being an ex wrestling star…like banging George Clooney….and doing Dancing with the Stars…but far less classy…cuz Kelly Kelly is a stripper compared to the elegant Keibler before her….and that’s why we like her better.

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Alexa Vega Titties for the Nerds for Instagram of the Day

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I figured out who Alexa Vega ….and it turns out she’s more than just some girl showing off her tits for nerds…she is in fact the child star from Spy Kids who pedophiles masturbated to….trying to make it clear to everyone…all the fucking skeptics and people who only know her from Spykids that she’s got herself some tits…and I am totally down with that strategy…

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2012

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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are Back On of the Day

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Thank god the crisis is over….

There is still hope…The world continues….this was just a miscommunication…a publicity stunt…they were toying with our emotions…like the puppets we are…

From TMZ

Thing 1: Justin is not involved with anyone else. There are pics of Justin with a Victoria’s Secret model circulating, but there’s nothing there.

Thing 2: Justin would like to get back with Selena, and thinks it can happen. We’re told the way Justin sees it … they’ve broken up a bunch of times before and this is just another blip.
We’re told he’s not freaked out … he thinks there’s a good chance they’ll make up

So I had to re-work my MEMORIAL VIDEO to make it a romance video…

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Barbara Palvin is Bieber’s New Fake GF of the Day

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I’m done MOURNING HIS FAKE RELATIONSHIP WITH SELENA GOMEZ

The latest in Beiber fake relationships because has to be gay….is that his new girlfriend is the 18 year old young blood Victoria’s Secret is trying to make famous…. Barbara Palvin ….

Now, I’ve been following her instagram for a few months now…and prior to her becoming a huge fucking deal…back when she only had one VS shoot in her garter belt…she was posting non stop pics of her and her little local BF…who I guess was her high school sweetheart…but like all fame whores who become famous…you gotta leave that in the past…and jump on opportunities like banging your favorite pop star now that you have access…and the whole thing is all controlled by their management cuz they all want as much exposure as possible…when all I want is for her to expose more of her genitals…

It is all lies…bullshit…and it doesn’t matter…its’ just another excuse to post a bikini and lingerie model in her teens…cuz I don’t care who she is fucking for fame….or cuz of her model fame…I just care that she’s fucking….

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2012

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Cindy Crawford For Shape Magazine of the Day

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People hate on Cindy Crawford every time I post on how amazing she is…but I have seen her in person…and it turns out that she’s fucking amazing…we exchanged smiles…made eye contact…as she entered her hotel years ago….and probably thought I was a homeless guy…or someone with downs syndrome down on his luck who needed a little pick me up…when in reality…all I needed was for her to sit on my face…

That said…she’s in December’s Shape…and I love her….even though historically…I hate old bitches….

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2012

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MTV EMA 2012 Pics of the Day

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MTV European Music Awards happened last night…and I wasn’t invited…and I didn’t watch…but apparently Heidi Klum was the host…and in that came her rockin’ mom of an army of mixed race kids thanks to being a German with German wants and needs….weird wants and needs that come in the form of Fetishes reminiscent of Nazi Germany…..all pragmatic and covered in S&M, bondage and feces….before divorcing the huge cock that ravaged her….tits….

I am sure there were other babes there….but Heidi Klum…ex lingerie model….now in her 40s and still giving boners..is all that matters….

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Mariana Almeida Topless Modeling of the Day

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Mariana Almeida is a Brazilian model who knows what modeling is all about….or at least who is modeling in all the right ways…getting naked to climb the ladder of obscuirty to relevance through titties..because that is how the world works…

Now, I’ve never heard of her and I don’t really need to know anything about her to appreciate her tits….but I did some background research…and it turns out she’s pretty hot naked…

Here’s a little into video of her talk…She’s 24, been modling for 6 years, likes to travel…and who gives a fuck she shows her tits for money and she’s a babe…and we like her for that…

Here are her nudes…to get ahead…

Pics via In.Troducing.com

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2012

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Jennifer Love Hewitt in a See-thru to Bra of the Day

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Jennifer Love Hewitt’s face has seen better days…in fact so has the rest of her….making me wonder what the logic was in wearing this see through shirt…showing off her bra in what may be the least erotic of see through shirts I have ever seen…I mean I guess when you are the small head…small body…hug tits in the late 90s…it’s really hard to stay relevant…especially when you’re boring in all that you do…especially in your emotional eating cuz you can’t land a man….who cares…here’s the pics anyway.

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