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2012

25

Oct

Melissa Debling Naked Housework for Zoo of the Day

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My days are not complete unless I rip off a photo set from one of the UK Lad mags I am amazed actually exist and that people actually buy….even though I am not amazed the models exist…cuz there are naughty, exhibitionist, slutty girls everywhere that just need a little coaxing and proding and promises of fame and fortune to objectify themselves in the best kind of way…..naked and topless….this coulda been a stripper or a school teacher or a pornstar…but instead she’s a housewife…just cleaning up the house properly…unless of course these are staged…in which case I feel lied to……but here are the pics anwyay…cuz a girl looking like this cleaning your house, even if she’s faking it is amazing…while your wife cleaning your house dressed like this is a scary fucking disgusting mess you’d like to avoid…making this all the better fantasy….cuz you know real hot girls date guys who can afford to pay someone to do the cleaning and they only get naked for the pool boy….

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2012

25

Oct

Shane van der Westhuizen is Amazing for FHM South Africa of the Day

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Shane van der Westhuizen is some South African Model….because South African woman…at least the rich white ones who don’t have AIDS…are pretty fucking substantial….with all their mixed race interesting features they have generations breeding with with culturally hybrid sperm….making them these tall, lean, lovely, blonde creatures that Charlize Theron paved the fucking way for…..

I guess she’ll soon be on her pilgrimage to America, a place where they want us to know they exist….and I am all for it…I’m even a fucking fan of it cuz she’s a real serious squinting babe….and that’s really all that fucking matters when it comes to masturbating to these international women you’ve you never heard of before today…and will likely never meet…unless the plan backfires and she gets a gig working the tourism counter at the Airport….

All I know is she’s great in FHM South Africa.

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2012

25

Oct

Lara Bingle in a Bathing Suits for Cleo Australia of the Day

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LARA BINGLE ignores me on social networking…not that I ever figured out why I was following her in the first place on social networking….you see I have never been to Australia…even though I like their women….who when aren’t Lara Bingle…are fun, down to party, and hot as fuck while dressed all cool….into my sleazy and creepy jokes…but I ended up following her anyway…and bitch has huge amounts of fans…which makes no sense to me….but she’s milking it…getting endorsement gigs and sometimes they end up with her in bikini…while other times they end up with her getting her pussy sniffed by a dog…

She may not matter, but in her defense…no one really does….and here she is in bathing suits for some Australian mag called CLEO

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2012

25

Oct

Daniella Monet’s Mermaid Costume of the Day

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Daniella Monet is some chubby 23 year old who has been in a lot of horrible movies…you know the kind of movies that come on TV late night and you’re too lazy to stab yourself in your ears and/or eyes to make the pain stop…so you watch it and end up getting sucked into the story, even if the acting, writing, and everything about it is shit….she’s also been on some TV shows and the world is her fucking oyster…and here she is posting pics of herself in the most inconvenient Halloween costume, unless you have a handler and a massive aquarium but one that is far more erotic than those ghetto “sexy” stripper caliber costumes all the other bitches are wearing….especially when mermaids are porn to you.

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2012

25

Oct

Aubrey O’Day is a Busty Pig on Set of her Music Video of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day is a ditch pig who you would assume just got raped by a trucker and thrown out after dude was done with her….leaving her deep in the mud to cool off and fish around for something to eat cuz she just can’t stop eating…at least based on her body…and I am sure that stems from hating herself, feeling sorry for herself….all while pretending to be a glorious DIVA….who gets to film music videos and sing songs badly….like some kind of joke…because she plays the game right….when really the only game she should be playing is doing squats….on my dick…till she drops 50 lbs….

I hate fat chicks and I hate Aubrey O’Day….SHe’s the worst.

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2012

25

Oct

Lingerie for Elle Mexico of the Day

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As the premiere…most successful…most famous…Mexican on the internet according to me…which isn’t saying much because the level of background research on this topic was little to none….I like to think I have a responsibility to the people…primarily my Mexican brothers and sisters….to showcase the amazing half naked women from their Mexican edition of American magazines…not because I care about Mexico or Mexicans…but because I care about models in lingerie…..at least long enough to get a boner….

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2012

25

Oct

Imogen Thomas Exploits Her Unborn Child Like it was Her Implants of the Day

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Imogen Thomas is a Glamour model who is accustomed to exploiting herself, her integrity, her sexuality and her implants in order to get paid, attention and low level celebrity….but most importantly….a football playing husband to finance her existence now that there’s a meal ticket baking in her vile, HPV ridden baby oven….

So seeing her posing in some amateur, bra wearing, autistic looking jack-o-latern painted baby growing inside her bump, all for attention is pretty much expected…if you even know who the fuck this slag is….and if you don’t, she’s just another stripper who has used her stripper values to “make it”….and we love strippers…especially when they reproduce to instill horrible morals and values of tacky behavior onto a new generation….

Here is her pregnant lady body painted body in a bra….because I assume it’s a fetish…at least I know it is going to be one as I stare at these milk filled hormonal violated vagina massive breasts….they are ridiculous.

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2012

25

Oct

Anne Hathaway is Unfortunate of the Day

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Not everything in life is sunshine, rainbows, lollipops and fucking dildos in 18 year old virgins….sometimes things suck….and sometimes things aren’t what you thought they were…and sometimes when people say “life’s short”…you think no it isn’t…it is long, drawn out and miserable…because life is about perception…so when some people look at Anne Hathaway, recently married, soon to be a mother..they see some babe they jerk off to from nerd movies….while I see nothing by an 80s lesbian on her way to go for a kayak…or whatever it is lesbians in the 80s did….and whatever it is that they did…it wasn’t ever hot….

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2012

25

Oct

Sophie Turner’s Got More Ass Shots for Twitter of the Day

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Sophie Turner has found Jesus…and by Jesus I mean she’s found the holy grail of gaining attention when useless, uninteresting, and talentless….you know long after the internet threw you away and didn’t care about you….back when you had to make the decision to go back to law school cuz modeling was a flop….and it is Twitter. The answer is twitter…if she produces some self shot pics, she doesn’t need an agent, she doesn’t need to get gigs, but she’ll get just as much exposure, more importantly land a loyal fan base, all from a couple shitty cellphone pics of her awesome, useless body…..This shit is better for careers than Dancing with the Stars…especially when you’re not famous enough to be a has been on that…..so Sophie Turner, Lawyer, has found her way….in the the low barrier of entry, I am a chick naked on the internet, world…and she’s clearly loving it…and unfortunately…so am I….I need her to be my legal team where all meetings are charged by the hour and take place on my dick.

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2012

25

Oct

Petra Nemcova’s Got the Best Shirt of the Day

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Before seeing these awesome pics of an awesome shirt of Awesome Petra Nemcova….I pretty much forgot she existed…It’s like her fiance never died in the tsunami….and all it took was bringing out the tits to remind us she’s still here…and that she climbed up a fucking tree that day and wasn’t swept away with the motherfucker they never found….and I appreciate her efforts…to keep his memory alive…cuz motherfuckers…I like me some titties….in public….in see through shirts so see through she might as well not be wearing a shirt…but maybe I am just emotional cuz I survived a Central American earthquake I didn’t even notice til the power went out…cuz I was at a bar drunk chatting up a tranny….and my world is always set on fucking vibrate….I’m a cockroach people…not going anywhere….

These pics are almost a week old – but I am in Central America and thus new to me….like every Adam Levine song is new to these people….

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