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2012

25

Oct

Taylor Swift See Through Camel Toe for Letterman of the Day


I don’t know what is wrong with Taylor Swift’s vagina…but I assume it’s got big old lips that are hungry enough to eat whatever gets in their way…from celebrity players who likely gave her ass herpes…to tween boys related to the Kennedys – she’s down to fuck…..Just a few weeks ago SHE BROUGHT HER CAMEL TOE TO A PAIR OF SHORTS and now this….it’s like she doesn’t even care about faking this Christian wholesome girl with wholesome girl problems like boys….and is more interested in putting her cunt out there…cuz whining about boyfriend problems is for 12 year olds….Taylor Swift is woman and part of the Sex and the City generation….which means she’s more into the fuck….even if it is with her pants while in situations where dick would be deemed inappropriate – like on Letterman….

Thanks to our good friend DEAN for sending this in…..


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2012

25

Oct

Jessica Pare in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t watch Mad Men, but I do know Jessica Pare. She’s from Montreal, I’ve met her a few times, I know her crew, she was not hot enough to really remember or care about, but she did move to LA after finding some low level local celebrity, where she tried and tried and tried some more to land real jobs, where she married an American dude for his papers, only to divorce him with an American Passport so she could stay in LA trying to land real jobs….and then one day…at 30 years old…it all came together….and she got on Mad Man and now she’s shooting in Hawaii in a Bikini and all her fucking dreams have come true….when really she was at her best when doing topless scenes in Hot Tub Time Machine and topless scenes in weird Lesbian private school love story movies….because lets face it…big sloppy tits are more fun naked….but she’s in a bikini, and I guess that’s what counts and next times she’s visiting her family in Montreal, walking around like she’s more important than the world like she was Elisha Cuthbert, who does the same thing, I’ll be sure to try to shove my tongue down her throat and instagram that shit…..but until then here she is in some pics in a bikini that I for one will not be masturbating to. I am not a hater, I am just not easily impressed.


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2012

25

Oct

Bar Paly Models Vitamin 2012 Bathing Suits of the Day

Bar Paly is some bootleg Bar Refaeli from Israel….you know cuz they are both named after my favorite place to self destruct…but more importantly on the same Israeli mission of being some next big thing in America….but only rockin’ credits like a one time role on CSI….and probably a few celebrity cocks that have been inside her and thus define her…or at least make her relevant…

I am more into her FLASHING HER PANTIES LOOKING LIKE A STRIPPER ….than bullshit same pose, same face, different bathing suit photoshoots, but she’s still hot, Jewish and half naked, and that’s gotta count for something…I am just not sure what that something is….but it is somewhere between irrelevant immigrant and worth jerking off to….as most of these women I talk about are….

Who cares, here’s the pics, I’m on vacation.

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2012

25

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Marie-Eve here.

I wrote this hilarious post about this guy I saw riding a bike yesterday that got hit by a car, which doesn’t sound very funny I know but if you were there on the corner when it happened and saw the riot that almost broke out between car owners and pedestrians, I assure you that you would think it was as funny as I did.

I guess my computer didn’t think it was funny though because the fucking thing crashed right as I was about to copy it into WordPress and I hadn’t saved the bloody thing in notepad so that was the end of that.

I’d call it simple bad luck but I prefer to give into the paranoia saying this is a continuing process of the whole universe conspiring against me to make sure I never get anywhere in life.

Let’s go with that.

How NOT to Ride a Segway – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Diana Rose is Down On All Fours (SEMI NSFW)
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This Turd Faints on One of Those Slingshot Rides Like a Little Girl – VIDEO
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Alyssa Michelle is All Laid Out (SEMI NSFW)
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Katy Perry & John Mayer Are Banging Too Loud
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Here’s and Interview With Breaking Bad’s Dean Morris
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Women in Windows – a Sexy Gallery
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Free Cam Shows Help Get Us Through the Last Leg of the Week
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One Dildo Isn’t Gonna Cut It For This Girl (NSFW)
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10 Badass Things to Do With a Pumpkin for Halloween
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Dee is Super Sexy in the Jungle (SEMI NSFW)
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And MORE Evil Pumpkins
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These Sexy Games Aren’t For Kids, That’s For Sure
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2012

24

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Marie-Eve here.

I got drunk again last night and ended up having one of those shit storm work days that never, ever comes after a night of going to bed at 9 am and sleeping 10 hours before waking up bright eyed and ready to conquer the day.

No, these type of days only happy after you stayed out drinking until 5 am and you convince yourself you can get 2 hours sleep then head to work fine when the reality is come mornin g even a shower won’t wash the stench of booze off you and you have a headache so bad it feels like someone shot you in the face.

How was your day?

Jessica Simpson’s Dad Was Gay This Whole Time. Wait, What?

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Justin Bieber Is A Peen Implant-Having Credit Card Thief
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I’d Rather Hear a Husky Singing Gwen Stefani Than Gwen Stefani Singing Gwen Stefani – VIDEO
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The Complete History of Bond Girls
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Kelly Brooke Busting Out for 007
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Megan Daniels is Busting Out (NSFW)
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Vanity Cruz is Easy on the Eyes (SEMI NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, Have Yourself Some Fun
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Lauren Michelle Hill Has One Great Ass (SEMI NSFW)
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Rape Suspect Blames Four Loko Blackout: ‘Did I Do Something Wrong?’
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This Girl Doesn’t Mind Going to Work On Herself (NSFW)
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Sexy Games to Have yourself Some Fun With (NSFW)
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W Magazine Celebrates 40th Anniversary with Scarlett Johansson and Friends (Photo Gallery)
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If Jon Hamm’s Massive Penis Doesn’t Make You Suicidal, It Should
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Jodie Gasson See Through on Twitter (NSFW)
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Here’s Some Celebrity Tweets, Some of Which Are More Funny Than Others, But Here They Are Anyways
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Victoria Justice Playing Tennis Hotness (SITE NSFW)
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Looking Good Sweetheart (SITE NSFW)
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Guess Who Got Another DUI
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DOING IT WRONG! A TRIBUTE! – VIDEO
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Jennifer Walcott Bikini Video Shoot
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Joan Jett is Braless and See Through, Who Cares If she’s Old
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Some Kate Middleton Just Because
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Emily VanCamp, Lea Michele, January Jones: Celebrities Who Show Major Cleavage in ‘GQ’ (GALLERY)
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Quiana Grant is Sexy By the Beach
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Ariel Rebel Flaunts Her Sweet Body (NSFW)
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Scarlet Wants to Show You Her Favorite Toy (NSFW)
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R.I.P.??? Brazilian Man Shocks Family And Friends When He Shows Up To His OWN Funeral!!
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Rihona Braun Has One Tight Body (NSFW)
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Man Flashes Cops His Balls To AVOID Arrest For Public Indecency. (NSFW)
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Stacey Kiebler is Looking Kinda Classy For Once
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Lesbian Bukakke Anyone?
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Shark Attacks Whale Porn. Wait, What?
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My Favorite Thing in Life is Girls Naked on the Internet…..
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Some Naked Celebrities….For You…
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Sex Toy of the Day
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2012

24

Oct

Nina Agdal for Sauvage Swimwear of the Day

Nina Adgal is a hot bikini model at the top of her game…but for some reason she looks like she’s got a mild case of DOWNS….I as a humanitarian, I think all of God’s children deserve to live out their dreams, especially if those dreams are getting half naked and showing off an rocking body, even if you have DOWNS….because it’s not handicap it is handicapable people….

Not that she has downs….but if she does…she’d probably win the DOWNS beauty pageant….which may not being saying much….and which may not be all that much a competition for her….but it’s nicer than saying she’d lose….

If anything….if DOWNS looked like this…or more babies with DOWNS looked like this, I am sure the DOWNS abortion rate thanks to pre-screening tests would drop substantial…cuz hot girls…even when retarded get the fuck ahead and have it real easy…..

Here she is for some bathing suit company….and on that note I am going to the beach to stare at local whores in their bikinis…to recruit like I was Victoria’s Secret…but instead of shooting for catalog…we’re just gonna shoot for my masturbation files…cuz I am in central america people…and still fucking posting cuz I am committed or a loser or a committed loser….

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2012

24

Oct

Alice Goodwin Naked for Zoo of the Day


I don’t know why I ever hated on Glamour Models…because Glamour Models are amazing.

They are the vehicle for busty girls on the fence about getting topless to pretend they are international models…you know the kind of girl who would otherwise be working as a bartender cockteasing all night….instead of stripping where she belongs…cuz stripping is below her…faced with the fame of being a Glamour Model…that can’t be refused…

So I get to see their tits, that I’d never otherwise see, and they are always worth looking at, as tits tend to be….they get to pretend they are important or that they matter, and it is a win win for everyone involved.

Her name is Alice Goodwin and I don’t know who the fuck she is, but I can describe her tits in 10 words or less….starting with Lovely.

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2012

24

Oct

Brooklyn Decker in Women’s Health South Africa of the Day

You’d think the only article in Women’s Health South Africa would be “How to Avoid Aids”…or “How to live with Aids”…cuz stats on South Africa tell me that 80 percent of their population is dealing with AIDS….

But apparently they are also into bigger, not very deserving, married to pro athlete models who are hardly models but pretend to be cuz it sounds better than groupie….

So I can assume these magazines are designed for people who are probably not dying of AIDS in tribal villages…you know since a copy of it probably costs more than they make in a year…

Here are the pics….and they are probably recycled from another shoot for another mag cuz Africa does not have the budget to shoot this…I am sure these pics are on the site in the archives from when they first dropped but who cares….I am posting them anyway…we are in too deep…

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2012

24

Oct

Katy Perry Possible Nipple of the Day

Katy Perry and her overly colorful, annoying, pile of pop stare glittery pile of fucking rainbow and unicorn shit, was on stage possibly showing off some nipple discoloration that I can only hope is not actually her nipple but advanced skin cancer that puts an end to her annoying music career…sure wishing cancer on a bitch may seem evil, but it is just self defense cuz she pollutes my life over the radio that fills all public places, on tv and internet…shoving her down my fucking throat when I don’t want it down my throat…..making her the villain, invading in my life…cuz bitch doesn’t know who I am…but I know I can’t stand who she is….and that is the issue….

But on the positive side of things she does have some pretty rockin’ tits even if the rest of her is cankles and fucking evil….

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2012

24

Oct

Amber Heard Hot Photoshoot of the Day

Amber Heard is the hooker who seduced Johnny Depp with her fake lesbian for attention like all the college girls do, vagina….leading to him leaving his wife of many years and to her becoming a little more of a household name, as that is kinda what she’s in this celebrity game for….and that drive, work ethic and ability to prostitute herself like some kind of tranny in a gay bar seeking a new strain of AIDS to help end his broken fucking life….has lead to these romantic and lovely unknown fetish pics that I can only assume are part of her lesbian mission to lure Ellen or some other granola eating organic farm vegan in construction boots and rippled flannel….cuz photoshoots like this is totally what legit dykes jerk off to….clearly all the lesbian out there realize I am joking cuz they know they only like watching girls build like trucks inserting dolphin shaped dildos in their asses…none of this lipstick shit….not that Amber Heard is a lesbian…that was just for business…but she is smoking in these pics…literally.

I get this Hollywood Glam angle…but I prefer the coked Hollywood hookers from the early 80s look…just cuz they are more representative of this girl who should be in porn….here are the pics.

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