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2012

12

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I have decided to go mainstream….take over the internet and media and entertainment…just after I take this nap, drink this bottle of booze and pay some ghetto whore 50 bucks for a handjob….at which point I’ll forget all this ever happened…but one thing is for sure…I will be back to blogging again…as long as I don’t die…

Anything is possible, live the dream, here are some stepLINKS…

Britney Spears Making Crazy Faces
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Lindsay Lohan is a Fucking Mess of the Day
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Olsen Sister Hot and Fantasy for the Nerds
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Dancing Grandpag
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Cat Rape is Funnny
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Vanessa Hudgens And Her Perky Tits. Waiting For Her Latest Round Of Nude Pics
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Yeah, I Think I Can Do Without a Creepy Fucking Clown Video – VIDEO
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25 Movies That Killed Careers
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Ashley Benson, Vanessa Hudgens & Rachel Korine Work It With A Stripper
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Who’s Idea Was It to Have Britney Spears and Demi Lovato Judge a Singing Competition? Honestly
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Abbey Clancy is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of (SITE NSFW)
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I Love Watching Chicks Take Showers, God Damn
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Kate Hughes is a Super Sexy Cyber Girl
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Hot Brunette Hannah Assumes the Position
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Web Cam Sluts That Will Drive You Wild
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Kat Dennings
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Big Boobed Slut and a Dildo, Check It (NSFW)
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100 Best NFL Cheerleader Pics
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Free Cam Shows, Have Yourself Some Fun
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Cassandra and Her Big Tits Are Hitching a Ride
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Jessica Simpson’s Tits Are Out of Fucking Hand
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Alison Pill Tweets Topless Pic of Herself (NSFW)
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These Loves Dolls Are Ready For Romance (NSFW)
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I Could Watch a Sexy Brazilian Butt Work Out Alllllll Daaaaaaaay Loooooooonnngggg
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I Only Want My Weather Man to RAP to Me From Now On – VIDEO
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Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace’s Virgin White Panties Upskirt (SITE NSFW)
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Some Emma Watson, Just Because
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Doutzen Kroes is Still the Hotness, Wow
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Vanessa Hudgens Work Out Clothes
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Slutty GIF Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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This Babe is Great at Finding the Sweet Spot (NSFW)
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Kids Killing Kids: 10-Year-Old Girl Charged With Manslaughter In Death Of Baby After Babysitter Left The Child In Her Room
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Web Slut and a Dildo, Nuff Said
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Top 5: Bizarre Sex Toys To Turn You Off Sex
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Candice Swanepoel is God Damn Sexy
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Crazy Blonde Chick Goes on a Rampage
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I’m Loving All These Erin Heatherton Pics Lately, Ow!
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Abbie Cornish Cleavage
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100 Hottest Female Athletes Ever
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Tom Hanks Gives Good EUlogy
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Have A Look At What Russell Brand Is Fucking Now…
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Classic Draculina Nudes
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Amanda Bynes Gives Me Boners
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Jessica Simpson Fat Tits of the Day
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Sexy Brazilian Butt Lift
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Some Hot Bitch Named Cobie Smulders
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Long Distance Catch
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Deal Or No Deal Porn Parody
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Today’s Random Porn Vids!
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Girls Getting Naked!
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2012

12

Sep

Vanessa Paradis in Lingerie for Jalouse of the Day

Johnny Depp’s ex wife and mom to a couple of his kids….who is pushing 40 has finally come out of her reclusive life that she’s had hiding with the Pirate the last 14 year..now that he’s out of her life, thanks to hiding his penis inside his co-stars, even though French women are supposed to be into sharing their men, esepcially when their men get paid to cheat on Camera for 100s of millions of dollars a movie…money that is going to fund the life, artist loft in Brooklyn, drug addiction, start up companies that fail, yachts and all that other good rich kid stuff of their bratty kids….

She’s modeling in a fashion mag, all elegant in lingerie, and she’s the kind of single mom, I’d be so into riding into the good life that she can offer me…espeically since her mom body, and I can’t speak for her entire mom body, cuz she hasn’t got her labia spread in this pic, look pretty good….

Here are the pics….

Posted in:Vanessa Paradis

2012

12

Sep

More Erin Heatherton in a Bikini of the Day


Erin Heatherton is Leonardo DiCaprio’s official model he fucks….because I assume being Leonardo DiCaprio and aware of what dating him does for a model’s career and probably paid by Victoria’s Secret to help launch their new stars into the limelight….as if they are just an escort agency to the stars…which they probably are….he is probably down to fuck whoever he wants….

I personally don’t think she’s all that great to look at….her ass isn’t substantial and compared to Candice Swanepoel she’s feces….and I know what you’re thinking, that I am only saying that cuz Erin Heatheron is really Erin Bubley….a jewish girl from Illinois….but I am not Anti-Semetic and either is DiCaprio since all his girlfriends are jewish….you see I believe we are all God’s Children and all religions have babes and busted up, broken down, gremlin monsters with vaginas…..not that she’s a gremlin, but she is a lot of hype and here she is in a bikini…Victoria’s Secret is pushing this one hard…and here she is in another bikini for her Miami shoot…


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Posted in:Erin Heatherton

2012

12

Sep

Eniko Mihalik Nice Titties for HUGE of the Day


Eniko Mihalik is my kind of Hungarian model…cuz she’s busty in her rockin’ Cold War, Iron Curtain, Built on Communist Values and hard work, Down with the USSR, first in space travel, Rationed Bread line limited food, good genes cuz the weak died off before the Fall of Communism allowing her to avoid the mafia run Sex Trade body…..

A body she’s not scared to show off naked in fashion shoots…cuz it is sure fucking better than making Borscht in the back of some sex club when not washing old communist party leader semen out of her vagina now that she’s too old to be properly utilized in the human sex trade…..you know a den mother at 25….but instead she whores herself out in a more glamorous, socially accepted way….Gettin Paid…

Posted in:Eniko Mihalik|NSFW

2012

12

Sep

Miley Cyrus’ Awesome Tit Pic of the Day


Miley Cyrus is awesome….she is a fashion icon and not just to robot lesbians who admire her dyke hair…but to tweens everywhere who are now going bra-less and spandex shorts everywhere they go….making me happy to not be a school teacher as with the early onslaught of puberty, coupled with parents who don’t seem to mind that their daughter are dressed like 80s hookers, not having sex or wanting sex with them is probably challenging no matter how morally grounded you are.

You see just the other day I was in line for a coffee behind a grandfather and his 15 year old grand daughter who had legs for days and a booty that wouldn’t quit but that could hang out of her shorts… with C cup tits and a toned stomach busting out of a tank top….in what made me feel really creepy staring….but that I couldnt’ stop staring at…because as much as I don’t want to sex a tween….I had to take in the pretty serious sceince experiment/miracles that Genetically Modified foods are making in our own backyards and school yards…

The shit is pretty fucking real….and here’s Miley Braless and lovely…


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Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2012

12

Sep

Katrina Bowden Legs for Days of the Day


Katrina Bowden was some whore from American Pie Episode 40, let’s milk this brand as fucking hard as we can because that’s what you do when you’re hollywood and find something that worked in the 90s and actors that haven’t worked since the 90s who are into making another million to help them ride the next decade…..and she is hot and really being part of that shit that I can only imagine was shit…really propelled her into some amazing OPPORTUNITIES THAT EXPLOIT HER HOT BODY …..like hitting up fashion shows during Fashion Week like she’s doing here…


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Posted in:Katrina Bowden

2012

12

Sep

Doutzen Kroes Does Miami of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is a hot, thick bodied party slut who married the DJ cuz everyone loves the DJ especially when he headlines all he best parties in Ibiza, or whatever th fuck her black husband and baby daddy works, or wherever the fuck they met, exchanged numbers and he worked her harder than he ever worked any DJ Slut groupie wasted and asking him to play the latest Call me maybe….or at least hard enough to get her pregnant…so that she married him and didn’t abort his kid allowing him to tell all his friends that he fucks top level international lingerie models and not just local models they fuck…cuz girls fucking love DJs….now more than ever…to the point where I think I should become an international DJ cuz I like parties, travel, women, money and drugs enough to embrace the lifestyle….but lucky for you party people, I’m lazy and into self destructing.


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Posted in:Doutzen Kroes

2012

12

Sep

Erin Heatherton and Candice Swanepoel Hot Bikini Hustle for VS of the Day


I am not the kind of virgin loser who likes comparing hot pussy I’ve never met but would love to make sweet love to and write poetry about….you know the kind of romance that great American love stories are made of…..you know in a Who Would You Rather Do dorm room or mom’s basement or World of Warcraft Chatroom hypothetical, more fantay than all of their hobbies combined situation…I find it lame, obvious, redundant, boring conversaton cuz these bitches don’t know us, will never know us, and choosing between two hot pussies is a retarded concept that makes no sense, when I’d rathre do a cardbord cutout of one of them, than the toothless crackwhores I actually fuck, who I choose based on price….cuz lets face it, fucking anything that I can actually fuck is my fucking choice…..

Here are a couple of pics of them from twitter – not in bikinis….if you like faces as much as I like cumming on faces…



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Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|Erin Heatherton

2012

12

Sep

Azealia Banks for SPIN of the Day


I don’t give a fuck about Azealia Banks or her music. I don’t know any of her songs. I just know she’s being marketed hard and she’s getting famous and the youth are fucking loving her even though she’s not hot…..

I know you’re thinking some racist shit, cuz she’s black, you know like that I don’t like her kind, or her color, or whatever but the truth is that I love black girls all of the time and I want to fuck them 70 percent of the time, even the fat ones, cuz they are so exotic and have so much flavor…..and now I am left to wonder if it is considered racist to generalize black chicks as being something I want to fuck, you know slotting them in that box cuz I want that box or if racism only counts when the mass generalization is negative….

I guess that’s just another flaw in our society….and here’s Azealia Banks getting more famous for Spin magazine.

Posted in:Azealia Banks

2012

12

Sep

Joanna Krupa Bending Over in Bikini Car Wash of the Day


Joanna Krupa is pretty fucking jobbing….she’s hurting…she’s fallen off…she’s struggling…she’s rock bottom coasting…and that’s because she decided to use dancing with the stars as a platform to finally become a star…since they needed a hot chick and prior to her being on it she was just a Maxim girl…hardly a fucking star….before realizing that if they didn’t care about her before the shit, they won’t care about her after the shit, even if it put her in front of millions of people who never heard of her again….it was some bad strategy or advice…that has left her washing cars in a bikini for publicity on some low level, obvious, people will notice, but why are you subjecting yourself to this, do you need money this bad kick.

Seriously, I like watching, but I can see the sadness in her vagina definition as she degrades herself like a fucking whore that I guess she’s telling us she is…through her actions not her words…and I kinda love it.


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Posted in:Joanna Krupa