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2022

21

Oct

Sarah Hyland in her bikini being scary of the Day

I am of the school of thought that Sarah Hyland is a weird troll with a genetic disorder that is similar to primordial dwarfism and that even her organs don’t want to hang out with her and pulled the suicide switch because when a bitch is rotten, her organs know best.

So over the years when she was marketed to the normies with no brains as some hot chick, I knew it was witchcraft or brainwashing and it disturbed me to see everyone mindlessly go along with it, but that was before the general public mindlessly went along with some many far worse things using the same marketing tactics that Disney ABC used with her.

Anyway, she’s older, not dead, despite her organ failure, because she’s rich and can harvest other organs and she posted some bikini pics shot by her gay husband who she doesn’t know is gay because he’s straight for pay and likes the celebrity endorsement of his cock more than he likes cock…

She posted bikini pics to show off her small, weird, sickly body and I figure people don’t care about her dying in front of them, so long as she’s half naked, which is really the logic I had when fingering old ladies when I worked at the old folks home, old ladies who looked more youtful than this mess…I mean look at that chicken neck….how is she not in her 60s….

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2022

21

Oct

Feminist Friday of the Day

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I think most respectable women know that feminism is a fucking scam that sluts use to endorse their slut behavior like a get out of jail free card because ultimately, they’re not victim bitches who need to try to validate their slutty behavior with some bullshit political agenda, they just either own it, or realize that men actually think women are fucking queens, with this uterus that they can 3D print life with, it’s all pretty impressive, so impressive that we put up with REAL fucking bullshit from women to have the opportunity to get our dicks wet by those women, you know since they are the keepers of sex and therefore the people at the top of the food chain who can manipulate all the dudes of all level of power with their cunts…

The point is that I call this Feminist Friday because of bra burning, but I hope these aren’t self proclaimed feminsists fighting the patriarchy by taking off their bras and giving it something to jack off to, but rather just girls into showing their braless tits on the internet without making some annoying, oppressive, spectacle that is feminism, that is an actual attack on women and women being the heroes men think they are because they own the pussy…..

Point of the story, I should change the name of this post…because bralessness is just fashion baby, fashion I can jack off to if the stars align and my penis revives from the dead. I’m old.

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2022

21

Oct

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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I like to think of myself as a sex positive, women positive, wrongfully labeled a misogynist, at least back when the site was on the radar and people would call it disgusting for reducing whore celebrities to their tits because everything else about them was bought, owned, fake and unimpressive….which really wasn’t anti-woman, but rather anti miserable opportunist women deflating the spirit of everyday women….it was some MARTYR shit…sacrificing myself for women…

So as a hero to women, I am here to say that FULL BACK PANTIES, which the media shat on harder than your grandma after mexican food after losing her ability to digest and control her bowels, are PANTIES too….

All panties are created equally, it’s the asses that wear the panties that aren’t, but I am all for looking at all asses in all panties and putting them under a ranking system based on fuckability, because that’s what WOMEN empowerment advocates DO.

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2022

21

Oct

Big Toy Girl and her Big Toy and Other stepNEWS of the Day

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Hollywood is Satanic

Solid cinematic protest video

Kitty Litter cake

AOC is fucking NUTS

Designer Nipple Reveal in the Top Surgery

Pronouns Freak

Fashion Show Freak

HOLD MY BEER

Devil Robbery

Motorcycle Road Rage

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2022

21

Oct

Buying Panties…and Other TikThots of the Day

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Smelling her Own Ass

Another Ass Smeller

Interesting Body Building Chick

Girls are so Slutty

The Ass be Walking

Leather pants

Big Ass

Impressive

Watch Out it’s Windy

The Squad

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2022

21

Oct

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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I was just at a shitty coffee shop getting a hot beverage to keep me warm on these dark and cold wintery days and the girls working the cash, the BARISTAS if you will were wearing some of the tightest fucking leggings imaginable, and when they around to take my order, after staring at basically their pussies from behind, they turned out to be the most normal, nerdy, probably in college, probably good students, probably into reading or knitting or other hipster shit designed for 90 year olds that some of these younger people are into and not even because it is ironic, but because they are introverted nerds……and I thought to myself, these nerds are giving free fucking asshole shows to ANYONE who comes in and they don’t even realize it because their generation is so slutty, self involved, unaware, or totally aware, and I thought how great that worked out for me!

Now, I’m just waiting for leggings to be too tame and fishnets to be the pant of the future, so that one day, I’ll be getting served by nerdy looking girls in fishnets, because leggings aren’t revealing enough for me, which means they aren’t revealing enough for the trend setting whores, which will trickle down to the nerdy girls that in my era only wore leggings with oversized sweaters.

We have won as a society.

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2022

21

Oct

University of Wisconsin Vollyball Champion Titty Flashers of the Day

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There’s a story going viral about the University of Wisconsin Badgers girl vollyball team acting like a bunch of ratchet girls promoting their onlyfans, which I am sure some of them may be doing soon, if they aren’t already, thanks to a sudden interest in their Locker Room antics fit for a fan of Debbie Does Dallas…..because that female locker room is the strange and mysterious place where overly excited college coeds get naked together and ideally wild together.

Apparently, the police are investigating the source of the leaked nudes, maybe it was a rival team who got their hands on the cellphone or maybe it was a bitter second string member of the team who hates the loud mouth popular teammates who don’t treat her proper, I don’t know…..

I do know that the school is saying their flashing and twerking and wild locker room antics on video is not the problem, the violation of their rights as woman, having their copyright material released is the problem, so the argument “they deserve it” is meant to be thrown out the window, but any logical idiot knows that if you film yourself naked, it can get out there and it’s really not a big deal, it’s just some college Volleyball tits being young and excited in an era where everyone’s a slut, even the NERDS.

I personally find this A LOT of fun and think it should be celebrated by all!

They are treating this as if it is revenge porn, so whoever leaked it may be going down!

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2022

20

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am still surprised when I go to the grocery store, which is pretty much the only place I go to stare and random pussy of all ages like the pervert I am….too lazy to go to actual bars or strip clubs because it requires getting off the couch….while the girls of the grocery store basically dress as slutty…..

But yeah, I still don’t understand how people who do the self checkout, it’s like they go to the grocery store after work, to crowdsource a job of a cashier, as the cashiers try to push you to the self check out, even though they are the machines designed to replace them, once people have it figured out or get accustomed to doing the work, even though the price of food factors in the labor of the cashier, who is supposed to do the work for you, it’s why it’s a job that exists…

So all these assholes lined up to cosplay cashier for their order, are fucking brain washed, brainless, or just fucking up the whole system. That’s like going to the restaurant and cooking your own meal, serving yourself, then cleaning up the fucking mess….or deciding that you should dispose of your garbage, fuck the garbage man, you can do it yourself, just fill the car up and drive it to the dump, why make the people who get paid for this shit do the work, just do it yourself, it’s so fun to be blue collar, or a laborer….you dumb fucks…..

We need more cashiers, not more people pretending to be cashiers because they are bored and like working for free…

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2022

20

Oct

Demi Moore’s Slutty Selfie of the Day

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Demi Moore is pretty fucking gross, but that’s more to do with her rotting from the inside, and not so much to do with her ability to turn her body into some sort of science experiment that at 65 years old, she’s looking better than most 30 year olds, at least when photoshopped and filtered, so you don’t see all the old lady hack scars, or smell the piss from the diapers she clearly needs to wear, it’s been a busy life, a long life, a hard life to the top of the hollywood food chain, probably something a bladder control doesn’t really survive after ALL those casting calls.

Old ladies sexualizing themselves pantsless will always creep me out, but I thought it was creepy when she was less old and married to that weirdo Kutcher, and being creeped out by an old lady doesn’t get better as time goes on and she continues to push being a sexual being, when she should be playing scrabble or baking cookies like the retiree she is….but I guess not giving up is what got an ugly troll of a woman who needed millions of dollars of plastic surgery when she was at her peak to this point.

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2022

20

Oct

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Thongs may be inefficient, but I like looking at the assholes peeking out behind them, because an underwear that functions as a window to a woman’s soul, is an underwear worth looking at a woman in them.

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