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2012

06

Aug

Candice Swanepoel Hot on Instagram of the Day


Candice Swanepoel is so good at Bikinis that she gets paid for the shit, but unlike someone who hates his work, you know since her work involves getting half naked, she just fucking goes at it for free, pretty much giving all her paying customers the finger, saying “you motherfuckers pay me 15,000 dollars a day for shit I do for free”….and I am just glad she does, because she’s pretty perfect…all girls should look like this and if they don’t, it is our job to encourage them to stop eating Fast Food, to develop an eating disorder, to hit the gym and to make magic….or just fuckin throw the fucking towel, get pregnant by a willing man, cuz there is always a willing man desperate to fuck anything as to not live a life alone, there’s no point in trying anymore cuz Candice Swanepoel wins….you fucking loser…

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2012

06

Aug

Sasha Cohen Tweets her Bikini of the Day

I have jerked off to figure skating….much more than once in my life…and I am not ashamed….because I am Canadian and I think that is what we are all supposed to do at least once in our life….especially when we only get one channel…and that channel is the CBC…and the only thing on TV that Sunday hangover, is figure skating, filled with tiny built bodies and countless panty flashes…often camel toe or jacked up ass cheeks…all set to classical music…showcasing athleticism in a way that is almost romantic….

Her name is Sasha Cohen, she figure skates….she wins Olympic medals….she now is pushing the self shot bikini hustle for her fans…cuz like swim team…these motherfuckers are horny as fuck….and LOOKING BACK ON MY COVERAGE ….she’s proved she’s into getting attention….next stop…sex tape.

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2012

06

Aug

Guy in Ferrari Runs Over Cops Foot of the Day

I have a feeling most of you bitter losers are going to love this video because for some reason….we like seeing people fail…especially when the person failing are young millionaires, either self made or trust funders, rich enough to have a Ferrari and a model looking girlfriend…you know the kind of guy you kinda wish you were, but would never admit you did, because it is pretty pathetic that deep down you aspire to be some lame rich kid, with a model girlfriend, who may or may not be actually lame, but who is pretty hysterical when he runs over a cops foot and gets himself arrested to avoid a ticket, one of those logical moves that his lawyers will get him out of, that are so not gangster, but are so ridiculous….but not as ridiculous as seeing him struggle on the ground like a little pussy that cops will make a lesson out of, cuz every hard worker hates punks like this, even if they are self made, they are still fucking annoying….

Posted in:Video

2012

06

Aug

Tricia Helfer Twitters her Bikini Top of the Day

Tricia Helfer is 38 year old Candian actor who doesn’t offend me in her bikini, which is seriously fucking rare, cuz the cut off date, or the expiry date is usually 30 and most of the time even that is stretching it, but I guess she didn’t let herself go to have babies that raped her body harder than the baby daddy in the process of getting her pregnant, or maybe it is cuz she hasn’t quite got that Oscar she was hoping for when auditioning for Battlestar Gallactica, and knows she has work to put in, or maybe it is cuz she’s got a filter and is only showing tits, leaving her cellulite ridden thighs and dumpy 40 year old ass out of the frame, whatever it is, I am into it…

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2012

06

Aug

Behati Prinsloo Topless for Juicy Couture of the Day

Behati Prinsloo is posing topless, albeit strategically topless, which means no nipples are showing, for Juicy Couture jeans….

She’s a hot Namibian model who Victoria’s Secret abducted when the excutives were out there on a Safari, and I am sure glad they did, cuz even without seeing nipple, she’s got a rocking body and more importantly a rockin’ model ass in these jeans that I am sure Juicy Couture will try to promote as being so good they make all asses look like this, to which their market of rich moms who dress like their spoiled daughters will respond by buying a pair, and spilling over a pair, in what would be a disaster, if I wasn’t too busy checking out their daughters to notice….

This campaign would be better if it was a little juicier, you know, her squirting….but I’ll accept this for what it is.

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2012

06

Aug

Miley Cyrus Hot for the Internet of the Day


I am unfortunately hooked on Miley Cyrus. Like a tween girl 5 years ago, only far more perverted, I track her every move. I don’t go to her concerts, or sing her songs, or have her posters on my wall, I just look at the pictures she produces, with her thin young body, and realize she’s got so much more to offer than low quality, commercial grade, garbage that brain washes kids, like a tight little body she shows off on the internet, which is really some of her best fucking work.

Here she is getting her hair done, which is apparently a new fetish I am officially into now that I’ve been introduced to it, watch out hair salons around the city, I’ll be coming on your window soon….and as I do with so much wrong with our youth…you can Blame Miley for it….

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2012

06

Aug

Maja Simonsen Topless for Purple Magazine of the Day

Some photographer name Viktor Vautier shot these pics of some hot hipster looking model named Maja Simonsen, who I know absolutely nothing about, except her measurements from her Agency’s site, which are in the Metric system, and make no fucking sense to me, but then again, I guess I also know what her tits look like, so I don’t really need to size and measure the fuckers up to fit them into my mouth, I can just eye the shit, and work around that, like a real expert….That said, she’s awesome….and here she is half naked for Purple Magazine making moves…

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2012

06

Aug

Kelly Brook Ass for Instagram of the Day


Kelly Brook put her fat ass on blast for everyone to try to jerk off to before realizing that they came there for the fucking tits….I guess she only got 592 likes on the shit, so either her fan base is non-existent, or they just don’t respond to a bitch with fatty tits everyone likes to stare at, deciding to venture into the world of trying to seduce with other body parts….this is like when you hear about a pro athlete launching a rap career or some shit…the two…although part of her are mutually independent of each other….but luckily I am a pervert and will still stare and so are you…

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2012

06

Aug

Morning Hangover of the Day


I spent the better part of the weekend trying to convice a hairy armpit lesbian to have sex with me. I figured it made sense for a few reasons, first she had never banged a guy and I had never banged a girl #YOLO, let’s do this…..second…I have a dick like a clit and it smells like fish….cuz I don’t wash….it would feel like home….Needless to say even after I showed it to her…she wasn’t sold…fucking Lesbians…the worst.

Here are some links….

LOL Cat Video of the Day
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Epic Olympic Video Highlights Hot London Athletes
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Narcissistic Old Queen vs. Narcissistic Old Queen, Round (I Lost Count)
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There’s a Storm Coming
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Everybody Hates Kristen Stewart
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The Will Ferrell Soundboard
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Free Cam Shows (NSFW)
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Hottie and a Dildu
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Kate Moss + Underwear + Bacon = Vegan Killer
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Well Hello Daisy Daniels
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2012

05

Aug

Leia Freitas Nude for H Extremo Mexico of the Day


Here is the Mexican Pussy of the Day cuz I’m half Mexican but like Halle Berry is with her black…conveniently fully Mexican when I need to be ….These are from July and it isn’t july but who keeps up with Mexican smut….I don’t even think Mexican’s bother with the shit…but when pussy like the Leia Freitas pops up, they probably should, cuz she’s hot, willing to get naked and even showing some slit…good fucking times…

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