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2012

23

Jul

Avril Lavigne in a a Bikini in Mexico of the Day

So Avril Lavigne is in Mexico, wearing a bikini to, rocking out with some girl with fake tits who she’s grabbing up on, probably for the paparazzi, but possibly cuz she’s a late bloomer kind of girl, you know 15 suburban mall rat filled with teen angst at 30, probably going through her lesbian college girl phase for male attention now that that Kardashian relative and that clown midget from Canada dumped her….but I doubt it…she’s some fabricated bullshit act who needs to seriously evolve her emo game….

I’ll still look at her in a bikini doing lesbian shit and more importantly jerk off to her to live out my Hot Topic mall shopper in the suburbs fantasy….luckily there’s this stripper lookin’ bitch with her to make it a bit easier….

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2012

23

Jul

Julia Roberts Scares Me in a Bikini of the Day

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Julia Roberts Shows Off Her Enviable Bikini Body by splashnews

Julia Roberts was in a bikini and it was not as tragic as her getting cast as the main character in Pretty Woman, pretty much establishing her career, while fucking with the general public’s ideas of what exactly a pretty girl is….giving her this career built on a lie that all the drones bought into cuz the media told them too….only now, instead of being a unpretty girl playing a pretty girl in her 20s, she’s an old tired mom and lookin’ real sloppy….but I’m posting it anyway…

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2012

23

Jul

Coco’s Fat Hairy Pussy Flash of the Day

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Coco is fat and disgusting….but as far as I’m concerned she’s looking her best in these pics. I hate the photoshoots she does and promotes…..but seeing her wasted, sloppy, with lipstick marks on her greasy face and fat hanging over her knees, while more importantly flashing her hairy, unkempt, gunt that is hanging over her actual twat….. kinda justifies the way she is.

You know, you expect whore behavior from a fat, drunk pig who loves attention and that the cameras are on her….leading to her casually seeing her pussy that she didn’t plan to show off cuz if she did she’d shave the shit…but was probably too busy eating donuts to bother….and not from a sober fat bitch who was once a hooker but who married a rich guy so she would never have to be a sloppy fucking whore flashing her unkempt gunt to the paparazzi….unless she really wanted to be…

Either way, as great as these pics are, they’re pretty disturbing….and I like that.

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2012

23

Jul

Bar Refaeli Twitter Underwater Bikini Pics of the Day

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Bar Refaeli really isn’t that great…..even when underwater…I know this because if she was that great..I wouldn’t want to see her never come up for air…I’d want to jump in and save her even just to give her mouth to mouth and make her feel like she owes her life to me, that I can exploit for sexual favors….but with this one I’d be more into telling her screaming friends I don’t know how to swim, cuz really she’s not worth getting wet over…..maybe I am a psychopath and watching half naked bitches struggle for breath is a turn on or maybe the real psychopath is the guy who thinks she deserves to be saved…. Maybe I just don’t like overrated entrepreneurial models who think they are hotter than they are….who dodge the draft in their country while everyone else has to do it…on some Jewish Princess kick….or Maybe I’m an anti-semite….but I think it has less to do with her religion and more to do with being a thick, coked up model who never fully made it and has already peaked but who dates celebs and acts like she matters….useless.

Here are her underwater pics cuz she knows it’ll make her saggers look at their best….

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2012

23

Jul

Demi Lovato’s Teen Choice Titty of the Day

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Demi Lovato is my new favorite whore…..cuz she has pulled the bi-polar card and now she can get off doing anything and everything wrong….and instead of being laughed at or frowned upon, the public will sympathize with her….from bad clothing choices, to being fat, to going on benders, to releasing anal sex videos on youtube, she can pretty much get away with murder, and still have people say “Poor girl”…and that is some serious power….she’s won at life….but maybe I am just saying that cuz I like fucking crazy girls best…it is on some demon, possessed shit out of a horror movie, on my dick…..but today, the crazy is Demi Lovato’s titty dress she wore for the teens…and it is really not crazy at all….but I do think I se some nipple….good attention grabbing!!

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2012

23

Jul

Mary Louise Parker Skinny Dipping in Weeds of the Day

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I don’t watch Weeds….I don’t know who Mary Louise Parker is….I do watch skinny dipping…just not nearly enough…because I’m never invited to places where people skinny dip…but I have been knowns to look over fences when walking by backyards late at night where I hear people swimming or getting their fuck on in the pool and that’s good enough for me…cuz my whole objective in the shit is seeing pussy I haven’t already seen – presented in a fun and innocent way…cuz trying to convince girls to give me pussy puppet shows by reading dialog as they open and close their vaginas…just weirds them out.

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2012

23

Jul

Elisabetta Canalis in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day

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If your claim to fame is that you were banging George Clooney for a minute a year ago, or at least banging in theory, provided he’s not the homosexual he has been rumored to be, and you post a bikini pic on Instagram, does it make a sound?

I am thinking yes, because the lovely thing about instagram is all the fucking bikini pics posted by decent looking girls who would otherwise never accept your friend request cuz you look weird, but who all kinda want to be famous, cuz that is the culture we’ve grown up with, that they don’t mind us liking, commenting, jerking off or fucking tap dancing to their pics….as long as we click the like button cuz it helps their fucking ratio…..matter…every last one of their pics matter and I plan on masturbating to all of them.

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2012

23

Jul

Brooke Hogan Learns How To Make Herself Look Skinny on the Internet of the Day

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Brooke Hogan has finally figured out how to make her not look like a fucking beast of a man when posing in her bikini and that is to make whoever is takign the pic stand a quarter mile away, allowing us to kinda make her out, cuz compared to a fucking scenic landscape, bitch looks small, tight and ready to be fucked by her dad….

The sad thing about this Brooke Hogan twitter bikini pic, is that I have never seen her look so hot….and that is because I can hardly see her….but I am sure Hulk already has his people on it, zooming and mastering the shit for him to jerk off to…cuz fucking your family, especially your daughter cuz you made her, is what Florida Trash do….

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2012

23

Jul

Barbara Palvin for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Barbara Palvin is a hot model who has a very questionable past that makes her a lot hotter…..

She is on 18 years old….and to make her success pretty fucking insane…she is also from Budapest the premiere human trafficking Russian Mob run sex trade hub around…

I mean to be a model for Victoria’s Secret at 25 after 8 years in the Game, living in New York and doing big campaigns is rare enough, but this 18 year old from a place they may not even have running water, is working for Victoria’s Secret lingerie….seems pretty fucking criminal…..I just have no proof.

I have checked her WIKIPEDIA, which is the extent of my spying, unless she left her bedroom blinds open, in which case, I’d be up in trees watching, but that’s just cuz I’m a peeping tom and has nothng to do with me really grasping how these international models are scooped up and imported, unless shit is run through some sort of organized crime ring.

Not that any of that matters, nor does her working as at 13, even thought that is called pedophilia outside of the fashion world…cuz here she is looking hot in lingerie, and that alone are the blinders that make all ok.

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2012

23

Jul

Jessie Andrews is Naked at the Chateau Marmont for Terry Richardson of the Day

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Jessie Andrews is some 20 year old pornstar who all the hipsters love because she looks like one of them. You know all small titties, ratty hair, bush….but more importantly cuz hipsters, despite the way they market themselves, are all a bunch of fucking followers, who need to be told what’s up, and this Jessie Andrews bitch, is one of those things they’ve been told to jerk off into their 70s inspired American Apparel Tube Sock to….and in keeping himself at the top of the hipster movement, Terry Richardson shot some pics of her, that I assume are the continuation of THIS SHOOT FROM FEBRUARY ….and that I also assume doesn’t matter when they were taken, cuz you still jerk off to stills of Sarah Michelle Gellar in Buffy the Vampire Slayer…cuz you are pathetic….and I guess so am I, because endorsing by posting nude pics of 20 year olds who fuck on camera would be frowned upon if I was a respectable man in society, you know, the responsible thing would be to talk her out of it and convince her there are other ways to make money that don’t involve being a hooker, but luckily, I am not respectable, in fact, I have no hope….and either will Jessie Andrews in 10 years, but we don’t have to worry about that…

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