2012
23
Jul
TREATS Magazine, a magazine that I have barely heard about, but that I like, because they do vintage erotica and market it as fashion….and that usually involves relatively hot girls run through filters half naked, giving fucking boners, bringing up the most important question my life has to offer and that is why the fuck am I not making topless videos with hot chicks everyday….I’m a real fucking idiot…..but then I watch this video and none of that doesn’t seem to matter….
Posted in:Videos
2012
23
Jul
I like this Rebecca Ferdinando bitch’s commitment to the cause….She’s 27 and has accomplished very fucking little in terms of her career, which is ok if you’re working towards an actual career and not one that is strictly dependent on your looks, cuz after 25, 98 percent of girls peak and plummit into the depths of hell……so she’s fighting the fucking clock….and in fighting the fucking clock, she’s used her connections from being in one movie no one has ever heard of, and got herself to a big premiere for Dark Knight in the UK, where she knew the media would be going nuts, and she did it in a see through dress, so that she’d stand out amongst the other attention seekers, which I guess is a better way to get noticed than shooting everyone in the theater….because titties are non-violent…..
Posted in:NSFW|Rebecca Ferdinando
2012
23
Jul
I saw Rihanna post these pictures to Intagram, cuz Instagram has become my new social life, it is where I flirt with hot girls all fucking day and every once in a while one will repsond, making me feel like I’ve made it, before remember I have to fuck my fat wife cuz it was afternoon and that is her day to get herself off all covered in chicken grease and whatever else her pig self got into that day and didn’t wash off her cuz she’s a fucking pig…..but at least the internet brings some fantasy back like this was a chat room and you didn’t know the 18 year old virgin you were jerking off with was a 50 year old lonely man….
Either way, Rihanna works her instagram hard, I guess she likes all the attention, because if I was famous at her level, the extent of my posting pics to anything for the public would be dick pics saying “who cares that it’s small, I’ve made it”….and instagram would just end up banning me….you know cuz unlike Rihanna, I wouldn’t pussyfoot around the smut I produce, I would jsut bring it…
What it comes down to is really how long it took her to get these in this pose….and how many filters did they run it through…cuz I’m sure Rihanna doesn’t actually look like this in a bikini….but I’ll go along with it.
Posted in:Rihanna
2012
23
Jul
Christina Milian was a bit of an attention seeking slut back when she had her one-hit-wonder video called “Dip it Low”, where she rolled around in mud or something similar that I am sure a lot of people jerked off to, because it was before the internet was really mainstream, and in a time when masturbation material came from a lot of creative sources….like music videos, magazines, panties you found a the laundromat, etc.
And like all sluts, she went out and got pregant, basically throwing in the towel, and realizing at this stage of the game, doctors have seen her spread open, men have seen her spread open, her body isn’t what it once was, but it’ll still get noticed, so who cares, let’s step up the slut, flash nipple, and does all the great things she should have been doing when she was younger, back before becoming secure in her slut behavior…if you know what I mean.
Here are a couple of pics she posted on twitter in her bikini….
Posted in:Christina Milian|NSFW
2012
23
Jul
Apparently I got a shout out on some ABC Family TV show called My Secret Life of an American Teenager or some shit, and I mean there’s millions of Jesus Martinez’s out there, but I doubt they are talking about anyone but me, you know cuz I’m the most relevant Jesus Martinez, the rest are all in prison, gardeners, and have no business having ABC Family shouting them out..here’s the clip….
I don’t know why the video is upside down…but I’ll just roll with the punches…and pretend I’ve hit the big leagues and made it…live like a rockstar before being a rockstar…
Here are some links to recover from a weekend of being drunk in the woods with Old Kesha and her dance moves.
And Now, The Coolest Apartment Ever
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Croatian Basketball Player Antonija Mišura Is Most Beautiful Woman at Olympics
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WTF Photo of the Morning
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How to: Rise Above Expectations
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Joe Paterno’s Wins Vacated From The Record Books, Statue Pulled Down
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The 15 Most Ridiculous Dating Shows
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Free Cam Shows, Happy Monday (NSFW)
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This Brazilian Cam Girl is Definitely Worth Paying For
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James Holmes Could Face Death Penalty … Duh
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I’d Like to Be All Over Crystal (SITE NSFW)
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2012
21
Jul
I was walking the dog and came across some chick who was also walking her dog and more importantly was wearing a see through wife beater with no bra on….unfortunately she was 300 pounds, but I still saw nipple and more importantly, if she was 150 pounds lighter, she woulda been a 7…..
Here are some stepLINKS…good weekend…I’ll be back Monday, if I don’t get shot. What too soon? That was flawed too soon, but you hypersensitive cunts annoy me….I’m not a Fan Boy, I think these Comic movies are destroying Hollywood and now they are destroying lives….
Click My Links If You Hate Me…..
Christina Milian at a Bikini Event
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Cats Getting High on Catnip
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The Hottest Athletes from 50 Countries
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Jessica Simpson’s Diet is Laughable
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Who Worked It Better?: TOTAL RECALL TRIPLE TIT EDITION (SFW Dammit)
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And That’s Why You Always Touch Gloves Before a Fight – VIDEO
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Some Rare Vintage Photos Of Cinema Icon Natalie Wood
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Christina Milian’s Super Sexy Bikini Pictures
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Krystal is Super Sexy By the Pool (Sute NSFW)
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Patricia is a Slutty School Girl (NSFW)
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PBS Is Prejudiced Against Adult Theater Fappers. Prudes
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Free Cam Shows, Happy Friday (NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Catwoman
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Naughty MILF Gets Naked (NSFW)
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Female Athletes Who Should Make the Next Body Issue
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Tom Cruise is Probably Pissed Off Again – VIDEO
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Sluts Go Jogging (NSFW)
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Kristen Stewart Topless in On The Road
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Who Threw Away This Perfectly Good Bag of Dildos (NSFW)
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Rebecca Ferdinando See Thru & Braless & Very Perky
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Guy Ritchies New Piece is Way Hotter Than Madonna
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Julianne Hough Turns 24: Her Sexiest Bikini Looks (PHOTOS)
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Jessica Gomes is rather attractive
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How About a Backyard Explosion (Site NSFW) – VIDEO
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Man Sets 9-Month Pregnant Girlfriend On Fire! [Video]
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I Love a Lesbian 2 for 1 (NSFW)
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Summer Brielle and Phoenix Marie (NSFW) – VIDEO
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This Week in Celebrity Nudity (NSFW)
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Kate Moss is Sexy in Denim Cut Offs
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Cosmopolitan En Espanol Summer Splash Bikini Runway
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Lesbians Squirting on the Web Cam (NSFW)
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Minka Kelly is Sexy in the Park
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Rihanna Is Braless See Through In Italy
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Is This Really The World’s Hottest Bikini Model?
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Brooke Burke Wet And Fuckable Bikini Ass
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Kid Comes Out To His Mom
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Erin Andrews Tweets a Weird Fucking Unicorn Pic
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Amber Lancaster – Dog Walker
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Lily Collins At a Premiere
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Christina Milian in Yellow
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Renee Olstead at Some Event
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Ashley Tisdale Tight Jeans
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India Reynolds and Some Hot Bitches for FRONT
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Dark Knight XXX
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HOT YOUNG GIRLS USING THEIR COMPUTERS RIGHT….Getting Naked…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2012
20
Jul
There are rumors going around that Kristen Stewart got breast implants, and the real issue in the whole thing is that people actually care about Kristen Stewart’s breasts, because let’s face it she’s average at best, and most girls with uneventful tits like Kristen Stewart, always end up getting implants, they just do the expensive kind that give them a little more natural look, instead of some shit that looks like tennis balls, and really, I have no idea if her tits are the real ones or the fake ones in this scene, they look real to me and if they are fake, they were a huge waste of money…
This is a new movie that I will see and probably won’t get shot at, because it comes with little hype, few line-ups on opening night, no midnight showings, and people who see these kinds of movies aren’t usually in costume, freaky fan boys who play too many videogames and have too much anger cuz no girl will fuck them….
This is her attempt to separate herself from that world, you know to go from blockbuster star to actual actor while she’s at the top, even though she can’t act…..but she can get topless and that’s all movies are good for anyway…..and here is the evidence….
Posted in:Kristen Stewart|NSFW
2012
20
Jul
Brooke Burke is another Fan of Drunkenstepfather who has blocked me on twitter because she doesn’t like being called a washed up party slut who is only famous for being a set of fake tits in a bikini and who is now famous for being the bitch who had 8 kids and manages to maintain a 6-pack and look awesome, which is probably not quite the same praise her vagina gets everytime she ets naked, but still a fucking accomplishment and something worth celebrating, because one of the things I hate in life is moms blaming their fat guts on pregnancy and not on laziness or bad diet….cuz too many bitches with kids manage to stay hot and the rest of you dumps are liars ruining everyone’s lives….
Either way, she’s in Miami in a bikini, looking good.
Posted in:Brooke Burke
2012
20
Jul
I don’t know how I feel about these Vanessa Hudgens going to the gym in gym clothes pics….because they fall into the category of girls who are going to the gym cuz they need to be at the gym cuz if they weren’t at the gym they’d just being getting fatter than they already are….you know put her in some loose fitting jogging pants until the working out starts to pay off….
That’s not to say Vanessa Hudgens is an official Pudgens….I mean she’s obviously not obese….she does bikini movies and shit…
It is to say that she’s got a pretty shitty ass, even in pants that normally make shitty asses worth starting at by grabbing all the shitty parts of the ass, and squeezing them into an ass that looks like you can chip your tooth on….
It is to say that she needs to be at the gym….like she needed to be at the waxer prior to her underage nude pics years ago…
It is to say that I’d still do her.
Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens
2012
20
Jul
I guess the Erin Andrews scandal where she got a dude fired for peeping on her, who I like to think was just a patsy, or even a homeless dude or someone she had dirt on that was willing to trade a few good years to go to a white collar prison for peepers to help her launch her career as a sportscastster….because other than the fact that she had nude peeping voyeur videos posted of her on the internet for publicity, she’s pretty much done nothing….at least not up until that point…now she’s all big shot doing unicorn pics for College Football on Fox…..because I guess she’s one of the host….
Who says getting naked on the internet doesn’t make dreams come true….Not me….that’s all I say when trying to get girls to send me naked and it works 5 percent of the time…it is a numbers game really, you cast the net and hope for the best.
Posted in:Erin Andrews
