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2012

19

Jul

Demi Lovato’s Fat Performance of the Day

I did a post on Demi Lovato Being Too Fat for Shape Magazine Because her Only Shape is Round and it turns out that her fans don’t like when she’s called fat, or that she wasn’t in Shape at all, but my autism and dyslexia made me think she was….and I am glad I did…cuz the emails were amazing and reminded me that I am not alone….

All I did was call the bitch out for making excuses for her shitty behavior – you know using the bi-polar card, one that can also allow her to justify her pantsize if she decides to eat donuts for a month straight….or that she can blame on her meds…it is a fucking joke.

She’s rich, young, robbed of her youth, troubled crying for attention and using the fucking Bi-Polar strategy to make it all ok instead of accepting responsibility….

Bitch needs to stop making excuses and start doing sit-ups.

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2012

19

Jul

Eva Amurri Sloppy Natural Tits for Twitter of the Day

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I don’t know when these pics were taken or posted by Eva Amurri Martino , the daughter of Susan Sarandon and some other hooked up motherfucker I am not gonna bother looking up, cuz this product of nepotism, spoiled and really not talented, but connected, tranny looking faced cunt, blocked me on twitter, because I guess she doesn’t like me, even though all I wanted for us was to be the next great American Love Story…..but that’s only cuz I I LIKED SEEING HER WHORE TITS NAKED ON X-FILES 2.0 / CALIFORNICATION and that was really only because they were big and fat and natural….but more importantly cuz they didn’t have to be naked on TV, she wanted to show them off for attention and to make a name for herself, even though she never has to work a day in her life, and that Paris Hilton caliber whoring is fun at first…until you realize how shitty big natural tits are, sloppy and soft, hanging horribly and worth nothing…as they ride her mom to the top…..Garbage.

Posted in:Eva Amurri

2012

19

Jul

Jennifer Lopez is in her Bikini of the Day

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The only reason I am posting month old pictures of J.Lo in a bikini, is because old is what J.Lo is and what J.Lo does, and if anything she’d be happy we were pushing pics of a younger her, even if that younger her is still fucking old…

Like expired milk, who looks like she may have drank too much milk, and based on her boyfriend and ex-husband, the homo kind, there’s really no going back to a place where she’s not exipired…it’s one of those been done, already done, it’s over we can’t turn back time like Cher wished for, we can just change genders

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Posted in:J.Lo

2012

19

Jul

Cintia Dicker Titties for Status Magazine July 2012 of the Day

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Cintia Dicker is a hot Brazilian model who is probably rocking a set of fake tits and that is why she doesn’t mind showing them off for the photographers, or maybe she doesn’t mind showing off her tits cuz she’s a models, and that’s what models do in order to get paid, and get out of Brazil so that they can live the American Dream by marrying billionaires….who knows…I just know I’ve never banged a redhead, they used to disgust me and now I want one…. and she’s the trophy redhead and that makes these pics of her all the more special for me….Keep up the good work you hot little slut.

Posted in:Cintia Dicker|NSFW

2012

19

Jul

Rihanna Self Shot Crotch Shot in a Convertible of the Day

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There’s something that always entertains me when a bitch puts out self-shot pics, especially when that bitch is famous and really doesn’t have to put out self-shot pics, even if her marketing team thinks it is good for business, her business is already fucking solidified and there is just no fucking need for her to be whoring out on camera, other than that she actually fucking wants to….I mean panty in car pics were all the rage a few years ago, but at least let the paparazzi take them of you so it seems accidental….this whole putting it out there yourself is good for me….but what does it say about her….oh right that she’s a whore and no one really notices….except for the millions of people who buy her records and allow her to live the good life….that includes owning iPhones and taking pics her friends back in barbados don’t all have the luxury of doing….

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Posted in:Rihanna

2012

19

Jul

Miley Cyrus Got High and Took Pics of the Day

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The last time I played dress up with a Unicorn Head….I was pretty fucked up….so it is safe to say that these pics of Miley running around her house playing with her expensive things…having the time of her life cuz she’s not allowed to leave her house…a prisoner in her fame and fortune….are a product of her being stir crazy, cabin fevered, filled with boredness that is only cured with pills or any drugs and Instagram….Sounds like a pretty good life to me….

Here Are some Awesome Pics of her in Some One Piece Braless and With Wedgie
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Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2012

19

Jul

Hot Hurdles Girl Michelle Jenneke’s Warm Up Dance of the Day

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Every Australian girl I have ever met has been ridiculous, but luckily, every Australian girl I have ever met has also been really hot, making her ridiculousness amazing….You know all fun, drunk and ready to fuck despite looking like some sandy, tannned, model I want to impregnate amazing….

Here’s Michelle Jenneke, some Junior Hurdles runner, doing a hot, funny, warm up dance and fucking killin’ it with her atleticism…..

Good times…

Posted in:Videos

2012

19

Jul

Wishing This Roller Coaster would Malfunction and End the Lives of All on Board of the Day

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There are times in my life that I wish for mass destruction that will harm many people….and many families….even though it is wrong to wish death on innocent people….but there is always a valid reason…you see I am sure there are kids on this ride, who have a whole life to live, but I’d be willing to sacrifice those lives to rid the world of Kim Kardashian….you know maybe the ride couldn’t handle her fat….and cracked with trying to pull her through the air….cuz she the fucking devil incarnate and needs to be stopped….because let’s face it…she’s just going to ruin the lives of so many more kids who idolize her, if she hasn’t already ruined them….so it the innocent who go down with her are just a small price to pay to stop her in her tracks….

Unfortunately, she survived this ride, but at least she looked fat and stupid doing it…..

Down with Kim Kardashian.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2012

19

Jul

The Girls of Nuts Summer Special 2012 of the Day

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Here are the NUTS girls….Lucy Pinder, Holly Peers, Sophie Howard, Emma Glover, Jessica-Jane Clement, Rosie Jones, etc…topless for some summer photoshoot reminding us that NUTS has the winning fucking formula….so many girls with great tits who aren’t cut to be actual models…are willing to model topless so long as it is classy and not porn….even though dudes everywhere jerk off to them….even though they aren’t cut out to be actual models…but are just willing to model topless….

I mean you don’t even have to pay these bitches much, just sign them up and pay them more than they make working the cash at the grocery store….

It’s awesome and here are some pics from their summer special…cuz it is summer and you shouldn’t be on a computer….

Posted in:NSFW|Photos|Rosie Jones

2012

19

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Facebook has blocked me…for the next 24 hours I am not allowed to post my genius that people don’t respect or treat as genius and just delete anyway….and the next time I fuck up and get reported and break their rules…I am banned….kick out of the future of society and the global birthday party of our generation…

They are devil, we sign over our lives and privacy, make them billions, and they in turn control our social lives…

It is fucking crazy….and I’ve been excluded….

Here are some morning links…

Golfing with Darth Vader – VIDEO
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Stanley Cup Champion LA Kings’ Ice Girl Tryouts Feature Thrills and Spills
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The Search For Tom Cruise’s Next Beard Bride Has Begun!
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How High Would You Climb
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Some Rihanna in a Bikini
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And Another 100 Cosplayers From Comic Con
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Free Cam Shows. Good Morning (NSFW)
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She Didn’t Think It Would Fit (NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Halle Berry
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I’d Like to Be All Over Rosalee
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