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2012

18

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Tonight, the war on obesity continues….unfortunately my weapon is my penis…sure, I hate banging fat girls…but they are all too willing….and I have no standards but more importantly…I am unable to say no…even though I hate them and I hope that translates in my performance or at least in giving them AIDS so they slim down…I am a hero amongst men, saving the nation.

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So No One’s Gonna Say Anything About Madonna Using A Gun To Make People Watch Her Strip?
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Why the Fuck Would You Try to Go Up an Escalator? Honestly – VIDEO
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75 Year Old Bodybuilding Grandma
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Heidi Klum Strips for Project Runway
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20 NFL Cheerleaders to Follow on Twitter
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Blake Lively Drops Some Tittie Fuck Cleavage
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Vanessa Hudgens Tight Spandex Tits
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Soccer Mom Rocks the Drums – VIDEO
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100 Cosplayers From San Diego Comic-Con 2012
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Kate Upton Drops Some Fashionable Cleavage
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BREAKING: Rush Limbaugh Is Still Insane
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Alex and Sky are a Lezzie Match Made in Heaven (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, From Me to You (NSFW)
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LOL Cat of the Day
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20 Hottest Photos of Gina Gershon
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Skinny Chick Has Some Fun With Pussy Play (NSFW)
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20 NFL Cheerleaders You Must Follow on Twitter
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WTF Animated GIF of the Day
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Veronica Ricci Went to Comic Con (Site NSFW)
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Legs at the Beach (Site NSFW)
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Will Nobody Drunk With the Naked Chick? (NSFW)
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Anna-Lynn McCord is Wet With Pokie (Site NSFW)
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Jessica Biel, Just Because
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Jordana Brewster Cause Itès Been Awhile
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Random Photo Dump of the Day (Site NSFW)
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George Bush Thinks His Presidency Was All Good, “Eight Years In Office Was Awesome, And I Was Famous And I Was Powerful!”
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Now THAT’S How You Show Off a New Car (NSFW)
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She’s a Young Pigtailed Brunettte (NSFW)
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Arizona Republicans Hate Strippers, Porn, Puppies (NSFW)
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Jessica Biel in a Tiny White Dress
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You Might Be Interested: Irina Shayk Did Another Photo Shoot
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She’s Masterbating With the Vacuum (NSFW)
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Kim Kardashian Does “Ugly Cry” On Roller Coaster
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Ventriliquists are Weird
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Kaley Cuoco For Maxim
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Paulina Gretzky is a Whore
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I’d Like To Fuck New Pussy Every Night Please!
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Annalynne McCord Wet, Cold, Braless Titties and Nipples
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Ashley Tisdale Needs To Stop Pretending She’s Hot
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Miley Cyrus See Through Red Bra
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Dad Puts Baby To Sleep With Metallica
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Rihanna to Design Clothes
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50 Lies in Sports
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Maria Sharapova Boring in Harper’s Bazaar
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AnnaLynne McCord Wet in a Dress
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Heidi Klum Boring in a Black Dress
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Aislyne Horgan-Wallace Shitty Nip SLip
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Hilary Duff Fat Arms
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Jenny McCarthy on Chelsea Handler
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Elle Macpherson in Bikini in Ibiza
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Kylie Minogue Hair Curler Porn
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Naughty Rich Girl
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Girls Without Panties
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Random Porn Vids
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Sex Slut Near Highway
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HOT PUSSY….
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2012

18

Jul

Kate Upton Boring in the Sunday Times of the Day

I don’t know how anyone can look at these pics of Kate Upton and not see that she is fat…or at least a fat chick in training. I’ve been saying it from the first time I saw her that an 18 year old should not be stacked like this, especially when her tits look sloppy and doughy, because it is a sure sign that the rest of her will catch up to her. She is the hot chick from High School who is no 30 and 300 fucking pounds before hitting 300 pounds…you know when still hot….and over hyped….and marketed hard….and all you idiots are buying into it…

The more I look at this dumpy body pics, the more I can see her double chin but at least you love her…

Posted in:Kate Upton

2012

18

Jul

Ashley Tisdale Big Cleavage of the Day

Ashley Tisdale has a battered fucking face. My god this girl was not meant to be on TV, and the worst of it is that she’s had plastic surgery awards and has won Teen Choice babe of the year awards…in some kind of obvious scam or lie or marketing strategy because I know dudes who are prettier than her…but she’s got a tight body cuz she does work out and she’s rocking some tits, that are a good tool to distract from the obvious downfalls that she has….like her face…and here she is at the Step It Up Stomp the Yard I Belong on DVD movie premiere…because that’s the caliber event she is invited to attend….cuz bitch is falling off and I’m willing to catch her thanks to that whole no standards thing I always talk about…

Here’s the video…


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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2012

18

Jul

Charlize Theron Intense in W Magazine August 2012 of the Day

Charlize Theron is the original South African slut to escape Apartheid and HIV, blood diamonds and a mother who murdered her father with her model good looks only to do Playboy in the 90s to establish herself as some hot actor bitch all thanks to a willingness to get naked….giving her the good life all thanks to showing a little bush…a lesson I wish all girls who were a 7 or better would grasp because it would make my life more interesting…save the careers for the fat chicks, god knows there are enough of them to go around….

Posted in:Charlize Theron

2012

18

Jul

Lara Bingle Topless in GQ Australia of the Day

Lara Bingle is some cunt who I was randomly following on instagram and who ignores all my love notes I leave as comments on her pictures who I ended up googling to discover she’s some Australian reality show star who really doesn’t matter in the rest of the world, but since women live in a fucking bubble that is their immediate surroundings, probably thinks she really fucking matters, and thus behaves accordingly….which is just fucking annoying and makes me hate her, even when staring at her topless pics in GQ Australia…..

Posted in:Lara Bingle

2012

18

Jul

Sarah Hyland in a One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day

Sarah Hyland always looks 12 even though she’s 22. I’m thinking she got up on that Disney hormone therapy they feed young starlets so that they stay young, Project Peter Pan….which is in the office next to Project make the young girl who really wants to live out her dream suck our executive dicks but only after she contractually signs off on it so that we can’t be arrested for being sex offenders….they have it all figured out…those billion dollar corporations celebrating 100 years in the PEDO game…

Either way Sarah Hyland is in her one-piece and it is alright….cuz she is 22 playing out a 12 year old body…

Posted in:Sarah Hyland

2012

18

Jul

Georgina Wilson in Esquire Philippines July 2012 of the Day

Georgina Wilson is a totally irrelevant person because she is a celebrity in the Philippines…..and she was in Esquire Philippines, a totally irrelevant magazine, unless you’re a cleaning lady who happens to speak english…a limited market to be into…

But I thought she was hot, so I looked her up, and what I found about her made me laugh:

Wilson attended High School in Assumption College Makati, the lowest mark she received was a 91. During her sophomore year, with soaring grades of 95 or 96 in Math, she was transferred to the Math Enrichment Program

Who the fuck cares about someone’s high school marks in promoting themselves as slutty models….I guess Filipinos do….

Posted in:Georgina Wilson

2012

18

Jul

Selena Gomez & Vanessa Hudgens Bikinia of the Day

This Springbreakers movie is kinda ridiculous, but not as ridiculous as the fact that I know it exists….because I am a grown man, and knowing the whereabouts and doings Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens and some other girl with fake tits is pretty pathetic…but knowing the name and plotline of a movie just filmed is even worse…but the reality is that they sucked me in with young girls in bikinis and the marketing team continues to release these pics to keep it in our minds that these sluts will be in a movie, in bikinis…and I guess I’ll be there opening night…cuz I’ve loved every single one of these bikini pics….not so much because of the girls in the pics but because of the bikinis on the girls….

Posted in:Selena Gomez|Vanessa Hudgens

2012

18

Jul

Rianne ten Haken Hot in Harper’s Bazaar UK of the Day

Rianne ten Haken is a Dutch model…and like all other Dutch models, sounds like an idiot when speaking, because Dutch is some clown sounding shit, not that her speaking should really be a concern of yours because the chances you will ever hear her speak are about as likely as the chances you’ve ever heard of her….

She’s 25, she’s in Harper’s Bazaar UK, she’s hot, and that’s all that matters….more girls need to be up on this lookin’ like models kick…

Posted in:Rianne ten Haken

2012

18

Jul

Aubrey O’Day Buying Fans cuz She’s Fat of the Day

I don’t know if this video is technically of Aubrey O’Day buying fans, because she makes some dude she’s hanging with, who is probably rich and black or white and into fat chicks who banged diddy, finance the money she give a homeless guy….you know in typical whore behavior, making idiot dudes step up by putting them on the spot, because she’s a fucking master manipulator, otherwise at her size, she’d be working McDonalds and not getting treated like she’s relevant on any level other than to a restaurant owner inviting her in…..

Aubrey O’Day plays it well, like she doesn’t acknowledge her weight issues…she’s on this kick that she’s the next Coco cuz she knows if she admits to being fat, others will catch on, while if she pretends to have a body, people will embrace it and love her for it, and the whole thing is nuts but luckily…it really doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of life.

Here’s the video

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day