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2012

25

Jul

Keeley Hazell in FHM JULY 2012 Outtakes of the Day

Keeley Hazell is in FHM’s July 2012 issue like it was 2006, because that’s when she first hit the topless modeling scene….even though like all good girls she was ready to model topless at 16 because she knew she had rockin’ huge tits and a fit body and that that was her meal ticket…until 2009 when she decided to step back from modeling, because she thought she was more than just tits, only to return to modeling in July 2012, as FHM’s cover girl, cuz those 3 years of pursuing acting was a massive fucking fail…cuz when you got tits like this, it’s all that really matters about you…..it is your only skill set, work it…

Here are some of the outtakes to celebrate her big titty return…

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2012

25

Jul

Miley Cyrus Turning me On With Instagram of the Day

I am not sure if this is Miley Cyrus, she’s gone blonde and is blocking out her inbred looking muppet head with a magazine, but in keeping up with my creeper status, I am pretty sure it is her, because she was wearing these shorts the other day , unless her friend and her would share short, as I’ve heard girls do with underwear and bikini bottoms for my masturbation pleasure and for their increased chances of a yeast infection, not that I actually care about Miley Cyrus’ shorts, I just saw the pics on the internet, and I’m not proud that I know these things instinctively, or that this is my life or that I waste my brain with it, because ultimately, I really don’t care, but it is what it is, and I’ll run with it…..like Miley ran with this vintage Dolly Parton Playboy rocking as awesome crotch shot next to Lil Kim slutting out poster….and it is fucking hot…reminding us that whether this is Miley or not, instagram is amazing…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2012

25

Jul

Selena Gomez Shows Off Her Bra for the Second Day in a Row (really?) of the Day

This video is hysterical. Who fucking cares bro. The fact that this is an actual video that was edited together in efforts of being a news story, even if it probably took all of 7 minutes to do, is just another example of how low fucking quality most of the paparazzi is, just trying to get hits any way they can, making stories out of nothing, because if you leave your house and hang out where 20 year olds go, you will see that every bitch shows her fucking bra, everyday, it is the fashions of the time….but putting it together on this Sex Offenders birthday, is so absurd and ridiculous that I had no choice but to jump on board and laugh at it while posting it….

A bra flash isn’t a sex tape…but I wish it was.

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2012

25

Jul

Mischa Barton Ass Flash of the Day

Mischa Barton may barely exist as a person, but the amazing thing about her is not so much that her slim-fat aka sloppy but not offensively fat, body had a career for a minute and people actual confused her for being hot….it is that she hasn’t died of a drug overdose in her damaged girl rampage that came after The OC and before this ass flash in St Tropez….There was a solid few years where she looked unshowered and ready to throw in the fucking towel on life…but she pulled through as best as she could…even if it wasn’t from getting acting work…but was instead of her showing her otherwise cellulite ridden ass cuz she’s just that kind of girl ass for the paparazzi…in a fuck you paparazzi I can endorse….but that could be cuz some of my favorite memories involve being mooned by girls….usually for 10 dollars a song…but it counts….

Either way, here’s Mischa staying relevant, one ass cheek that is possibly pantyless at a time.


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2012

25

Jul

Jessica Clark Naked in True Blood of the Day

Jessica Clark is some openly lesbian dyke who is so lesbian that she is married to another lesbian that isn’t even Ellen so it isn’t for a social climb, but instead for a hatred of cock and a love for eating pussy, because either she was raped, molested as a child or has some kind of hormonal imbalance, since genetically, it makes no sense for a woman to not like cock, it’s against the natural process of their vaginas…

What is also against the natural process of a vagina, is whatever the fuck True Blood made Jessica Clark attach to her lesbian, possible but unlikely, virgin vagina to make her look like she’s naked, but instead makes her look like someone glued some weirdness on her twat….

But she’s naked on TV and that’s the real progress in what she does….the dick hating lesbian shit is just annoying.

Posted in:Jessica Clark|NSFW

2012

25

Jul

Dree Hemingway’s Nipple for Interview Magazine of the Day

Dree Hemingway is a product of nepotism, but then again so is pretty much anyone who is rich in America…if it isn’t who your grandfather or great grandfather is….and who everyone inter-married in the upper crust of society each generation in between, then it is who’s dick you sucked….and often times these rich society blue blooded American royalty are so broken that it is a solid mix of both….and I know rich girls getting naked for attention and money they don’t need….is rich girls only doing it for attention….trying to make herself relevant onee nipple flash at a time…and that in and of itself…make this otherwise barely attractive girl a model I don’t mind lookin’ at…there’s so much depth to her issues….but then again it is just a nipple…no big deal.

Posted in:Dree Hemingway|NSFW

2012

25

Jul

Kristen Stewart is Cheating Trash who Fucks Her Director of the Day

These people are actors and thus you shouldn’t care about their lives. They are just pawns who get paid a lot of money from executives to play out storie that our pathetic lives can relate to….but people always carry it over to the person behind the character they like on TV or in the movie, and instead of relating to a broken down stripper than character plays, they start relating to the broken down actor who was probably molested by her father but more importantly probably sucked a lot of dick to get to the height of fame she is at, with her questionable looks and talent.

The reality is that there are billions of dollars at stake in every movie she does, the Robert Pattison, Kristen Stewart relationship….contrived to make Twilight more believable…fake couples happen….it was up on some Zac Effron and Vanessa Hudgens, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, pretty much every celebrity relationship level of authenticity and anyone who thinks otherwise is just drinking the fucking marketing Kool Aid….and is a depressiing fucking loser.

Even these picture are probably to sell tickets to Snow White, or whatever the movie they met on, and the truth is unless it is an actual sex tape, who fucking cares what is being put in her vagina, who fucking cares about scandals involving these people, real or fake…who cares about Kristen Stewart and her ugly fucking face….oh right….72 percent of AMerica.

What a fucking joke. This is probably more important and a bigger conversation today than any other subject…this is the story of the day…Kristen Steward cheated on Robert Pattison even though we have no idea what the dynamic of her relationship with Robert Pattison or this Director of one of her movies is….especially since they are all fucking actors trying to get people into the movies…. and caring about such nonsesne fucking depresses me. We are all fucking doomed….

Remember everyone….people fuck or at least try to….everyday….only to be rejected by all the hot ones and forced to marry an obese one so that I am never alone….and now have to pay for sex that gets me off….at least some people…

Update – She released this statement in typical damage control publicity stunting bullshit girl style

“I’m deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I’ve caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I’m so sorry.”

And I laughed….cuz obviously there are so many people behind this lie….including Rob Pattison…

Posted in:Kristen Stewart

2012

25

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

So I accidentally walk into a bar last night and Danny Masterson, also known as the poor man’s Ashton Kutcher, from that 70s show, who stopped acting to become some coke head hipster DJ, and the whole scene reminded me why I hate even the lowest level celebrity….because they act like fucking rockstars but more importantly, people treat them like rockstars…especially girls and now that I think of it, it may be annoying and even embarassing to watch, but it is probbably not that bad to live….even if you do it all homo like Danny Masterson….because the tits, cocaine and drinks are free are endless…..

Here are some links….

Kid Shreds On The Accordion – VIDEO
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Hottest Female Olympians Ever
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Okay, So Maybe He’s Not an Asshole: Christian Bale Visits The Victims Of The Aurora Shooting
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Jackass is Apparently a Bit Soft – VIDEO
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Sarah Palin’s Porn Double Will Be At The Republican National Convention
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Free Cam Shows Will Drive You Wild (NSFW)
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And She’s Getting Fisted (NSFW)
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Lessons in Greeting Card Pranking
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I’d Like to Be All Over Donna
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

25

Jul

Rhianna’s Hot One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day

Despite how much I hate Rihanna, her music and everything she stands for…there’s something about Rihanna that I find pretty fucking hot….I think that something is that she is rumored to have started her career as a teen prostitute, work ethic and drive coupled with sexual dysfunction I can appreciate….not that I like teen prostitutes, it is just that I like adults who I meet who were teen prostitutes, especially when they are million dollar pop stars….

She’s got this shitty cunty attitude and she offends everyone that I know who have met her with her abrasiveness and ego…they all say she deserved to get beat by her man Chris Brown, but they it probably wasn’t him, but her just beating herself and blaming him for it, cuz she’s that kind of bitch….

But she produces some pretty sleazy pics, for no reason other than attention, and that makes it all ok….even when wearing a one piece, she makes it sleazy when she doesn’t even have to…and that is pretty fucking good.


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2012

25

Jul

AnnaLynne McCord, Jessica Lowndes and Jessica Stroup in Bikini of the Day

It amazes me that 90210 the Next Generation….one of the fucking worst ideas in TV history….you know bringing back shit from the 90s and re-making it into a pile of shit that has a cast that is equally shitty…who I assume barely get paid but who are just happy to be on TV cuz it allows them to feel important, cut lines at the clubs, in more ways than one, and the whole thing is only worth noticing when they have a beach scene, which should be every episode, cuz whether I think AnnaLynne McCord, Jessica Lowndes and Jessica Stroup are hot, relevant, talented, interesting or not, I’ll still check them out half naked…I’m just that kind of guy.


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Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Jessica Lowndes|Jessica Stroup