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2022

06

Dec

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

Here’s a random compilation of girls in swimwear as a reminder that everything is better in a swimsuit, even when it’s not.

I always say that the bikini or swimsuit pic is what both ruined the internet by making social media something worth checking out. So much clickbait created daily all because a swimsuit was in it….

It also applies to real life, because even when a gross, old, monstrous fat chick does her gardening at the community garden, it’s better than when she does it in her clothes….or even when a fat chick catches a tan at the park legs spread it’s better than when she’s in clothes….you can put a bikini or swimsuit in every situation, even violent and tragic ones, and they’ll instantly be better…. “that car wreck was traumatic, but hey, at least the bus of dead girls were all in bikinis”…..

Bikinis may not kill, but if you were to get killed in a bikini, it’d be better than being killed in a snowsuit.

I support swimsuits…even though they don’t support me.

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2022

06

Dec

Creeper on the Beach Walk and Other TikThots of the Day

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We Got some Hot Shorts

Weird Lingerie Short

No Pants – Let’s Dance

Yoga Posing in a Body Suit

Roller Skater

Short Skirt…

Laster Pointer Ass

Showing Panties

Big Tits Can You Buy a Drink

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2022

06

Dec

Breast Milk Auction Called Art at Art Basel Lameness and other stepNEWS of the Day

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Mad at the Dealership

Some Ukraine Military Dance Funded By Your Tax Dollars

NYC is Rockin’

Waffle House Brawl

NYC staying weird

Weird Thing To Do in Your Car

Street Fight….Knockout…

Restaurant Brawl….

Attacked by Pigs!

Fishing with her Tits…

Weird Masked Loser Eating in the CULT….

Protestors vs Cars..

Rats in NYC

Fight at the Gym!

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2022

05

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t think conspiracy shit on the regular, I prefer to ignore the collapse of society and all the fucked up shit that has gone on the last few years, but I am well aware of all the fucked up shit that has gone on, I’m actually shocked by the fucked up shit that has gone on, I mean at the people falling for the fucked up shit that has gone on, fuck we are dumb…. traumatized from the fucked up shit that went on…..but I don’t let it ruin my day, I ruin my day on my own…..everyone is fucking crazy and I avoid all the toxic motherfuckers on a different timeline….

That said, I don’t know why everyone is so obsessed with talking about Kanye, because when it’s something that they really don’t want talked about, like depopulation vaccines, they just turn off the mic, ban the dissenters and go on in their alternate universe.

Meaning, if they are talking about Kanye, it’s because they want people talking about Kanye, no idea what the motivation behind it is, I’m not that sophisticated, but EVERYONE talking it, in an era where no one gives a fuck about celeb gossip, is because they want you talking about it…

Distraction, mind control, social conditioning, who knows…..is Kanye a Christian making Christians look crazy to the basic minds out there….is Kanye a Satanist MK Ultra slave fulfilling his role and performance to help destroy the world…he was married to a demonic, society destroying Kardashian….who did her part and he was an industry vixen getting paid….

Just know when the bad punchlines from the lamest bought planted and owned celebs, media companies, journalists, comedians are targeted at anything, it’s by design…

They don’t talk about shit they aren’t told to talk about, they are too scared of being cancelled….

So, lets collectively STOP the Kanye talk…. and let us be distracted slave class in our own communities just living our own shitty life without knowing their plans! You know, just staring at tits in the grocery store in peace….and happiness and good will toward men.

It’s the Holiday season, the division, the outrage, the anger, the drama, the noise, just gets in the way of tit appreciation at the grocery store…

CHOOSE FREEDOM and TITS.

The good news is that you CAN ignore it all and stare at tits in the grocery store in peace….you just have to do it.

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10 Things to Buy Your Boss for Christmas
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Barbara Palvin’s Hot Outfit for Cozy Season
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Sommer Ray’s Booty in a Thong at Art Basel
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Olivia Dunne Ready for Gymnastics Season in her Gymnastics Booty Uniform
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Florence Pugh in a See Through Dress
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Madison Beer in a Tank Top
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Don Lemon Has an Honest Moment about Men’s Soccer
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Lottie Moss Bikinis for the Selfie
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10 Unbreakable World Records
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Military in Ukraine Doing a Pikachu Dance
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Bikini Clad Mille Bobby Brown Says “I Love You Bon Jovi Jr”
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WAG Olivia Culpo See Through at a Holiday Party
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Rita Ora in Mesh
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Jordyn Jones Booty Decorates the Tree
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Crazy Fight at the Gym
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Britney Music Coming to Broadway without Britney
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Steelers Coach doesn’t Like the Fans
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Madonna Celebrates SEX
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Scout Willis Celebrates SEX with a Panty Flash
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Bench Press Choke Out
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15 Biggest Trees on Earth
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Raccoon Scares man
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Kate Upton Moving to New York – Watch her Classic Dance
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Why Rubber is Stripped From Runways
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Harvesting Rare Salt
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Scare Cam Pranks
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Dallas Cowboys are Fined for a Salvation Army Themed Touchdown
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Hot Model Nina Bakes a Pie in her Lingerie
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Construction hacks
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Leopard VS German Shepherd
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Needle Felting Realistic Cats
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Cardi B Made 1 Million Dollars for a 35 Minute performance
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Gabrielle Union and Dwayne Wade on the beach
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Megan Fox Big Tits in Fort Lauderdale
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Aisling Franciosi in a Sheer Dress
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Charli D’Amelio at an Event
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Florence Puge on the Red Carpet
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Rita Ora Sheer Dress Panty Flash
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Maya Hawke at an Event
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Jade Thirlwall in a Dress
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Jenna Coleman in a Dress
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Hailey Bieber in a Slutty Dress
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Amelia Gray Hamlin at an Event
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Chloe Grace in Boots
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Selena Gomez at an Event
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Zoe Saldana Cleavage
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Spa Day Facial Reveal
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The Ratchet Compilation
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Baby Got Back
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Sound Up for the Booty Clap
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BIG BUMS
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Short Skirt Dildo Ride
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Mental Mondays
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BUSTY BABE Pulls Off Dress
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Smoking for the Dildo Ride
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Giving her the Cum Moustache
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Big Tits Playing with herself
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Big Dildo Ride
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What’s Up Japan
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Audrey Bitoni Nude Shoot
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Blowing a Candle Out the Right Way – With Pussy
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21 Shit Days
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Pillow Humping
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Dildo Tit Fuck
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The Daisy Chain
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Gripping the Dildo
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Spider Lady in the Car
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3 Loads in 8 Minutes
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Perky Tit Pussy Rub
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Easy Tinder Girls
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Panties on the Side for the Pussy Rub
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One Boob Out
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Lingerie on for the Fuck Machine
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Flexible Pussy Show
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She is Masturbating
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Poppy in Bright Underwear
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Bald Pussy Dildo Ride
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Hot and Naked Patricia
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2022

05

Dec

RIP Motherfucker the Kirstie Alley Edition! of the Day

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Kirstie Alley is dead. RIP Motherfucker. She had cancer. RIP motherfucker.

Some of us grew up staring at Kirstie Alley’s tits, from Star Trek for the real fucking nerds to Cheers in an era when Network sitcoms were all we knew…..to all the other spin-off shit she did over the years before being cancelled for not being a woke weirdo libtard idiot….

She was fat for the majority of the “internet” years, but still worked and more importantly pissed people off. Maybe she was contrarian, maybe she was a troll, but she mocked people getting fired for #metoo, getting fired or cancelleld without a trial, based on accusations….well that is insane. She had a point.

She was a Scintologist, so along with covering up John Travolta and Tom Cruise’s gay marriage we all assume happened, officiated by a masturbating will smith, it could have happened, who knows….but yeah, she blamed mass shootings on Anti-Depressants…another REASONABLE argument that made people mad…

She hated on the Oscars attempt at diversity….she supported Trump….or admitted to voting Trump not because of politics but because he wasn’t a politician….

She was apparently also UNVACCINATED, which her sudden Cancer diagnosis and death makes me suspicious of, but she was fat and 71, so maybe but as a public unvaccinated…along with supporting Trump…she got hate….

She also posted the QAnon slogan “WWG1WGA” after Trump was asked about Satanic Pedophile Rings running things during some event….which also made people mad…

So yeah, she was a joker and now she’s no more, it’s a sad day for the world and for that, we will remember her from a time when she was hotter:

I guess she wasn’t that hot….here she is anyway…RIP Motherfucker!!

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2022

05

Dec

Rita Ora’s Sheer Dress of the Day

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Rita Ora went out in what looks like some sort of outfit you’d wear to a Satanic blood sacrifice sex party, you know like one of the events where she got her start as a pop star who never was…..

It’s some sort of mesh fishnet with a hood, so it’s a little bit wizard and a lot stripper.

She’s been working out, so she likely appreciates her new ass, her toned stomach, and the tragedy in it all, since we’ve all seen her tits, and the only reason I think she exists is her tits, is that she’s rocking giant nipple pasties to hide the key part of the tit…

This should be offensive to all the breast cancer survivors who have lost their nipples, seeing a bitch show off tit, while hiding those nipples in shame, is some kind of showing off in the wrong way, or shaming them….it’s ABLISM….

If you have tits and only exist due to those tits, SHOW THE FUCKING TIT….otherwise it’s just confusing as to why she’s pretending to be modest….in a MESH stripper dress.

I am getting mixed messages here.

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2022

05

Dec

Amanda Seyfried Bikini Bottoms of the Day

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There was a time when Amanda Seyfried was my favorite actress, not that I am the kind of guy who has a favorite actor, I think they are all some of the lamest humans around. They are weak, insecure, vapid, narcissists who think that their acting is important, because they are important and the whole thing makes them lying, phony pieces of shit…

I also think acting is dumb as fuck, so when I watch movies or shows, I NEVER get lost in the story or the character, the entire time I know it is some actor pretending to be someone else, they never break out of their public persona / or real life character.

So yeah, actors are dumb…. but there was a time when Seyfriend was my AILF…..which translates to ACTRESS I’D LIKE TO FUCK, not that I’d ever fuck the polluted womb of a hooker, I prefer my AIDS from street pussy….WE FROM THE STREETS….

She was basically Lohan’s replacement, hotter than Lohan, and she’d two. corny as shit movie, off set with a nude scene movie with her tits out, and for that reason alone ,the big tits on her skinny body that’s now a mom body….I thought she was a win.

If you’re going to make me sit through a movie, a fake, boring, dumb fucking movie, there NEEDS to be a character I want to fuck in it….so that’s basically what Seyfried was to me.

In this photo she’s on a doc in a small bikini body and I dig it..Upstate New York millionaire farm girl I’d like to milk.

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2022

05

Dec

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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Covid is done, as long as you ignore it, which I do, but I have been seeing this headline going around “Just because the vaccinated are dying doesn’t mean you shouldn’t get vaccinated”….which as far as I’m concerned is the logic that carried us through this pandemic, thanks to everyone being a half moron, bored and excited to have an excuse to not live or to be scared of everything, like the hypochodriacs they are….

I blame the medical workers for not speaking up…..

I have been seeing other stats like that rare cancers are on the rise, blood clots are on the rise, heart attacks are on the rise…. Dr Drew Pinsky is even pushing the anti-vaxxer, vaccines hurt narrative that was blown off as a conspiracy….

I blame the medical workers for just being bought and paid for, scared to lose their jobs, pieces of shit that they are for not speaking up……

I have seen other stories like that heart inflammation, or myocarditis which is associated with the vaccine isn’t a big deal, it’s mild, even though traditionally life expectancy for myocarditis not MYO CAR DYKE TITS…. is 5-10 years, something fun if you’re only 18 years old….but they are saying “at least it’s better than long covid”….something that probably doesn’t exist….

I blame the medical workers for not speaking up…..

I have seen even more stories about vaccinated people getting rattled by COVID, that unvaccinated people never seem to get, but they still drop the “thank god I am vaccinated” line…..

It’s freaky shit……and I blame the medical workers for not speaking up….

However, COVID is boring, Vaccines Boring, We are all going to die anyway, might as well do it with a government sanctioned shot that if you don’t have it, you lost your freedoms….

We need to focus on the good things in life, like the medical workers I just blamed getting naked on the internet for extra money, in a throw in the towel, or cockiness that they can’t be fired, that I appreciate…..

I come from an era where posting nudes destroyed lives, so seeing professionals post nudes for profit while still working their professional jobs, fucking awesome!

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2022

05

Dec

Irina Shayk See Through Dress of the Day

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I think Irina Shayk is one of the hottest models around…even though she crawled back to her pay pig Brad Cooper like some kind of owned and operated sex worker from Russia…

Maybe she believes in true love, even though Russian women are incapable of love, but rather serve their duty as wife to their man and children….

Maybe Brad Cooper realized that Russian pussy, especially hot model Russian pussy that he bred are good to keep around and even after taking a break from him for a few years, where she landed on Kanye West’s dick a few times…you gotta I wonder if he made her wear a Hitler moustache for the anal…..unless that storyline is being blown out of proportion to distract from all the other corruption….I’m sure Irina enjoys being in on the fun.

Anyway, possibly pregnant with her kid’s sibling, why else would she go back to Cooper when he’s paying her anyway, if love doesn’t exist in her world?

Anyway, Irina, was at an event in a sheer, but not sheer enough dress, are those nipples, is this an optical illusion, I just don’t know….

But even though Irina Shayk is looking older, like a zombie, destroyed from her younger self, she’s still a babe.

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2022

05

Dec

Whitney Cummings Cameltoe Gunt of the Day

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Funny girl will do anything for a laugh….this is probably the equivalent of a hot chick aging out, getting the fillers, the lips, the tits, the Brazilian Butt Lifts, the photoshop apps, the face filters, anything to keep the dream alive…..but the comedic version featuring a girl’s who’s comedy was all about sex and being vulgar….

I was never into Cummings, more into cumming, it’s caused me a lot of sorrow as I’ve released my life force more than I was supposed to.

I always thought she was a hack, who scammed her way into comedy because it had the least barriers of entry in the entertainment industry, kinda like Chelsea Handler….be the hot chick at the comedy club, while the actual hot chicks are out in Miami being pampered by rich dudes…..like being the hot chick at the nerd convention who speaks their nerd language…it’s almost a guarantee you’ll get where you need to go, while the actual hot chicks wouldn’t be caught dead in those places….

But despite being a hack, she’s had hit shows, has got paid heavy, is rich as shit, and forced to find ways to use her social media to keep herself talked about and this is what she chose….it’s kinda like a dick joke, a fart joke, a not sure what she’s doing but she thinks it’s funny like a retard putting random objects up his ass at the party only to gross everyone out when he’s laughing like he’s done something brilliant and the mindless hive mind idiots who need the “Laugh” teleprompter to know when something is funny laugh too….so they give him a TV deal.

It’s all pretty dumb, but it’s a cameltoe and I like those even when on dog shit….CASE IN POINT….since she’s fucking horrible looking.