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2012

06

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

For every message I get that reads:

You suck die.

or

Learn how to write, we don’t get your genius jokes, commentary and writing style

I get messages that touch my soul like:

I want you to fuck me up the ass, cum in me, so I can fart your cum back into your mouth

All this to say….the internet…and all the glorious people who make it up…are pretty fucking entertaining….but sometimes real life is entertaining too…and with that I close my computer to have a good weekend assholes…

Here are some links for those less fortunate than me and who have not yet killed themselves….

Sidenote, I am organizing an instagram model search, so if you’re a girl on instagram, and you’re not, but if you are, and you want more followers, click this, email me, we’ll make magic baby…

J.Lo in a Bikini
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Adrian Brody and His Hot Girlfriend Seem Kinky
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Naomi Watts Doing the Princess Diana on a Yacht
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30 Athletes Who Have Posed Nude
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I’d Fuck Miranda Kerr’s Wax Figure
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Crazy Russian Flash Mob
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So Brad Pitt’s Mom is Kind Of A Homophobe
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10 Marvel Comics That Need Movie Love
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Mila Kunis Makes Sweatpants Sexy
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Ahhhhh Minka Kelly
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This Young Girl is a Flasher (NSFW)
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Well Hello Sylvia and Sue (NSFW)
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This is Our Future – VIDEO
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Free Cam Shows, Have Some Fun (NSFW)
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These Two Hotties Are Going to Town on Each Other – VIDEO (NSFW)
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Ronda Rousey and 30 Athletes Who Have Posed Nude
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Selena gets an Erotic Makeover (NSFW)
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Jenny McCarthy Topless for Playboy GIFs
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A Fat Raccoon And A Hillbilly Santy Claus – VIDEO
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Olivia Grant Wind Blown Upskirt (NSFW)
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Emma Stone is Still Bringing the Sexy
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Demi Lovato is Talking or Something
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Some Easy Fishing
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Sara Willis’ Rack Is Mesmerizing (NSFW)
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Well These Tits Are Fake That’s For Sure (NSFW)
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Police Searching For Old Creepy Weirdo Who Was Seen Licking Little Girls’ Feet In Public
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Gotta Love a Self Shot Babe (NSFW)
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Aleksa Nicole and Amy Brooke Get It On (NSFW)
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Arrested Driving Naked & Jerking It With A Toy Gun Up The Ass? (NSFW)
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I Love a Girl in a Romper
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UFC Fight Babes….Ow!!
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She’s Masterbating on Video (NSFW)
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Rihanna Graces The Cover Of Harper’s Bazaar
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Some Rocker Dudes Singing Katy Perry and Playing One Guitar
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Taylor Swift at a Beach
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Amanda Seyfried Short Shorts….
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Bar Refaeli Titties in Paris
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Katy Perry Big Tits Bike Ride
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Kate Beckinsale Hot in Glamour
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Elizabeth Hurley Big Fucking Cleavage
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Lady Gaga Big Cleavage
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Minka Kelly Tight Shirt
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Aubrey O’Day Big Ass Bikini
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Irina Shayk Bikini on a Yacht
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Kate Bosworth Tight Dress
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Keeley Hazell Topless in Nuts
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Amy Hixson Fully Nude in TREATS
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Genesis Rodriguex Hot in Max Italy
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Jessica Ennis Hot in GQ UK
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Berenice Marlohe Hot in GQ UK
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POV CZECH MISTRESS SMOKING
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Today’s Random Porn Videos
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Foot Fetish Masturbation
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Free Naked Girls Are Better Thank Expensive Naked Girls….
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2012

06

Jul

Hayden Panettiere Whales Out in a Bikini of the Day

I am not allowed to post these recent HAYDEN PANETTIERE BIKINI PICS cuz this paparazzi hates me, but I will say that she’s a lot less muscular in her midget broad shoulder half naked stance, and is instead starting to thicken in ways that happen when people give up, metabolisms slow down, or they eat too much fucking cakes….

I am allowed to post this video of her boring us with her community service for the dolphins and whales, even though I support saving Marine Mamals….possibly because I married one…

This is clearly something she takes so seriously that she is chanelling the whale call and starting to look like one at least when in a bikini….

Here she is in her bikini…


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2012

06

Jul

Courtney Stodden American Bikini Dance for Youtube of the Day

I fucking hate bad dancing….even when in a bikini….especially when it is to the worst fucking song…even when it is on mute…because the girl in the bikini represents evil.

Courtney Stodden has found her calling….Trashy girl who dances on youtube half naked to make youtube money becasue she has no actual talent and because people are retards who like watching half naked girls dancing…even bad dancing to bad songs…especially when they are tabloid queens who made a fake story with a low level celeb she had access to about being 17 and now some washed up local stripper I’m pretty sure she was….despite not being able to dance….and being over 30….

All this to say, it is easy to get noticed and make money if you have tits…but it is also easy to find stalkers who want to rape and kill you…at least we can only hope bad things happen to bad people….and here is that bad person in video robbing us of our soul.

Posted in:Courtney Stodden|Videos

2012

06

Jul

Myla Sinanaj Leaked Nudes of the Day

Kris Humphries, the dude who married Kim Kardashian for a plot point in her vapid retard TV show, you know who agreed to be scrpted into the shit, has proved yet again, that he has no taste in women…

Her name is Myla Sinanaj – and she’s some pig who Kris Humphries had sex with – cuz he has no taste in women.

I blame those pro-athlete hazing rituals for shoving one too many brooms up his ass growing up so that girls just don’t matter to him, especially not fit girls…cuz apparently this self promoting trash can of girl who looks like Snooki, in a bad way, leaked some nudes and a claim she’s pregnant with his baby that TMZ ran today…two big media hits in one day…making her groupie, one night stand count…

What a joke…too bad I don’t have the uncensored pics….I’m a failed blogger like that…I guess I could look for them, but then I’d have to admit I tried to see this bitch naked, and I’m not down with that. I’ll look at any pig naked, but I don’t go out of my way for it.

Posted in:Myla Sinanaj|NSFW

2012

06

Jul

Eva Amurri Bikini Pics in Hawaii for July 4th of the Day

Susan Sarandon’s got a really busty daughter, EVA AMURRI who is trying to make it on her own in the exact some field as her ridiculously successful mother, and by make it on her own, I mean call on all fucking favors she can because that’s the way Hollywood works…nepotism….and there is nothing wrong with that….

The only mystery in the whole thing is why she’s taking jobs she needs to get topless for, when she could easily do Disney crap for a paycheck while staying clothed….and the only possible answer is that she likes it…she likes showing off her big tits to the world….or maybe it is her way of pretending she got the gig on her own and really grasps the plight of the struggling actor, even though family friends include all the most powerful people in fucking hollywood…

It is like this rich girl I know who thinks she’s roughing it cuz her parents made her move out on her own, into a penthouse appartment they bought her, because they wanted to teach her some responsibility…only with more toplessness on TV nd less all night cocaine fueled after parties filled with torment…..

TO SEE HER TOPLESS IN CALIFORNICATION: CLICK HERE or CLICK HERE or CLICK HERE


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Posted in:Eva Amurri

2012

06

Jul

Adrien Brody and Lara Lieto Awkward Yacht Shower of the Day


Adrien Brody posed for a pretty ridiculous looking picture of him and his girlfriend showering on a yacht in a position that would imply that homie is what I assume all actors are…a bottom.

You see anyone who spends as much time as an actor does in front of the mirror, practicing lines, in order to play make-belief for a lot of fucking money, is probably someone who is either insecure as fuck, or in love with themselves, and that’s not to say that’s a homosexual personality trait, but I feel real men would be more into working construction or as business leaders or bartenders to lure in pussy… yes I am implying gay people aren’t real men, just for the sake of argument,

But I guess what it comes down to is that even if he only gets off to her fucking him from behind with a massive strap on, while he assumes this position he seems all too comfortable with, he’s still getting hotter pussy than you, cuz until she’s got a dick…even if all he makes her do to him is rich person weird homo games…she’s still a hot bitch…who I don’t mind watching take her man from behind during a yacht shower….I’m perverted like that…


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Posted in:Lara Lieto

2012

06

Jul

Sylvie van der Vaart in Lingerie on the Runway of the Day

Sylvie van der Vaart is some old dutch model who has been fucking the same professional soccer player since 2003 and who is probably less of a model and more of a WAG or football wife in terms of why she is famous….you know cuz “Netherlands’ Sexiest Female in 2003” probably wouldn’ t last 9 years without being attached to someone a little more important, since Netherlands’ Sexiest Female in 2003 is barely a fucking accomplishment….and in the grand scheme of things just doesn’t matter…

What does matter is that she survived Breast Cancer, and is now back to modeling what I can only assume is charity events to support saving titties, a cause I support and love, cuz the idea of a disease robbing our women of their breasts is an attack on our freedom….

What also matters is that she beat the cancer and is modeling in her underwear, rocking her possibly new nippleless cancer free tits….lookin’ pretty hot for a 34 year old….

Here is some Video…..

Posted in:Photos|Sylvie Van Der Vaart

2012

06

Jul

J.Woww Half Naked in Inked Magazine of the Day

J.Woww and the cast of Jersey Shore are pretty much the fucking worst humans out there…The represent all that is wrong with society…in terms of their style, their intelligence, their personalities, their conversations, they behavior, but more importantly, the fact that they are all millionaires from it….especially considering that this brickhouse of a woman, built like a fucking tank, the stripper you wouldn’t get a lap dance from, who isn’t a fucking stripper, cuz she’s a millionaire…is the hot one on the show…. confusing me….annoying me….but drawing me in…probably because I have a weakness for bad smelling cheese….it’s an eating disorder, I blame my obese wife for…you know sometimes it is hard to wash properly when you are her size…

Either way, trash or not, here’s J.Woww in a photoshoot for Inked Magazine August 2012.

Posted in:J Woww|Photos

2012

06

Jul

Sophie Turner Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Sophie Turner is some old, washed up, stripper trash who tried really hard to make it, but never quite made it….

Let’s take a look at her bio from her site:

Sophie Turner grew up in southern Australia as the youngest of four children, immersed in a family that practiced the importance of traditional morals and values.

I think that’s all we really need to know about her….and those traditional morals and values, whatever the fuck that mean, involve prostituting herself on the internet, showing off her fake tits…

Her real claim to fame is that she was in law school, but dropped out to pursue her dream of being a slut people jerk off to back in 2001….by 2008, she realized that dream was going no where, so she wen back to school….but as her bio concludes…

Sophie continues to share her star quality with the world at large.

I am always amazed people like this exist….here are her traditional morals and values half naked on the interner via twitter….

Posted in:Sophie Turner

2012

06

Jul

Erin Heatherton Bikini Model Bikini Body in Bikini of the Day


Leonardo DiCaprio Holidays with Bikini-Clad… by splashnews

Leonardo DiCaprio is kinda obvious with his choices in women…I don’t think the choices are all that bad…I mean let Victoria’s Secret do the pussy recruiting for you, they are professionals and scope the world for the best models they can find, and you’re too busy sitting on a mountain of money, living a vacation of a life, being famous to do that shit yourself, but the fact that he runs through their roster of bitches, is almost comical, you know like a pre-requisite to the job, you know in the interview process when they get hired, they have to sign a “you will have to have sex with Leonardo DiCaprio, Victoria’s Secret models is his festish”….contract …and I think he shoulda probably gone for a hotter one, but this one’s alright, I mean they are all pretty interchangable, as he continues to prove everytime he sticks his dick in one of their vaginas…


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Posted in:Erin Heatherton