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2012

05

Jul

Melissa Satta Hot Bikini Pics of the Day

Melissa Satta Bikini

Melissa Satta is a 26 year old Italian-Amrican model, TV presenter and actress, at least that is what she wrote in her bio, because I’ve never heard of the bitch…..and the reality is, you should see the number of girls I talk to her are “models” just because some low level photographer gives them 50 bucks to take nude pics of them…or because they were hired to give out samples at a music festival…or because they are signed to some shitty agency that doesn’t get them work but that gives them a stamp of approval even if they are the fourth fucking string….

The world is filled with hot girls and the real hot ones tend to be the ones who don’t call themselves models, tv presenters and actresses…..

The reality is that she left America for Italy to break into the scene, it is easier to do MTV Italy than doing MTV where she’d stand no chance, then she banged some footballers, or soccer players to Americans, got into the media, and now she matters….

That hustle can also be considered sleeping her way to relevance, or prostitution, only instead of 100 dollars an hour, she gets in the media….

And who really cares, because at least she’s taken the time to get some implants to make her irrelevance a little less irrelevant….

You see, cuz I like tits.


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2012

05

Jul

Kristina Shannon Lesbian Kiss For Attention of the Day


Kristina Shannon and Ida Ljungqvist are pulling exactly the kind of stunts you would expect from girls of their caliber, you know the kind of bitches who rely heavily on being in Playboy and are trying to keep the jobs coming in…it was that or a SEX TAPE LIKE HER TWIN SISTER, BUT I GUESS THEY REALIZED THAT THAT HUSTLE FAILED HARD AND ONCE YOU GO PORN YOU CAN’T REALLY TAKE IT BACK ….but lesbianism, that shit is flexible and forgiving….I mean kinda like living out twin fantasies so well cuz that’s what their trailer park dad used to make them do….only that was already tapped out…so doing what so many college girls have drunkenly pulled this for male attention before them…is almost fucking textbook solution…especially for a low level Playboy twat 6 years after being in Playboy….and I am kinda into it…even if I like her BLACK LOVING TWIN SISTER BETTER


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2012

05

Jul

Candice Swanepoel and Her Boyfriend with their Bikinis Jacked Up their Asses of the Day

It would be so easy to mock Candice Swanepoel’s boyfriend for his choice in underwear bathing suits, but really I don’t think bathing suit choices affect your sexuality, and I think the fact his bangs Candice Swanepoel and has her locked down, makes him pretty confident as the leader of all men….straight isn’t even an issue…even if his dick was in the mouth of 4 dudes shooting a gay porn at a gay pride party high on GHB in these pics…he has more game than you….so faggy underwear bikini bottoms or not…the focal point of these pics are his girlfriend’s hot model ass being jacked up by her bikini….if you know what I mean…


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2012

05

Jul

Alyssa Campanella Miss USA 2011 Showing Nipple of the Day

Alyssa Campanella was Miss USA 2011, I’ve never heard of her because Pageants annoy me, even though I appreciate the comedy of the whole thing, you know the process a girl must go through to get into this world, what kind of girl looks into the mirror and says to herself “I am going to be Miss America”….but it happened to this chick….and since that glorious day, she has decided to post some pics of herself in some photoshoot, showing half a nipple, but more interestingly, her natural red hair, reminding me, and maybe even mocking me about the fact that I’ve never banged a redhead, but have always wanted to…I mean have always wanted to the last couple of years, when I had a chance back in High School I was scared of them….But I remember – dreams do come true sometimes….that brings me hope to carry on.

Posted in:Alyssa Campanella|NSFW

2012

05

Jul

The Jenner Sisters Instagram Bikini Pics of the Day

So the Jenner sisters in all their hot, young, underage, not contaminated with Armenian DNA glory posted some pictures of their hot, young, underage bodies in bikinis, that have since been taken down….and that were unfortunately contaminated by a picture of the uterus, or mothership, source to the demons that are the Kardashians, but luckily they blurred out her vile mom stomach….cuz she’s bad enough as a human without showing off a mom of 10 drones designed to take over pop culture gunt…and as much as I hate all things Kardashian, at least 2 out of the 10 are good to look at…

So the Jenner sisters in all their hot, young, underage, not contaminated with Armenian DNA glory posted some pictures of their hot, young, underage bodies in bikinis, that have since been taken down….and that were unfortunately contaminated by a picture of the uterus, or mothership, their source and the source of the demons that are the Kardashians, but luckily they blurred out her vile mom stomach….cuz she’s bad enough as a human, if she is even a human, without showing off a mom of 10 pieces of shit designed to take over pop culture gunt…and as much as I hate all things Kardashian, at least 2 out of the 10 are good to look at…

The second set of pics are from a photoshoot for their bikini line, cuz they are the last hope for the Kardashians to hang on to what they got….

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|Kylie Jenner

2012

05

Jul

Maryna Linchuk in a Bikini for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Victoria’s Secret may have some of the most boring shoots around….and I say that well aware of the fact that the girls in the shoots are half naked….but they do manage to find and recruit and lock in some of the best looking women around…like some sort of secret society of hot pussy, in an international hot pussy trading ring, I guess called modeling..

This one is Maryna Linchuk she’s Belarusian….

Posted in:Maryna Linchuk

2012

05

Jul

Miley Cyrus Hick Brat Cleavage for the USA of the Day

This just in, it was July 4th yesterday….and Miley was up on that news so fast it was like she was at a pig roast at the county fair before setting off the fireworks….unfortunately, she’s just a spoiled brat, rich, annoying, garbage human so far off of the American way, that she is actually mocking America to the entire world as a false idol, misrepresenting what you stand for…. ….

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2012

05

Jul

Lindsay Lohan is Rumored to Be Banging James Deen of the Day


There is a rumor going around that Lindsay Lohan is fucking some pornstar naked James Deen, and not because she’s playing Elizabeth Taylor and trying to really just compile and surround herself by 1950s hollywood impersonators, but because she’s a fucking pervert slut who likes getting her vagina filled by anything from Sam Ronson’s dick, to pornstar fists….

The inside scoop is that he’s not actually banging her, and that this is just one more for the pornstars are cleaner than club girl party sluts, cuz pornstars are a tight knit community who fuck each other and get tested, while party sluts are just herped up disasters….in a pornstars are too scared to get tainted by whatever bug Lohan is carrying, it could ruin there careers and fuckin’ her spoiled brat ass isn’t worth the risk…

To have genitals feared by pornstars is pretty legendary…


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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2012

05

Jul

Aubrey O’Day’s Thickness and Fake Tits for July 4th of the Day

I get that Aubrey O’Day has to love herself, she has to think she’s great, she has to shut out the haters and be borderline insane, telling herself she’s the best out there, a talent, hot, amazing, spectacular, the next big thing, and not just a big thing….because if she didn’t do that, she might as well just kill herself…fat with no purpose….but instead she owns it and I guess it’s like seeing the obese girl at the high school cheerleading practice, she doesn’t know she’s obese, she doesn’t let her stop it, she just brings it…and I guess that makes O’Day an inspiration to us all….

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2012

05

Jul

Katerina Jursikova Naked for Drehmoment Magazine of the Day

Katerina Jursikova is a model who gets naked for photoshoots in magazines that I have never heard of, and sure I am not a fashionista, hanging with top models at fashion week events, so why the fuck would I have heard of this magazine, but I guess what I am trying to say is that even if it is some fringe shit, for only the most fashionable, that’s even less reason for a bitch to get naked for it….but she got naked for it and I am glad she did cuz she’s pretty fucking hot….straight from the Czech Republic, trying to make a name fo herself, signed to some big agencies, but needing the exposure to really bring it….and that makes her a hero to us all….

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