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2022

13

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

THEY ARE PROGRAMMING US!

I don’t believe any stories they feed us on the news or in the media and you shouldn’t either, that’s not to say that there won’t a be a nuclear holocaust, or that we won’t deal with a financial collapse that will starve most of us out hard enough to turn us into fucking zombies eating each other in ditches like rats, it’s just to say that any of the public figures on either side are working for the same people and the idea that anyone of them is going to save us, is just a joke, because they’re all working for the same people and using their henchman that pretend to be on the “other” side of whatever storyline you subscribe to just as hard as they use their henchman that are the leaders on whatever storyline you subscribe to, to push you in whatever direction they want, to confuse you and to divide us, while they all get richer and richer…..and it’s all just a bunch of bullshit.

It’s better to unplug, or just be a narcissistic mindless idiot talking selfies and selling or buying nudes, because all that other shit is just too heavy and will make you black pilled and suicidal, when selfies and nudes may make you suicidal, especially when you learn how much these bitches make selling shitty nudes, but it is more uplifting than “THE WHOLE SYSTEM IS RIGGED”….and they want us all dead, because tits…

Let the stepLINKS be the mindlessness you need in these weirdoo fucking times of internet freaks with their internet freak opinions that are neither fun, funny or hot….but just anti-human and depressing…they way they want it to be, so choose tits.

Here are some stepLINKS

Camila Cabello Might have Caught a UFO on Camera
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Madison Pettis in a Thong
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WWE’s Tyler Reks Goes Viral on TikTok
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Get the Patrick Bateman Look for Halloween
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Nina Dobrev Pushing her Chest Out
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Em Rata’s See Through Shirt
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People Want to Buy Ebanie Bridge’s Bath Water
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Karrueche Tran in Lingerie
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Paulina Gaita?n topless in the introductory episodes of Belascoaran PI
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Bri Teresi’s GUESS Campaign Preview
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Carmella Rose is Topless on Set
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Maddie Zeigler all Dolled Up!
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Soulja Boy has a Baby
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Princess Tower Base Jump
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What Happens When You Fall Off a Cruise Ship
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Bad Place to Cross the Road in China
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20 Slutty Wedding Dresses
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Sports Rerporter Charissa Thompson Praise Mercedes After her Crash
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Amanda Cerny Brings Her Sunflowers to The Beach!
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Spa Day with Julianne Hough
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Making Art with Produce
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Package Thief Fail
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200k TV Camera
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Chris Pratt’s Mario Voice Reveal
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Rams VS Cowboy Fans Brawl
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Underwater with a Freediver
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Largest Land Vehicles in the World
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Blink 182 Comeback Tour a the Avalanche Game
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Cool Cinematic Stylized Shoot with a Hot Nude Model
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Mantis Shrimp Punches Off a Crab
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Motorcycle Crashes Caught on Camera
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Nasa on How the Moon was Formed
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Colby Covington and Kanye West Attend a Premiere together
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Get the Patrick Bateman Look for Halloween
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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Anne Hathaway in a Yellow Dress
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Selena Gomez at a Q&A
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Candice Swanepoel’s Bathing Suit Shoot
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Rita Ora at an Event in a Slutty Outfit
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Tallia Strom in a Weird Tight Outfit
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Kelsea Ballerini in Yellow
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Katie Holmes Big Cleavage Freak
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Camila Cabello Weird Plaid Titty Outfit
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Emrata in a Mesh Dress for Attention
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Frankie Bridge in a Black Dress
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Ashley Park Cleavage
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Elsa Host Hot in a Photoshoot
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Vanesssa Hudgens for her Collab
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From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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Dildo Fucker
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GOOD GOD HUGE TITS
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Masturbation Thursday
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CAUGHT
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7 Acts that Make You A Whore
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Athletic Sock Squat
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Drunk Russian Babes Strip for the Cam
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2 Nude Models in Milk
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Animals Hate Us
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Dildo Grinding
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Dancing Naked in the Mirror
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19 People having Shit Days
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Panty Removal
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Blondes Getting Naked in the Bathroom
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MASH UP weirdness
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Hood Ornament
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Milf Master
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Creepy Sex Toy Ride
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Amateur Babe
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Naked Chicks Posing
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Amateur Lucy Shares her Fuck
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Peeing the bed
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Doctor Fucks Nurse
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Pussy Shave Reveal
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Sitting on the Dick
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Dildo Fuckers
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Nude Model with a Big Toy
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Shower Dancer
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Crystal Harris Naked
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Looks Pretty Big
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Dirty Amateur Slut
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Pussy Drippings
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2022

13

Oct

Nina Dobrev’s Slutty Selfie of the Day

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I don’t know if Nina Dobrev was always this hot, because I don’t remember noticing her when she was on that vampire show where she seemed like a corny fuck, but maybe I just wrote her off because I knew she came into Canada with our open immigration policy, only to fuck off when she started making real money with her acting, avoiding the paying back into the system that gave her refuge from whatever Eastern European country she came in from, all full of white privilege….you know making me feel as though she used our country for her personal gain like some kind of opportunistic slut scumbag…

I didn’t actually give a shit about any of that, I just don’ watch shitty TV and I guess she wasn’t putting enough slutty attention seeking content out there for my pervert ass to notice…

But in the last few years, she’s been popping up, while getting popped up inside her by a weird ginger Carrot Top looking motherfucker who excels at board sports thanks to his super Ginger strength….they are a strong people, because they come from a line of people who were left in the forest to fend for themselves because they were seen as demons…..

So yeah, in the last few years she hadn’t destroyed her face with muppet injections, so she looked her early 30s age and almost REAL, then I realized she had long legs and a waist to hip ratio, and most importantly TITS….so as far as I’m concerned this Vampire Diary corny Eastern European Canadian American who fucks any passport she can it seems, matters….

She posted a slutty selfie in a brown dress, and another slutty selfie in a white shir and it’s good.

Here’s some bonus pic that is not a slutty selfie….

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2022

13

Oct

Ashley Benson Tits of the Day

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I don’t know why Ashley Benson has decided to start sexualizing herself again, but it’s been about a decade of her being a dumpy, lazy loooking, sloth living off her hit TV show she lucked out on getting money….

Maybe it’s some superpowers she sucked out of the vagina in the lesbian relationship she was in, or maybe the return to cock filled her with energy and male hormones that made her want to put her big titties to work, but whatever it is, the pussy eating dick whore, you know because she wants a bit of anything and everything, which is the same energy she likely applied to her fat years of overeating actual food, not the pussy that she also overate…..

ANYWAY, she’s involved in brands, she’s involved in new movies that probably suck, she’s going out in her signature mind control hair color, all made up like a ditch pig with lipstick on….and she’s got sloppy enough tits to get us through it all…

There may not be nipple, so it’s just cleavage, which is very pre-internet so we jerk off to cleavage since full tit isn’t available, but you know, that’s good enough for me, since I don’t plan on jerking off to slop hole Benson….but I will stare at her tits.

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2022

13

Oct

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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I guess the thong was designed by someone like me, who realized that women don’t shit, so why give them such a large underwear that gives them such an aggressively panty-line, when you can instead just make a panty that barely covers the asshole, since there’s no shit to be caught escaping said asshole, since women don’t shit. I’m talking traditional women, vagina-card carrying women, not the prostate owning women that are taking over for women, because those motherfuckers shit huge manly shits, no estrogen pill strong enough to turn a digestive system from a man into a woman no matter how many Kardashian face injections a motherfucker gets, or how hard he tucks his dick into his ass until it falls out and BRUCE JENNERS……

So yeah, shame the full back panty girls, replace it with a thong, clever work by the guy who owned Victoria’s Secret and the NOTORIOUS PLANE that didn’t get anyone “Deplatformed”……

Plus, the thong allows for a asshole flash, which in an asshole obsessed society, that I think is morphing into an incest obsessed society, it’s the SFW clothed way to show off an asshole, and that’s always the “I’ve seen all she has to offer” in the sexting relationship orifice, being handed out for free, like ANAL on the first date, or first day on the porn job, NOTHING left to upsell, and that’s always GREAT to bargain shoppers like me.

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2022

13

Oct

Jordyn Jones Ass of the Day

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The only reason I know who Jordyn Jones is, because she started posting her pasty white dancing ass the her white trash family sold to the entertainment industry when she was a kid, which for whatever reason got her a following that she could sell her half naked pasty white dance ass to. What could be an accomplished young lady, reduced to her panty pics, because that’s the direction she chose to go.

It’s this weird why bother trying to have a mainstream existence even though you are mainstream from being on tv since she was a kid, when you can get perverts to throw 20 dollars a month at her for panty pics…..which is really just by design, because the system wants all the young girls you think would follow her, I mean the child dance show would hopefully be targeting young girls and not nude subscribers, but yeah, it all helps push the sell nudes, get half naked on the internet….that’s the dream….which is weird for people like me who remember girls not sending nudes for fear it would end up on being SHOWN to your friends, not even scared it’d be uploaded to the internet, now all just put it out there and hope for the best….weird, but you get to see a juicy white ass begging for attention and if it takes effort away from us, it is a good thing….

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2022

13

Oct

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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If you give a woman an excuse to show her tits, it seems like she’ll jump on it as quickly as she fucking can, because clothing is a construct of the patriarchy man, and pulling a tit out is just so liberating, the ultimate fuck you to us men….in a “You stare at our tits in shirts all day like perverts that make us feel sexualized and objectified, well fuck you, I’m not going to take it anymore, I’m just going to pull my tit out and take ownership on it”…..in some backwards logic that actually benefits us titty lovers A LOT.

I guess if you give women a trending game, making flashing their tits fun, it’s even easier to get them to flash the tits for a cheap thrill, because they are just playing a game, and based on all those obnoxious signs they like “It’s Wine O’Clock” or “Family” or some other stupid pun wall art from Walmart , you know that women as a species don’t have the capacity to have their own taste, or opinion, they just go with what they think is right, and lucky for you, that’s become flashing tit!

I don’t know where this energy was when I was coming up and forced to just stare at tits in shirts, but this is evolution of the human species before our vary eyes! Women reducing themselves to TITS for their own empowerment. BRILLIANT!

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2022

13

Oct

Rumer Willis Cleavage of the Day

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I’ve probably been making fun of Rumer Willis since she was 18 years old and shocked the world being so fucking ugly despite having two really famous parents, because people don’t realize that Bruce Willis as a chick, is not going to be a hot thing – even though the women of the 90s thought that Bruce Willis as a man was some kind of stud, it was before his brain rotted out from what we’ll assume was a vaccine injury, since I blame everything on Vaccine Injuries…..

You’d think that all these years later I’d have grown out of my asshole, make fun of rich and famous bitches because kick them when they’re up, but as it turns out, I’m sill here….and if Rumer and her asymmetrical Picasso looking face, now with a weird wet look hair cut that I’d expect to see on some weird genderless girl drinking out of a sippy cup in a safe space while hugging her teddy bear, you know the world is filled with stunted half retard weirdos….I can be reminded of how she may have a trust fund, a fat inheritance coming her celebrity child-way, but she’s really not impressive at all, and this is even after all the work she’s had done, following her mom’s lead….and it always reminds me of the Chinese guy who sued his wife who gave him an ugly baby because she had tons of surgery before meeting him and he had no idea that at the genetic CORE she was a monster…..

I am all for nepotism, but like it better when the nepotism doesn’t work, becasue you know RUMER wishes she was like a Lily Rose Depp getting movie deals, except, she’s left out back to work CRAFT services….WHERE SHE BELONGS…but hey, she’s rich and people probably like her in hopes they get to hang with her mom doing whippets until they drown in her pool….trying to SMELL Ashton’s dried cum in her dead cunt….YOU KNOW ROMANCE.

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2022

13

Oct

Weird Street Brawl in Toronto and other stepNEWS of the Day

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If You Don’t Like Being Mugged – You’re the Problem

Rapper Ginuwine or However You Spell His Name Almost Drowned for Cris Angel – MIND FREAK

I WIll Fuck You RIGHT HERE

Walmart Brawl to Remind You Walmart is the Worst Place On Earth

Naked Runner

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2022

13

Oct

Chiropractor Fetish Video of the Day

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In today’s video, Slava Semeshko, the Youtube Chiropractor who figured out bringing in his Eastern European clients for some treatments, so long as they wear skimpy bikinis, you know, so the clothing doesn’t get in the way of the instructional demonstration that makes it safe for Youtube Monetization, while allowing weirdos with chiropractic fetishes to jerk off, because hot half named Eastern European chicks are worth jerking off to, even if they aren’t in niche fetish videos.

Anyway, this video came out last month and has 7 million views, since Slava has 1 million subscribers and Yulia looks like she liked it…..

I am sure I knew this existed, but it just came up in my Youtube feed and it made me laugh, remembering Youtube, like all things on the internet is a porn site people jerk off to, and always has been…..

Here’s another one:

And Alina

Posted in:Videos

2022

13

Oct

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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It’s cold as shit here, but French Canadian strippers have always found a way to have some of the trashiest tans from the tanning beds or now the tanning sprays to really make you feel like you’re at a 3 star resort in Cuba where you get herpes on your face from the hot tub and not from the hookers you’ve rented for the month long adventure that is only costing you about 750 dollars including airfare and food because you don’t fear disgusting hotels, because you live in filth and it doesn’t come with a beach.

These are not French Canadian strippers, but clearly they know that some of us like the tanlines, so they’re bringing them for us to pretend that it’s not cold as shit here, and if that isn’t important work, I don’t know what is….but regardless of whether that is important work, I still don’t know what important work is, because when it comes down to it, all work seems pretty fucking useless, but tanlines highlight the good parts, which seems pretty fucking useful.

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