I don’t know when these pictures are from, I just came across them and figured that since the fat fuck who is the most viral or popular popstar of the last few years, with 100 million followers because she’s important, who has recently been doing workout shit on the regular, because no one likes being fat as fuck, not even people who pretend to like being fat as fuck, even if being fat as fuck is part of their monetization…
So in still being fat, despite the fitness, she’s got her titties out while doing the splits, in some sort of acrobatic way….she’s also giving her friend an “Eiffel-Tower High Five”….so classy, like when split roasting a bitch who can be doing the splits like Eilish, but it’s not a pre-requisite for your threesom.
Since I don’t care about Eilsih, or fat girl tits, I do this for those of you who masturbate to her music while you cry your lonely cries…
On man’s trash is another man’s laundry….at least when it comes to finding thongs in the trash after they’ve been blown out, destroys, covered in bodily fluids and left to be found by a motherfucker like me, ready to wear it as a COVID mask….it’s the only MASK worth wearing to the grocery store, or really while laying in bed alone thinking about where life has gone wrong…..
But yeah, the thong, a semi outdated panty that I am sure still gets worn outside of as a bikini, which always makes me laugh. If you chat with a bitch, and you don’t, so I do for you, they all HATE thong, I’ve met three or fat chicks who like the way the thong cuts into their callused cunts, but most girls hate the thong, yet for whatever reason, they only wear thong bikinis….MYSTERIOUS…or EXHIBITIONISM…who cares, because the thong is the universal panty, or the panty best suited for a motherfucker like me to see an asshole without a girl actually trying to show me their asshole…and when it is in bikini form, it’s far more likely to happen for me, as panties are still seen as intimate and for the dudes that are paying the bitches enough.
Point of the story, the thong is not an efficient underwear in covering the asshole drippings, but the thong is great for that reason, which is kinda like a retard being a retard, but redeeming himself by doing funny retard things, you know you almost forget they are retards because you just love their retardedness so much….
Lindsey Pelas must be pretty old at this point, so I don’t really trust that her pictures aren’t edited to shit, as all the girls of instagram, especially the old ones do, but I figure since it’s the internet, since I believe nothing on the internet, and since I appreciate a fat set of tits, which are basically what created this girls 9 million followers following, because her fat set of tits are substantially fat, I can look past the marketing lies and appreciate her hustle, but that could just be because she’s in a slutty cowboy costume, and as someone who’s into the Old West, country music and other cowboy shit, that’s now trendy amongst the fags of Hollywood, it speaks to my soul, but that’s probably just her big fucking tits.
She’s basically an OnlYFans direct to consumer content creator, but she always knew her place in the world, with great tits comes great responsibility to sell racy content of said tits, to monetize them tits, and we appreciate it because it’s just modern day freak show shit….admission fee for the tits…so long as there are tits and this bitch has tits….makes sense to me….but the only issue I have with it is that unlike other tits I’ve paid to see like a side show attraction, these tits don’t come with an all you can eat buffet….OnlyFans girls need to step up their game by feeding us because apparently, at least according to her house, it’s feeding her!
I think Margot Robbie is an overrated pile of dog shit of an actress, but like Jennifer Lawrence her agents pushed her on us in so many movies, getting her paid a lot of fucking money, while tricking us into thinking she was hotter, more important, more talented than she actually is….it’s a scam baby.
I don’t know why they chose her, but she’s likely one of their own, maybe from a cloning lab in Walt’s basement, the same place they designed Sydney Sweeney’s tits, those IMAGINEERS know how it’s done.
I do know that the chose her, and since we have no control over the shit they do to us, we just have to accept it and cross reference her nudes in Wolf of Wall Street to continue to help support their lie, because when she was naked all those years ago, which was her best work and for whatever reason, ever since that movie, she’s looked like she’s in her 50s….I don’t get it but when you look at the age the pretend she is versus her face, it’s confusing….
Anyway, this is a promo picture where she’s half naked 1920s style, not very exciting but I figure at least one of you has jerked off to their Grandma or Great Grandma’s bikini pics from 1920s, when they’re old or dead, it’s like it’s not them, and it is just jerking off to pics, it’s not like you’re trying to breed her at the old folks home….
Point being, the movie is called Babylon, they should be PAYING me to say this, it’s some 1920s bullshit, which is back when Margot was a wee girl in the Outback, so she knows the era, because she looks old.
It’s about old Silent Film era Hollywood an stars Brad Pitt, Tobey Maguire, Samara Weaving, and Phoebe Tonkin, because they only Australians, that’s likely where the breeding factory is -over on Prison island…it’s in the 1920s so it may be Margot Robbie’s origin story, b….but it’s
I guess Alyssa Milano is the horrible cast member of Charmed who did not get Breast Cancer or blacklisted from Hollywood, sent to Mexico for being a Dissenter like Doherty and McGowan, which is why she’s so much less interesting!
I forget that her hairy arms existed after the whole getting laser hair removal on her arms, since they never really appeared again….
I also got banned off twitter so I didn’t have to see her weird coddled toxic woke shit that I am sure was miserable during the pandemic as there’s no way she’s not a COVIDIOT or an asshole….
However, today, I saw her Halloween pics and despite not finding her hot as the Tom Boy on Who’s the Boss, or finding her hot at any point in her career, the Italian tits are worth staring at, even if they’re old, rotten milk filled and disgusting….
THEY ARE TIT, and for that I can ignore the miserable rest of her which is really a testament to the power of the TITTY, I mean they aren’t even naked tits and I’m willing to revisit this granny cunt.
I saw the Alexis Ren take on Marilyn Monroe last week, but didn’t bother posting it, because I don’t really give a shit about Alexis Ren, her hot beach body or the bolt on tits she didn’t need but bought anyway when building up her influencer brand as the hot bodied girlfriend of some action and adventure dude….
This girl was one of the first of the travel sluts who stars in produced aspirational travel videos, where she was half naked and hot eye candy to keep people watching the boyfriend jump out of planes and shit, and it inspired a generation of chicks to find rich beach bum boyfriends to produce content with for social media instead of having a real job.
They were so fucking viral and the miserable 20 something out of college who was working her first soulless job was really inspired by her….
She did Dancing with the Stars when they were trying to figure out how to get internet people watching Dancing with the Stars…”SHE IS BIG ON YOUTUBE THEY WILL TUNE IN”….and who knows what she does now….but one of the things we know she does is concept Halloween costumes as Marilyn Monroe, a trending character now that she’s Cuban, a slave to the industry that killed her off, while being an icon in the industry….and she shot her costume by recreating some iconic Marilyn Pics, which is the way to do it.
I appreciate her effort in a lazy world of “can I just send a pussy pic I snap next time I pee instead?”
Titty Drops are a fun way to put the big sloppy tits to use, you know bounce them around like you’re an aerobics class, but if you were actually into aerobics, you’d probably have less titty to drop, but that doesn’t mean for 10-15 seconds you can do a fucking jiggle until they flop out of the shirt.
I don’t want to discriminate against the non-sloppy tits that also find fun, happiness and purpose in the titty drop, it’s arguably the MEANING OF LIFE….but the sloppier the tits, the more aggressive the drop and if you’re really into Titty Drops as sport, you have to judge the titty drop by it’s ability to drop as far the fuck down and out as it can, and perky hot tits just don’t cut it, big tits do it better, but big gross tits do it BEST!
Maybe, titty drops as a sport are the one thing fatties with fat tits excel, at, who cares, Titty drops are fucking amazing, exciting and a great way to get girsl to FLASH their tits, which is what it’s about, you know, sine it’s the MEANING of LIFE…and the only happiness in this cold, scary, near apocalyptic, ANGRY world.
I don’t know if this is a picture of Noah Cyrus after eating her sister out on her period, or if it’s one of the family traditions in eating babies they get shipped over to them from the people who helped turn Miley Cyrus into the biggest entertainer of all time, Hannah Montana shit…it could just be a costume, or the remnants of a costume….or maybe it’s her make-up, since she’s got the kind of face that requires a shit ton of make-up being smeared after a big dick sloppy top blow job….it happens….
I just know that she’s topless, with tits a little small and probably big nippled for her frame, but with her sex appeal, not being hot at all, it’s like she’s not even topless at all….or like one of those ZIPPER TITS who cut off their TITS because they are men now…you know, topless but not in a sexual way, unless you’re into hairy chested, thanks to hormone therapy, women who cut off their tits, because it makes you feel less gay when you jerk off to them because of the whole bio-vagina being in-tact…..IS THE BIO-Vagina enough? I don’t fucking know….
Topless selfies from famous siblings or really from anyone are still topless selfies that I’m down with…so that’s that.
Tanlines are magical, even if you have to dig for them at the nudist colonies where you see your nude women, by hoping some of those old naked bitches with the old floppy tits are sprawled out in a way where the titty is hanging from the right angle, so you can see where the sun didn’t kiss them….
Tanlines are magical, even when they aren’t nature’s way of highlighting the good parts, by keeping them their lighter skinned, untouched by UV, skin…..even when they are sprayed on chemicals on slutty girls who aren’t scared of the longterm effects of chemicals that could potentially kill them….because it is for a look and the sun is scary…
