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2012

03

Jul

Tulisa Contostavlos Muff Gut in Shorts of the Day

The highlight of Tulisa Contostavlos’ career was when she leaked a video of her giving a pretty good blowjob by my standards of blowjob cuz I am one of the assholes who gives girls a false sense of blow job skills cuz I feel all blowjobs are good, even when teeth are scraping, because it means my dick is in a mouth…..

I guess to her the highlight of her career wasn’t sucking dick like the fat chick she is, you know pretending it was an ice cream cone, and probably was the day Simon Cowell hired her to be the new Cheryl Cole…despite not being remotely as hot….

But I think my version of her career highlight is more fun to watch….cuz fat chicks sucking dick are more fun than fat chicks in concert or on TV< unfortunately, you'll have to google the sex tape cuz her lawyers hunted me down....not that you'll want to after seeing these concert pics.


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2012

03

Jul

Jennifer Lopez Is The New Madonna of the Day

I call Jennifer Lopez the new Madonna and not in a good way, or as a compliment, or in a way to say 50 year olds really have it going on and can real longivity in their popstar careers….but in a let it the fuck go, give it the fuck up kinda way….

Jennifer Lopez is not an “artist”….who’s craft is writing lyrics to songs that come from the soul. You know like an old bluesman in a bar in Chicago or really anyone making real music for their lives…

She is a cookie cutter poptart who makes shitty pop music that could be performed by a hotter fucking version of her, and could be performed by a hotter younger version of her, making her as much money as she already makes by creating a new popstar….but she’s an ego and wants all the fucking glory….and that is an unfortunate series of events…

Let it the fuck go…..you’re not sexy….this is disturbing….


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2012

03

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I have been getting so much hate mail the last 2 days and it is amazing. It feels like it is 2007 all over again and I’m back to being less irrelevant but still irrelevant but not irrelevant enough for hot girls to want to hang with me, evne though I suck at life and am pretty hurting on all fronts…

Here are some links….

This Robot is Playing Rock Paper Scissors WTF – VIDEO
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The 50 Hottest American Wives and Girlfriends
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You Know What? I Hate the Kardashian’s But I Think I Kinda Like Bruce Jenner
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Destructive Marathon – VIDEO
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Katy Perry’s Breasts Go Down Under
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Celebrate America’s Birthday with an “Assassin’s Creed III” Independence Day Trailer
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Free Cam Shows Make Any Day Better (NSFW)
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Getting Herself Off…With a Carrot – VIDEO (NSFW)
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

02

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Topless Self Shot Girl With a Ripped Stomach

It is the long weekend here – I’ve spent the day drinking and trying to bang patriotic Canadians in bikini tops…it has been a disaster if you consider staring a bitches in a bikini is a fail….and only focus on actually ejaculating, in, on or in the vacinity of them success….you see some people gotta hate that the future is here, others are good with it….I say just go with it….

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Mila Kunis Is Having Sex With Ashton Kutcher, It’s Time To Accept That Reality – PHOTOPROOF
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The Eyes Of Scientology Are Watching Katie Holmes (UPDATE)
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Gallery: The 50 Hottest Women In Comic Book Movies
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Hottest Podium Girls at the Tour De France
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Kelly Rowland Shows Off Some Fake Tit
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Kelly Brook Is Impressed With Her Big Tits
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Katy Perry is the Worst But She’s Got Tits
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Giuliani Rancic Does Not Deserve To Have A Kid. Heres Why…
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Emma Stone Hot in Vogue
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Robot Wins Rock Paper Scissors
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Say Hello to the Big Breasted Bandit – VIDEO (Site NSFW)
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Caro is Stripping Down (NSFW)
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David Arquette Got a Big Ass Wonder Woman Tattoo. ike, HUGE
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Free Cam Shows Will Make Your Day Better (NSFW)
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Chubby Girl Gets Naughty With a Vibrator (NSFW)
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The 100 Hottest Sports Babes from Movies and TV
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Yurizan Beltran Gets Naughty While She’s Alone (NSFW)
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Aubrey O’Day Pokies in Leather
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AIN’T NO PARTY LIKE AN ASIAN HORSE MASK PARTY! (Site NSFW)
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Chelsee Healey Shaved Upskirt with NO Panties (NSFW)
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BET Awards 2012: 11 Best (and Worst) Moments
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Jennifer Lopez is in Another WTF Photo of the Day
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Misty Roads is Super Sexy (NSFW)
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Marizza is Totally on Display (NSFW)
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Did You Know They Were Models First? Stars Who Used Their Looks To Break Into The Biz (Part. 2!)
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We Hello Self Shot Hottie (NSFW)
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Oiled Up Lesbians (NSFW)
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SCOTLAND WANTS TO TAKE AWAY YOUT PORN
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I Love Sluts in Rompers!
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Jennifer Lawrence Catwalks Thru LAX Leaving For Paris Fashion Week
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Busty Slut on a Web Cam (NSFW)
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Ashley Greene Is A Cosmo Girl
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Miranda Kerr Braless Nipples Around New York
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What Would You Do With These Tits If You Had Them In Your Hand
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Kelly Clarkson Shouldn’t Do Magazines…
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Ace of Basses
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Katy Perry Keeps A Cum Rag Between Her Tits
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Some Yoyo Master
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Kristen Stewart Shouldn’t Do Ad Campaigns – Ever
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Window Cleaner Compilation
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Say Hello to the Big Breasted Bandit – VIDEO (Site NSFW)
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Caro is Stripping Down (NSFW)
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David Arquette Got a Big Ass Wonder Woman Tattoo. ike, HUGE
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Free Cam Shows Will Make Your Day Better (NSFW)
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Chubby Girl Gets Naughty With a Vibrator (NSFW)
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The 100 Hottest Sports Babes from Movies and TV
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Yurizan Beltran Gets Naughty While She’s Alone (NSFW)
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Aubrey O’Day Pokies in Leather
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AIN’T NO PARTY LIKE AN ASIAN HORSE MASK PARTY! (Site NSFW)
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Chelsee Healey Shaved Upskirt with NO Panties (NSFW)
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BET Awards 2012: 11 Best (and Worst) Moments
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Jennifer Lopez is in Another WTF Photo of the Day
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Misty Roads is Super Sexy (NSFW)
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Marizza is Totally on Display (NSFW)
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Did You Know They Were Models First? Stars Who Used Their Looks To Break Into The Biz (Part. 2!)
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We Hello Self Shot Hottie (NSFW)
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Oiled Up Lesbians (NSFW)
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SCOTLAND WANTS TO TAKE AWAY YOUT PORN
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I Love Sluts in Rompers!
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Jennifer Lawrence Catwalks Thru LAX Leaving For Paris Fashion Week
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Busty Slut on a Web Cam (NSFW)
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Ashley Greene Is A Cosmo Girl
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Candice Swanepoel Hot in Vogue Nippon
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Joanna Page Filming a Sex Scene
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Amanda Seyfried in Short Shorts
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Natalie Portman in Shitty Gym Clothes
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Blake Lively’s Got Some Tits
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Katy Perry Has Some Side Boob
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Kat Dennings is Gross
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Stacy Keibler is Fit
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Nicki Minaj is Fat
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Kelly Brook’s Got Hot Tits
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Emma Watson No Make-Up
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Some Monster Fucking Curves
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A Whole Lot of Random Porn
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Dancing Boobs
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Trolling Of Wannabe Pornstars
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Internet’s Got SLUTS
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2012

02

Jul

Micaela Schaefer Topless Photoshoot of the Day

Micaela Schaefer is pretty amazing, not in a talented, interesting or original way….strictly in a self promoting, exhibitionist, trying to be a glamour model before turning 30 kind of way…leading to toplessness, publicity stunts, that actually work and get her a fan base, because dudes are so easy to seduce, all it takes is tits…

These are some pics from her topless calendar, that I can only assume she’s producing herself, and that is like every topless, implant titty photoshoot before it….all low level stripper quality and shit…and I am into it….

Posted in:Micaela Schaefer|NSFW|Photos

2012

02

Jul

Ashley Greene in August 2012’s Esquire Looking Hot of the Day

Ashley Greene Hot in Lingerie for Esquire August 2012

Ashley Greene irritates me….I have no real reason to be irritated by her…I mean I don’t think I’ve ever seen a move she’s been in, I don’t really get up on all her self-promoting bullshit, I just know she was in Twilight to reach a young fanbase…..then she started dating a Jonas brother, despite his virginity marketing spin, and a chick who pretends to be a virgin is the kinda shit I’m just not into….especially when it isn’t for in bedroom role playing, you know playing “naughty student punished by gym teacher” games….but instead for the media….it is just not authentic…and I am all about popstar, teen dream trash being authentic when they are playing the part…you know own the fact you’re a coked up slut, instead of years later when they don’t matter, are forgotten and dying of drug overdoses cuz they are really just tormented souls….

You get what I am saying, and that is that she’s bullshit, a money making pawn, but she’s looking good in Esquire, and they cant’ take that away from her….

Who cares. Here are the pics.


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Posted in:Ashley Greene|Photos

2012

02

Jul

Sofia Vergara Twitter Bikini Pics of the Day

Sofia Vergara Bikini for Twitter in Capri Cuz She's Won

Sofia Vergara is in Capri….posing on Yachts in a bikini like she was some 20 year old…even though she’s 40…reminding everyone that if you have fat tits, you might as well attempt to follow your dreams cuz eventually your singlye mother destined to be a stripper destiny can shift…all depending on who’s penis you put inside you…cuz even if it took her 20 years to get there…she still made it fucking happen…even if it was through prostitution….and now she’s the one sitting on yachts today, while I’m the one in three day old underwear with what I think is either BBQ sauce or chocolate melted in my hairy chest thanks to no air conditioning….but then again it’s not really a who has won situation, since I never got up on this race, but I can tell you, most single mom’s I know from South America, aren’t doing Hollywood shit so that’s gotta count for something, even if in the grand scheme of things, it doesn’t fucking matter at all….

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2012

02

Jul

Ashley Tisdale Shitty Bikini Pic for Twitter of the Day

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Face in a Bikini For Twitter

20 Minutes ago….a miracle that isn’t a miracle at all occured….Ashley Tisdale posted a picture of her in a bikini top on Instagram and thousands of people “Liked” it….thne she deleted it…..

But thousands of people care about her and her posting bikini top pictures that she deemed ugly…because they focus more on her broken down face and less on her fit body and tits…even though that is what matter…and all it took for these 1000s of people to like her shit…was being cast on some shitty show 5 years ago…only to do nothing since…making her relevant according to society…and don’t really care, and I’m not gonna hate, cuz I always encourage physically and mentally disabled people…whether they are born that way or a product of a horrible nose job….to get out there and do something….I am a hero like that…

THen she posted this pic…where she doesn’t look like her busted self…while hanging with other girls I’d totally fuck…Instagram magic I guess….

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2012

02

Jul

Selena Gomez in her Bikini of the Day

Selena Gomez is young bodied, looks like she’s 12 thanks to Disney Genetically Modifying her, but she’s not 12, allowing you to live out all your dirty fantasies on her, like you were Usher Raymond doing the MJ on Bieber like he was Culkin, if you know what I mean…and if not you can just stare at the bikini pics, possible implant tits, on a girl who is doing what sh can to matter in some self produced bikini pics…and I dig it…

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2012

02

Jul

Maria Menounos in her Bikini for Twitter of the Day

I wonder if when Maria Menounos FLASHES HER VAGINA ON THE BEACH ….if it is something she is embarrassed by, or if it is like a regular girl showing ass crack, you know cuz as an unmarried greek girl, she’s only taking it up her ass and her vagina, the one for husbands babies, not the one for shitting and boyfriends, becomes secondary….I’d ask her but I don’t have her number….

What I do have is her self produced twitter bikini pics that I’m pretty fucking into, cuz her body is hot, and I’m kinda forced to be a fan of really all girls who are into anal, which so far has been all girls I meet, seriously, I haven’t met a girl who doesn’t take it up the ass, I guess cuz anal is the number one form of birth control behind abortion…or maybe cuz anal makes them feel like dirty little prison rape whores….or maybe I just have a tiny penis and they are just hoping to feel something…

Posted in:Maria Menounos