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2012

07

Jun

Some Jersey Shore Trash Named Deena Cortese in her Bikini of the Day

Deena Cortese is some fucking disgusting pile of shit. I can not believe she is on TV. Sure, she’s from Jersey Shore and the whole point of the show is to mock the worst fucking humans possible, but still, fuck, have a little quality control on the shit….don’t actual put out shit….and the worst thing in these pics, even for someone who has never seen the show, is that I know that she’s fucking annoying, loud, tacky, and just the kind of girl who you wouldn’t even put up with if she was hot as fuck….and that makes her so much fucking worst…she’s a punch her in the face, maybe film yourself fucking her corpse on the internet kind of girl, far too fat to be in a bikini. So fucking gross….someone get the elephant gun and use her tusks to make furniture or some shit….what a beast….who needs to be put out of her misery so we can be put out of our misery but taking away one annoyance as she is the source of all that is bad in the world….or at least the human species….horrible.


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2012

07

Jun

More Unnecessary Proof the Kim Kardashian is a Fat Pig of the Day

I get so much hate for calling Kim Kardashian fat…..everyone gets mad….even though she is fat….but finally Kim Kardashian has announced it to the world….giving me back my credibility to you blind motherfucekrs…

About to do Jimmy Kimmel & my whole dress rips! Help!!! Time to sew me in…praying this works!

Fuck you for doubting me. You are now my enemy…

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2012

07

Jun

Brooke Burke Fitness Titties on a Ball of the Day

From Wild On to fucking mom….

It always depresses me when the slutty scene chick from the party scene with the fake tits who fucks everyone falls off the map…you know the coke whore taking loads on her face….who disappears…only to be seen again a few years later married to a rich guy rockin a couple kids…on her way to the gym….

It’s like she threw everything away for a hell regular life….that’s why Brooke Burke….fake tits that are the only reminder of what was…depresses me


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2012

07

Jun

Miranda Kerr Hot for Vogue UK July 2012 of the DAy

The thing I like about Miranda Kerr is what other women hate about Miranda Kerr…No, not that she’s married to Orlando Bloom…that shit is irrelevant to me and makes me laugh when I see people actually mad about who stars or any girl they don’t have and will never have because the don’t know and will never know the bitch in question marry….it’s amazing and pathetic all at the same time…

What I like about Miranda Kerr is that she’s a mom who turned around her body into this amazingness reminding us that all fat moms out there ar just lazy cunts…so show your wife this picture and a treadmill…it’s time to get moving fatty.

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2012

07

Jun

Miley’s Hard Nipples on Set of a Photoshoot of the Day

I love Miley and her bohemian hippie style because she has been embracing not wearing a bra like a little whore…who can’t be a little whore since she’s engaged…and I’ve never fucked an engaged girl as her engagement ring glistens in the light of her cellphone going off as her fiance calls her to come home to clean the house….no wait I have….but it wasn’t with Miley…even though I wish it was…cuz Miley has it going on…


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2012

07

Jun

Ilary Blasi Thong Bikini in Miami of the Day

Ilary Blasi is an Italian showgirl I have never heard of who has a great choice in swimwear….because shit is jacked up her ass like you see on attention seeking local girls and strippers at the public pool with their half black babies…and there is nothing wrong with that…it is European…..and much better than the fat bitches I see in the bathing suits with built in skirts to cover their disgusting….proving yet again that being an attention seeking whore is good for my eyes.


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2012

07

Jun

Doutzen Kroes in Bikini for Elle Russia of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is a bikini and lingerie model cuz people have decided her body is the perfect body to showcase their bikinis…and as a pervert who loves bikinis on all women…even fat women..I am not gonna argue that shit…cuz I’d be just as into it if it was on some pig of a woman…cuz it’s not like I have the opportunity to fuck either of these pussies, so I’m just in it for the entertainment factor…and this shit entertains…cuz it is half naked and covered in communist propoganda….

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2012

07

Jun

Jamie Lynn Spears has a Water Balloon Fight of the Day

Jamie Lynn Spears ruined my teen pregnancy fetish I used to have because I think she inspired the MTV Show that made me hate teen pregnancy for the same reason I have always love teen pregnancy…their idiotic behavior that leads to idiots decisions that alter their idiotic life leaving them working idiotic jobs like white trash….where as this bitch on her sister’s bank roll can just go back to being a kid cuz she never has to work a day in her life…taking away have the desperation stuggle that turns me on about this shit. Horrible bitch ruining everything.

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2012

07

Jun

Janice Dickinson’s Hot Zombie Ass in a Bikini of the Day

With all this bath salts that isn’t actuall bath salts and I know this cuz I smoked some my wife got for Christmas and it didn’t make me want to eat her fleshy pussy, but that could be cuz zombies only like living things….shit….

This zombie craze has gone nuts…I mean even this Janice Dickinson, always up on the trends and fashionable, decided to bust out her inner zombie ass to show people she is still a leading in fashion….

Or maybe this is just what she looks like – unfortunate.


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2012

07

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I decided to leave my house for once….met some groupies who never heard of the site, hung with some homeless people who had great conversation, flirted with old as fuck immigrant women, fought over women with the cat whisperer, met a girl who collects bones from animals in boxes in her basement who worked at a rib restaurant to get closer to her fetish….but I didn’t get a blowjob….so I shoulda just stayed home….

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Micaela Schäfer is Basically Naked at the Euro Cup
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Charlie Sheen Really Wants To Have Sex With Denise Richards Again
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