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2012

06

Jun

Lolo Jones Possible Virgin Athlete Ass for Twiter of the Day

Lolo Jones is some Olympic Hurdler….who posted this picture of herself on twitter. I can’t be bothered to see if she’s competing in London 2014, but I can be bothered to look up this rumor that she is a virgin…..

According to Wikipedia:

In October 2009, Jones posed semi-nude for ESPN.[19] In a 2012 segment on HBO’s Real Sports, Jones revealed that she is a virgin, dates online, and struggles to maintain her virginity.[20] She said “If there’s virgins out there, I’m going to let them know, it’s the hardest thing I’ve ever done in my life — harder than training for the Olympics, harder than graduating from college, has been to stay a virgin before marriage.”[

Which gives a whole new perspective on her fit, muscular, manly looking athlete ass, even if athlete asses are hotter than fat lazy chick asses, cuz I married a fat lazy chick and so much more beyond their asses are disgusting, and the only thing good about them is their inability to run from me when I want to get my fuck on….

But then again, these virginity claims re from 2009….a lot of sex can happen if the right dude comes along with a boner and false promises disguised as Love….

Here’s her twitter pic….

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2012

06

Jun

Miley Cyrus Hangs With a Gay Dude and Advertises her Politics of the Day

The good news Miley is making a point of loving and supporting and embracing all you faggots.

The better news is she’d doing it in a way people can stare at her tits..and if anything…in a way that her tits are being used to advertise her politics….

The bad news is that Homophobia doesn’t exist anymore….

Sure people will always hate gay people cuz man on man action seems wrong and/ or gross and it doesn’t appeal to them or does and that makes them feel uncomfortable….maybe cuz they know that women are the sex controller and if women had the mindset of men…all hell would break loose in a pile of fucking…thus making gay relationships a scary sexed up mess that will ruin society….not to mention that whole AIDS thing….and anti christian element despite more religious heroes sticking their dick in people of the same gender for generations….

But Homos have never got so much love than they do now. They are allowed on TV, they are allowed to talk about it in their personal life, they can get jobs and not just as hair and make-up people, fashion and interior designers or male prosititutes….they can get mortgages, they are fucking celebrated in the media…high school gays are wearing prom dresses…

This Miley Bitch doesn’t know homophobia…when gays had to marry to repress their gay….and how they had to go to truck stops to live out their gay…only to be beat the fuck up by a gang of hicks waiting for them in the stall…raped then dragged behind pick-up trucks, cuz it’s not gay to the hicks if they kill you when done with you….it’s just teaching them there queers a lesson….

Real homophobia is a thing of the past….Miley needs to get a new cause and mission…ideally involving my penis inside her….so she can stop her fucking bitching about nonsense – and start her bitching about real life problems….

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Photos

2012

06

Jun

Sara Underwood Does American Gothic in a Bikini for the Nerds of the Day

Ryan Seacrest’s ex girlfriend who used him to get herself into the mainstream is posing in her bikini on twitter like some common attention seeking whore who didn’t have sex with Seacrest…even if she probably didn’t have sex with Seacrest either….because of the whole gay thing….

She also posted a pic of her rubbing down Sonic for the nerds at E3….cuz nerd market is her jam…their loyalty and the fact that their nerd network was all that hired her….

The scam annoys me….but you know she does have a hot body that she also SHOWED OFF IN MEN’S FITNESS AND IT WAS AMAZING and hot bodies make me forgive obvious hookers….

Most importantly, she was a fucking Playboy Model in her past…younger and hotter version of herself…. AND WE CAN CROSS REFERENCE HER PUSSY LIPS IN EVERY MOVE SHE MAKES CLOTHED …something I appreciate about her….

Posted in:Photos|Sara Underwood

2012

06

Jun

Julianne Hough for Glamour of the Day

I guess fucking Seacrest has finally paid off for this bitch Julianne Hough…..because she’s pretty much everywhere…..

She’s already posed spread in her underwear for some magazine….and showed off her flexibility in a bikini in Glmour UK ….and now she’s gone off and posed in some skimpy shit…all promoting a shitty movie she shoulda never been cast in…but unlike most professional dancers…she decided to fuck hollywood, not drug dealers…and the perks are a bit better than being beat up after your shift….apparently…

Posted in:Julianne Hough|Photos

2012

06

Jun

Kate Upton Sloppy Tits Teaches Some Idiot How to Cat Daddy of the Day

First I want to say that BLEACHERREPORT are good friends of the site…but that doesn’t mean I have to like their on air talent…I mean shit, use a hot chick people, no one wants to see an awkward dude on camera…

Second I want to say that Kate Upton is milking her Cat Daddy Dance for Terry Richardson fucking hard….cuz it was the biggest thing she’s done….bringing it back to life in what probably wasn’t the most creative thing these people coulda done with her, but that was ok, because it allowed us to really take in just how sloppy her teen tits are…real fucking saggers….that in time will blend in perfectly with her fat Anna Nicole Smith body….

Overrated…annoying…all hype…but busty….and busty is all it really takes to take the fuck over on the internet…..

Posted in:Kate Upton|Videos

2012

06

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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———> drunkenstepfather <---------- Follow me on instagram..... I woke up with a pair of panties in my pocket this morning - no memory of where they came from....these kinds of blackouts scare me - but luckily there was no blood anywhere.....I probably stole them from someone's house...and probaly didn't steal them from someone wearing them.... Here are some links as I regroup....

Amazing Plane Landing…
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Caroline Wozniacki Poses for Own Underwear Line
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Free Cam Shows, Oh Happy Days
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WHAT THE FUCK IS MARC JACOBS WEARING – VIDEO
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Insane Downhill Bike Race – VIDEO
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Kanya West Idiocy of the Day
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Gotta Love a Hot Slut With a Dildo – VIDEO
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Is Marvel Prepping a “Black Panther” Film for 2014?
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2012

05

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

The only good thing about getting a blowjob from a hooker with a cold sore other than the fact that it is a blowjob….is the discount price…and I mean once you get herpes….you don’t really worry about that kind of thing…you just can’t tell the wore that cuz she’ll try to make you pay retail and not herpe price…

Speaking of Blowjob – seems like Sheryl Crow Brain got Lance Armstrong Balls Deep…cuz now she’s got the cancer….

Here are the stepLINKS…while you think about that…..

Ciara Showing Off Titty
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Meet Lulu the Pole Dancer – VIDEO
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Caroline Wozniacki Poses for Underwear….
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Dancing Iran…
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Emma Watson All Grown Up….
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Scout Willis is Heading Down the Road to Hell
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Fat Kid Parkour Fail – VIDEO
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More Cannibal Fun With Bath Salts. Jesus
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Miley Cyrus Polka Dot Legs
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Teen Mom’s Amber Portwood Asked To Go To Prison For Five Years. Genius.
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Lady Cat Fight. Watch Out, There’s Weave Pulling! – VIDEO
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Gotta Love a Slut in Knee Sucks
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Fuck all These New School Pop Star Cunts, Grace Jones Is Where It’s At
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Free Cam Shows, From Me To You
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This Blonde Slut is a Squirter
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25 Hottest WAGs of Euro 2012
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Lucy Pinder Snaps Photos of Jana Defi, Lindsey Strutt and, Saskia Howard-Clarke
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Katherine Jenkins Ass Flash on Goodmorning America
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The Olsen Twins Are Walking Fucking Corpses
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Surprise! Disney is Hiding DICKS
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Julianne Hough is Trashy in that Piece of Shit Rock of Ages Movie
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Gretchen Rossi Bikini Pics
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Lisa Rinna Hard Nipples
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Sasha Grey Posed in Playboy and Here Are the Pics
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After the Party it’s Always a Disaster
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Ashanti Was Basically Naked When Performing at a Chicken and Waffle Restaurant. You Can’t Make This Shit Up
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Malin Akerman’s Looking Bloated….
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Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders Going Viral
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Downhill Mountain Bike
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Betty White Threesome….
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Chelsea and Jaelyn Get It On
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Report: After Breast Implants Women Have More, & Better Sex
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I Love a Babe in Short Shorts
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Candice Swanepoel is Sexy as Always
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Who Doesn’t Love Big Teen Tits? – VIDEO
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Zoe Saldana Needs to Eat Some Fucking Food
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Gwenyth Paltrow is Really Happy She Has Black Friends
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Blake Lively Hot in Bullett Magazine
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Wet Wet Pussy In A White Bikini. What More Do You Want?!
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You Think This Chick Sucks A Good Cock With Teeth Like That?
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Lindsay Lohan’s Tits Fall Out Of Her Dress
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Another Cock Sucking Celebrity. Someone’s Looking For A Job!
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25 Hottest WAGs Euro
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Slow Motion Skateboarding…
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Rihanna Esquire Hotness – Nudity…
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Selita Ebanks Hot Tits
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Emma Roberts Burning Money Cuz She’s a Spoiled Brat
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More of the Awesome Lohan Tit Flash On Set
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Esha Gupta Hot for Maxim India
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Throwback Katherine in Leather Dress
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Throwback Lily Allen Lingerie – Gross
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Undressing to Shower
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Pussy as Motivation
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Sex in a Bedroom
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Some Porn to Masturbate
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Looking Down a Big Titty Blouse….
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The Single Best Way to Spend Your Days…and Nights….ANd Find Love…And Masturbate…
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2012

05

Jun

Octomom Hot Porn Promo Pic of the Day

Octomom did some masturbation porn to pay for her house….even though she claimed she never masturbaed before…and had to be taught for her scene…which in itself would have been an awesome scene that I wish I experienced….

I think she is where she is supposed to be in life…all the hype of her insanity died down, bills needed to be paid, and next thing you know someone who denied big porn money, was doing porn for way less money, cuz when people peak they don’t realize…that’s what it is good to be me…rock bottom all the time….and even at the bottom I find joy in Octomom’s clowncar pussy in porn….I’m ready for it….

Posted in:Octomom|Photos

2012

05

Jun

Shalom Harlow Titty For Fashion of the Day

I posted PICS OF SHALOM HARLOW FLASHING SOME DUDE FOR A PHOTOSHOOT ….This is the photoshoot.

The irritating shit about this bitch is that she’s no even a fucking jew…and for someone with a hot Jewish girl fetish…that disappoints me…..

But at least she shows her tits, like a fashion hipster bitch in her 40s that no one cares about that she is.

Posted in:NSFW|Photos|Shalom Harlow

2012

05

Jun

Katrina Bowden Cameltoe in Panties in Piranha 3DD of the Day

Weinstein Company Made Me Remove the Preview Clip Because They Don’t Want You to See the Movie….

I walked by the movie theater and saw posters for Piranha 3DD and I was kinda offended that this shit existed…only because the concept is so fucking stupid…that the first one should have never been made…but that succeeded hard enough for a second one to be made…making me really question humanity…..

Sure, I get it, scary shitty movie with nudity is always a winning combo…but sometimes the concept is so retarded it should be censored…and instead this Piranha 3DD is getting international distribution…mocking Hollywood and the Film Industry as a whole…calling it out as a joke….

Since I won’t be seeing it, I’m glad someone leaked the best part of it to the internet…and that is Katrina Bowden asking to have a dude cum inside her…while rocking hot coinslot looking cameltoe….maybe I get why this movie exists after alll…

Posted in:Katrina Bowden|Videos