2012
05
Jun
Courtney Stodden is a clown….she lies about her age…pretends she isn’t 30….pretends her tits are real…pretends to be a child bride…but in being this joke/joker who produces funny shit….she’s also half naked…and any bitch half naked for attention is a friend of mine, even if I want to punch them in the face and/or cunt cuz they piss me off….
Here are some recent twitter pics of hers…cuz she’s half naked showing her stripper moves like the champ she is.
Posted in:Courtney Stodden|Photos
2012
05
Jun
Lohan may not be a great actor, but she does have great implants, and when they are busting out of her shirt, transparent colored nipple, trying to be invisible, yet still visible, it is kinda hard to say she’s not a great actor, because this is all I need out of a performance from her….you know the rest of the movie with all the talking and storyline, just gets in the way of the important parts like her titty flash…..
Someone needs to animate gif….fine I’ll do it you slackers….but that’s just cuz I want to see Lohan’s acting at its best in some low grade bullshit movie that will surely slaughter the memory of Liz Taylor….you know in motion….like a fake tit on a damaged actor flipbook…
I’m still a fan of Lohan and appreciate her struggles that aren’t real struggles, but more importantly, I’m ready for the comeback….the oscars.
Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|NSFW|Photos
2012
05
Jun
I love white bikinis….Michelle Hunziker is wearing a white bikini…and showing the exact reason why I like them….because there was a time years ago I was with a girl in a white bikini….who just got out of the pool only to have her white bikini fully see through….only to not realize it….letting me glimpse her married cunt pretty much close up and I’ve never been the same since…..this white bikini see through shit may not be a secret – but it happens all the time – and I love it….even when it happens to mom’s like Michelle Hunziker…but that could be cuz her mom body is abnormally amazing….
Posted in:Michelle Hunziker|NSFW|Photos
2012
05
Jun
Proof a flat stomach doesn’t mean a bitch is skinny…not even when rocking cancer.
She looks like a comic book character…all ripped upper body…squeezed into a size small bikini bottom…that her fat thighs cuz she’s fat are trying to eat….
This is one of those fat chicks…who like to be referred to as thick…who think they aren’t fat cuz they have abs and small tits….proven by their choice in swimwear and the fact they post this shit to the internet….and it is horrible…
Loving your body messages to the youth should only happen when the bitch is skinny.
Posted in:Alicia Keys|Photos
2012
05
Jun
I don’t know if these pics of Alyson Michalka are recent or not because I barely even know who Alyson Michalka and I am not about to look at her twitter feed to cross reference dates shit was posted…because what matters in all his is that she’s pulling a Courtney Stodden or Heidi Montag style cry for attention “Look at me I was once on Disney”….or “Look at me I was once a stripper and now I pretend I am 15 and Married”…or “look at me I was on MTV”….kinda low level smut that requires more vagina lip…but they aren’t quite desperate enough for that yet. Boring. She needs to throw her sister in the mix – even if this is the sluttier one with the implants….
Posted in:Alyson Michalka|Photos
2012
05
Jun
Bekah Jenkins is some model I’ve never heard of from the USA, born in 1985, who has done random shoots I’ve never posted, probably some nudity if you look for it, cuz she’s old enough to know that she better get fucking bigger gigs before 30, otherwise it is over for her, and the only way to do that as a model is by getting naked…..unless you think doing Elle Mexico is a big deal…when the Mexican version of everything, except maybe Coca Cola cuz they use real sugar and authentic tacos is usually the lazier, less effective, slower moving and not taken seriously….especially when talking about Mexican bloggers.
Posted in:Bekah Jenkins|Photos
2012
05
Jun
Ellen Pompeo isn’t hot…but she’s in a bikini and luckily as a man married to a fat as fuck bitch…I find happiness in a skinny, lifeless ass…it is probably the reason I have so many dead heroin addict hookers in my basement….no, I have those for sex.
I know dead hooker jokes have lost their appeal now that people are actually podcasting necrophilia on the internet…it’s the hottest shit in the gay community….and will eventually trinkle into the straight world like it was anal sex….
But if a bitch looks like a zombie or a corpse…with a lifeless ass on the beach…something I’m not used to while surrounded by obesity…I have no choice by to go down that dead hooker road…but only cuz a dead hooker is probably hotter than this shit…even though I’m not into dead hookers….but I am really not into Ellen Pompeo..
This post confuses me.
Posted in:Ellen Pompeo|Photos
2012
05
Jun
Candice Swanepoel is amazing…even when Victoria’s Secret limit her potential as a hot as fuck model…but photoshopping out the see through and the nipples….in order to maintain her lingerie pics to look like she’s in a bikini and her bikini pics to look like she’s in a bikini….and her in a bikini…even if Christian Shareholder friendly….you know to keep sales up…still works for me…but only cuz SHE GETS NAKED IN HER OTHER MODELING JOBS ….cuz that’s what models fucking do.
Victoria’s Secret is that she fucking sucks.
Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|Photos
2012
05
Jun
I never know why I post on Lisa Rinna, I just know that I’VE DONE IT A LOT OVER THE YEARS …..
I don’t even know what she does, is she an actor? Was she just a store owner in LA, who hacksawed her face, and jacked up her lips into something I’d love to put my dick in, but instead that she televised getting reduced……still making me wonder what her other lips look like…before remembering SHE DID DO PLAYBOY ….and now she’s in a see through shirt….a dirtbag bottom feeder who has enough money to not be a dirtbag bottom feeder…but who chooses to be a dirtbag bottom feeder…and I’m not complaining…I like tits.
Posted in:Lisa Rinna|Photos
2012
05
Jun
Your new life philosophy should be less masturbating – more blowjobs…and everytime you go to masturbate, you instead put that effort into getting a blowjob, because interpersonal relationships, although bad for my non existent web traffic, are better for the soul than cumming all over your keyboard, you fucking loser….
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