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Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day
Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day
Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day
Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day
Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day
Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day
Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day
Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day
Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day
Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2012

23

May

Behati Prinsloo for Seafolly of the Day

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Behati Prinsloo was just named the new face, or more appropriately the new body for Seafolly, some Australian bikini company that is trying to sneak up on Victoria’s Secret by stealing their fringe models and locking them into being their star…you know the headliner of the show….something that doesn’t happen at Victoria’s Secret because at Victoria’s Secret she is stuck behind or beside bitches…pretty much working as their back-up dancer….never getting the credit, spotlight or exposure of her fucking own because the public think the other bitches are more important than she is…even though that stamp of approval from Victoria’s Secret makes her relevant…it just doesn’t feed the ego enough after the initial excitement of it dies down….cuz every girl wants to be the number one…

This campaign hasn’t dropped yet, but they released these two pics, so look at them, take them in, get ready for more, cuz she’s hot, especially when half naked.

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2012

23

May

Kate Upton Modeling Bikinis for Beach Bunny of the Day

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Apparently these are new Kate Upton for Beach Bunny bikinis pics…but they all kinda look the fucking same to me….so I can’t tell you when they were shot or released….I can just tell you that Kate Upton has really big 19 year old titties in them….titties that I am sure the rest of her body is going to catch up with….titties that are probably not as spectacular as they may appear to be if they were topless….cuz she kinda looks sloppy…except maybe when photoshopped….making her into this over-hyped…soon to be overweight internet phenomenon….that I can’t fully hate on, cuz unlike most chicks I know, she’s using her window of opportunity to make as much as she can, and that’s far better than working a fucking garden center at the grocery store like other college kids…

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2012

23

May

Ava Smith, Codie Young and Madison Hendrick in a Weird Titties for Fashion Shoot of the Day

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These pics are for Dazed & Confused June issue….a fashion magazine that gets away with published tits…while I get called a porn site for posting the same tits they published…cuz the world is pretty fucking unfair…but in its unfairness comes great opportunity….like eager bitches willing to get topless like pornstars while retaining their dignity like non-pornstars…..because they shoot is high concept with make up on their faces….but ultimately still fucking topless….

Here are Ava Smith, Codie Young and Madison Hendrick in this wild shoot…they are models I’ve never heard of….but now, I have seen their tits…

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2012

23

May

Courtney Stodden Continues to be Ridiculous of the Day

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I didn’t watch the entire video of Courtney Stodden pretending to be a cat….playing in a tree….dressed with cat whisker make-up on…scratching the door…eating cat food….all wearing clothes from the sex shop…in efforts to look a bit like Hello Kitty….but it is safe to say that it is as insane a cry for attention as any attempt at a viral…but coming from trash with fake stripper tits that pretends she is 16…I hink ti is some of her more interesting work…and if more shit like this comes out, I’ll be watching, because it is amazing. Crackheads who look like this are important to improiving all of our lives and I’m starting to get why people pay attention to this girl…

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2012

23

May

Mary Elizabeth Winstead Hot in Complex of the Day

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I consider Complex family…mainly because they predicted me being someone to look out for back in 2006 and I haven’t proven them to be right…but plan to….and yet they haven’t blacklisted me for letting them down…

I do not know who Mary Elizabeth Winstead is…..even after looking her up I feel like I haven’t seen her in any movies….but her big break is being in Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter….a movie that despite being such a ridiculous concept I have to be up on that to fully grasp its stupidity….and the fact that studios put money into making it…

I don’t even find her that hot…esepcially not when she’s fully clothed…her body is garbage…her face uninteresting…butbut I love Complex and feel they are good at predicting things….except maybe when they predicted I was the new Perez Hilton…but this Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter bitch…has tits and thus the potential to be huge….

Here’s the video….

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2012

23

May

Kristen Stewart’s Shitty See Through of the Day

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Kristen Stewart is a little imbred piece of trash…who I have never wanted to fuck…maybe because I sense her inbred genetics and fear what kind of freak would be….or maybee because I have never found her hot enough to want to fuck…you know all unshowered, filled with teen angst attitude that is annoying to look at, cast in some teen billion dollar empire because she wasn’t overly hot so that girls couldn’t relate to her….and was average looking at best for the masses to have hope Edward or whatever the fuck his name is would jump their hormone charged vaginas too….that’s what early masturbation fantasies are made of….

Either way, Kristen Stewart Looked Hot IN ELLE YESTERDAY … and she’s looking alright in her see through shirt today….and unfortunately, she’s starting to win me over…mainly because she’s not fat.

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2012

23

May

Michelle Trachtenberg Titties for FHM South Africa of the Day

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Michelle Trachtenberg is usually a pudgy, uninteresting looking girl, who people were into cuz she played the little sister on Buffy….and who luckily people are still into cuz she played the little sister on Buffy…because any dude who watched that how…was likely a socially awkward virgin loser who can’t let go of the past…partially because those were the best years of his life…but more importantly because during that time he made a vow to always love Michelle Trachtenberg…for the rest of eternity cuz in his mind they are soulmates….Obsessive fans are so passionate…..

That said, I always just blew her off as someone on TV or still around cuz virgin losers never let go of the past…it is a nerd thing…but thanks to FHM South Africa…it turns out she’s got tits…and tits are really where it is at….so virgin loser fan base or not…all of a sudden she’s relevant to the masses and the new generation who have no idea who the fuck she is.

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2012

23

May

Kelly Brook Justifies her Fishy Crotch of the Day

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Kelly Brook got all clever….like when I used to go on dates and order the egg salad to justify why my ass was producing vile fucking smells….you going to an Indian restaurant after not showering for 4 days because you’ve been drinking and fucking random girls back to back….you know to cover-up my disgusting by masking the smells with similar smells in food…..

If your pussy radiates fish smells due to infection, hygiene, etc…just carry a platter of fish around….and no one will be the wiser…and when the fish is all eaten and that pussy smell still lingers out of your dress….all you gotta say is “I must have got some fish on me” making your disgusting more tolerable….

SPEAKING OF HER VAGINA HERE ARE PICS OF IT…..

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2012

23

May

Rihanna’s Latest Erotica on Twitter of the Day

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I guess Rihanna is feeling homesick and felt the need to put up some pics of her moms and sisters….you know the body she’d have if she wasn’t on stage dancing like an idiot 4-5 hours a day….because genetics can be tricked for a while….but the second she stops…and she will stop….these pics she posted on twitter will be like looking in the mirror….we call this a self fulfilling prophecy….you know a glimpse into the future once the cardio stops, the babies are made, and the eating never stops…..or maybe she just likes to jerk off to this shit….either way, I think it is inappropriate for her fans to see cuz they may get the wrong idea and think that this fatness is acceptable.

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2012

23

May

Amanda Bynes the Drunk Looks Like a Whore of the Day

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These are some pictures of Amanda Bynes from a couple of days ago…you know because I don’t give a fuck about these celebrity cunts…so I can’t really know where they are at all fucking times…especially when they are some has been child star who has done nothing in years but get a DUI and post a couple of hot pics on twitter….but that doesn’t mean I don’t like watching her seemingly long legs in shorts with heels walking the streets like a hooker…because I always like seeing long legs in shorts and heels walking the street…whether on actual hookers, or girls who are whoring themselves for the first time, whether for money, male attention or in Amanda Bynes’ case to practice for her escorting she’s gonna have to resort to if this acting thing doesn’t turn around for her….you know to pay the lawyers bills and bar tabs and such….

Either way, I love drunk girls.

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