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2012

23

May

Kardashian Trash Photoshopped in Lingerie of the Day

Here is some Kardashian lingerie shit I feel like I have seen before but that one of the Kardashian trash can whores posted to her site today….so it might be new…you see shit is so photoshopped it is barely even a picture of themselves, but of digital renditions of themselves, so nothing to get excited over…it is like when I send pics of my dick to hot chicks to get their nudes….when really I am sending pics of some random dick I found on the internt and presenting it as my own…only to really uspset them when we actually meet in person….only I’ll never meet these Kardashian hookers…unless I have 50,000 dollars to hire them to pretty much do anything, because they are all for sale….which in so many ways is a good thing….but unfortunately in their case is garbage because lets face it, the Kardashians are fucking garbage….and I am posting it anyway.

Posted in:Kardashians

2012

23

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I was on a podcast this….I liked it better than writing a site. I sounded a little homo….but I am a genius and girls like gay sounding guys we are unthreatening even when we tell them we will try them out even though they are girls….but only if they let us put it in their ass…..works everyday….

LISTEN TO THE PODCAST

Here are some morning links….

Pole Dance Battle! Yessss! – VIDEO
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The 25 Sexiest Female Fighters
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Free Cam Shows To Make Your Wednesday The Best It Can Be
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Car Wheelies and Drifters Freak Me Out, What Can I Say
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I’d Love a Piece of Kali
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Miley Cyrus Thinkin’ She’s A Dang Ol’ Sex Expert
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I’d Like to Warm My Hands Inside Her Pussy – VIDEO
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The 20 Best Time Travel Movies Ever Made
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2012

22

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I have been calling random girls from my facebook who post their numbers saying “I’ve been looking at your facebook pics for months, you look great in a bikini, I figured we should make things more personal”…..not one has agreed to meet…in fact not one has stayed on the phone for more than 15 seconds…our world is so emotionally detached…whatever happened to good, wholesome conversation….and more importantly romance….that I thought would lead to phone sex…..I guess I’ll just have to keep trying cuz only losers give up….even though I am a loser….but that’s not the point! Assholes

Here are the stepLINKS….

Minka Kelly’s Cankles….
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This Laura Odes Slut Got Fired From Her Job – VIDEO
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Some Crazy Drifting
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25 Sports Hotties on Vacation
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Bar Refaeli Naked is Maxim’s Number 1
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Courtney Stodden’s Erotic Car Wash
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Nice Panty Flash Upskirt From Young Hottie Lily Cole
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Awesome Stolen Base
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This Downhill Run is Basically Insane – VIDEO
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10 Game Shows We Want To See Hip-Hop Versions Of
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Lucy Pinder’s Big Bikini Honkers
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Kelly Brook Was Offered $1M To Bang Some Rich Dude
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Dina is One Hot Fighter and I’m Sure She Could Kick Your Ass
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Joanna Krupa Looking Her Usual Stunning Self
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Free Cam Shows, Check It Out
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Mary Murphy Sure Knows How to Party
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College Sluts Get Naughty In the Bathroom
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25 Sports Hottie Vacation Pics
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Throwback – Sofia Hyatt Nipples Through Her Dres
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Cannes = Famous Skanks and Rich Men
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Oh, So Now Lindsay Lohan Is Suddenly Picky When It Comes To Dick
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Quite Possibly the Biggest Pussy Ever
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The View From Down Here is Amazing
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Paris Hilton Parties in $11,800
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Tera Patrick Looks Sexy in the Mirror
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Chinese actress Lei Hao Full Frontal Nudity
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Irina Shayk is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Catwalk Nips ARe the Greatest Thing About Fashion
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74-Year-Old Woman Faces Murder Charges After Shooting 17-Year-Old Grandson 8 Times With A Glock Semiautomatic
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Niki and Alizia Get It On
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Man Arrested For Tying Himself Nude To A Tree To Wait For Sex
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Katie Kox Gets Her Pussy Machine Fucked
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Poor Woman goes under a Horse
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I Love a Girl in Short Shorts and Sneakers
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Ladies Who Attended OK! Magazine Sexy Singles Party
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Pole Jump Fail LOL
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Everyone Loves a Hot MILF
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‘Saved by the Bell’ in GIF – The Guyism animated GIFs anthology
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Producer Denies Faking Kardashian Wedding….Yeah Right
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Paris Hilton Needs To Go Away
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Sofia Vergara Personal Vacation Pics Are AWESOME If You Don’t Like Big Tits
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January Jones Said Hello To Me…
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Jessica Alba is Hot in Marie Claire
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Miley Grabs Hold Of Her Braless Tits
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Kelly Brook Shows Off Her Awesome Cannes In Cannes
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Kidnapping Prank
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Miley Cyrus in a See Through Shirt Showing Bra
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Milk Nymphos
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Some Hot Random Porn VIdeos
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Minka Kelly’s Sloppy Cleavage
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Lily Donaldson Hot in Vogue Spain
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Jessica Stam Skinny at the Fifi Awards
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This Jennifer Nicole Lee Bitch Annoys Me
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Lauren Vandervoort in Esquire’s Me in My Place
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Some Exhibitionist Sluts For You….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

22

May

Kelly Brook’s Big Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Kelly Brook brought her huge fucking tits out in a one piece bikini because her body is confusing and sometimes looks awesome half naked…and other times looks bloated and dumpy as shit…cuz she’s not in her 20s anymore and I am not even sure she’s in her 30s…..but at least she’s got a huge, ridiculous rack that she’s shown off consisently over the years, because she’s a whore who has been working towards making her big tits famous for decades, even if I prefer when HER VAGINA STICKS ITS TONGUE OUT AT US …..

To See The Rest of the Pics
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Posted in:Kelly Brook

2012

22

May

Natasha Poly Showing Titty of the Day

Natasha Poly is some model and I have SEE THE RIPPLE OF HER LABIA MINORA AS IT PEAKS OUT FROM HER LABIA MAJORA IN WHAT IS A GOOD GYNECOLOGICAL EXERCISE FOR ALL OF US TO STARE AT in NUDE PHOTOSHOOT FOR FASHION because real models get naked motherfuckers….it is the whole weeding out the bad models who will ruin your naked for fashion photoshoots….and keeping the ones who make them possible…cuz no one needs a model who is all like “I only get naked for my husband”….shit puts a real damper on high concept art motherfucker….

Not that Natasha Poly is naked in this shoot, but she is showing tit, which is more than you’d probably get out of her if you saw her at a movie or grocery shopping or some shit….so here are the pics

Posted in:Natasha Poly

2012

22

May

Courtney Stodden’s Car Wash of the Day

Courtney Stodden is the busty implant clown who has no shame because she knows this faking being a teen to get her tacky, not even hot, fake tits, fake tan, fake hair noticed….is far easier than sucking dick in back alleys behind strip clubs, you know back where she met that barely famous dude who orchestrated this scandal with her, since you know he needed the attention too, and why not get it with some useless tart who gives good head….she’s far more fun to fuck than bitches his age who aren’t appreciative little hookers….if you know what I mean….and if you don’t…you’re an idiot and probably excited about this low concept, low quality, low value, photoshoot she staged washing a car half naked….cuz it is the only thing she knows how to get people to notice her….and I guess it is entertaining…and more girls should take her fucking lead….even if it annoys me.

To See The Rest of the Pics
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Posted in:Courtney Stodden

2012

22

May

Ashley Smith Hot in Elle of the Day

Ashley Smith is a busty gapped tooth model who I am posting because she’s kinda hot….more importantly kinda naked….even more importanlty hiding her tits like some kind of diva cunt who cock teases in her modeling now that she’s made it…in this recent high profile photoshoot….and that kind of behavior makes me mad…so I figured I’d use it as an excuse to POST HER NAKED TITS FOR FASHION ….from when she used to show her tits for fashion….to get noticed in fashion….to get high paying gigs in fashion…for the good life thanks to fashion….tits I appreciate…..

Posted in:Ashley Smith

2012

22

May

Kristen Stewart Pretty Hot in Elle of the DAy

I don’t give a fuck about Kristen Stewart….if anything she annoys me with her fame…because she’s not hot….and more importantly looks inbred…acts inbred….and probably is inbred….at least based on pics I once saw of her father……You see, she attached herself to something fucking huge, and in doing that made lots of money and secured her place in a bullshit industry, leading to never doing the porn she was destined to do that day she found out she loved the video camera back home on the trailer park….

Either way, she did a photoshoot, looked kinda hot in it, and I figured since I’d fuck anything, I might as well endorse imbred bitches who are popular…because lets face it, I got nothing else going on….

Posted in:Kristen Stewart

2012

22

May

stepNEWS of the Day

The stepNEWS is fucking amazing…I don’t care what the haters say…partially cuz I started this site to be hated…but also because I know good content when I see it…and for some reason the only joy I feel comes from local news…and Kumbaya remixes….so here’s the all american greatness….that should depress most of you….

Woman Claims She Was Fired For Being Sexy
A New York woman claims she was fired for the way she looks and dresses.

Caught on Tape: Parents Put Toddler in Washing Machine
A mother and father thought it would be funny to put their toddler in a front loading washing machine at a laundromat, but soon realized that the child was in danger when the door locked and the washer filled with water.

Texas Constable Accused Of Forcing Coworker To Motorboat Her
There’s another development in the X-rated sexual harassment lawsuit against Galveston County’s top female cop. A former reserve deputy has come forward saying Constable Pam Matranga forced him to resign, too.

Paper Cup Blamed For Crash
A paper cup shattered truck’s window and caused the driver to crash. The accident nearly killed someone.

California Strip Clubs Could Be Facing New Taxes
A possible new tax could increase cover charges for Southern California strip clubs, legislators believe that the state could raise $35 million for sexual assault programs.

Dallas High School Fight Caught on Video
11 people were charged in participating in the fight, but the mother of one victim claims it was all in self defense.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2012

22

May

Laura Vandervoort in her Underwear for Esquire of the Day

Lauren Vandervoort is some Canadian actress whose beaver I have never and will never have the opportunity to skin and make into fancy hats for Europeans…..

I don’t know what she’s done in terms of career, but I don’t think it really maters…. CUZ I’VE POSTED HER HOT ASS BEFORE….AND IT IS HOT …..

She’s probably not important, but she is important enough for Esquire and ME IN MY PLACE to partner up together to tag team her into inviting them into her house to take pics of her in her panties…becausee girls will do anything for attention….

A tag team that may not involve HIV or unwanted pregnancy or even herpes…but a tag team nonetheless…

Here are the pics

Here is the video where she talks about hockey and uses it as a metaphor to further pigeonhole all Canadians with these stereotypes we can never live down…..

Posted in:Laura Vandervoort