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2012

08

May

Kim Kardashian Fat for Instagram of the Day

Kim Kardashian posted these pictures on Instagram and I think she may have censored my wonderful captions….because I went back to the pic this morning and they were gone…

I wrote such lovely things like “Fat tits can’t compensate for a fat gut” and “Wow, It is true what they say about horizontal stripes” and shit my favorite “thank god for black men….they’ll eat anything”….but she censored me….she has that power…

At least I have a website no one reads for it to live forever…you see that’s why I hate social networks…my genius gets deleted…never to be found again….and if I die a legend…think of all the gold facebook and its members destroyed like idiots…

Here she is cockteasing….seeing her choked out is hotter than her porn career…..but knowing her jealous sister won’t go through with it…makes it pretty fucking sad….you see I don’t normally get hard for dead girls, I don’t want you thinking I’m weird or anything…I just get excited when the devil is slaughtered, you know it is for the good of all humanity…

No, I don’t like documenting Kim Kardashians’ life, I just anxiously await for it to end….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2012

08

May

Pink’s New Tits of the Day

As you probably know, it is very possible that Pink was born a man. Throughout her career, pre-staging a pregnancy to debunk rumors that she was a man, she was always fucking ripped and disgusting and any man who openly called her hot or addmitted to getting turned on by her, was one I immediately pegged as on the fence about his homo predisposition and into exploring that world with one tranny at a time, and it might as well be a famous bitch with lots of money…

Well, here she is with some tits, that make you wonder if she purchased them as part of her transition, or if they are a result of hormone therapy cuz her husband likes tits along with dick clits and her lack of tit was the reason they divorced before getting back together because she threatened to tell the world thee truth about her gender, only to make him out to be some kind of homo, not something cool in his action sport industry…..or maybe, there is a slight chance she is actually a chick, and having the baby just set off a series of biological things like turning her muscle into fat you want to suck…

Then again, maybe it’s all just photoshop….

More importantly….who fucking cares..before today I just assumed Pink was dead…

Posted in:Pink

2012

08

May

Beyonce’s Fat Mom Ass and Amber Heard’s Tits at the Costume Institute Gala of the Day

Beyonce made the horrible decision to show off her mom body that may not even be a mom body because she may have staged the pregnancy and it is just a fat sloppy body….by wearing a one piece bathing suit under a sheer skirt to the Costume Institute Gala last night….without grasping the simple concept that we don’t even want to see her at the fucking beach dressed like this…you know save the water sports and tanning for the tight body bitches we wanna fuck…unless you’re at a mom aerobics class where you belong with other bitches in the same situation….herding you cows together so we don’t accidently run into you and have it ruin our day….

Luckily. Amber Heard wore a push up bra to make it all seem ok.

A lot of other bitches were in attendence….from Chritina Ricci to who the fuck cares…..but if you do…..then…..follow the below link

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Posted in:Amber Heard|Beyonce

2012

08

May

Siri Crafoord is a Hot Model of the Day

I am into models. I know that in person they are tall freaks with weird looking faces and no tits…but in pictures they are fucking amazing…and based on my lifestyle and the places I go….the only models I see are good enough for 60+ fat chick porn mags…a fringe market that isn’t so lucrative to model in….but you get what I’m saying…and if you don’t it is that my only relationship to a bitch they named an iPhone 4s feature after, is looking at her pics…and as far as I’m concerned that’s good enough, we don’t argue because we don’t know each other, I do’t have to deal with her drama and bullshit cuz all girls are spoiled emotional brats and I get to jerk off to her or as I like to call it….make love to her pictures… whenever I want, and that lack of personal touch works for my autism…hugs and affection stress me out unless it involves me cumming on a whore’s face….

She was born in 1991 – she is Sewedish and she’s spectacular…

Posted in:Siri Crafoord

2012

08

May

Proof Tom Cruise Isn’t Gay of the Day

I think this is pretty solid proof Tom Cruise is not gay.

I mean I’ve heard rumors from people I know, I’m talking private pilots and old fags a like, totally unrelated with details of his gay adventures to montreal….but after looking at this pic, I’m like this 50 year old is so straight, he’s just promoting a Glam Rock movie he’s in, he’s not skinny for Freddy Mercury HIV reasons, even if her was, that’s only the Gay disease in the 80s, plenty of straight Africans and needle sharers in America have it too….and come on there’s a girl with her hands down his pants and he’s not hard…real men don’t get hard in photoshoots…it is unprofessional….unless in Tom Cruises case the photoshoot involves mud wrestling twinks….

Either way, gay or not, this pic of Tom Cruise is bad….and hysterical….especially for any dudes who had Top Gun posters on your bedroom wall growing up….you gang of queers.

Posted in:Tom Cruise

2012

08

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The girls I used to harrass on the phone have stopped responding to me…I think I’ve officially aliented my social network of pussy….It’s an interesting feeling being alone in this world…I mean other than having an obese wife…she doesn’t count cuz I’m sure she’s not actually human….

Here are the morning links…

Meanwhile in Russia
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50 Pictures of Hotties Playing Sports
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Free Cam Shows. Helllloooo!!!
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Cali Logan is Easy on the Eyes
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Fat Cat Versus Cat Door Hahahahahaa – VIDEO
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Mark Wahlberg Really Doesn’t Understand Glass
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Teen Gets Tied Up and Machine Fucked – VIDEO
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10 Actors That Always Play the Same Role
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Posted in:MHD

2012

07

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t think enough hot girls sext me on FACEBOOK …..and the ones who do…may have a penis…or are fat and socially awkward….or are an old man playing with my internet love like it was a sex toy or some RPG game that has no feelings, needs or wants….fuck you internet for the love you don’t give us miserable married people who don’t wanna fuck our wives cuz they are fat…hot girls will never use the internet – they are just too busy being hot girls….

Here are the stepLINKS….

Tan Mom Vs. Snooki: The Case For More Abortions – VIDEO
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WTF of the Day: Lindsay Lohan And Woody Allen Went To Dinner Together….
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Ahhhhhhhh Pole Dancing Hotness
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Classica Subway Ride
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25 of the Hottest Wrestlers
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Carrie Underwood Looks Fucking Hot in Glamour
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Twitter Reacts to Justin Bieber Joining the Money Team
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Maria Menounos Sexy Green Bikini Pictures
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Jessica Szhor Pokies!
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Imogen Thomas Brings the Hotness As Always
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Dead or Alive, Bea Arthur Will Shut You the Fuck Down
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Miss Finland Sara Yasmina Chafak Bikini Candids
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Free Cam Shows, Cause Your Monday Has Probably Been as Shitty as Mine Has
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I Love Seeing Teens Get Themselves Off on Cam
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The 25 Hottest Female Wrestlers Right Now
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Blockbuster Babes Bust Out of Their Bras
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Guess Who’s Boning Tyra Banks
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Now These Are Some Big Old Tits
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50 YEAR OLD VS 21 YEAR OLD
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‘Spring Breakers’ Cast Confessions! Selena Gomez & Costars Open Up & Strip Down for Interview Magazine (PHOTOS)
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Meow, The 39 Lb Cat, Has Died
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Holly Henderson Strip Outdoors
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Jennifer Lopez Upskirt
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Rosa Acosta as a Housewife
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Amanda Righetti is One Hot Red Head
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Layla Ko is One Sexy Asian
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Check Out the Zombie Run In Massachusetts
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Big Toy For a Small Slut
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When The Checks Stop… Losses On Oprah’s OWN Network Approach $330 Milli!!!
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How About Some Dutch Teen Lesbians
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30 Athletes Giving the FInger
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Nathalia Ramos Sweet 19 Year Old Bouncy Tits On The Beach
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How Fucked Up Are The Chinese
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Bieber Pretending to be Straight Broke Records
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Sofia Vergara GQ Mexico Hotness
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Taxi Driver in Russian Pot Hole
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UK Prime Minister Wants To Block All Your Porn
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Jaydan Cole is Getting Herself Off
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Marloes Horst – Victoria’s Secret Photoshoots 2012
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Gotta Love a Babe in a Sexy Summer Dress
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St. Barts: Gracie Carvalho – Victoria’s Secret Bikini Photoshoot
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Sorry, But Guys Shouldn’t Pole Dance – VIDEO
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Product Testing: BOOBIES!s
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Well Hello Kristyn K
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When Sure Girls Fail
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Jesus Christ, They Are Making Another Die Hard?
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Rihanna Pissed Off Everybody at SNL
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Olivia Wilde Vs. Emma Stone: It’s A Blond Off!
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Chinese Classroom Slap Prank
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The Catalina. Bring On The Sluts!
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Jessica Alba Pretends She’s Mexican – Which is a Nice Change for her Mexican Ass That Used to Pretend it Was White….
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Shakira is Worth A Lot of Money
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Nutcase Flipping With Guns
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Petra Nemcova’s Awesome Tits
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Ashley Tisdale Face
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Ashley Tisdale Hiding her Face in Tight Pants
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Stacy Keibler’s Legs often referred to as Clooney’s Scarf
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Amy Childs is an Ugly Aubrey O’Day
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Amber Heard isn’t so Glam
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Gwyneth Paltrow – Sheer Top
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Michelle Trachtenberg – Corset
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Lohan Looks Fucking Homeless
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Paris Hilton Looks Fucking Homeless
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Karolina Kurkova Legs
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Theodora Richards Naked in 2007
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Webcam Star of the Day
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Close Up Mastubating Hot Chick
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Jail Fuck
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The Squirtinator is a Hero –
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A Girl and a Fuck Machine
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Hot Skinny Teen Undressing
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Solid Collection of Porn Vids
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More Porn Vids
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Hot Amateur Chick Rubs Herself.
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Even More Porn Vis….
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Hot pussy – usually young and looking for a dollar – I spend my night watching
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

07

May

Taylor Momsen’s Panty Flash of the Day

Taylor Momsen turned 18 and is uninteresting to more than just the pedophiles….she’s uninteresting to me and I’ve banged 16 year olds and hated it…thus well aware that my creepiness doesn’t extend to that world….it is legal here…..and I dont’ even bother with it…cuz 16 year olds are fucking annoying and retarded and fucking them means talking to them 98 percent of the time…otherwise it is just rape…

That said, she’s uninteresting because she’s doing the same stunts she was doing when she was underage, panty flashes and bullshit, and as far as I’m concerned, rock and roll spoiled rich cunts are supposed to evolve in their hustle, especially when their best friend is a huge porn star….step your fucking game up and squirt on stage you 18 year old piece of garbage mocking us with your panties like we’re fucking 12….fuck you. die.


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Posted in:Taylor Momsen

2012

07

May

Vanessa Hudgens, Selena Gomez and Ashley Benson Spring Breakers in Interview Magazine of the Day

I think the Springbreakers is going to be my favorite movie of all time….but that could just be their marketing brain washing me with bikinis on young bodies being rebellious…..you know from papaprazzi pics to magazine spreads….I can’t help but get hooked on it….I’m such a consumer like that….throw some titties at me and I’m yours….girls….I’m talking to you…..

Posted in:Ashley Benson|Selena Gomez|Vanessa Hudgens

2012

07

May

Kelly Brook Lingerie for Entrevue France May 2012 of the Day

Kelly Brook in in Lingerie for Entrevue Magazine, which is some shit from France that I would have expected would be more erotic, because I used to watch TV from france many years ago and shit was filled with nipple and bush, so were their magazines…and it’s not like Kelly Brook is thee kind of bitch who doesn’t get naked, she’s always fucking naked….but based this set, I think it is safe to say she wasn’t at her fittest…she’s hit or miss…swollen up and fat or not….but one thing is consistent that we can count on….her big fucking tits….they are all she’s good for….

Posted in:Kelly Brook