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2022

25

Nov

Kate Beckinsale Nipple of the Day

Vampire Kate Beckinsale who has committed herself to not aging by either being an actual vampire from vampire bloodlines, if that’s actually real, or by being a clone that gets replaced every few years when the other one starts to fall apart, or she’s a fem-bot who gets upgraded when it starts to develop consciousness, or when the hardware starts to rust out, or she’s just a rich kid, who has made her own money being an actress, who does all the right procedures, gets all the sleep, takes all the supplements because she puts importance on being hot and jerked off, when not being fucked by Pete Davidson….

I guess it doesn’t matter, because she put up a video of what looks like her nipple in a dress, rocking fishnets and boots, and it’s pretty much the story of they fucking week, maybe the month, and it’s something her fans should be thankful for and not becasue Thanksgiving is still upon us but because she’s still worth jerking off to…and that’s fucking rare since she’s old as shit.

Point of the story, she’s crowning her cat, but I know you’d like to be crowning her pussy…..or licking her crowning pussy….you know these old chicks have all the experience and all the pussy circus tricks you’d want or need.

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2022

25

Nov

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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As a simple minded man, the highlight of the week for me is the On/Off post because clothing fucking lies and the whole stripping down out of clothing to show us what you’re actually hiding like the suspicious clothed bitch you are makes me happy….

As a truth seeker, the voluntary strip search to make sure that I am not falling into the trap of modern fashion design, modern fashion fabrics, that make asses look round, pussies look fat, titties look full and wonderful….all to find that bitch who looks better naked than clothed which does exist and which is arguably all of them cuz clothing is REPRESSIVE, OPPRESSIVE, or whatever other big word motherfuckers use to cry outrage due to the injustices of the world…

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2022

25

Nov

Kaili Thorne Pot Head with No Panties On Of the Day

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Here’s a uplifting Thanksgiving post that celebrates all the great things you are grateful or thankful for, like family that brings you the last name you can market to your audience for some subscribers that help pay the pills, thankful for the pantyhose that you can potentially see the pussy through, thankful for the weird photoshoot, the bong, the facial expressions that look like she’s going to cry….it’s just all so erotic and uplifting.

I am not against any of those things, I mean girls crying, to hitting the bong, to being half naked, to having their tits out, it’s just not very thanksgivng at all…but in these modern sad sex worker times…where everyone is a pervert, exhibitionist, amateur porn producer and sad from all the anti-depressants they are on…MAYBE IT IS….

So this the makings of a modern day thanksgiving movie….maybe Bella can put it together through her development deal with whatever studio she has that development deal with…

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2022

25

Nov

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Gone Fishin’….

It’s the day after Thanksgiving….Black Friday if you will, but instead of buying bullshit you don’t need for the same price it is the rest of the year…only they put signs out that make it look like prices of slashed so morons can get overly excited about a new TV, or a new Appliance, or some other bullshit….they’ll even brawl over it….

So as the day after Thanksgiving…..you shouldn’t be on the computer….you should have Gone Fishin’….but if you are on the computer here’s a good substitute for actual fishing, even if you can’t shove your dick in it while it gasps for water when you have it up in the air…you sick fuck.

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2022

25

Nov

Lottie Moss Slutty of the Day

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I’ve been a Kate Moss fan since the 90s, I just liked her attitude and her consistent use of her tits, plus I liked how the media was always so mad at how skinny she was, being the whole face and body of Heroin Chic that other models like Jamie King who was and still is an opiate fiend, even her photographer boyfriend at the time died from an overdose….

I don’t really see Kate Moss in Lottie Moss, but I would watch that video if it existed….they have the same dad, same last name, and that’s enough association for the world who likes people affiliated with any level of fame…..

I don’t know if Kate Moss and Lottie have ever even met, but if I was Lottie, I’d run that name into the ground as hard as I could for access to ANYTHING I could get from the groupie fucks out there.

I mean why let Kate be the only Moss to benefit from her barely hard work, I mean modelling is a fucking joke….and they get paid so much…

Now, Lottie’s approach was reality show, influencer, some modeling, before realizing their was more money in exclusive titty content, so in a porn world where everyone is a porn star in their own right, that’s probably the smarter hustle, and it’s probably isn’t all that much more soulless since you’re your own boss, while the Fashion industry means sucking a lot of annoying try hard, rich, luxurious, pervert dick to exist….they are monsters, just look at Kanye and Kim’s Balenciaga, owned by Salma Hayek’s family, scandal….because all these FALSE idols are fucking demons, no matter how hard they praise or God….cuz they’re talking about the OTHER guy…..

Here she is in some swimsuit shit by the pool being fashionable and resort-like.

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2022

25

Nov

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Granny panties may be marketed as the boring, more uptight, relationship panty of fat girls on their periods…..because that’s how you sell hotter panties to sluttier women when you launch a cultural shift in humanity by making everyone sex obsessed perverts…it didn”t happen overnight, we weren’t all jerking off to tranny porn looking for something edgy because our dicks were so desensitized to regular porn, and we weren’t all building our own cunts out of our dicks to feel what it’s like to be a girl in porn, there was a build up to that degeneracy…..and I think it happened when they decided the full back panty, which 99 percent of men were fine with since they were panties that girls were in. We were simple back then…..a hard nipple in a t-shirt could be enough to get us off…

Most of us didn’t subscribe to granny panties being seen as some sort of embarrassment, because clearly FULL BAcK PANTIES can be hot…so here’s a shout out post to the girls who are bringing Granny panties back into the panty cycle like it was the 90s….even if they are being ironic about it.

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2022

25

Nov

Sahara Ray Still Brings It of the Day

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I feel like I did a Sahara Ray post a few days ago because I forgot she existed despite her being one of the early big titty models on instaagram, because she was pulling her tits out in hipster phootshoots for fun before instagram was really a thing, it’s basically like she was one of the first big titty girls to the game and people like Em Rata stole her fucking glory, but that doesn’t mean she didn’t get paid, or still doesn’t get paid, she just does it in different ways…..from a bikini line before mooch Em Rata copied her again with her own bikini line, to OnlyFans, something Em Rata will never do because she’s a high end set of tits on the internet with a book about feminism and everything…..

SO yeah, Sahara Ray forgotten but never REALLY forgotten, especially when she brings videos like this….which for the record are very fun and a great way to sell bikinis.

I am a fan.

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2022

25

Nov

Feminist Friday of the Day

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Feminism may be the fall of society. Designed to brainwash women into hating the traditional family life, but rather to celebrate working for things they don’t need, or more interestingly, sexualizing themselves to men they hate, in efforts to get paid for things they don’t need, which means we get to see all their promotional material and slutty content as they look for a sucker to fill their empty existence filled with stuff.

These girls who have gone braless may not be feminists, but the hive mind has probably told them that feminism is the answer to why they post hot racy braless pics on the internet, it is fun and empowering, or some other bullshit and WHO are we to judge, I’m just here for the pictures, all that other bullshit is just noise and what looks like an empty miserable life that doesn’t really speak to how we are genetically wired to keep our species alive from the outside, is a giant who gives a fuck, I don’t know these people care about these people and am more of a SEND NUDES motherfukcer….

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2022

25

Nov

Maddie Petsch in her Underwear of the Day

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Maddie Petsch was the hottest thing on Riverdale, which was a dumb fucking show that had a strong enough first season, but that went bootleg real fucking fast. It could still be on TV and if it is, she is likely still the hottest one on the show, which isn’t saying all that much, since she’s up against a big blonde bitch with a belly, and a neckless Veronica who has been looking better than she did on the show, but who is still not quite where she needs to be.

They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but you can objectively say this one was the hottest thing the show had to offer….

If you miss Riverdale ore need more Riverdale, you can tune into that Tim Burton directed WEDNESDAY, which I accidentally saw an episode of and that is basically Tim Burton’s take on Riverdale with acting and story that is equally as shit. I was shocked to find out it wasn’t a MADE IN CANADA bootleg series because it’s that terrible.

I prefer to get my Riverdale Fix when their hottest talent gets into underwear modelling.

There is life outside of Riverdale, but I am sure everyone involved in the show hates having been a part of the show, other than the celebrity it brought them, so they probably prefer you looking at their tits as a diversion when they rebrand themselves.

Posted in:Madelaine Petsch

2022

25

Nov

Fight Over a Chair Ends Bad and Other stepNEWS of the Day

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One Man’s Take on the World Cup

Uber Driver Sprayed and Stabbed

Gay Fight on the No Jumper Podcast….People who jerk off to No Jumper Podcast Host Fucking is Porn Girlfriend and their Guests are Fuckign Fags…..clearly so is the guy throwing punches on his podcast….FAKE AND GAY

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