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Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day
Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day
Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day
Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day
Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day
Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day
Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day
Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day
Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day
Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2012

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May

Emily Ratajkowski Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowski is amazing…..

Kate Upon may get all the attention on deservingly thanks to her sloppy body that is just waiting to Anna Nicole Smith on her…..while this bitch Emily Rata-who fucking cares about her weird Jewish Polish Eastern European name, just look at her fucking body…..is the 19 year old ass and titties I am lookin’ out for….and unlike Kate Upton and her photoshopped nipples that must be big and weird nipples….cuz why else would she photoshop them out….you know cuz they are prepared to be the obesity she will become…while this Emily Rata bitch already gets naked in pictures and she’s spectacular in both her amazing pussy and the rest of her…..look out for this one…she’s who matters…and here she is modeling bikinis….unfortunately not on my penis….

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2012

01

May

Kate Upton Boring in a Bra with Her Nippes Photoshopped Out of the Day

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Like all dudes who once had a concept that got them noticed….even if it wasn’t all that great of a concept….or even an original concept…but a concept that involved hipster model bitches naked in the 90s being all wild and crazy….you know like some kind of documentarian documenting the wild and crazy life of hot, rich, young New Yorkers… that annoyed me but was at least more interesting to look at….who go corporate….the titties and the nipples and the vagina lips being spread into a puppet get traded in for photoshopping the nipples out of pictures of the most overrated tits in the industry….cuz surprise surprise…dudes like tits and make the girls with tits prosper….sorry breast cancer survivors 🙁

Here’s Kate Upton boring as fuck….as boring as a Victoria’s Secret catalog shoot….all while wearing a bra….a concept you probably will have a hard time grasping…how can it be possible….you know cuz she has big tits bro….

Here’s the video….

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2012

01

May

LeAnn Rimes Still in a Bikini of the Day

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LeAnn Rime on her romantic getaway….with the husband she stole from another woman…you know fucking the Jesus off his dick with her strongman vagina muscles while flexing the rest of her assless muscles….because Christians who denounce christianity are fucking weird…like this tormented Jesus girl I used to fuck…who could only cum if we played church music and I dressed like the virgin mary….good thing making girls cum has never been my thing…cuz after doing it once…I had enough with her mentally abused, brainwashed, weirdness….something LeAnn Rimes husband probably can’t keep up with but sure as hell tries….nymphos making up for lost time are stressful as hell for dudes you know….we aren’t fucking machines….literally.

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2012

01

May

Sofia Vergara’s Nipples for GQ Mexico of the Day

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Leave it up to the Mexicans to deliver the fucking goods despite being marginalized for generations by the fat americans we cleean up after…. and it is not even Cinco de Mayo yet….

I mean I don’t think Sofia Vergara has shown her nipples in public in years, you know since she was sucking producer dick / using her Colombian connections to get onto a hit TV show….but the Mexican office of GQ changed that…they said fuck it, soon she’ll be too old to wanna fuck, let’s use these titties like they were on a spring break trip…cuz Mexicans, despite what you racists think, just get it….

Shit…this kind of thing makes me proud to be on of many JESUS MARTINEZ

Here are the pics…MEXICO POWER!

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2012

01

May

Angela Lindvall Nipples for Harper’s Bazaar Turkey of the DAy

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Angela Lindvall is a model and I have posted her TITTIES BEFORE …..and I’m doing it again…not because I have any feelings towards her other than liking any bitch who shows her tits for money and career advancement….or because I find these pics all that hot….I’m doing it cuz I have obsessive compulsive disorder and I post 90 percent of pictures I see in fashion magazines of nipples because when advertisers say “you’re a porn site”….I say “all my porn is from fashion magazines, thus I’m a fashion site, Where’s my private jet filled with models on its way to Paris”….unfortunately I don’t have advertisers….but I’m planning for a brighter tomorrow cocksucker….Here’s Angela Lansbury Lindvall’s tits for Turkey….in a magazine photoshoot the Arabs in Turkey are really proud of….but would be more into if she was wearing a bedsheet…

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2012

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May

Sara Jean Underwood Modeling Bikinis and Costumes of the Day

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I appreciate when Sara Jean Underwood does….sure I PREFER LOOKING AT HER NAKED PUSSY ….I’m a purist and figure that’s where she belongs and that is what she’s meant to be doing…this attempt at mainstream, although a logical move for more money and longivity, especially when targetting virgin losers makes sense, they are loyal, I get it….but bitch was better off getting naked for attention……

Here she is in a photoshoot that my sources say is from 2012, despite looking like some low budget trash from the 90s, you know like the opening pics to a porn photogallery, where she ends up fisting herself til she squirts, the kind of photoshoot only someone serious about her career as a mainstream TV personality would do…..because modeling bikinis for 20,000 dollars or less just makes sense….

I’m all for girls being in bikinis and getting their money’s worth out of her fake tits, but this Sara Jean is sending me mixed messages yo….

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2012

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May

Phoebe Price Modeling Bikinis of the Day

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Phoebe Price posted these pictures of her modeling bathing suits for some Italian swimwear line yesterday and I couldn’t help but laugh….I mean what kind of sorry fucking company would use a bitch like Phoebe Price as a spokesperson for shit…I mean she’s a struggling spokesperson for herself…and squeezing her tired, useles, old body into a bathing suit, just makes the bitch look like a clown on her way to a Frat birthday party as some mean joke and not somethng anyone buying slutty, trashy bikinis that look suited for retired stripprs, would wanna look at….but I guess Phoebe Price has consistently been a joke….and here’s just an extension of that…..

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2012

01

May

Ashley Tisdale and Kayley Cuoco Nude in Allure of the DAy

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I already posted SOME OF THE ALLURE NUDE PICS FROM LAST MONTH’S ISSUE and forgotten about it….but that was before seeing these photoshopped pics of Ashley Tisdale and Kayley Cuoco who are showing a little nudity, strategic nudity, but nudity none the less….Maybe it is their way of saying they are wild and crazy….maybe Tisdale figures showing some ass crack will put her in the same league as her partner who has outgrown her by growing out her pubic hair, releasing nudes and getting consistent work…Vanessa Hudgens…..and maybe Cuoco is doing it to show us what killed John Ritter…or what is actually behind her being the hot girl on a nerd show….and what it comes down to is that it doesn’t fucking matter…they are naked and here are the pics they might as well be wearing clothes in….


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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Kayley Cuoco

2012

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May

Monica Bellucci Big Titties in Vanity Fair Italy of the Day

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I really don’t give a fuck about Monica Bellucci or her big Italian titties…..sure I’ve posted PICS OF HER GRABBING HER NAKED TITS before….and I appreciated her titty size and volume….but she’s fucking old…and unless you were one of those die hards who was into her in the 90s…I don’t see why you’d care to see her in a corset trying to give herself anything but a menopausal middle aged girl body….by exploiting her tits….oh right….you care cuz of her tits… you pervert.

Here she is in Vanity Fair Italy staying relevant

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2012

01

May

Julia Välimäki In Some Nude Photoshoot of the Day

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Julia Välimäki is a model from Finland and she’s showing some pubic hair in some photoshoot I don’t have a date on because I was too busy trying to spell her fucking name….

I find this kind of modeling inspiring, you know because it reminds me that not only dirty whore strippers get naked….but hot girls get naked too….sometimes they are a little more shy….or embarrassed or classy about it….and you have to really be strategic to see it…like getting a gig as a fire alarm inspector at her condo building for the annual check to see if the fire alarm works where you install cameras to watch her….a feat that could take a year or two of planning…but as we all know nothing in life is easy….not even seeing girls you stalk naked….but with hard word and perserverence comes reward…..a reward that bitches like this Julia “Immigrant Name I Can’t Spell”….give out for free….Thanks for sharing….

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