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2012

27

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

There is officially not much worst than getting a stranger’s shit all over your hand when leaving a public washroom….other than finding out the sink is broken and you can’t wash the shit off, but instead get to walk around wondering what kind of person made the shit, what did he eat, did he have parasites or aids and why the fuck is shit on my fucking hand…..

That was what I learned today…..it is something a hangover just doesn’t cure…..

Here is the my own kind of dump….that is not on my finger.

Now THAT’S What I Call Pole Dancing
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20 Women Who Need Jobs in Sports
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Free Cam Shows, Oh Happy Friday
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Brianne Has One Hot Ass
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Pizza Hut Wants to Murder Your Stomach
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Miley Cyrus is Full of Shit
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Live Web Cam Sluts. Get to Know Them
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She’s Fucking Herself With a Banana – VIDEO
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10 Ways John Cusack Can Get His Swag Back Hint: The Raven? Not helping.
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2012

26

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Some idiot is trying to sue me over a TWEET ON TWITTER ….and it is hilarious because what I wrote about them was true…he never paid me for traffic….he tricked me into geting….but more importantly it is hilarious cuz he is someone you would assume had balls and could deal with being outted on TWITTER ….the internet has become a place for whining babies…there were days when slander was anonymous and awesome….now everyone screams “bully”….end of an era….


Stephanie Seymour Blowjob Face……
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Ke$ha Took a Piss on the Street and Here is the Photo + and Additional Video
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20 Ladies ESPN Needs
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Live Cam Shows, Take a Peek
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News Anchor Fail Compilation
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Her Name is Sarah Gadon and I Want to Fuck Her
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This Cleavage is Ridiculous.
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Gallery: The 15 Best Robbery Disguises In Movies
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Amy Childs’ Cleavage Did Something or Something
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Jeri Lee is the Stuff Dreams ARe Made Of
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This Slut Rode a Motorbike Naked. Nice.
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Adriana Lima Gets Leggy
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Free Cam Shows Make Life a Whole Lot Better
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Hottie Rubs One Out in the Bathroom
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20 Ladies ESPN Could Get to Replace Michelle Beadle
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Taylor Momsen on Stage Upskirt
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Blame Hologram Tupac For All the Upcoming Nonsense in the Music Industry
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Cameron Diaz, Cause It’s a Slow Day
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1 Girl Versus 100 Horny Dudes
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Not the Best Drunk Driver – VIDEO
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Overexposed! Stephanie Seymour Bares Breasts In See-Through Dress (PHOTOS)
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Bitch Fights on the Learning Channel? Sure, Why Not
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Black and White Nudes of Julie Anderson
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Nude Yoga with Sara Jean Underwood
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Dominique Chinn Has One Fat Ass
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Tara Reid has a career? LOL!
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Melanie Rios Shows Off Her Booty
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Arizona State University’s Undie Run
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Jaime Hammer is Easy on the Eyes
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Behind The Scenes Of Beyonce Most Beautiful “People Magazine� Cover Shoot [Video]
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Sativa Rose and Celeste Star Get It On
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Some Super Sexy Youtube Gag Videos
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Jo and Mya Horny and Naughty
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Kate Upton’s Bazaar Photoshoot – VIDEO
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I Love a Babe in Skin Tight Jeans
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Jamie Chung @ 2012 Tribeca Film Festival – “Knife Fight” Premiere
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Asley is One Hot Teen Slut
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Jayde Nicole’s Star Upskirt Moment
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Dude Loses His Own Hot Air Balloon Hahahah WTF
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Jack Nicholson: The complete hookup history
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Lindsay Lohan’s Father is Fighting Her Battles
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Multi Tasking Street Musician
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The Most Amazing Sports Fan Animals.
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Stephanie Seymour Shows Off Her Tits In See Through Dress
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Minka Kelly Will Feed The World’s Poor With Her Big Tits
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Jennifer Lopez Looks Like A Fucking Clown
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Tom Cruise’s Daughter, Isabella Likes Getting Fucked In The Ghetto
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Worst Baseball Fans Ever?
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A Million Hoodie March For Matthew Owens? Negro Please!
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Pizza Hut’s New Way to Make People Fat
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The Most Insane Sports Fan Videos
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From the stepFORUM!
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ALi Lohan Hard Nipples
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Maria Fowler Hot Fucking Legs
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Fergie Has Some Weird Shit Going On With her Vagina
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Mila Kunis in Some Cosmo Outtakes
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Jessica Jame Clement Braless Titty Dress
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Selena Gomez Looks 12 in Some Photoshoot
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Monika Pietrasinska in a Lupo Swimwear Shoot
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Lindsay Lohan in Car With Pimp
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Some stepSMUT! You Perverts!
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Today’s Amazing Porno Link Dump
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Outdoor Public Sex!
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Jayde Nicole Naked
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Beach Blowjob
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Lesbians!
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Asians in Locker Room
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Webcam Star of the Day
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These girls are amazing
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2012

26

Apr

Kesha Peeing in the Street Twitpic for Attention of the Day

Kesha…who goes by the name Ke$ha…but who should go by the name “Too Fat to Be Famous”….posted a faceless pic of her or really anyone peeing in public…

This cry for attention….which can just be added to the rest of Kesha’s cries for attention that are pretty much the only reason she has a bit of a career…I mean other than being best friends with Katy Perry, who pretty much said “OMG, Look how easy it is to sell records and make millions, I’ll bring you up with me, but not let you be as big as me, cuz I sucked more dick strategically to get here, while you were just sucking everyone’s dick to suck dick”…..

But being the bottom feeding cunt she is….always second rate….her peening in publics…has nothing on Jaime Pressly when she was peeing in public in 2009.

Here’s Kesha’s shit attempt….

Posted in:Ke$ha|Kesha

2012

26

Apr

Candice Swanepoel’s Boring Bikini Photoshoot Pics from Behind of the Day

I hate the repetitive….bullshit…boring…standard…tried, tested and true….photoshopped…expected….Victoria’s Secret catalog shots….

It doesn’t matter way model is in them, or how half naked they are…because I know they will be safe, and played out….no hard nipple, no pussy lip….cuz Victoria’s Secret must protect the brand….

Knowing they have so much power over this bitch….and all their bitches…that they could get them fisting themselves if they wanted…but don’t…is just fucking frustrating and I am reminded of this everytime I see these pics….

But the reality is, I don’t mind staring at Candice Swanepoel’s ass in her bikini even if it is under such stressful situations…like in such shit pics…wasting her talent…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2012

26

Apr

J.Lo’s Fat ass in Gold Pants of the Day

The thing that amazes me abou J.Lo….you know being a rational human who has no interest in 40 year old Divas who pulled off a great scam and had great timing in what I call a dark time for America…is that people still talk about her like she matters…and not just that she matters…but that she’s hot and her ass is rocking or some shit….like she’s not a 40 year old mom of twins with a bad attitude who has been given too much….

You see cuz I just assumed her only fans were the millions of latino women who were only doing it cuz they are loyal…and maybe a few black guys who like fat sloppy ass…but that’s not reality….people are into this and that fucks with my head….and needs to be stopped….there is nothing good about J.Lo…she’s all bad.

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2012

26

Apr

Adriana Lima’s Pregnant Belly Button in a Tight Dress of the Day

The one thing worse than a pregnant lingerie model is pictures of a pregnant lingerie model….you see cuz I like my lingerie models, like Adriana Lima, best when they pretended to be millionaire virgins cuz the catholic church that brain washed them in Brazil as children insist that’s the right way…

The same catholic church that bred all the trannies exported to American tranny porn from brazil….

The same catholic church responsible for the high Aids rate in Brazil….cuz everyone’s doing anal unprotected…screwed up in the messages of the pope about virginity and contraception….

So looking at Adriana Lima’s pregnant belly button thru her dress depresses me, the end of an era round 2, even though she’ll bounce back…but her vagina will never be the same…and that is unfortunate…thank god for the new blood….

Here’s the close-up:

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2012

26

Apr

Christina Milian’s See Thru Dress of the Day

Christina Milian is a mom who annoys me….only because I was forced to watch The Voice the other day…that’s what trying to get laid does to you…it makes you weak and challenges you in ways you’d rather no be challenged….like staring at Christina Aguilera’s fat chick tits….or trying to figure out what Christina Milian’s gig on the show is….because she is their social network expert….telling them they are trending on twittter because I guess a lot of other dudes, like me, were trying to get laid…or please the woman they stupidly married thinking things would be good….

Well she wore a see through dress, I can’t figured it out….where are her nipples, does she have nipples? Did her baby chew them off, is this a black thing, is she black, was she attacked by a crow? I hear crows have good memories and seek revenge? I just don’t know….but I do see cleavage so some effort went into this…effort I’ll recognize….

Here’s the close-up:

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2012

26

Apr

Kim Kardashian Topless Pic That Isn’t Kim Kardashian of the Day

There’s a picture going around that has been emailed me to at leeast once today…..the claim is that it is Kim Kardashian before she got her tits done……and as I’m looking at that pic, I’m thinking there is no way that is Kim Kardashian….if anything it is just some other brown monster of a bitch, possibly an Armenian, with little shitty tits that make everyone who fuck her question their sexuality when done with her…..or worse…when waking up next to her and not remembering how you ended up in her cave…unable to see if she has a cock or not cuz she has pants on….putting you in an awkward place of “if i reach over, cock on not, it’ll wanna fuck again”……

If you want to see Kim Kardashian’s tits in 2007 – Here:

Shes a fat chick who just carries her weight in her tits and ass and pussy lip and under her SPANX, I doubt she has implants….but she is a pornstar, so it is possible, I just doubt this pic is her….

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2012

26

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the stepNEWS I love more than I love you…you see cuz you complain about it, yet I still post it, asshole.

This shit is genius.

Woman Confuses Gas Pedal For Brakes, Crashes Into Dominos
A New York woman thought the gas pedal was the brake and crashed into a Domino’s store.

Girl Spills Yogurt on President Obama
A Colorado college student had a yogurt mishap with President Obama, who had a sense of humor about the whole ordeal.

Amazing College Football Front Flip Play
At a practice scrimmage Lincoln University in Missouri running back Martee Tenner takes a pass from the backfield, sizes up an oncoming defender, doing a front flip over him, and keeps running without breaking his stride.

Couple Calls 911 For Dog, Gets A Fine
A Missouri couple is in trouble today after they phoned 911 to save their dog. Randy Lakey’s Great Dane, Oreo, stood six feet four inches tall on its hind legs. When the dog collapsed all the couple could think to do was call 911 for help. Police then dropped off a summon to the couple’s home for filing a false 911 report.

Massachusetts Janitor Arrested For Recording Female In School Restroom
A janitor at a Fall River elementary school was arrested on Wednesday for allegedly using his cell phone to record a fellow female school employee using the restroom.

Student Banned From Prom For Confederate Flag Dress
A Tennessee high school student was turned away from her prom because her prom dress resembled the Confederate Flag.
http://www.redlasso.com/featured/student-banned-from-prom-for-confederate-flag-dress/

NJ Cop Arrested For Attempting To Lure Underage Girl
Steven Vigorito, a New Jersey police officer, was arrested for attempting to lure an underage girl, engaging in lewd text conversations and an attempted meeting.

“Gas Rage” Man Goes On Tirade
A man outraged at the price of gas went on a rampage over the price of fuel in Massachusetts.

Florida Woman Diagnosed With Cancer, Really Had Fuit Pit in Lungs
A Florida woman that inhaled a seed in 1984 and 28 years coughed up fruit after being misdiagnosed with cancer.

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2012

26

Apr

Minka Kelly Awesome Tits of the Day

The biggest issue with Minka Kelly as a person is that she has herpes….Whether they dripped onto her pussy from John Mayer, Derek Jeter, or her current boyfriend Wilmer Valderama….all perverts who have fucked every dirty slut with herpes combined….from Paris Hilton to Lindsay Lohan to who the fuck cares……because with tits like this…her STDs don’t fucking matter…in fact based on the fact that we will never fuck this bitch….or even meet this bitch in our life times…her herpes don’t fucking exist…and even if I did have the chance to fuck with her….her herpes wouldn’t fucking exist….cuz my herpes would eat them….in a herpes fight to the death that would cancel out both our herpes….making us billionaires by finding a cure to the shit….no that that would happen, but pictures of her big fucking titties happened ….and that’s good enough for me.

Here is a closeup

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