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2012

30

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It is not a hangover if you wake up feeling amazing, like you can take over the world if you wanted but would rather not cuz you can’t bothered cuz you know you’re just that good and don’t need billions or model pussy to prove it…….It means you’re still drunk….I’

This Girl is Dressed as the Hat From the Cat in the Hat, Which Doesn’t Sound Funny, But I Assure You It Is – VIDEO
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The Most Insane Sports Fan Videos
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Free Cam Shows. Gotta Love That Shit
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Krissy is Oh So Sweet
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How To: Win at Parenting – VIDEO
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Chris Brown’s Selling Pit Bulls Online Now. Oh Good.
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Live Web Cam Sluts. Hello!
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Cute Amateur Rubs One Out and We Get to Watch – VIDEO
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10 Horrible Tales of College Hazing
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2012

27

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve been drinking and I am in a hate fucking mood…so I’ve been sending dirty fucking mean spirited messages to bitches I hate but want to fuck….and to bitches I’ve fucked and want to hate…..

I already got in one drunken fight with a girl on a bike and got up in her face called her a dirty fucking whore to her face…felt good to have that human touch – you know to see an actual response cuz I call girls whores all day but never get the satisfaction of that look of shame and disgust on their face….

It’s gonna be a good weekend I may not live through, but if things stick to how they’ve been tonight, at least I know I’ll put up a good fight….

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Here’s some stepLINKS while I break hearts….

How the Fuck Are Kim Kardashian & Lindsay Lohan Are Invited To The White House?
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Charlize Theron, I Love You
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Live Web Cam Sluts. The Weekend Has Never Lookied This Promising
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Tara Beaulieu is a Hot Lohan Replacement
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Hot Bitches Playing SPorts
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Greedy Hamster is the Best Video Today
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Natalia Vodianova Not SHowing Her Nipples
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Drummer With No Hands
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10 Ways “Family Guy Online” Will Bring Quahog To Real Life
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Amy Childs Busted Out Her Curves
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Emma Roberts is Sheer
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Christine is a Slutty/Trashy School Girl and I Love It
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Victoria Justice Was Looking Hot at Sundance
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Free Cam Shows, Nuff Said
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Girlfriend Turns Herself into a Slutty Birthday Cake
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50 Pictures of Hotties Playing Sports
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Granny Spoons Will Shut You Down – VIDEO
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Former Playmate of the Year Jayde Nicole Upskirt
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Remembering Pippa Middleton’s Ass at the Royal Wedding one Year Later
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Nothing Like a Bizarre White Trash Slut Pissing All Over Herself To Help End Off the Weel, Yeah? – VIDEO
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Way to Work That Pole, Slut – VIDEO
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Will Ferrell Returns to ‘Saturday Night Live’: See His Top 5 ‘SNL’ Moments (VIDEOS)
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Tessa Fowler is Sext in the Kitchen
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Mischa Barton, Why Not?
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Ebony and Laylani got Juicy Butts
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Hahahahahaha Kim Kardashian Sucks
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Steven Seagal Tried to Get a Refund
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Dirty Slut Gets Clean in the Bath
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KFC Forced To Pay $8.35 Million To Family Of Girl Gone Brain Dead From Chicken Snack Wrap!
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Faye Reagan and Kiara Diane Yoga Pussies
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Top 5: Dylan Ryder Videos From Pornhub
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Beautiful Twistys Babe Jenny Lee finger fucks herself
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Cyber Girl Chelsea Loraine’s Sexy Shoot
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I Love Babes That Are Cute and Casual
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Kate Moss is Modeling Again and Looking Alright
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Gotta Love a Red Head Babe
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Jessica Alba Takes Care Of Business
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Ambra Has a Hot Body, Not Sure About Her Face Tho
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Taylor Swift Got a Boob Job or a Victoria’s Secret Bra
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Miranda Kerr’s New Lingerie Photos Will Induce Yet Another Drool-Fest
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Funniest Photobombs in Sports
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Do you Think These Bikini Bodies are Better with Age
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Hot College Girl Named Courtney Sheber In Her Bikini I want to Fuck Off Her
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29 Accidental Sexual Logos
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I Would Fuck THis Pics of Kristen Stewart
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A Cool Cop
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Oh, STFU Hilary Duff!
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Miley Cyrus Little Tittie Downblouse
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Michelle Hunziker Wet And Tiny Bikini Pics
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Drunken Wake-UP Call
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24 Inappropriate Church Signs
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Curvy Sports Pussy
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Giada De Laurentiis Cleavage in Health
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More J.Lo Huge Ass
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Mila Kunis Gols Shorts
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Julieta Cajg aka Cayetina – in SH Maagazine
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Victoria Beckham Hot Tits
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Nina Dobrev Eating
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Camila Tavares – GQ – Turkey
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THE PORN FORUM WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE
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Today’s Amazing Porn Links on a Site of Their Own….
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Girl On Girl 69!
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Throwback the Elizabeth Berkley Edition!
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Hot Fucking Naked Fucking Pussy I want to Naked Fuck
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2012

27

Apr

Elsa Hosk Titties in Some Hot Photoshoot of the Day

I have posted ELSA HOSK TITTIES before….and I liked them…

She’s a Swedish 23 year old who knows and understands the importance of showing her tits to the world in photos because it is better than working at Ikea…..or Volvo….or whatever the fuck else those meatball eating skinny Swedes do when not showing their tits to photographers to help advance their careers as models by being willing to do whatever it takes cuz so many other hot girls are willing to do whatever it takes….to get ahead and establish themselves int the world….

But I’m pretty sure whatever she’s doing, she’s doing it right, partially cuz I like looking at her naked, but also cuz she walked the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, and modeled for their catalog this past year, pretty much the holy grail of modeling these days cuz shit gets you famous….but not too famous to show her fucking tits….I’m loving these pics….

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2012

27

Apr

Avengers XXX Exclusive Preview of the Day

Hey Virgin Loser Nerds….here’s porno that is designed for you…even if not accurate to the Avengers you have on your bed sheets that prevent you from getting laid….it is Avengers XXX and it is put out by my friends a VIVID …more importantly this porn parody looks amazing!

I know what you’re thinking, pornography is the devil’s work, at least according to a very drunk Christian man I met this past year in Las Vegas at the AVN awards, who happened to be in Vegas for unrelated business at the Gun show….He was the kind of guy who felt pornography tempted us to want to do bad things with other women, and that shit ruins families….I tried to explain to him that if he wasn’t a virgin when he got married, and if he wasn’t guilt stricken cuz he slept in the same bed as his wife before they were married, something he wished didn’t happen because it made his wife unpure, but knew God would forgive him for, and if he took his own advice that Jesus forgives all his followers, even murderers, he’d realize that fucking these temptations is fantastic, as long as you take a minute before you die, to beg for Jesus’s forgiveness…It works for me…cuz I’m not the weird oppressed angry drunk freak scared of getting boners….I’m the motherfucker with the boner looking for a place to stick it….

I figure if you’re on this site, you are a chronic masturbator, and this kinda thing nicely balances your porn addiction and your comic book addiction, two things that make your social awkwardness both possible and tolerable….

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2012

27

Apr

Michelle Hunziker’s in a Gold Bikini of the Day

I’ve posting pics of this MICHELLE HUNZIKER – 35 YEAR OLD – IN HER BIKINI many times before….and I still have no idea who she is…..but apparently I was fascinated that she had a daughter when she was 19, because I’ve loved Teen Pregnancy well before MTV made a show about it, babies being ripped out of young slutty pussy that bounces back cuz it is not done puberty is porn to me….but so is a daughter who is now 16, and legal to fuck in Canada, making this Hunziker bitch the kind of hot mother I’d want to marry to stepfather her daughter with my penis at the same time as servicing my wife, her mother, Michelle Hunziker with my mouth…you know these extended family things work…unfortunately, I’m not rich enough to get with something like this, but I can look at her hot body in a bikini and that’s almost as good because it comes with way less emotional damage than it should, could or would….if I had the ability to make life work out my way….

Hot body, hot bikini, hot mom, good times….

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2012

27

Apr

Ashley Tisdale’s Tight Body in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

If you read the site you know that I don’t find Ashley Tisdale hot. She’s got a fit body cuz she works out a lot and that’s a good thing, a redeeming thing, but that face has to fucking go….even with the plastic surgery, it’s all wonky and asymmetcial like an accident victim or a handicapped person…

But I’m not against her posting her own bikini pics, to try and get attention for herself, instead of being the boring ex-disney chick who can’t get work, cuz she’s boring, while her co-stars are out producing amateur self shot porn and getting work that takes them to a bigger and better place than Tisdale and her face, leaving her in their wake, forced to scramble….

I have no idea why she went out with this girl in waterfall….romantic looking shit you’ve seen in the movie Cocktail, Blue Lagoon and on the cover of romance novels and shit….we’re dudes, we just wanna see hard nipples and pussy definition in this shit….save the targeting middle aged lonely fat married moms who have a sexless marriage and the most romance they get is trying to open a jar of jam with their vaginas while watching soap operas imagining a life that never was….when the kids are at school, and their lazy husbands who hate them are at work……..you know what I’m saying here….

Keep on trying Tisdale!!

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2012

27

Apr

Kaley Cuoco is Badly Body Painted in Her Bikini with an Ugly Friend to Make her Look Hotter of the Day

The other day, Kaley Cuoco, who I like to call “John Ritter’s Killer, because without her that show wouldn’t have existed and he wouldn’t have been working too hard for his defective heart, but that’s just my speculations”, a totally less convenient name than Kaley Cuoco, posted some BIKINI PICS ON TWITTER that proved she didn’t feel the need to stay fit, because she’s the hot chick on some nerd show, and with all hot chicks amongst nerds, she doesn’t really have to be all that hot…..

Well she continued this bikini madness, this time posting some pics of her ugly dyke looking friend and her with stupid body paint on, that is hardly as interesting to look at than the body painting you see on tacky bitches with implants and nothing but a g-string on at bike and tattoo shows….you know the kind of bitch air brushed into a tiger….shit truckers and red necks and trailer trash freak out over…..but she’s in a bikini nevertheless and she was smart enough to do it with someone less hot than her, a strategy she’s been using in the nerd show, that proves if you’re the hottest in the room, people will still think you’re hot….it’s like being fat and hanging with someone fatter…simple logic…here’s the pics.

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2012

27

Apr

Rosie Jones Naked for FHM Magazine of the Day


Rosie Jones is a UK Glamour Model some of you may have already masturbated to before because UK Glamour Models are pretty much what Americans call Playboy Playmates…They are slightly above average looking, big titty, stripper looking trash, that gets naked for magazines….that aren’t quite porn mags….but are still mags teen boys jerk off to….even though there’s this crazy thing called the internet…..

It is safe to say that FHM is struggling cuz they are losing traction to other men’s magazines that were a little more hardcore than they were….in a time when looking at celebs in their underwear was ok…but nipples were better…you know beat at their own game by Nuts, Loaded, Front and whatever else is out there producing softcore cheesy shoots with these cheesy women….and now….FHM is trying to get competitive with the competition, evolving their hustle, with the competition’s women and naked strategy….so there may be some hope for them….you know at least they aren’t Maxim.

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2012

27

Apr

Miley Cyrus Still Turns Me On of the Day

I’ve been trying to seduce Miley Cyrus on twitter. I’ve asked her to treat me like the prize winning pig at the county fair….I’ve asked her to participate in incest roll playing games….but I just get ignored….realizing that she’s probably not into pretending the cock in her mouth is family, but is more into the cock in her mouth actually being family…you know she can taste the difference…..or maybe she’s just a snobby spoiled cunt who doesn’t bother with annoying comments on twitter cuz her inbred ass doesn’t know how to read or write…a small price to pay for dropping out of school for Disney and living an uneducated life with millions of dollars….leaving it up to one of her staff member who goes by the title of “MileyCyrus.com Social Media Manager”….who gets drunk after work and complains to her friends about how much of a cunt Miley is….like any bitter employee….a cunt I’d like to test it’s wetness with my penis….cuz Miley is hot.

Here is the Video…

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2012

27

Apr

Emily Ratajkowski Hot in Titty Photoshoot of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is pretty much perfection. She’s a skinny bitch with big tits who is on some low level TV show, but who is more importantly willing to get naked in both fashion shoots and now in hipster shoots….which is a good thing cuz she’s a skinny bitch with big tits….who inspires me to find her and dedicate my life to making her marry me and have my babies…or at least let me cum in her….something that will likely get me arrested….leading to a life of prison rape instead of a life of breast feeding off this momma….something I’d be willing to risk…if I wasn’t so fucking lazy…

Here are the pics of her tits in some hipster shoot….tits I’ve already had a sexual relationship with…even though we’ve never met….creepy like that.

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