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2012

19

Apr

Chester French’s Slutty Music Vidoe for “I LOVE BLACK GIRLS” of the Day

A long time ago I got drunk with Chester French.

They opened for Gaga in Montreal before she even had an album and for some reason I was there….

They may not admit that they experienced the DrunkenStepfather as I traumatized them by making homeless men flash their penises for a dollar….which is pretty much all I remember about the night….and I haven’t really talked to either of the guys since….except when I was trying to make a Christmas Album that never got off the ground cuz I guess they don’t like me….but I came across this new video they put out called I Love Black Girls….and since I love Black Girls….and naked girls….and all girls….even white girls….who tongue black girls…I had to watch…..and share with you…cuz anyone producing naughty, sleazy videos with hot chicks is a friend of mine…even if those friends don’t answer me when I ask them to invite me to hang with celeb pussy……I guess I can’t blame em…..

Posted in:Chester French

2012

19

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

With every hangover comes a dump….sometimes that dump is a beautiful thing that gets all the shit you’ve been shoving down your throat out of you….other times it is a horrible painful thing…..The hangover dump is different things to different people…and here is mine for you to get your hands in and click on….

Ummm, Sorry Dude, You Got Knocked the FUCK Out – VIDEO
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Romanian Police SWAT In Action FAIL – VIDEO
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Amanda is in a Tiny Bikini
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Live Web Cam Sluts Will Drive You Wild
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50 Most Voluptuous Women in Sports
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Young Wife Strips Down and Fingers Herself
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Free Cam Shows, Take a Peek
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So There’s a New Mel Gibson Recording. Oh Boy…
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Ahhhhhh Rosie Huntington Whitley
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Posted in:MHD

2012

18

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Sometimes I wonder if the reason I don’t fuck trannies is because society has brain washed me to fear them….or if it is because they are actually scary, unnatural, and have fucking cocks…

I do know people who are into trannies….and I don’t think it makes them gay….just weird…and I just can’t relate…but I can wonder….and while I do that…you know because it is so important to figure this nonsense out…..here are the stepLINKS….

Hottest Ball Giirls in the Major League….
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Amazing Tan Line Pics
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I Still Want to FUck Eliza Dusku
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The Bachelor Will Be Sued For Discriminating Against Non-White People
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Live Web Cams Get to Work
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Ted Nugent Threatened To Kill Barack Obama. Again.
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Most Annoying Cat Ever
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Some Bitch Naked for PETA
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Stupidity in Slow Motion
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Super Human Elasticity
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10 “Chick Shows” That Guys Will Enjoy
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Eliza Dushku Shows Off Some Skin
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Rihanna Was In Hawaii In January, Took Pictures
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I’d Like to Be All Over Lyna
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Lily Figuera Spreads Her Legs
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Free Cam Shows, Gotta Love
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Paz de La Huerta is Inhaling a Burrito
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Skinny Girl Masterbates
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The Sexiest Female Athletes From A to Z
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Tara Reid See Thru Black Sweater
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Demi Moore is Back on the Town
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Meatiest Pussy Of All Time
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Newt Gingrich Got Attacked By a Penguin
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Falling For the Mouse Trap – VIDEO
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Stephanie Pratt Continues Bikini Fun With Surfing Lesson in Hawaii (PHOTOS)
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Bianca Beauchamp is Nude on a Roof
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The Babes of TV for Vanity Fair
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Ashanti in a Sheer Outfit
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Kelly Brook has a Tumblr page and it’s spectacular
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Gotta Love a Lesbian Orgy
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Baby Does Pull Up WTF – VIDEO
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Erin Nicole is Glorious
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Texas Woman Charged With Capital Murder After Shooting A Woman And Snatching Her Baby In A Pediatric Clinic Parking Lot
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Some Dude’s Crazy Flight Simulator
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MOST ANNOYING VIDEO EVER – AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT VIDEO -> THESE AUTOTUNE THE NEWS ARE RACIST
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Fiat 500 Get Shorty Ad
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25 Pics of Athletes with Celebs
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Hottest Star Trek Costume
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Star and Mandy Are Getting It On
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Get In Shape With Some Work Out Themed Porno
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Night of Pleasure Only In The VIP
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Lethal Weapon: Ellen Hollman
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I Love a Fashion Hottie in a Short Dress
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Ahhhhhhh Kelly Brooke!
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Surprise in the Elevator!!! – VIDEO
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Some Cameron Diaz, Just Because
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Premium Gallz : Caprice
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Lindsay Lohan Willing to Mentor Amanda Bynes LOLOLOL
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Miranda Kerr Is In Shwingtastic Shape… And In Shwingtastic Poses!
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Pillow Fight 2012 Would be Better if there were Panties
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A Manatee and the Glass
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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From the stepFORUM!
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Fake as Fuck Looking Chloe Sims is in a Bikini of the Day
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I Love the Way THis Tulisa Contostavlos Sucks Dick – Here’s her Cleavage
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Melinda Clarke in a Magazine Spread
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Ashanti on Kimmel in a See Thru
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Julia Louis Dreyfus Possible See Thru
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Kylie Minogue Booty!
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Rosie Jones and Holly Peers Topless
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Jesscia Kingham Boobies
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Paige Bitch Topless
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Tia Carere in Some MAgazine
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Megalyn Echikunwoke in Some Magazinez
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Some stepSMUT!
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Hairy Bush Gets Fingered
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The Art of Hating Cum
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EMmo Footjob
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Epic Creep
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Free Amazing Girls Gettig Naked
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

18

Apr

Toni Garrn, Erin Heatherton & Lindsay Ellingson for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Just yesterday I was talking to someone about Victoria’s Secret being a 6 billion dollar business because of their marketing…because they get hot bitches half naked who guys want to fuck and girls want to aspire to be because guys want to fuck them….and as much as I know their hustle…I can’t help but post their pics of these half naked bitches….even if they are boring….even if they are repetitive…even if I am not getting paid to promote their shit….all because I love looking at half naked bitches…photoshopped, famous, hot or not…I’m a pervert…but then again…aren’t we all….

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2012

18

Apr

Toni Garrn, Erin Heatherton & Lindsay Ellingson for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Just yesterday I was talking to someone about Victoria’s Secret being a 6 billion dollar business because of their marketing…because they get hot bitches half naked who guys want to fuck and girls want to aspire to be because guys want to fuck them….and as much as I know their hustle…I can’t help but post their pics of these half naked bitches….even if they are boring….even if they are repetitive…even if I am not getting paid to promote their shit….all because I love looking at half naked bitches…photoshopped, famous, hot or not…I’m a pervert…but then again…aren’t we all….

Posted in:Erin Heatherton|Lindsay Ellingson|Toni Garrn

2012

18

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is the stepNEWS even though you hate it. It is the one post I get hatemail over – none of the racist, ignorant, hateful shit gets a reaction out of people but this…this post just fucks with their head….maybe cuz it is just too awesome…..

an Holds Up Gas Station Using Hot Dog Tongs
Surveillance video shows a man trying to rob an Arkansas convenience store with hot dog tongs before being arrested by police.

Carjacking Suspect Meets Violent Police Dog
A Kentucky man stole an SUV, leading police on a chase through thee counties before stopping. Officers had to cut through the suspect’s shorts in order to free him from the jaws of a police dog.

NJ Couple Sues To Move Out of Haunted House
A New Jersey couple is suing to get out of their lease with 11 months remaining because they claim ghosts are terrorizing them.

Man Runs Over Ex-Girlfriend After Custody Hearing
A custody battle in Long Island led to violence in the parking lot when a man and his new girlfriend ran over his ex-girlfriend and one of her friends.

Teens Play Chicken With New York Subway Trains
Teens take turns jumping down, then jumping up, some sneaking glances for the train, until they hear the rumble of the car and see the light in the distance at the Kingston Avenue station in Brooklyn.

Police Drop Charges Against 6-Year-Old That Was Handcuffed
Charges have been dropped against a 6-year-old girl that was handcuffed inside police headquarters. The girl was accused of a violent outburst at Creekside Elementary School on Friday. Police were called to the school and an officer handcuffed the girl and brought her to headquarters.

Aggressive Swan Kills Kayaker
A kayaker might have gotten too close to the nesting area of a family of swans in a Chicago suburb when a male swan flipped his kayak, leading to his drowning.

THIS GUY IS AMAZING – THE METH, COCKFIGHTING, BOB CAT KILLER/ EATER
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Posted in:stepNEWS

2012

18

Apr

RIP MOTHERFUCKER the Dick Clark Edition of the Day

Don’t worry people….Dick Clark isn’t dead….They just want you to think he is…..He has just given up this body now that his clone body in the form of Ryan Seacrest can fully accept his soul…..

I get that you’d be nervous cuz if you’re like me….Dick Clark was a leader, perpetually ringing in the New Year like clockwork…because I guess it was clockwork….The guy was an offensive host…. filled with boyish good looks…..even into his 80s….and he did it in a way that didn’t make us wish he was dead…like we do with his new host body….

His last body was 82..luckily he is eternal….unfortunately….Ryan Seacrest was into this idea cuz he loves “Dick”…..

Posted in:RIP Motherfucker

2012

18

Apr

Kelly Brook’s Bikini TUMBLR Pics of the Day

Celebs are beating us to the punch by posting / releasing their own bikini pics…and by us I mean lazy pervert bloggers who don’t produce our own content but instead post pictures other people take of bitches with big fucking tits who I think should retire and have a family…but won’t because she’s finally made it to a place where people care about her big tits…it only took her a decade to do it….

Not that Kelly Brook is an actual celeb….but she is a big titty bitch who has had sex with celebs….who has been trying to be famous as long as she can rememember and is at her peak….even though she’s on a decline…

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2012

18

Apr

Rihanna’s Bodyguard is Good For Doing Drugs Off Of of the Day

I knew Rihanna was an attention whore….or just a whore…back when she first landed her record deal…only because I know people in Barbados who had been telling me bitch was a child hooker who got the right John…pretty much since the beginning….

As her career, or public image, progressed for that easy to digest pop crap, to what’s become a sex charged, keeping in line with her history as a child hooker, I knew for the next 5 years, we’d be dealing with a slut…

Then she got beat by Chris Brown, something I am still not convinced was actually Chris Brown’s doing because my same informant in Barbados said that Bajan chicks are insane enough to beat themselves up and call the cops on you, his wife would sniff his dick whenever he got home to see if he was cheating….daily….and police were called often….and shit happened to his neighbors too…just a way of life there…

Now she’s gone a little extra slutty, she’s smoking drugs in public, she’s pulling the “i don’t give a fuck” card…and now she’s posting pics of what could be weed instagramed to fuck the color….or some white popcorn like powder….and even though I don’t have a girls and weed fetish…I do have a girl rubbing pussy on the back of my neck fetish…so this works for me….I’m obscure like that…Who cares.

Posted in:Rihanna

2012

18

Apr

Stephanie Pratt Useless but in a Bikini of the Day

Stephanie Pratt is one of those sloppy skinny girls you call a slim fat…sure she is luckier than most american pigs who break IKEA furniture by sitting on it as the shit isn’t re-inforced for their kind….those dainty Swedes…..But she sure as hell isn’t fit or tight bodied…which leads me to naturally assume she fucking sucks in bed….you know all weak and loose skinned….laying on your dick cuz she’s out of breath unable to finish the task at hand like some kind of useless pile of bones and flab…which is appropriate because based on her career that is really only one line item and that line item is being on The Hills or as I like to call it the less socially relevant and less culturally rich version of Jersey Shore for white boring people….it’s pretty clear that’s accurate….


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