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2012

Apr

Kate Middleton Upskirt of the Day

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This is what happens when you put a gutter middle class bitch in the Royal world. She just can’t hack it, and she will slip up….because that’s just what trash does when it is all trying to fit in in places it doesn’t belong…this is like seeing Coco have dinner with the President, I mean if the President wasn’t black, because since he is, Coco having dinner with the President would involve serious Raggton dancing….floor slapping…and ass shaking….you get what I’m saying and that is that you’d never have seen Princess Diana flashing her panties…maybe cuz she was too busy banging bilionaire Arabs to wear underwear…but she was a little more refined than this party slut…

What it comes down to is I’m glad this happened. Looking up her skirt makes me happy or what I think is Happiness. I can never be too sure when it comes to emotions…I can be sure that I would rather this be spread asshole shots…..

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2012

Apr

Some Victoria’s Secret Promo Videos of the Day

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I fucking Hate Victoria’s Secret…..They Have Me Trapped of the Day

They hire hot fucking pussy, don’t use them to their full potential like WHOEVER SHOT THESE CANDICE SWANEPOEL NUDES FOR A MAGAZINE ….

They overpay, give egos to girls willing to get naked for virtually nothing, they ruin it for the rest of us, and their campaigns aren’t creative or interesting, always the fucking same on fucking repeat….but they still get bitches like Candice Swanepoel, Magdalena Frackowiak, Elyse Taylor and Behati Prinsloo half naked….flaunting their hot model asses….in video…and I just can’t ignore it…

They are geniuses. That’s why they make billions. Even if their marketing is so fucking obvious. It works…..even I wanna buy these things and I hate these motherfuckers….but love the pussy they choose….

They should be paying me for this, but that’s the scam…they know they don’t have to…Fuckers.

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2012

Apr

Katrina Bowden Half Naked for FHM May 2012 of the Day

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I don’t know….

Katrina Bowden has been around for a while…. I FIRST POSTED HER IN HER BIKINI IN 2009 …..and she even got STRIPPED DOWN IN HER PLACE but since I don’t watch TV, I have no fucking clue who she is….which would explain why she’s in FHM….a magazine…like Maxim…I am surprised still exists…relying heavy on the low levels looking for fame…and when they have asses like this…I start to kinda understand why they haven’t shut down yet….hot ass, half naked, no matter who it is, is relevant and worth lookin at…simple fucking logic….Here’s the video.

And Some behind the scenes…

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2012

Apr

Xenia Deli Hot in the Changing Room of the Day

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Xenia Deli is pretty fucking hot…so hot I can see past her stretch marks….that are making me wonder if her booty grew too fast when she first hit puberty and was all hormonal….or if it was a product of quick weight loss after being a fat slob….cuz you see one of those things is not quite like the other….but maybe both should not be analyzed…because it takes away from all that is good about her…even if I have no idea who the fuck she is…cuz when you look like this you don’t have to be anyone, you don’t even have to be breathing, you just need to keep getting in a bikini, shit will work out ok for you as more and more people start jerking off to you…..

So I did some research….turns out that “Xenia Deli, was born October 27, 1989 in the Republic of Moldova (south of the Ukraine). She stands 5â€™7â€³ and dreams of one day becoming successful model.”

Makes a huge fucking differnece when looking at these pics right? All communist raised, hard working and familiar with organized crime to finance her escape into this sex trade….

Who cares. She’s in a changing room. Half naked. I’m into this….but then again watching girls change is kinda a fetish of mine….one that has got me banned from many stores.

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2012

Apr

Jojo Weird Twitter Pic for the Weirdos of the Day

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I didn’t care about Jojo Levesque when she was a 15 year old little gutter troll trying to be hip hop….flat chested and fat assed…that a lot of people were convinced was hot and worth wanting to fuck….probably cuz she was 15….even though I knew that looking like that at 15 was a horrible preview of what was to come…cuz I’m a genius like that….I see the obvious things that guys with erections don’t see…cuz they just believe whatever is marketed to them and shoved down their useless throats….

She disappeared for close to a decade, was getting railed by black dudes, keeping her image hip hop…and now she’s back, posting pics of her in work out gear on Twitter, when really she should be posting videos of her getting fucked on A PORN SITE ….

I don’t know why I’m posting this, but in my defense I don’t know why I post 99 percent of the shit I post….

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2012

Apr

Ashley Tisdale and Sarah Hyland in Bikinis for OP of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale was hired to be the bikini body for Ocean Pacific, a company that was big in the 80s, and that came back as a Walmart brand in the 2000s, because I guess the other people they wanted to get in their bikini to make the campaign actually sell OP to the youth, like Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez were busy, getting actual work in movies, in their bikinis, leaving these low hanging irrelevant jobs for their uglier friends…..who have no business ever really being in front of the camera…but who pulled some kind of scam to get here…..a scam that probably involves her HOT LITTLE TIGHT TRAINED BODY

I posted A COUPLE OF THE PAPARAZZI SMEAR PICS OF THE SHOOT ….and here are the final ones….oh and some Sarah Hyland bitch who looks 10 is in it and I’m not into that….but you probably are…

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2012

Apr

Karlie Kloss Skinny for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Karlie Kloss is a SKINNY AS FUCK, RIPPED, LITTLE IMPLANTED BITCH WHO HAS POSED TOPLESS ….that Victoria’s Secret pretended was their new find last Fashion show, even though she’s been doing runway and big scale campaigns for fucking ever….because Victoria’s Secret is a corporate evil scamming billion dollar empire that mistreats models willing to get naked for half the pay they give them, but not getting them naked, giving them egos and ruining it for the fucking rest of us…Bastards…

Here’s Karlie in the Victoria’s Secret bullshit….

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2012

Apr

Emily Blunt in Elle UK May 2012 of the Day

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Emily Blunt is in the May Issue of Elle UK….

I don’t remember who Emily Blunt is…. BUT I HAVE POSTED ON HER BEFORE ….so deep down in this brain I must know….somewhere…fucking drinking has ruined me.

I just know that I read a quote for her yesterday, talking about how she looked so authentic in a laughing scene of some movie, because her friend on set reminded her of when her boyfriend asked her to shave her cunt, cuz it was making a pillow in her panties, like a lazy fucking hippie, hipster slob, that doesn’t offend me, cuz I think bush adds personality, like Cheese Whiz….only less nutritious, more scented, and able to get caught in the remaining teeth I have…See, I’m a hater of the bikini wax, it reminds me of Jersey Shore and Kim Kardashian, tacky, cheesy and horrible, so give me some bush any day over that shit, that way I know I’m dealing with a cool chick, or one unscathed by societal pressure to undecorate her cunt….

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2012

Apr

Christina Milian Has an Upskirt…Shows Off her Mom Panties of the Day

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There is one thing in life I can say for a fact I am not into…..but will still look at, lick, fist and fuck….and that is mom pussy…the whole concept of a baby ripping shit apart is not something I really feel the need to celebrate unless I really have to and it’s all that is available….even if there is a chance that there was c-section and shit is still well maintained and in good working form…the idea that there is even a 5 percent chance her genitals were ravaged makes her uninteresting to me….bring her back to that “Dip it Low” video and I’m good with the person she was…

Don’t get me wrong, I have full intention on banging a bitch while pregnant with another motherfuckers baby at some point in the next 36 months…but I just want to make sure it’s her first kid…only because we all need to experience everything in life….we only have one life to live…make it count….do it all…don’t deprive from adventure…as gross as it may be…

All this to say, it is probably a good thing that she’s wearng panties.

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2012

Apr

Kim Kardashian’s Professionally Shot Twittter Bikini Pic of the Day

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Kim Kardashian turned to her hired professional photographer and retoucher to take a few slutty pics of her in a bikini for her pervert fans who want to see the bitch half naked cuz they aren’t over the fact that she likes getting fucked by black men on camera, or that she’s got a fat ass that they think is perfection,

Because she doesn’t want her idiot fans grasping that it is all smoke and mirrors, retouching, photoshop, straps to cover up the fact she’s a lazy fucking pig….you know they believe what they see, believe the dream and think her curves are just shape and not thanks to eating fried foods while lying in bed all day as servents rub her tacky, materialistic, souless feet…

She is garbage…..and here she is trying to stay relevant as long as she can….in a white bikini….