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Dua Lipa Simulates Bouncing on Cock on Stage of the Day
Dua Lipa Simulates Bouncing on Cock on Stage of the Day
Ozempic Katy Perry Still Gross of the Day
Ozempic Katy Perry Still Gross of the Day
Sydney Sweeney Riding a Paddle Board Erotica of the Day
Sydney Sweeney Riding a Paddle Board Erotica of the Day
Dora Madison Burge Nipples of the Day
Dora Madison Burge Nipples of the Day
Britney Spears Dance Video of the Day
Britney Spears Dance Video of the Day

2012

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Apr

Boobstagram is a Good Idea of the Day

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I have always been a supporter of breast cancer campaigns because I love breasts and Breast Cancer is my enemy who tries to bring down the breast….a war my self-involved hatred of the world can get behind…because it affects me on a personal level and touches me at my core…..unlike pretty much all other charities….dying babies…who cares…famine, who cares….natural disasters, global warming, carbon emissions, high aids rates in developing countries….who cares….but titties…titties are important…

So someone started up BOOBSTAGRAM which is supposed to be for girls to post their boobs for charity….and I’m kicking myself in the dick for nothing thinking of this on my own….I coulda changed the world…this was my big break…I suck at life….but luckily….like all great ideas I missed out on…someone beat me to it…and thus posts lots of tits….and that alone is amazing…even better that it is for a good cause to save tits….and you say I’m not a socially conscious philanthropic person…how dare you.

On a sidenote this is way better than the failed campaign to get random guys to post pics of their prostates….random tits are far better than random prostates.

Looking at titties for a good cause….

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2012

13

Apr

Maryna Linchuk is in Bathing Suit for Vogue Germany of the Day

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Maryna Linchuk is a Belarusian, that means she’s from Balarus, and she is a model who is 24. According to Vogue she’s one of the Top 30 models of the 2000s, but I never believe lists, especially not by advertising financed publications that are full of shit…..which is pretty much EVERY publication….but I do know that she’s kinda hot…and sure, I may be saying that cuz of her modeling contract and millions made from modeling….I am easily convinced like that…..or maybe it is cuz she’s posed topless for VOGUE GERMANY ….and for POP MAGAZINE and in some POLAROIDS THAT SHE DROPPED ….and that alone…..is amazing….with a modeling contract stamp of approval it is better…

Now she’s doing some bikini and bathing suits all classy for Vogue Germany….and that works for me….

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2012

13

Apr

Miley Cyrus Leaving Pilates in Tight Clothes of the Day

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I am hooked on Miley this week and it is unhealthy….

After the Showing Titty When Shopping ….and the crotch flashing ….and all the tight clothes wearing on her tight little young body…..I have been unable to look at normal sized girls young girls the same….

Just today, there were two bitches in leggings having a coffee, probably 19 and the oldest and they stood up with their little young asses and I thought to myself, they need more Miley Pilates…..now this is a serious issue….because enjoying young pussy in everyday life is one of my favorite things….and now this Miley bitch has ruined that for me….more reason to try to plan a good hate fucking….that I would love…


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2012

13

Apr

Jennifer Lopez Hard Nipples and Fat Ass of the Day

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I don’t find J.Lo hot. I never did….If anything I wish she was Selena and not the bitch who became famous for playing Selena….You know killed off by her fan club president….instead of going on to be this monster that she is today..

I don’t care what People said when her PR people were planning her comeback from having Satan’s devil babies with that Mark Anthony horror movie character….

I don’t care how much her ass was marketed, or about the Latin invasion of the late 90s.

I don’t care how rich she is, or that she is on TV…and I don’t care about her nipples being hard in a tight dress that makes her ass pop….cuz I know she’s wearing SPANX….and I know she’s wasn’t interesting in her prime…and sure as hell not interesting int he tail end of her career that wouldn’t exist if hispanics weren’t so loyal….emotionally driven…and numerous….

But I’m posting the pic anyway…cuz it is my duty as a Martinez.


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2012

13

Apr

Xenia Deli Hot Bikini Body of the Day

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I stole these pics from the virgin over at HOLLYWOODTUNA …….and I figure if he’s gonna do the work for me, I’m gonna let him, you know since I don’t have to pay him, I just have to give him a shout out, because otherwise he will cry to me about how he found these in the depths of the internet and I totally robbed him….not that I ever mind bottom feeding or admitting to bottom feeding…It’s kinda my thing….not to mention it’s not like he took the pics of Xenia Deli himself….and really….hot girls always make us do unethical things…like robbing our friends….to fuck our other friend’s wife when he is away cuz you know she looks at you with sex eyes at every BBQ you are invited to….it is just the nature of being a backstabbing, table scrap eating, scavanger of a man….a title I can live with…..even if I’d rather live with Xenia Deli sitting on my face…

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2012

13

Apr

Emma Watson in Shorts and a Skimpy Top of the Day

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I always get creeped out by Emma Watson, even if she’s a 25 year old bitch with a tacky girls gone wild tramp stamp….clearly not a pre-pubescent girl from Harry Potter movies….not because pre-pubescent girls creep me out…even if I sometimes feel awkward adjusting my fly in front of them…after you know…exposing myself….in a “why can’t I control myself” kind of way….cuz I like young girls…but because I know the people into her, loving her, watching her every move, are freak Harry Potter fans who have been into her since she was 12, and jerking off to a bitch at 12 cuz you think she’s gonna grow up hot…is just as weird as jerking off to a 12 year old…..even if you can justify it that she’s an adult now….I know what you did…and I have a hard time seeing past that….creep.

Here she is filming a movie that isn’t Harry Potter. I guess she does that.


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2012

13

Apr

Carly Craig in Me in My Place of the Day

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So Carly Craig is some bitch is the daughter and sister of pro baseball players…..more importantly…she apparently has some internet following for songs she makes on yougutbe….not that I’ve ever seen them…or care to see them…since female comedy always offends me and not in a comedic way….just in a you’re obvious and boring kinda way….but she managed to take that internet fame to the mainstream by co-starring in Hall Pass….with Owen Wilson…..

I don’t find her hot….she has an old, manly face….but her ass is pretty ridiculous, round and lovely….so I guess I get why Esquire and my homie at Me In My Place chose her to feature….I mean that and her willingness to get half naked to promote her roll in Three Stooges cuz at 32…she has limited time and thus no time to fuck around….get shit straight to the point….she’s not 20 anymore…. but I’d probably eat her ass like she was….


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2012

13

Apr

Paula Avila and Yamila Pineiro NAKED for Playboy Argentina of the Day

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I don’t know who these bitches are….but they are showing their vaginas and posing in pictures together in some international Playboy from Argentina….and I figure that’s enough reason to put them on the site…because if more girls from other countries who are getting naked on camera are identified, cataloged and distributed to the world, making them more than just household names in their home towns, the world would be a better place….You know we’d be one step closer to finding a remote island somewhere to inhabit with bitches willing to get naked in pictures….creating a master race of women willing to get naked in pictures….something I’d be more than happy to get my sperm all over….and inside…

So think of this as a cultural experience, like eating at a Chinese restaurant instead of having another box of Mac and Cheese….you white trash monster….


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Posted in:Paula Avila|Yamila Pineiro

2012

13

Apr

Rachel Bilson in her Bikini of the Day

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Rachel Bilson and her fiance of 12 years who brings her down, Hayden Christensen are in Barbados.

Rachel Bilson, despite what her fiance who owns her and brings her down, by stealing her youth by locking her up in a farm in Canada, is wearing a bikini…..so we can all check out her body ….as he angrily tries to figure out why no one gives a fuck about him….he was in Star Wars fuck….it was a huge series of movies….sure it typecast him and lockede him into a life of conventions….but shit was relevant….now stop staring at his girl….you fucking pigs….at least that’s what I assume…

You see cuz a few years ago, she left him and his brainwashing barn, to try to re-invent herself….probably fucking many dudes in her time off….only to take the motherfucker back a notch and realize, he should let her blossom as her own person…not as an animal in captitive…….because engaged people are fucked in the head and feel they can’t live without each other….since they have so much invested….and would hate to have to build that up with someone again….or some shit I don’t understand cuz I married to leech off my shitty, dumpy, often times shit covered that I have to wipe, wife….she was lonely, I was not into working….kinda like Hayden Christensen….only with hotter pussy..sure her body is weird short leg and long torso….big ass and small titty…..but only weirdos like me pay attention to that shit…..the rest of you just see BIKINI….


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2012

13

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I jus spent the last 3 hours at the welfare office trying to get my disabled cuz she’s a fat, lazy slob, who blames being a fat and lazy slob on a work injury over a decade ago, when in reality she is just a fat lazy slob, but I don’t complain cuz she gets 75% of her salary for doing nothing….and I get to steal from her allowing me to do nothing too.

I got called a racist by the workers, I flirted with some 18 year old teen runaway by talking about my wife’s sour vagina, I took a swig of some booze from some other low life…..and I didn’t get what I wanted….on all fronts…but I still think I was in heaven….lowlife heaven….I want to move in there.

Here are some links….to start the internet day….

10 Great Pranks To Play on Your Friends.
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Jessica Alba in Pro Wrestling? Hmmmm
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Free Cam Shows. Make The Most of Them
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Tara Babcock is OMG
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Rihanna Wants Us to Respect Her Privacy, So Here She is Naked Under a Trenchcoat in Public
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And THAT’S Why You Don’t Text and Walk – VIDEO
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Live Cam Shows, Get It, Get It
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Now THAT is One Gaping Asshole – VIDEO
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Who’s That Girl? Meet “Cabin in the Woods” Actress Anna Hutchison
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