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2012

06

Feb

Candice Swanepoel by Terry Richardson for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

My friends over at TCMag went to the trouble of posting 111 pictures of Candice Swanpoel for Victoria’s Secret. I am unfortunately not that motivated, but more importantly, no that interested in the doctored photoshoots Victoria’s Secret shove down our throat to sell billions of dollars, because they are all the fucking same…I know what more can you do with a bitch in a bikini on a beach that they haven’t already done….but they can start with no photoshopping out vagina definition or hard nipples…even though that would upset their Christian fan base, even though they should already upset their Christian fanbase as their husbands are jerking off to these bitches…and I understand why…cuz they are fucking hot….and that’s why I document this bitches other modeling gigs, even it is more clothed cuz shit’s just better quality and motivates me to figure out a way to give her an AIDS taste test with my tongue in her asshole….

Here’s some screen shots of Terry Richardson Shooting Candice for Japan Vogue and she’s in a bikini….and lovely….

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2012

06

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the stepNEWS and it is amazing….that’s why I post it…idiots everywhere…we’re all fucking doomed….

Seattle Woman Offended By Man Watching Porn At Library
A Seattle mother is pushing for policy changes at Seattle libraries after she saw a man watching hardcore porn on one of the library’s computers.

Woman Attacks Burglars With Bottle Of Hot Sauce
Three burglars learned the hard way–you don’t mess with Malisa Gutierrez of Des Moines, Iowa. Guiterrez fought one of them off with a large bottle of hot sauce.

Parents Outraged Over Hazing At Iowa High School
A former freshman wrestler reported that senior teammates allegedly put their genitals in his face and later urinated on him and now parents are calling for the firing administrators.

Parents Outraged That Minnesota Kids Playing ‘Rape Tag’
Parents were livid to find out that their children were playing ‘Rape Tag’ on school grounds during recess and weren’t told about it.

NJ Woman Uses Old Photos In Prostitution Scam
A New Jersey woman posted old photos on a website advertising her services on an escort site and was busted by local police.

Sacramento Man Throws Wallet At Mayor
A man upset that he didn’t get much help after having his identity stolen and threw his wallet at the Sacramento City Council

Missouri Strip Club Finds Nudity Loophole
Bazookas gentlemen’s club in St. Louis, Missouri has found a creative way around nudity laws.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2012

06

Feb

Lindsay Lohan in Some Vintage Erotica Inspired Pics of the Day

Lohan might as well be dead. So these vintage inspired erotica pics will satisfy those of you who like jerking off to vintage erotica cuz you know the bitch in the picture is no more…likely dead…or in an old folks home…making the whole thing that much naughtier…but I’m into them thanks to her tits….because Lohan has great tits…

You know what, whether she never works in Hollywood again…or the fact that she hasn’t worked in Hollywood for 5 years…or the fact that she’s 24 or 25 but her face looks like a 40 year old rich housewife all botoxed up…leading to real serious questions about what her vagina probably looks like…I haven’t given up on her…

I think she’s gonna make a comeback….unfortunately not on my dick…because I burned that bridge many years ago after spending a night in her hotel…I have that affect on women…even crazy ones with great tits.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2012

06

Feb

Paris Hilton Pantyless Upskirt for Old Times of the Day

Paris Hilton proves the old saying that you can’t teach an old dog new tricks…

She knows one thing, and one thing only….show genitals – make money….even though she already has all the money in the world thanks to her grandfather….and never had to do any of this in the first place..it was all just her exhibitionism and need to be famous….need to be watched…need to be noticed like the spoiled little princess she is…and I don’t mind cuz herpes never stop me, especially when I’m looking at tainted sewage filled rich girl vagina in person….but more importantly…especially when it isn’t fat….


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Posted in:Paris Hilton

2012

06

Feb

Gisele is Full of Shit With Her Religious Shit of the Day

Everyone in the Western world knows that Gisele is the Reason Tom Brady lost the Super Bowl…you now she cursed the shit by asking people to pray for him…lowering his confidence in himself because she clearly had no confidence in him…all while making any god out there want the motherfucker to lose to teach this materialist tranny devil who mocks religion in her half naked, topless career, sexualizing her whore self for good Christian men to be tempted to cheat on their wife or to think of another woman sexually….and if you watch this clio….you’ll see her being a good catholic by swearing to the media like a fucking trucker….I love this people who pretend to be holy and wholesome when really they are just gutter sluts…..

This is what she said:

My Husband Can’t Catch the Ball and Throw the Ball at the Same Fucking Time

What would her god think of that language….I guess he’d make a liar like that suffer for her sins…even though her life is one big lottery win…..

Here she is hugging the loser….which has nothing on the punishment her dick’s gonna have on him when they get home…it’s always that tender touch that leads to violent ass rape that reminds him of those hazing days of his early sports career……

Posted in:Gisele

2012

06

Feb

Katy Perry’s Shitty Little Super Bowl Shorts Performance of the Day

Here is a clip of Katy Perry in a pair of little football shorts that I know are actually SPANX because Katy Perry is disgusting, especially her lower half, because busty girls always have a hard time keeping their asses from catching up to their tits….She got stubby shitty legs and is a whole pile of slop…but for some reason people I know think she’s hot…despite her looking like a circus clown…and apparently so does Tim Tebow, who is rumored to have been fucking her, and who she dedicated a song to during this above performance, so scandalous….I mean it would be if I gave a fuck what Katy Perry inserts in her disgusting twat…these celeb romance tabloid stories fucking suck…

Posted in:Katy Perry

2012

06

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I forgot it was the Super Bowl…partially because I spent the weekend in a drug and alcohol induced coma…but also because I don’ give a fuck about the shit…I did however randomly end up at a super bowl part at the end of the 4th to see Tom Brady lose like a little bitch who gets fucked up the ass by Gisele….

I didn’t see any of the commercials….but someone posted All the Superbowl Commercials for you Idiots Who Like Companies Brainwashing you via Stupid fucking Ads….

I did end up at a strip club with some bitch who was fatter than Christina Aguilera, who I saw on The Voice and was equally repulsed as I was annoyed of her dumpy, amazingly huge tits, that couldn’t distract from her huge belly button…reminding me why I hate pop culture…

Here are some morning links….

Parkour Jump Fail – VIDEO
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20 Hottest Up and Coming MMA Ring Girls
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Free Cam Shows, Make the Most of It
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Welcome to Katie’s Playground
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A Monday Morning Fail Compilation – VIDEO
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M.I.A. Has A Middle Finger. Oh, And Something About Madonna, It’s Not Really Important
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Live Web Cam Shows That Will Make Even the Worst Monday a Little Better
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Perfect Tittied Blonde Plays With Her Favorite Toy – VIDEO
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The Best & Worst Super Bowl XLVI Commercials
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Posted in:MHD

2012

03

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

This guy has it all figured out…

Here are the stepLINKS…..

Happy Superbowel

I’m going to try to drink out of a vagina tonight until I get wasted and can’t walk home….I’ll instagram it if it happens…

Vanessa Hudgens Bra
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Dear Demi Moore: Dina Lohan Wants Her Act Bacl (You Can’t Make This Shit Up)
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Live Web Cam Sluts. Have Good Weekend
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Asian Dad Goes Nuts for the Patriots
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Some Trashy Bitch With a Shit Body Named Gillian Zinser in a BIkini
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15 Hottest Viral Sports Athletes Who Probably Suck Dick and Fuck Like Champs….
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Lana Del Rey Ass in Vogue….
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Baby Playing Ping Pong
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This Office Dog Probably Accomplishes More In a Day Than I Do
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Gallery: The 20 Most Iconic Movie Cars Of The ’80s
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Rihanna is Now a Dirty Blonde
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Charlotte is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Hunter Leigh is Sexy in Bed
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Danni Minogue is Trashier and Hotter Than Her Sister Kylie
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Madonna’s New Video For Her New Song is a Pile of Recycled Garbage Put Together By Marketing Assholes and The Whole Fucking Thing is a Joke….Of the Day – VIDEO
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Free Cam Shows Make For a Better Friday
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Girlfriend Plays With Her Friends Wet Pussy
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The 50 Sexiest American Athletes
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Rainy Day Jordan, Miss Playmate, Topless
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Rachel McAdams is Gorgeous
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The Dildo This Chick Has Up Her Ass is Crazy
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This Slut Knows How to Suck
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Madonna is a Stupid Cunt That Wants You to Save All Your Money and Go See Her Shitty Concert
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Some Hentai Sluts
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Pucker Up! Actresses’ Best Quotes on Girl-On-Girl Kissing Scenes (PHOTOS)
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Melanie Rios Has a Mighty Short Skirt
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Kelly Brook Does Ibiza
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Girls Kissing Girls – A Gallery
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Bad Girls Club Insanity – VIDEO
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Ariella and Vanessa Get It On
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Sofia Vergara Has The Ultimate Ass
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Sweet Teen Masterbation – VIDEO
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Carissa Rosario – Hot as Hell – VIDEO
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Well Hello Legs
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More Vanessa Hudgens
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Shy Amateur Teen is Stripping
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Some Kunt Kardashian, Just Because
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Well Hello Heather
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Kate Upton Enjoys Meat
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Candice Swanepoel Unleashes Her Ridiculously Sexy Curves For GQ
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Snooki Big Tits Pissing on the Floor
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50 Most Amazing Plays of All Time
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Ashley Tisdale is Slutty
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Cat Vs Crocodile
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Kelly Brook Spills Out Of Her Bikini
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Ashley Tisdale Or Vanessa Hudgens. Who Gives A Better Blow Job?
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Who’s Up For Some Friendly Rape At Recess?
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Whitney Port’s Got No Make-Up On…..Probaby From Too Many Facials…
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Rachel McAdams Bra
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Bow and Arrow Trick Shot
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VIDEO: Snooki Pissing Herself. Cunt Smells Like Perfume
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Reese Witherspoon is Such a Whore….
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Vanessa Hudgens. Cute Tits In Red Lace Bra
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Rihanna’s Fuck Me Boots and Reese Witherspoon Hair
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This Kid Dances Better Than You
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Jordan Carver Big Tits Photoshoot
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Renee Olstead Hard Nipples
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Celeb Twitpics….
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Sunny Leone Fat with Music
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Rose McGowan’s Throwback Photoshoot
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Arianny Celeste Hot for Complex
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Courtnie Quinlan Topless in Loaded
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

03

Feb

Mayra Suarez Possible Leaked Pics of the Day

Mayra Suarez is a ridiculously hot Mexican model who has been both a Target girl and on the cover of Glamour…and now she’s gone and leaked some amazingly hot self shot pics that I love…to the internet…to let us all know who she is…cuz before today I had no idea…and even today I can’t confirm whether they are actually her or not…I just found them in the stepFORUM so that makes them authetic enough for me….

It’s funny being Mexican how I used to hate seeing Mexicans whore themselves out for the white man, like my mother used to do, hence my conception….but that’s probably cuz the Mexicans I would see whoring out didn’t look anything like this…I need more of this bitch…I wanna guacamole all over her face….word.

Posted in:Mayra Suarez

2012

03

Feb

Tawny Kitaen Nipple on Twitter of the Day

You may remember Tawny Kitaen for being the nasty bitch in Whitesnake’s Here I Go Again Video….cuz she was married to the motherfucker…

You may remember her as the co-host of America’s funniest people….

But I remember her as the washed up 50 year old coke slut who posted a pic of her dog and her nipple on twitter…cuz the glory days of being some rock and role groupie…who banged Tommy Lee, O.J Simpson, Jerry Seinfeld and Jon Stewart….prior to this twitpic for attention shit….

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