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2012

03

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

So my homie Moses emailed me this picture a girl put on facebook along with this caption….

Stop Body-Shaming!
ALL BODIES ARE GOOD BODIES.
Age: 21
Height: 5’0″
US Size: 18/20
Measuring: 43-40-48
Proud ChubbyBunny and Riotgrrrl
Love your body. It’s good for your health!

And I remembered why I drink….and it has nothing to do with half naked fat chicks on facebook…but everything to do with having a good time…or at least numbing the pain from a life that sued me….

Here some morning links…

Some Serious Nerd Shit
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BIG TITTIES IN AN AD
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Fun With the Drive Through – VIDEO
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The 15 Hottest Viral Female Athletes
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Free Cam Shows on a Friday, For You
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Bruce Willis Told Demi Moore To Go To Rehab, She Chose Penis Cake And Whip-Its
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When Asian Dads Go Wild – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Girls. They Will Make Your Day Better
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Dude Leaks a Video of His Big Tittied Girlfriend – VIDEO
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Who’s That Girl? Meet Genesis Rodriguez
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2012

02

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I can’t stop partying Black History month…..just a few hours ago I was at a friends house watching all in the Family…and apparently either can George Jefferson…..

TV was better in the 70s…and so where women…they had less AIDS…too bad I was only 10 and the only people on my dick at the time were priests….

Here are the stepLINKS…while I go get my dick wet at the bowling alley….

I love Lindsay Lohan in a Bikini
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Blake Lively Has Only Fucked 4 Dudes
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Topless Celebrity Jean Ads
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Some Bitch Who Plays Snow White Named Lily Collins in a Magazine
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Lana Del Rey Covers British Vogue
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Funny Drive Thru…
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50 Sexiest American Athletes….
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Old Guy Powerwashes Inside of a Car
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I’m Pretty Sure Amanda Seyfried Just Called Justin Timberlake Gay
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Coco Adds a Little More Slut to Your Thursday
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Live Web Cam Sluts, You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough
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Impossible Pool Trick Shots Are Seriously Impressive – VIDEO
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The 25 Scariest Ghosts In Movies
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Geri Halliwell Goes Old School Hotness
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Christina Hendricks’ Insane Tits
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Vicki is Leggy and Has No Pants On
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Nicole Scherzinger Gallery
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Laslie Carter Odéd on Pills
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Free Cam Shows Bring the Sexy
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College Slut Gets Her Masterbation On
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The 50 Sexiest American Athletes
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Heather Graham is Nude Cause It’s Her Birthday
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taylor Swift, Just Because
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Sarah Jessica Parker Is Dressed Up As Gloria Steinem
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Miley Cyrus’ Sex Scene For ‘LOL’ (VIDEOS)
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Paris Hilton Is As Paris Hilton Does
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Ahhhhhh Minka Kelly!!
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Is This your Fantasy?
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Check Out Crissy Before and After
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How About Some Dubstep Boobies – VIDEO
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Simon Cowell Allegedly Offers Beyonce $500 MILLION To Judge X-Factor
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Zoe Britton and Lena Get It On
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Top 5: Courtney Stodden Twitter Round Up!
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Gemma Shows You Everything But the Beach
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Playboy’s Road To The Big Game
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Now That is a Short Short Skirt
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Ashley Green Just Because
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whoops, There̬s a Snake in the Pool РVIDEO
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Courtney Love Killed The Family Pets, Lives On Cocktail Of Drugs
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How NOT to Park Your Audi
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Valentine’s Special: The 66 sexiest redheads in the world
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Nicki Minaj’s Dressing Room Demands Exposed [Video]
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Hold In Your Poots Around Christina Aguilera
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Surfing Sheep…
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It Disgusts me that Jen Aniston Bought a 25 Million Dollar House…
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Ginger Spice Being Ginger Spice
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Some Olivia Munn Tits And Nipples
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Sheep Cyclone
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25 Athletes Who Cause the Most Drama
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Impossible Pool Trickshots
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Coco Has Cameltoe
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Gisele Wants You TO Pray For Tom Brady
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Jackoff To This…
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Jordan Katie Price Has See Through Pants On
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Definitely Blues Balls And Deep Throat
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Car Flips at 1000 FPS
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Snooki’s Sloppy Tits And Areola. I WARNED You.
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From the stepFORUM
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More Snooki TIt With Big Nipple
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Brandi Glanville Crippled in a Bikini
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Tila Tequila is Hot in a Black Bikini Turning Jewish
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Jennifer Lopez in a Bathing Suit for a Photoshoot
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Young Sharon Stone Topless and Amazing
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Rainy Day JOrdan Topless in Miami
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Mariana Diarco Topless in Hombre
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Keep Up With the Latest Cable Nudity
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2012

02

Feb

Olivia Munn Has Nipples of the Day

Unlike a breast cancer survivor with a Mastectomy….Olivia Munn…someone we wish was a breast cancer casualty because lets face it…if karma existed…the lie that is her would be annihilated…and we’re onto her…has nipples….and she’s showing them off in some photoshoot that reminds me both that Olivia Munn exists and that Olivia Munn still hasn’t got into porn yet…but she’s working towards that….because she probably knows this lie that is her career needs a Plan B.


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2012

02

Feb

Fatty in Training Kate Upton Making Good and Bad Choices of the Day

I always rip into Kate Upton for being a typical teen girl…You know fat in the tits thanks to hormones in the processed foods we eat….all that fast food does some good until the bitch stops working out….or her metabolism slows down when she hits 21….Her ass will catch up to her tits…and that’s why it makes no sense why she’d do a Carl’s Jr Ad…I mean other than that she’s getting paid…and she’s not fat right now…and fatty foods made her tits the way they are…endorsing young girls everywhere to get up on the fast food train so that they too can be bikini models too..or at least busty….and I guess it is starting to make sense…

Here are some photoshopped pics of her in her bikini for Beach Bunny bikinis a company that pays her tits to sell their products…which is fine for now…let’s just home it’s not a long term contract….because I may wanna see obese Upton thanks to her all you can eat Carl’s Jr and ass catching up with tits as nature designed her….in a bikini….but I’m a weirdo and most people prefer when she’s disproportionate in a good way….so here are some tits making money from all fucking angles….while it lasts.

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2012

02

Feb

Christina Hendricks Huge Tits for Cosmo UK of the Day

Christina Hendricks strategically hid her fatness by making her big fat tits explode out of her dress….cuz I guess they have a slimming effect…while also being the only thing anyone really notices or cares about when it comes to Christina Hendricks….I’m sure there’s a good mix of photoshop…girdles…spanx and harnesses….straps…master cleanses….fasting for days before this shoot that also went into these pics….but I guess we should just focus on the end product of nutty cleavage….

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2012

02

Feb

Kelly Brook Twitter Erotica of the Day

Here’s some twitter smut by someone who is pretty much a softcore pornstar…who is only known because of her tits….well if you keep track of her SHE WAS BLONDE AND IN A BIKINI FOR A MINUTE last week and now she’s brunette again simulating a porn facial….Sure, I prefer her rubbing her “miscarriage” all over herself while her pussy sticks its tongue out at us…. but I’ll post this anyway.

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2012

02

Feb

Selena Gomez Cleavage for Cosmo of the Day

I find it funny that instead of gracing billboards on the side of the highway along with the caption “Convicted Sex Offender”….or on pamphlets sent out to the neighborhood when she buys a new house so that parents lock up their kids…you know since Selena Gomez fucks dudes who are underage….she’s in Cosmo along with articles I can only assume are about how to finger your man….I’ve seen cosmo, I know the smut it peddles…I just never thought they’d sexualize a sex offender…but that’s probably cuz I never really think about Cosmo…since I’m not a 16 year old girl….but like Selena Gomez….I like them….we should hang out.

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2012

02

Feb

Penelope Cruz Showing Skin for PETA of the Day

Penelope Cruz really fucked us on this PETA campaign…she’s supposed to get naked for fur, not give fur the cold shoulder…what a fucking rip off…but the good news is that she’s recently had a kid and isn’t the big bird nosed Penelope Cruz she once was….making these non nude pics of her not getting naked for fur a nice gesture on PETA’s part…but then again, I’m into seeing all bitches naked…and not strategic naked that’s like they aren’t even naked….I’m talking fully spread eagled and ready for entry….

Here s a compilation of her nude scenes that brought her from Spain to America to make up for PETA’s Fail….

Posted in:Penelope Cruz

2012

02

Feb

Kim Kardashians Hot Skin Disease of the Day

You say psoriasis plaques…I say AIDS lesions….but unfortunately, as vile and polluted as she is…we’re not lucky enough for her to have a terminal disease…

But here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian’s disgusting skin disorder that I like to use to remind anyone out there who still thinks she is hot…even after she’s dragged herself through the mud, and I don’t mean in her sex tape where she was getting fucked by a black guy…not motivated by equal opportunity or Black History Month….but by greed and her personal gain….I mean by making America think she is the spawn of the devil who represents all things wrong in America….a skin disorder I wish was the start of the Flesh eating disease…that spends the next month eating away all all her flesh….until she no longer exists…you know just a pile of thick bones….


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Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2012

02

Feb

Demi Lovato for Tyler Shields Bullshit of the Day

These pictures annoy me….but then again so does everything Tyler Shields does….

For those of you who don’t know, or care, Tyler Shields is supposed to be this high concept photography artist genius at least by Hollywood standards cuz his dad is probably a famous producer or some shit…but still gets work and press for is “wild” and “crazy” shoots that take about as much thought and as about as high concept as a pile of bullshit to shock….he’s only interesting cuz the people in the pics are famous…or semi-famous..or Demi Lovato.. because the general public are fucking retards….so as his career grows for being full of shit and a lie….he’s pumping out crap like this…of Demi Lovato…chubby Demi Lovato…without showing off the one important thing about herother than her bi-polar disorder….her tits…

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