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2012

01

Feb

Alison Brie’s Creepy “Hot” Twitpic of the Day

I don’t really know who Alison Brie is, but apparently she was on Mad Men and is currently on Community….I posted a picture of her getting spanked in her panties in GQ …..as well as a video of her Half Naked for Complex ….and the funny thing about her is that she’s got some obscure fanbase that is so into her at least one of them sent me this twitpic of her saying how hot she was and shit was too weird not to post.

Dear Jesus.

I love the site. I love the pictures and videos but I really love how you rip these celebrity bitches a new asshole. I wish I could rip celebrity bitches and new asshole. Not with words, with scissors.

Here is a picture Alison Brie posted on twitter. I’ve been jerking off to her for at least a year. I really like her and her tits but this is the hottest I’ve ever seen her.

It is like you can see fear in her eyes. It is like she is locked in my trunk looking up at me begging me not to hurt her or her family. It is like she knows she is gonna get it. All wide-eyed and erotic.

There is not enough girls in fear pictures out there. Everyone focuses on half naked when what matters is what is beneath the surface. You should do more of that. I know I’d be happy and I am sure other people would too.

Hope to see it on the site,

Timmy

This is the kind of internet shit that should make women online dating worried. The freaks of the internet still exist and I’m the lucky one getting emailed by them….

I’d call the police, but I’d rather just post the non-erotic pic that Timmy finds erotic cuz there’s humor in this somewhere…look into her big deer in the headlight eyes while figuring it out….

What happened to girls posting hot half naked pics…weird.

Posted in:Alison Brie

2012

01

Feb

Kate Upton Does the Marilyn Monroe of the Day

I get that a bitch like Kate Upton, who at 19 has a set of DD tits, fears what she will do when her metabolism slows down and the rest of her body catches up to those pre-mature thanks to hormones in the food titties….and I get that she wishes we lived in an era where being thin wasn’t so important…you know cuz Marilyn Monroe in the 50s was substantially fatter than Upton will probably e ever be, provided things don’t go bad for her, leaving her with a meth problem out of work in a trailer shopping at wal mart for her 8 black babies from different fathers…happy black history month….cuz she looks like she could easily be obese….if she let herself…

But I think we need to let Monroe be dead…sure we can jerk off to her vintage erotica and appreciate her look, feel, vibe, hustle….you know a classy whore in an era where even white trash was classy….

We need to stop letting modern day bitches make a mockery of her by doing shit like this…

It’s like this busty SI Model needs to find her own campaign, her own trademark, her own fucking voice….do something fucking original….she’s got the titties for it….

There’s no excuse for this, it’s not halloween…you twat.

Posted in:Kate Upton

2012

01

Feb

Jenna Marbles Alleged Sex Tape of the Day

I don’t know the legitimacy of this claim….because I don’t know who the fuck Jenna Marbles is…but apparently she’s some girl who made a video called “How To Trick People Into Thinking You’re Good Looking”….that got so many views cuz youtube is a determinant of all things important in life….

I figure Youtube fame is something hard to live with, cuz you barely get paid from the shit, it doesn’t lead to mansions and Rolls Royce’s, it’s more of a shit, 50,000,000 people saw a video of me farting blood….how do I keep this fame…sex tape…

So I don’t know if this is her, I just know if it is, it would make sense, but more importantly, I know she gives shitty head…even though she’s already got a porn name….


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Posted in:Jenna Marbles

2012

01

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Fucking and drinking makes working on a blog hard…but not having internet for 3 days makes it way fucking harder….

Here’s some links while I try to hack my asshole neighbor’s modem he decided to put on lock cuz I guess I went over his download limit….typical asshole behavior….he must be….a….cheap piece of shit who doesn’t believe in charity.

Slow Motion Stuff Explodi8ng is Always a Great Way to Start Things Off
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The 20 Hottest Champions in Sports
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Free Cam Shows to Help You Make It Through the Hardest Part of the Week
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Gotta Love a Sexy Hidden Camera – VIDEO
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Madden is Trashy in a Cowboy Hat
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Gallery
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Live Cam Shows Bring the Sexy
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Dude Leaks Video of His Slutty Ex Girlfriend
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Nick Nolte’s 10 Most Grizzled Roles
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Posted in:MHD

2012

31

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Today has been entertaining….from people who can’t take a joke…to people who really can’t take a joke…to people who don’t get that this site is a mean spirited take on the world….that could be considered offensive to all religions, all colors, all nations, all beliefs, all movements, including bowel movements, all genders, sexualities and fetishes…..

People need to get some perspective by clicking
Here are the stepLINKS…

Jennifer Nicole Lee Slutting Out in a Bikini
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Web Cam Sluts That Will Make You Think You’ve Died and Gone to Heaven
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Keira Knightley Hot for GQ
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Wife Carrying Competition
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25 Hottest WAGs with the Most Conquests
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Katherine Heigl Big Tits
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Talking Backwards
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I Gotta Say This Street Musician is Impressive
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The 10 Best Black Superheroes In Movies
Wait, Hollywood has actually produced 10 black superheroes?!?
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Jordan Carver’s Sexy Big Pillows
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Katherine Heigl Is Still A Pretentious, Confused Bitch
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Sherra is Sexy in a Tiny Pink Bikini
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Free Cam Shows, For Your Pleasure
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Vanity Fair’s Annual White Girl Issue Featuring Two Non-White Girl s
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Hottie and a Sex Toy – VIDEO
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NFL or NBA: Who Has the Hotter Cheerleaders?
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Laura Prepon Nude Debut In LAY THE FAVORITE
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Ahhhhh Rachel McAdams
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Julianne Moore Does Flawless Portrayal of Sarah Palin in ‘Game Change’ Trailer (VIDEO)
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NBC Pulls Fear Factor’s Donkey Jizz Episode
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Jennifer Nicole Bikini Hotness
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Katharine McPhee’s New Show Looks Really Good and By Her Show, I Mean Her Tits
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Molly Will Make You Love Blondes
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Lauren Budd 4 Frederick’s of Hollywood
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Who’s Trying To Chop This Down?: Anna Watson Is College Football’s Strongest Female Cheerleader and She’s Kinda Disgusting [Video]
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Lilian and Inessa Have Some fun with a Strap On
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Jennifer Corner is Super Super Sexy
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The Many Encores Of Rihanna’s Nipples
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One Best Friend Goes Down On Another Best Friend – VIDEO
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Nicole Scherzinger, Just Because
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WTF Are You Wearing
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Miranda Kerr & Megan Gale @ 2012 AACTA Awards in Sydney
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And ANOTHER Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Wow Lucy Lawless is Looking Pretty Hot
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Prank on Teacher Backfires
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This Slut Has a Bit of Meat On Her, But Fuck It
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9 wholly unnecessary licensed children’s products
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Kim Kardashian is a Fucking Idiot of the Day
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The Apollo Theater Turns 78… See Which Legendary Acts Started Their Careers Here [Photos]
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25 Greatest Teams in Sports Movies
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Charlize Theron’s Golden Globes Outfit cost 8,000,000 Dollars
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Reese Witherspoon Calls Bieber a Girl
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Incredible Street Musician
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Big Tits Spilling Out Of Bikini
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George Clooney’s Ex Will Fuck Anything. I Mean ANYTHING!
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How To Kill a Washing Machine
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Rihanna Dressed Like A Hooker In See Through Top And No Bra
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Lucy Pinder Big Tits In See Through Lingerie
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Elisabetta Canalis Making Out with Steve-O
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Top 100 Pornstars Right Now
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Dog Fail
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Staging Pics for Attention in a Bikini
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Scarlett Johansson Hot in Some Magazine
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Jennifer Lawrence in Tight Pants
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More Candice Swanepoel in a Bikini
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Leilani Dowding Topless Bikini
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

31

Jan

Brittney Jones in her Bikini Showing Tit of the Day

Here’s some bitch who Ashton Kutcher cheated on Demi Moore with…or at least claimed he cheated on Demi Moore with showing off her sloppy body in a bikini showing nipple for attention…cuz the legacy that is releasing a sex tape after claiming to have fucked Kutcher….a sex tape that I posted the preview to and that Buy Here ….and these pics are just as fake and staged as the sex in her shitty sex tape…


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Posted in:Brittney Jones

2012

31

Jan

Eniko Mihalik Titties for Numero of the Day

ENIKO MIHALIK is a hot model who gets naked for her modeling which is pretty much what modeling is all about as far as I’m concerned – it is also what fashion is all about…cuz without tits it would just be about the clothing…and since we see clothing on every bitch who leaves her house…where is the fucking joy in that….

Posted in:Eniko Mihalik

2012

31

Jan

Anja Rubik Titties for Vogue Japan of the Day

Anja Rubik is another hot model who is showing her titties for fashion and reminding us that despite the fashion industry being full of homos, they always manage to produce smut I can jerk off to, because sometimes a high production tit shot is all I really need to get off, you know when throat fucking and high production porn fails me….that’s all I have to say about that….

Posted in:Anja Rubik

2012

31

Jan

Danielle Sharp’s Titties for Front Magazine of the Day

Thes UK Busty bitches in magazines are slowly starting to make me understand why magazines like this exist…they post hot, busty, young looking girls with ridiculous tits in sleazy photoshoots, that may not show vagina lip, but that doesn’t matter since vagina lips don’t always reflect well on the tits they are associated with…

Posted in:Danielle Sharp

2012

31

Jan

Kristen Bell is an Unstable Bitch of the Day

I hate unstable bitches more than pretty much anything….I generally like people with no emotion…cuz just the idea of hysterical laughing or extreme joy or anger or sadness with the flip of a switch scares me…it is actual madness that makes a motherfucker worry whether he is gonna get stabbed or some shit…..so seeing Kristen Bell, a barely there actress admit that she is a nutcase who cries when happy or sad like a mad person…makes reminds me that actor’s are fucking pussies but more importantly that sometimes the middle aged girl I want to fuck is better to jerk off to…

So this clip of Kristen Bell admitting she is a nutcase and bringing footage of her freaking out when her boyfriend Dax Shepard brought her a Sloth for her birthday….isn’t funny to me…it is scary…and even more scary is that Dax Shepard has a girlfriend and actually gets laid by anyone who isn’t the drunk girl at the bar in her mid 30s who remembers him on Punk’d and whatever shit movie he was in….but a girl who is successful enough of an actor to land a real boyfriend…Weird….but further evidence of her instability…

Here she is in House of LIes all slutty

Posted in:Kristen Bell