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2012

27

Jan

Daisy Lowe Not Naked Enough for a Campaign of the Day

I am not overly excited by these nude pictures of Daisy Lowe for some fashion line’s summer campaing…because strategic nudity annoys me…especially when that strategic nudity strategy involves hiding all body parts that define nudity as nudity….you know no tits, no asshole, no pussy, no bush…no nudity…..even though she’s wearing nothing….

Not to mention, Daisy Lowe….Gwen Stefani’s unwanted stepdaughter, who grew up with no father, cuz Gavin Rossdale denied she was his, until a paternity test proved otherwise, all filled with daddy issues and confusion, addiction and willingness to let men inside her to feel wanted…has done PLAYBOY NAKED and OTHER PHOTOSHOOTS NAKED ….making this non nudity nudity pretty fucking shitty…but I’m posting it anyway…

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2012

27

Jan

stepNEWS of the Day

Holy shit the stepNEWS is amazing today…from proposition minors for sex, to prostiting with AIDS, to being saved by breast impants, to beating cops, to women locking kids in their trailor park bathroom, I’m in love with this post….

Colorado Man Arrested For Prostituting With AIDS
During a police roundup Darren Garcia was arrested for the 9th time in five years for prostituting with AIDS.
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Florida Woman: Breast Implants Saved My Life
A Florida woman was attacked by her ex-boyfriend’s new lover and survived multiple stabs to her chest because of the implants

Teacher Sentence After Craigslist Ad For 13-Year-Old
A second grade teacher, Aaron Turner attempted to have sexual relations with a 13-year-old boy over craigslist. He will be sentence in Morrow County Common Pleas Court

Men Punch Out Temple University Cops On Video
Disturbing cell phone shows a crowd in North Philadelphia turning on two Temple police officers.

Surveillance Camera Shows Bus Attack In Florida
The State Attorney’s Office has released surveillance video of a 14-year-old girl getting beaten up on a school bus.

PA Woman Arrested For Trying To Proposition Teen Boy
A Western Pennsylvania woman trapped a teenage boy in the bathroom of her trailer and attempted to have sex with him

Pennsylvania Cop Might Have Let Bank Robbers Go
A police officer in New Wilmington, Pennsylvania stopped a couple for speeding when he let them go to when dispatched to a bank robbery. It turns out the couple could be responsible for the bank robbery.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2012

27

Jan

Adriana Lima’s Bikini Photoshoot Continues of the Day

You know what I just realized….I can stare at a picture of a bikini model in a bikini for at least an hour….in fact I can stare at a picture of any girl…thick or thin, black or white, asian or hispanic, handicapped or retarded, disabled or athletic….middle aged or late teens…mom or infertile…pregnant or recently miscarried…in a bikini for at least an hour…I like half naked bitches…it’s unforunate that they aren’t always around me and that I have to resort to the internet to make this shit happen…it’s unfortuante that there’s no 9-5 job that involves me staring at bitches in bikinis….but I guess it makes for a pretty pathetic and unrewarding hobby…and since I’m great at pathetic and unrewarding….it works for me…


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2012

27

Jan

Selena Gomez Sex Offender Legs Promoting Som Shit of the Day

Unlike the horny old bitch down the hall from me with the unhealthy Justin Bieber obsession….I’m not looking forward to his 18th birthday…cuz that will mean I can’t make Selena Gomez sex offender jokes and that’s all I have going for me..even though I know this “relationship” is one staged for the media….I still like the idea of some older twat looking for more fame riding some underage dude with insane levels of fame for exposure…mainly cuz it is illegal….but also cuz sex offenders are hilarious…even when they never get charged cuz they are all Hollywood….

Here are her little pervert legs I’d want to be warned about if she moved in my community…..mainly so that I could plot how I was gonna sex offend her….and not so much so that I could lock my kids up from her….if you know what I mean…

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2012

27

Jan

Heidi Klum in March 2012 InStyle UK of the Day

These are rumored to be some no make-up, pre-divorce from the scarred up big penis black man SEAL she has been raising and developing her own tribe with, possibly in efforts to build her own breed of human cuz she’s just that rockin’ genetically……in March 2012 Instyle…and despite being a mom of a dozen in her 40s….she’s still got it going on to me…but then again I just love divorcees…all eager to get fit and fuck as many cocks as possible as dirty as possible to feel alive again….something I love getting in the way of…especially if dude left bitch for a younger woman..shit is on….

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2012

27

Jan

Jessica Simpson’s Big Old Mom Tits of the Day

I don’t know when these pictures are from…they all kind of blend and blur into each other…into an awkward pile of useless shit that occupies my brain….when really I should be focusing on other things that are more important…like getting girls to send me nude pictures…see cuz staring at some pregnant ex-popstar….all weathered is barely fun, stimulating or entertaining even when she’s pushing up her milk-filled tits intensely for us all to care about her for the final few months of her career….you know cuz she’s all proud that she has an explanation for her over eating and fatness she’ll never bounce back from…and she wants all the men in the world to recognize….and appreciate….so here’s her soon to be mom tits…cuz you weirdos are into this shit…and I guess so am I….except for the whole being built like a fucking school bus part…that her tits allow me to divert focus from…

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2012

27

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I went drinking at a strip club where all the barmaids used to be hot a few years ago..but now they are all fat…because that’s what working a bar for half a decade…drinking beer and potato chips….going from 25-30….does to a bitch….It’s one of those I know it happens situations…but I don’t want to actually see it and accept it…which leads to me drinking more…and I guess that’s the whole bar’s strategy to sell booze…genius….”the more they drink the more they’ll realize how fat and shitty our staff has got”….but I still prefer hot pussy.

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The 20 Tightest Outfits in Sports
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Free Cam Shows, Happy Friday
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8 Year Old Girl Guitarist is Out of Hand!
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When Your Dog is Shitting Condoms (That Aren’t Yours)
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Well Hello Jeri Lee
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Lindsay Lohan Sued For That Time She Hit A Baby With Her Car
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Live Web Cam Sluts That Will Drive You Wild
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MILF Tries the Fucking Machine for the First Time
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The 100 Biggest Twitter Fails in Sports History
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Posted in:MHD

2012

26

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m tired of trying to convince girls to get naked for me….they should just fucking do it on their own….without any hustling…just out of the kindness of their hearts….bitches….

Now it is drinking time and here are the links….

If This Pussy Could Talk – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Sluts For You to Make the Most of Your Thursday Night
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Katie Price Has Got Awesome Tits….But Even Better Drunk Face..
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Hottest WAG’s of the 2012 Superbowl
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They Call Him the Worst Church Singer….I Call Him the Best
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Christina Ricci Hot in a Photoshoot
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Port-o-Potty Ownage…..
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Kate Beckinsale Titty Hotness
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Kate Beckinsale Presents Her Cleavage To Ze Germans
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Massive Oil Tank Explosion is Scary as Hell – VIDEO
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The 10 Greatest Inventions For Lazy People
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This Picture Moment is Brought to You By Sherra
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Whitney Houston is Completely Broke
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Meet Beautiful Dutch Playmate Zimra Geurts
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Maureen is an Asian Cyber Sex Hottie
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WTf Photo of the Day
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Free Cam Shows Make Your Day a Little More Sexy
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Girl Caught SHowing Her Boobs At the Office – VIDEO
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There May Be a Shakira Sex Tape! Yes!
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UK TV Host Lisa Snowdon Panty Upskirt
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There is Something Incredibly Gay About Tom Cruise Sitting in a Tea Cup
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Ahhh Miranda Kerr Hotness
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Vienna Girardi. Sure, Why Not
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Demi Moore Was Doing Whip Its and That’s Why She Had a Seizure WTF
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The guy from ‘Good Day New York’ might have raped a chick
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Helena Christensen Looks Mighty Fine
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This Dancer’s Ass is Incredible
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Snoop To Kris Humphries: “You Shouldn’t Have Tried To Wife The Bitch… She’s Not That Type Of Ho!� [Video]
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Paulina James and Kylie Wild Get It On
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This Chick Gets Off With the Machines
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Irina Shayk – Swimsuit Photoshoot
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Gotta Love a Leggy Gal and Short Shorts
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Georgia Salpa is Trashy and I Like It
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This Chick is Getting Her Masterbation on and I Like
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Pics Of Adriana Lima in A Bikini
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And That’s Why You Gotta Watch Where You Are Going – VIDEO
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And the award for worst charity benefit ever goes to…
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Battle Of The Video Vixens: Kimbella vs. Erica Mena [Video/Photos]
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Kelly Brook Bikini Twitter Photo From Vacation
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Kim Kardashian is Self Absorbed and Read Her Own Google Alerts, There’s a Fucking Surprise
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I love how soldiers get their trucks delivered….
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Exclusive Stan Lee Interview
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Katrina Bowden Posing with her Ass in Panties
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50 Most Ridiculous Mascots…..
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Crazy Basketbal Shot into His Own Basket
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20 Sexiest Sports Reporters….
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Fisting Fun With Rihanna
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I’m Loving Lana Del Rey….Rich Girl Turned Popstar…..Hot Photoshoot…
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2 MCs and a Digital Board Make Music While Some Hipster Cunt Dances Badly….
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Paula Patton Sweet Thong Wedgie In See Thru Spandex
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Vanessa Hudgens Topless After Losing Bikini Top
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Is There Nothing The Kardashian’s Have Not Shit On?
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Crazy 8 Year Old Guitarist
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LeAnn Rimes THigh Highs
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Louise Glover See Through…
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More Pics of Vanessa HUdgens Losing Her Top
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Brittany Daniel Topless
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2012

26

Jan

Adriana Lima’s Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Nothing like some bikini model modeling bikini to end my day of uselessness on a blog everyone pretends they never heard of becuase maybe they have actually never heard of it…but that works against my self esteem….like I assume Lima’s mom body works against her self esteem…cuz what you’re not seein in these pics are all the things she hates about herself…all the imperfections that even at the 1,000,000 dollars a shoot she charges…she sits and obsesses over….like her big droopy mom pussy she’s got folded up in bikini bottoms…


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2012

26

Jan

Kelly Brook Big Titty Bikini Pic for Twitter of the Day

I didn’t know Kelly Brook was a blonde…that’s cuz I don’t keep track of Kelly Brook…or more importantly…her hair color….cuz i don’t give a fuck about the bitch….

I do know she is a busty low grade model who managed to fuck herself a bit of a career the last few years…..and I do know she’s in a bikini showing her tits for twitter while holding a coconut making a silly jokes like “Breakfast time…. grab the coconuts”…so subtle of a reference to the tits that made her a somebody…and I am not …

I still prefer her naked, covered in abortion photoshoot I can see her pussy lip in….but nothing wrong with a bitch built like this promoting her own bikini line…cuz I appreciate looking at the pictures….

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