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2012

26

Jan

Ashley Tisdale’s Slutty Twitter Pic of the Day

When you run a whole bunch of digital filters on an ugly bitch in picture…to the point where she doesn’t look like herself…but instead like an old picture you found in a puddle of piss in the corner of your basement…all weathered and faceless….just a mystery girl wearing a pair of thigh highs that you can almost jerk off to just trying to imagine the story behind the picture….imagining where she is now, or what she was doing posing like that in the 1940s, whether she was like an Anne Frank killed in the war, or if she went on to hollywood….maybe what year she died, or how many times she got fucked or if she took it up the ass….and the whole thing almost becomes romantic masturbation fodder….until you realize it’s just bad face Tisdale slutting out for attention after running tons of filters on her picture to make her more palatable…..and you know what…I’m into any bitch acting slutty for a camera…hot faced or not….

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2012

26

Jan

The Rest of Irina Shayk’s Esquire Pics


I’m so advanced at this internet shit….that way back on January 4th, 2012, I POSTED THE IRINA SHAYK ESQUIRE PICS …It’s like I’m a fucking profit or some shit that people need to start following for redemption when the end of the world comes this december…Motherfuckers, I got my finger on the pulse of this shit and I don’t even give a shit about this shit….there’s tons of real life hot pussy I’d rather be focusing on, making fun of, endorsing….cuz real life hot pussy puts out…while Irina Shayk only fucks those who help her russian whore ass get ahead….

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2012

26

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s the morning…here’s my dump…far less painful that previous dumps…all jet lagged…dehydrated…detoxing….because I passed out last night in a post vegas pile of shit….instead of drinking my face off until sunrise as I normally do to deal with my shit life….on that high not of positivity….here’s some links….

Destroyed in Seconds: A Compilation – VIDEO
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The 25 Hottest Athletes in Bikinis
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Free Cam Shows Make Thursday a Little More Sexy
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Port o Potty Ownage Prank – VIDEO
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Happy Chinese New Year from Sora Aoi
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Jordan Carver is Slutty at the Train Station
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Britney Spears is Still Country Ya’ll But At Least She Ain’t a Total Mess
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Live Cam Shows Make Any Bad Day Better
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Skinny Blonde Plays With Her Pussy Outdoors – VIDEO
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Model Special: Hot In The Streets
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Posted in:MHD

2012

25

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Coming back from Vegas to my Fat Wife has been one of my life’s greatest tragedies….I am currently plotting my escape….see cuz the first time I went to Vegas I found it trashy, like serious white trash, disgusting, lame, cheesy, pathetic and boring cuz drinking is expensive…but this time I realized that’s exactly what I love about it…I could never get bored of fucking ex showgirls turned elderly escorts…and all the other fun shit…from midgets to old times, meth addicts to fucking clowns…shit is a circus…I could see myself dying in..

Here are the stepLINKS

Brandi Glanville Hotter than LeAnn Rimes in her Bikini
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Jodie Marsh Talking About Her Exploded TItty
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Insane Chinese Military Training with a Live Grenade
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Serena WIlliams See Through at Least That’s What I Think it Is….
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Rihanna See THrough Dress
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Jennifer Love Hewitt in a Kinda Hot Photoshoot
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Rihanna’s Stupid Tattoo….She’s Trashy…
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Painting with a Basketball….Crazy
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Amanda Seyfried is not hot on Set
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Live Web Cam Sex Shows All at Once, All For You
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Split Screen Bohemian Rhapsody – VIDEO
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10 Badass Adversaries Worthy Of Fighting Liam Neeson
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A Collection of Femme Fetales in Bikinis
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Rihanna is Getting Dumber By the Fucking Day
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Meet Beautiful Dutch Playmate Zimra Geurts
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Guess Which Tweener Probably Went Back to Rehab
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Well Hello Jerri Lee
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Free Cams Bring the Sexy
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Lesbian Sluts X Four – VIDEO
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The 50 Most Ridiculous Mascots in Sports
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Whitney Port Nip Slip
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Blake Lively Brings Some Drama
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Survey Says: PILOT SCHLONG!!! – VIDEO
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Lea Michele and Her Giant Schnoz Are Slutty in Some New Ads
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Zahir Dehar Lingerie For Prostitutes
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Ahhhhhhh Kate Beckinsale
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Painting With a Basketball WTF – VIDEO
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And This Chick Has a Gaping Asshole
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This Lady Was Banging a 13 Year Old
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How About a Lesbian Secret – VIDEO
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Penthouse Forum Letters Were My Sex Education
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Logan and Aspen Have Some Lesbian Fun
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Debora’s Sexy Photoshoot – VIDEO
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I Love a Hottie in Nylons, What Can I Say
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Olivia Wilde is Cute and Casual
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Taylor Swift Went to the Zoo
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Kristen Bell Does Vegas, Is Boring
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Madalina Ghenea Rocks Her Drool-Inducing Curves… Damn!
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Vienna Giradi A Desperate Chick With Nipples And Bikini Camel Toe. I’ll Take It!
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Victoria Sundance Slutty in Leggings at Sundance
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CRAZY Bat Infestation
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Wildest Celeb Bathing Suits
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Miley Likes Black Cock and Has Impressive Oral Skills. Here’s Proof
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I’d Probably Call This Bitch a Slut And Whore Too
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Now You Too Can Dress Up Like An Underage Prostitute. But First, You Need A Body Like This…
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Gina Carano Muscular and Manly in GQ
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Jay Z hangs Out With Some Really Cool People… And Murderers.
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Guitar Swing Gone Wrong
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THis Jessie Kressa Bitch is One Manly Bitch Posing Sexy
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Miley Cyrus Nipples
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Mila Kunis Ass in Tight Pants
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Uma THurman THrowback Nude Beach
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Alice Goodwin 2012 RIdiculous Tits
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2012

25

Jan

UK Big Broher Tashie Jackson Sex Tape of the Day

So some no name from UK Big Brother has released a sex tape, which is only natural because the kind of bitch who would be compelled to do Big Brother…or any reality show for that matter…is the kind who is trying to get famous….and what better way to get famous than to release a sex tape…I mean it worked for Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton, didn’t it?

What these low level sluts don’t get is that the world is so porn saturated that we don’t care if any bitch fucks on camera…we’re desensitized….especially when the bitch fucking on camera has to rub herself to get wet after sucking a dudes dick…we like a bitch to be wet at all times….at least in our sex tapes…cuz I’m the king of making bitches dry…within 10 seconds of them realizing what they are doing…

They also don’t realize that Kim Kardashian was working with the top publicist in hollywood to get her interviews, coverage, etc when her tape hit…it was a bigger plan…

It wasn’t just a bitch fucking a black dude awkward and like we all fuck at home….

Who cares…just watch the sex tape cuz it’s out there….and wait til the part she says “You Filled Me Up”…cuz bitch didn’t even have the decency to take a load on her face for her big porn debut…what a cunt…

I guess her strategy worked cuz before today…I had no idea who she was….

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Posted in:Tashie Jackson

2012

25

Jan

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some afternoon random news of random people doing random things that are pretty fucking entertaining…cuz people are idiots, perverts, freaks, and I love watching them….it makes for very good times…when you realize just how ridiculous the world is…

NC Mom Takes Out Burglar With Bed Post
Victoria Jones, a North Carolina mother, knew how to defend her family from a would-be intruder, by knocking him on the head with a bed post.

Girl Scout Peeping Tom Arrested
A man was arrested outside a Girl Scout meeting area. The details surrounding his arrest are bizarre and disturbing.

East Haven Mayor Taking Heat For Taco Comment
The Mayor of East Haven, Connecticut is being chastised for his taco comment when asked what was he is going to do for the Latino community.

Woman Sues Cash Money Records
A College Park woman claims a record company is responsible for a violent attack that took place inside a studio bathroom.

“The Ice Hole’ Opens On Minnesota Fishing Lake
A Minnesota man thought it would be a great idea to open a bar on ice catering to ice fishers.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2012

25

Jan

Zahia Dehar Ex-Prostitute in Lingerie for V-Mag of the Day

I once wrote “I don’t do sports, but I do do prostitutes, so here’s the 18 whore behind a fun scandal involviving two top players of the French Soccer Team who hired her when she was 17 or even 16…” back when Zahia Dehar Wore a Slutty Dress and Showed off her Ass and when Zahia Dehar wore no pants and flashed the world her ass ….when her story first dropped….

Well now she’s 18, and V Magazine did a photoshoot with her…cuz nothing says fashion like ex-teen-hookers to the stars…especially when the trashy bitch looks this hot….

Here are the hot pics….

Posted in:Zahia Dehar

2012

25

Jan

Lea Michele poses for her ad campaign for Candies of the Day

That Dude From Glee who goes by the name Lea Michelle was cast to be the spokesperson for Candies…a company that has historically had hot photoshoots with famous bitches you want to fuck…Like Britney Spears and Hayden Panettiere, but this is the recession and obviously everyone is feeling it…especially Candies…so they were forced to run with a sure shot to promote their garbage…cuz they know this bitch has a huge fan base…instead of a bitch you’d want to see posing hot even though I’d watch anyone try to pose hot….and here is the dude from glee….

Here is the video….

Posted in:Lea Michele

2012

25

Jan

Katherine McPhee Armpit Lick of the Day

A dirty, hippie, vegan bitch I originally met in the park cuz she was trying to get me to sign something protesting composting not being available to apartment dwellers…or some shit I responded to cuz she had no bra on….and decided to make into a FB friend….once asked me when drunk if she could sniff my dirty armpit while I lick her dirty armpit while mutually masturbating…making me think Armpits are an actual fetish…and this Katherine McPhee shit is making someone somewhere very happy as her jerks off right now….unfortuantly…I like my armpit fetish porn with more nudity.

Posted in:Katherine McPhee

2012

25

Jan

Shameless Nudity on TV of the Day

I love that TV is on the move towards porn…it gives me hope that one day my TV show will get picked up…the only issue is that I haven’t bothered writing it cuz I am lazy….coupled with the fact that I don’t know how to write, I don’t have any good concepts, even if I did, they’d never sell or get produced because I’m that kind of failure…but it is nice to pretend that all my ideas are consistently getting ripped off…like Californication or Shameless…cuz it is good for my self esteem….see no one likes to admit they barely exist…which is possibly why I cry when I masturbate…

I’m just fucking around…I’m too lazy to care or feel like a loser…what I am trying to say is that tits on TV has been something I’ve always wanted when TV was invented….and something I appreciate now that it is here enough to skip the show itself and download the clip off the internet cuz SOPA is my bitch….

Here’ Laura Wiggins….getting fucked up the ass…..while having small talk…

Here’s Emmy Rossum…..Hates me on twitter but I like watching her fuck….

Posted in:HBOobs