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2012

24

Jan

Sofia Vergara’s Huge Cleavage of the Day

The greatest thing about Sofia Vergara isn’t the accent she plays up to be typecast as the hot latina mom. It’s not her back story of drug cartels in Colombia tricking hollywood to support her career choices…to escape death…it is not the fact that she’s old, or that she’s probably had an outrageous amount of dick in getting by those years as a young single mother…it isn’t the fact that she’s tricked hollywood into caring about her, or laughing at her jokes…it is one hundred percent…her tits.

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2012

24

Jan

Lindsay Lohan See Thru Shirt of the Day

I don’ know how accurate this virgin loser nerd photoshop job is on Lindsay Lohan’s black top…but it looks like I can see a little nipple and I guess that’s enough to get yourself a post here on Drunkenstepfather.com, cuz nipple on great tits, without a bra is all I need….Sure the virgin loser nerd photoshop job is almost hysterical…you know cuz I visualize the motherfucker doctoring these to release to the masses, so proud of his work….pathetic in a “I dont’ get pussy way” and I guess that’s why I’m endorsing him…cuz sometimes that pat on the back, or recognition when all else in life wrongs you….is all you need to keep going….

I don’t even really know when these pics were taken…but I’m thinking recentlry….her face all bloated…and lovely…


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2012

24

Jan

Ashley Smith Ass in Panties Viral for Jalouse of the Day

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Here’s a hipster fashion video that is so clever because it breaks down what the video maker wanted to do with his video…you know to make it viral…I can just imagine when they came up with this concept as a group and gave each other high fives over the shit…you know tell us what you’re doing so we can laugh about how true and ironic it is…and the fact that all their followers and drones actually think it is clever reminds me of how idiotic the world is…98 percent of people are useless fucking sheep who attach themselves to various bullshit…but at their core are just the fucking same follower looking for acceptance….

The good news is that there’s some hot model ass in panties….which is great if you can see past how annoying the concept behind the shit is…

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2012

24

Jan

Kim Kardashian Polluting Daytime TV in a Tight Dress of the Day

I don’t mind Kim Kardashian as much when I’m staring at her porn ass in a tight dress…even though I know she’s got straps and bandages and whatever the fuck else to make her look like an hour glass figure….and maybe that’s cuz I know she’s an intentional pornstar who fucked on camera for all this attention…or maybe cuz I know the end is near…both qualities I look for in an ass in a tight dress I’m staring at…this shit’s ridiculous….and I’m sad she didn’t do the rounds at the porn awards…even though she still makes millions off the shit…and an insider told me that she legally had to sign off on the shit…with documents, waivers and ID scans cuz any porn DVD is heavily regulated….Don’t believe the lie…

The best thing about this is that Kim Kardashian was co-hosting Live with Kelly….I’m sure that was riveting and compelling conversation that was both though provoking and life changing….am I the only one concerned about the smut we’re feeding our housewives???

Here’s the clip of some inappropriate morning fatness…….

Here’s some pics….

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2012

24

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was up all night drinking at some fucking depressing bar in some depressing…yet affordable…even for me…Casino last night with an ex show girl…turned call girl…bitter as fuck about what Vegas has become…but I think it had more to do with what her life became as I ejaculated on her old, weathered face….filling her wrinkles better than BOTOX…

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2012

24

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m still in Vegas – Drunk….But taking the time to give you some stepLINKS…I’m a fucking hero…at least that’s what I’m telling all the middle aged moms on their menopause party trips….all tight dressed and big mom tittied…..vagina pieces everywhere like an exploded hoover dam…..I can’t ever come home…This is now home….

Rihanna is Partying With Chris Brown and Is Obviously Dumb as Shit and Didn’t Learn Her Lesson the First Time Aroun
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Kate Bosworth in Interview…Slut
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Paula Deen’s 10 Deadliest Recipes
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A Bunch of Sluts From the AVN Awards
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Cameron Diaz is Our Looking Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Girl on Girl: Tiffany Crystal and Jessica Vaugn
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Karli is Super Sexy at the Beach
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This Girl Can Sneeze With Her Eyes Open – VIDEO
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Free Cam Shows, That’s a Price You Can’t Beat
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Naked Hottie Get’s Super Flexible
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Patriots vs. Giants: Which Super Bowl Team Has the Hottest Fans
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Bucky Larsen Has Meredith Giangrande Bucky Naked!
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Ahhhhh eva Mendes
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Haven’t Seen Much of Bar Refaeli Lately, So Here She Is
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Steven Tyler Screams Out The National Anthem Exactly The Way You’d Expect Steven Tyler To Scream Out The National Anthem – VIDEO
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Naya Rivera is Wearing a Bathrobe or Something
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Move Over, Sexy Ass Coming Through
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Kevin Federline Had a Mild Heart Attack Cause He’s a Fucking Fat Ass
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Two Busty Teens Get It On – VIDEO
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This Pastor & His Wife Encourage Sex For Jesus
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Sexy Massage Turns into Hot Lesbian Fuck Fest – VIDEO
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Blake Lively is Going Surfing
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Hottie Waits for the Train
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Ahhh Sofia Vergara
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These Tits on Chat Roulette May Not Be What They Seem
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Money Talks: Two Girls get Paid to Saw Wood Topless
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When Douchbags Fail, They Fail BIG – VIDEO
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JWoww Hosted a Pool Party
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More Bikini-Busting Kate Upton Photos? Yes Please!
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Sofia Vergara Shows Off Her Bigs Tits
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How Big A Cock Can Rihanna Take? This Big…
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Vanessa Hudgens Picks Her Bikini Wedgie Out Of Her Ass
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Miley Cyrus Has No Bra, And Some Nice Swollen Nipples
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Lindsay Lohan Has No Bra And A See Thru Shirt
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Rihanna’s Half Naked in Bikini
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2012

23

Jan

Whitney Port Shows Her Nipples in THese Bikini Pics of the Day

There is no way this isn’t intentional…there is just no way this low level trash from a reality show no one cares about….that’ been off the air for a long time…is accidentally busting out of her shirt…and whether it is accident or not…cuz I know these things happen…just not when hired paparazzi are on your ass…..unless you want them to…and who cares..being a pathetic bottom feeding attention whore is ok…if you get naked…or topless in the fucking process….

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2012

23

Jan

Miley Cyrus Braless Nipple of the Day

Miley Cyrus is doing good for the world….See she went wholesome, less slutty than she was at 16 and 17, because she knew she’d get a ton of attention…and now she’s going all hippie, hipster, I have small tits and don’t need a bra, which happens to be way fucking hotter than when a bitch tries to act like whore, because it’s subtle eroticism…that I can actually get turned on by….even as PG-13….as a hard nipple is….shit like this in a world of smut makes me remember a time when a hard nipple was all I need to cum….especially after being surronded by throat fuckers, gangbangers, vaginas that have been to hell and back all week….I dig it…

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2012

23

Jan

Cameron Diaz Picture of the Day

I don’t know why I bothered with this picture of Cameron Diaz hard old face, busting out of her shirt in what may be a push up bra, or may be a breast implant, but I figure since I took the time to download it, I might as well upload it….I have a feeling it’s got something to do with all the huge fucking tits I’ve seen all week on hard faced women…and I need something a little more humble, wholeseome, but equally slutty, with what is probably a far dirtier vagina….that’s got to be it….

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2012

23

Jan

Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Love Scene of the Day

Here are some softcore porn, maybe romance novel cover inspired pics of kiddie Pornographer Vanessa Hudgens and her boyfriend, who may or not be a homosexual like the last one, and she’s wearing a bikini, at sunset, in the ocean, like could she even write a better diary entry than this shit….

I’m digging it thanks to the bikini…..that’s all I really need to make boring, pathetic, obnoxious love more enjoyable…

Here she is in a dress….

while her BF getting some love from some other bitches…..

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