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Lindsay Lohan in Burkini with a Hermaphrodite of the Day
Lindsay Lohan in Burkini with a Hermaphrodite of the Day
Britney Spears Keeps Dancing of the Day
Britney Spears Keeps Dancing of the Day
Salma Hayek’s Strong Jaw in a Bikini of the Day
Salma Hayek’s Strong Jaw in a Bikini of the Day
Sydney Sweeney Does Make-Up on the Lake of the Day
Sydney Sweeney Does Make-Up on the Lake of the Day
RFK Jr’s Wife in a Slutty Dress of the Day
RFK Jr’s Wife in a Slutty Dress of the Day

2012

29

Feb

Victoria’s Secret’s “Very Sexy” Collection of the Day

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Calling a collection “Very Sexy”….pretty bold when the pictures are hardly sexy….but just more of the same recycled crap that Victoria’s Secret seems to produce on the regular…because they are corporate america…a 9 billion dollar industry that can’t push the boundaries of sexy….they are just on the fence…enough skin that husbands can jerk off to their catalogs…I mean at least the good Christian husbands who don’t have the internet…since any dude in his right mind would turn to porn, even if it is the devil’s work, instead of this…even if it is everything wrong in America….uninspired crap…

The good news, is they hire, recruit, kidnap, brainwash hot models…who I’d rather see more naked…and who I’ve seen more naked for other gigs…and unfortunatley, that’s good enough for me.

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Candice Swanepoel|Erin Heatherton|Lily Aldridge

2012

29

Feb

RIP Motherfucker the Davy Jones Edition of the Day

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So Davy Jones from The Monkees….a made for TV pop band that made hit songs because TV is so influential on the world….He was 66, they don’t know the cause of death…but the real concern isn’t how or why he died…but whether the public will treat him with the same respect they treated Whitney….you know he’s been in the game since the 60s, he’s got hits, I want a televised funeral, I want people crying about this on FB for weeks, I want flags at half fucking mast…cuz I’m a believer…in fairness….

Here’s his last performance a couple days ago, pre death if you were wondering…

RIP Motherfucker….now back to tits…

Posted in:RIP Motherfucker

2012

29

Feb

Jennifer Lopez Dykes Out For V Magazine of the Day

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This is disturbing…but maybe that’s just cuz I like my moms of twins in their 40s to be keeping their boxing classes to their fucking selves and for their private trainer they have hired to pretty much double as their male prostitutes while the husband is at work….See I don’t mind fit girls, if anything I love it, not quite as much as weak, eating disorder girls who are unable to run from mee but anything that isn’t fat, sloppy or chubby, or untoned is good, even if it can kick my ass…except when it is J.Lo rocking Menopause and what looks like a tranny dick….doesn’t work for me…but maybe that’s just cuz I hate J.Lo..or maybe it is cuz I hate Tranny dick…that shit is always filled with AIDS, deep rooted issues, and makes me feel like a fag when sucking on its tits…huh? exactly.

Either way, here’s J.Lo in her diaper/menstrual belt for the weirdos into that kind of thing, while I go watch amateur porn to cleanse my soul from the damage this would have done if I wasn’t desensitized to all things evil the internet has to offer.

Posted in:Jennifer Lopez

2012

29

Feb

Olivia Wilde’s Breast Jiggle of the Day

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GQ UK is doing a comedy special…..and they got everyone from Jerry Seinfeld, Chris Rock, Robin Williams and a lot of other rich for being funny idiots in the shit….but the highlight of the video is not the beat box edit they do…but Olivia Wilde being thrown in the mix to jiggle her tit for no reason other than to jiggle her tits…and as much as I think her stage namee is idiotic….and how I think she’s overrated and not that hot….a titty jiggle always manages to work its way into my website but not my heart…because after years of analysis, failed relationships, hate it turns out I don’t have one.

Either way, for a comedy issue, this isn’t funny at all…but the tit jiggle make it worth the abuse the rest of the video puts you through…maybe that’s the joke…forcing you through hell all for a tit jiggle of a bitch you don’t care about….who knows British people are weird.

Here’s the new video….

Posted in:Olivia Wilde

2012

29

Feb

Katy Perry Does the Amy Winehouse for Interview Magazine of the Day

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I don’t know what is going on here…..but I know it is in Katy Perry tradition of being trashy, tasteless, and lacking any level of cosideration for anyone but her cunt self….If Katy Perry wasn’t so self involved, with such a huge ego for someone who isn’t hot enough to deserve an ego, but who was just smart enough to be the groupie pussy to a half black guy at his peak, only to leverage those contacts into the pile of garbage that is her.

They say she’s “Channeling” Amy Winehouse, I say she’s mocking her, but that’s just Katy Perry’s abrasive way…and really it’s far nicer than my tribute to Amy Winehouse which involes some rotting meat, one of her CDs and picture

Posted in:Katy Perry

2012

29

Feb

Kate Upton Won’t Date a Normal Guy of the Day

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Here’s a story that’s not a story….of a paparazzi with an awkward voice asking Kate Upton if she’d ever date a normal guy, which she ignored, probably because the dude was a leprochaun and she’s not ready to deal with that St Patrick’s day shit…or maybe a cartoon character that should, if he’s not already, work doing voice overs…I am a good judge of talent and this motherfucker is the next Sponge Bob Square Pants….

I’m only digging this video because Kate Upton proves to be a cunt who has no time for the little people…literally….and because her ass doesn’t look as disgusting as I know it is going to in the years to come…so take in the diva cunt behavior…cuz it won’t be long before one of you will be figthing her for the last french fry at the all you can eat buffet….

Seriously.

On a sidenote, I’ve decided to only fuck girls with modeling contracts, I’ll let you know how that works out.

Posted in:Kate Upton

2012

29

Feb

Kim Kardashian Sports Bra for Instagram of the Day

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I think the highlight of this picture of a sloppy body Kim Kardashian in a sports bra loooking tank top is that it is in the bathroom….where she feels most at home…you know with the whole being a ballpark or any sports arena urinal everytime she has sex…it’s a fetish.

What isn’t a fetish of mine is Kim Kardashian, her attempt at being famous for no reason, her body or even her shitty porn career that lasted for one awkward movie….She’s not hot…she’s better off dead…let’s just hope she keeps eating her way there…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2012

29

Feb

Nicole Richie Breast Implant for Flare Magazine of the Day

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So some Canadian Fashion magazine that is likely owned by the company that owns Nicole Richie’s clothing line…whether explicitly owned by them…or just good advertisers in the shit….decided to put journalistic integrity aside and run an advertorial featuring Nicole Richie….cuz I know even the lowest level magazine from the lowest level country wouldn’t bother with this cunt…so it’s gotta be paid for…you know market her as a fashion icon, sell her clothes, make everyone happy but me cuz I’ve met her and know she’s a spoiled brat who is substantially less interesting than the level of interesting you probably already think she’s at….but you know since she got fake tits….and fake tits are awesome to jerk off on….cuz they retain their shape in all positions….unlike their natural breast counterpart….especially when their natural breast counterpart was sloppy and all nipple like Nicole…..they deserve to be celebrated…even on the worst fucking human being alive….

Here’s the photoshoot video if you care……and I hope you don’t….

Canada must be desperate…

Posted in:Nicole Richie

2012

29

Feb

Bethany Frankel’s White Bikini of the Day

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Since I’m not allowed to post paparazzi pictures, since the paparazzi are fucking snakes. or as Bethany Frankel likes to call them “Wolverines” she loves to play with cuz it means she may get her pictures in a magazine, all it took was years of not eating, working out, fake tits, a stint on a shitty reality show….and a bikini…for people to give her the attention her busted face never got….and still doesn’t deserve to get…but America is a tabloid run world….these people are your choice……and really what it comes down to is that the highlight of these videos is the fake British Accent papaprazzi video host who was hired to sound legit….like a real host….as he runs off a useless script pretending to be news or comedy or whatever this is….that is safe to say has no fucking substance…..He’s probably the janitor in the building who dreams of an acting career…or someone who has a friend at the company who was like “I know a guy who can do a great British Accent, it’ll make our shitty videos seem so legit”…..amazing….at least more amazing than Bethany Frankel cunt in a bikini….but then again…most things are better than that….

Posted in:Bethany Frankel

2012

29

Feb

Rihanna’s Esquire Photoshoot on Twitter of the Day

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Rihanna is marketing herself as a sex icon, which is nice for the teenage girls who idolize her, but even nicer for the guys who get to jerk off to the teenage girls who idolize her….cuz ever since she’s leaked her nude pics, she’s managed to produce songs, performances, and pretty much make everything she does about sex…..

The one thing she hasn’t been able to figure out is how to post a decent sized half naked pic to twitter…cuz these behind the scenes Esquire shoot pics….are lacking….but for some reason I’m still posting it…probably for for the foot fetishists….

Fuck Rihanna. She’s garbage and I can prove it….cuz her daddy was a garbage man….true story….I have Bajan insiders who hate her.

Posted in:Rihanna