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Ozempic Katy Perry Finds the Only Audience Who Likes Her of the Day
Ozempic Katy Perry Finds the Only Audience Who Likes Her of the Day
Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day
Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day
Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day
Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day
Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day
Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day
Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day
Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day

2011

06

Dec

Angela Lindvall Models Lingerie of the Day

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I’ve seen Angela Lindvall’s Pussy so it’s almost like she’s my fantasy one-sided relationship internet girlfriend…if only she was a little more spread eagled…….making these pictures, all corporate lingerie shoot, pretty obsolete and boring…nothing more than an excuse to link back to her pussy pics…which I guess is good enough for me…

Models, who get naked for their modeling, are amazing, even when clothed, cuz they offer us perverts a backlog, and that’s better than their counterparts who get naked for money we call strippers cuz they don’t even let me use my video camera in the club….

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2011

06

Dec

Some Bitches at the New Year’s Eve Premiere of the Day

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There is a really shitty fucking movie that hollywood shat out called New Year’s Eve and it is being pegged as having an a-list cast because they cast a whole lot of known celebs that equally fucking suck at acting but that have a good publicity team making the general public think they matter….

I had the serious misfortune of seeing the trailer and immediately feeling the need to murder, if not myself, then all of fucking hollywood.

I don’t even want to go into the shitty storyline I can’t believe got budget to get made…I can only assume Ryan Seacrest is behind it…

That said, they had a premiere and there was pussy up in it and since pussy is what I do….here’s what you missed out on along with me cuz hollywood doesn’t think we matter….

Fergie Showing Tit….and shoulder but most interesting some dangly armpit skin that looks like an armpit pussy….my favorite…

Katherine Heigl Showing Tit in a tight dress I can only assume is spanxed all to hell

Sofia Vergara Showing Tit in a Lingerie Looking Dress…

Abigail Breslin/Little Miss Sunshite Jail Baitin’ for your Masturbating…

Lea Michele Manly Tit and Single Kutcher Who May Fuck It….because clearly he’s not too discriminatory when it comes to pussy….

Hilary Swank is Boys Don’t Cry….

Ludacris and Some Big Black Booty….

Posted in:Abigail Breslin|Fergie|Hilary Swank|Katherine Heigl|Lea Michele|Sofia Vergara

2011

06

Dec

Karlie Kloss Not Naked in Numéro #129 of the DAy

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The other day I posted some naked pics of Karlie Kloss because the Victoria’s Secret infomercial made a big deal about “discovering” her….even though she’s been a model for a while….and even though she’s built skinny as fuck and not really what you’d want to see in a titty model…unless you’re me…cuz you hate fat chicks….ever since you married one…and even the smallest little bit of fat brings horrible memories of wiping my diabetic wife’s shit off her ass cuz she can’t always reach….because the 5 pounds is the gateway poundage to obesity…

Well she did some more pics, and after the success and hate she got in the last post, I figured I’d give you more reason to shit on her….and that reason is that she’s not naked for fashion…what a jerk.

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2011

06

Dec

JWOWW and Her Fake Tits Do Maxim of the Day

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Here’s trashy JWOWW for trashy Maxim showing her trashy implants cuz she is trash….I hate that these Jersey Shore cunts, who are barely hot, are considered a brand and actually make money with the shit…and I’m talking real fucking money…more than doctors or probably the president of the united states makes and that is some fucked up, unbalanced shit homies…

But I don’t mind looking at her cleavage, or photoshopped body while laughing at how much Maxim needs to bottom-feed now that the internet made their core business obsolete….

So as I wait for their VP of Marketing to email me bitching to take down their pics cuz they are all they have going for them, as he always does, here are the pics.

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2011

06

Dec

Kristin Chenoweth Showing Off Titty of the Day

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Here’s some bitch from Glee showing off her tits pretty fucking properly at some event…

This is the kind of shit that Glee needs to balance all the faggotry that should be bullied to be straight…you know repress those homosexual thoughts to live a bored, married, lie of a life with family and kid, all because middle school taught you gay is bad…kind of thing….

Cuz I watched the show and I felt like it turned me into someone into fucking trannies….because the main chick looks like a dude and because this Kristen Chenoweth was hiding her tit…but that’s all a thing of the past thanks to this dress…

Posted in:Kristin Chenoweth

2011

06

Dec

Jennifer Love Hewitt Pretending She’s Arab That’s Racist. of the Day

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The paparazzi are saying that these pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt, the fat chick who used to be the skinny girl with big tits from some shitty TV shows, like Party of Five, but who now wraps herself in harnesses disguised as fancy dresses…..is her trying to hide her face because she was with a new man….cuz despite logic…that she can’t get fucked cuz she’s fat….and every boyfriend dumps her….making her come across as a loose in the vagina kind of girl who fucks a lot of guys a year cuz none stick around….leading to her being ashamed of her vagina, forcing her to cover her face, so people don’t talk about it….

But I think she’s just converting to muslim..testing out the styles.see cuz muslim chicks get muslim husbands easy, there’s a line up for that shit and those husbands don’t ever leave them, they knock them up and they just marry other muslim women….while doing us all a favor by keeping her underwraps….and covered up is the way we want her fatness to be…..because becoming Muslim is the new becoming a nun cuz arab money and their palaces are far more fun than joining the convent….even if it is a little more repressed….

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt

2011

06

Dec

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s the best post I do in any given day….this is the one with the real meat and potatoes….the one with the substance…because the other posts are all filled with vapid cunts that don’t offer anything of interest to the world other than maybe their tits…or distraction from the hell we live…but this local news shit…is what dreams are made of….

Cops: Woman Tried to Cut Husband’s Penis
A 67-year-old woman was arrested in Palm Springs after allegedly trying to cut off her husband’s penis with a pair of scissors.

Santa Nailed To Cross Angers Residents
A controversial holiday display outside the courthouse in Leesburg, Georgia has angered some residents there. It is a skeleton dressed as Santa and nailed to a cross.

Caught on Tape: Car Crashes Into California Restaurant

Idaho Family Finds Snake In Christmas Tree
A family in Idaho was surprised to find a serpent in their Christmas Tree when they got it home.

San Fran Man Looking For Holiday Girlfriend On Craigslist
Not wanting to be lonely for the holidays, a California man looking for a holiday girlfriend posted his desires for a short-term lady friend on Craigslist.

Interracial Couples Now Allowed At Kentucky Church
A parishioner ban against interracial couples in its congregation has voted unanimously to overturned that vote at a church in Kentucky.

VIDEO: Ferraris, Lamborghini Destroyed In Car Wreck
Eight Ferraris, three Benzes, and a Lamborghini — plus a Toyota Prius — were among the vehicles involved in a highway crash in Japan.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

06

Dec

Lindsay Lohan Doin’ The 70s Pornstar of the Day

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Remember Lindsay Lohan? She was some child star who turned into an 18 year old slut, who eventually became a 25 year old washed up drug addict with legal problems, who I loved the entire journey into the gutter, but who most people have probably forgot by now, because she doesn’t matter, doesn’t get work, and doesn’t have a very amazing PR team….She also isn’t very nice to old friends who want to help her, like me….but I haven’t forgot her, how could I when she’s skinny, busty and dressed up like a 70s pornstar….I want to bury my face in her vagina until she uses the last of her meth energy to hump my fucking face…..I don’t have a very good sense of smell, so the dirtier the bitch the better….Lohan is incredible…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2011

06

Dec

Aida Yespica and Claudia Galanti in Bikinis of the Day

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Here are a couple of South American models on the beach half naked…showing ass…and not just any ass…amazing ass…reminding us that being in America sucks…cuz there is no such thing as natural bueauty there…all the pretty girls turned to obesity and the girls who are too vain to eat all the corn syrup are the same girls getting botox, implants and dying their hair some fake kind of blonde…..making me wonder why the fuck I am not living in these third world countries where my 1,000,000 dollars a month I don’t make off this site, would go a long fucking way, I’m talking harem filled with bitches who look like this…but instead I hang with a fat pig of a wife I’m about to divorce even though she pays my rent, expenses, life since I don’t have a job. Being in prison that isn’t a real prison….locked in with a fat chick is anything but Good times.

Posted in:Aida Yespica|Claudia Galanti

2011

06

Dec

Irina Shayk Promoting Some Bullshit Naked of the Day

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It amazes me that this Irina Shayk bitch isn’t promoting mail order bride services on the internet…you know at the back of the Moscow Times escort agency listings…being the face of ex-communist country sex trades…but instead is getting work promoting legit products totally naked….she’s come a long way from being some whore who landed a pro athlete that landed her a legit career….a real long way..

Posted in:Irina Shayk