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2022

05

Dec

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

Covid is done, as long as you ignore it, which I do, but I have been seeing this headline going around “Just because the vaccinated are dying doesn’t mean you shouldn’t get vaccinated”….which as far as I’m concerned is the logic that carried us through this pandemic, thanks to everyone being a half moron, bored and excited to have an excuse to not live or to be scared of everything, like the hypochodriacs they are….

I blame the medical workers for not speaking up…..

I have been seeing other stats like that rare cancers are on the rise, blood clots are on the rise, heart attacks are on the rise…. Dr Drew Pinsky is even pushing the anti-vaxxer, vaccines hurt narrative that was blown off as a conspiracy….

I blame the medical workers for just being bought and paid for, scared to lose their jobs, pieces of shit that they are for not speaking up……

I have seen other stories like that heart inflammation, or myocarditis which is associated with the vaccine isn’t a big deal, it’s mild, even though traditionally life expectancy for myocarditis not MYO CAR DYKE TITS…. is 5-10 years, something fun if you’re only 18 years old….but they are saying “at least it’s better than long covid”….something that probably doesn’t exist….

I blame the medical workers for not speaking up…..

I have seen even more stories about vaccinated people getting rattled by COVID, that unvaccinated people never seem to get, but they still drop the “thank god I am vaccinated” line…..

It’s freaky shit……and I blame the medical workers for not speaking up….

However, COVID is boring, Vaccines Boring, We are all going to die anyway, might as well do it with a government sanctioned shot that if you don’t have it, you lost your freedoms….

We need to focus on the good things in life, like the medical workers I just blamed getting naked on the internet for extra money, in a throw in the towel, or cockiness that they can’t be fired, that I appreciate…..

I come from an era where posting nudes destroyed lives, so seeing professionals post nudes for profit while still working their professional jobs, fucking awesome!

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Posted in:NURSES

2022

05

Dec

Irina Shayk See Through Dress of the Day

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I think Irina Shayk is one of the hottest models around…even though she crawled back to her pay pig Brad Cooper like some kind of owned and operated sex worker from Russia…

Maybe she believes in true love, even though Russian women are incapable of love, but rather serve their duty as wife to their man and children….

Maybe Brad Cooper realized that Russian pussy, especially hot model Russian pussy that he bred are good to keep around and even after taking a break from him for a few years, where she landed on Kanye West’s dick a few times…you gotta I wonder if he made her wear a Hitler moustache for the anal…..unless that storyline is being blown out of proportion to distract from all the other corruption….I’m sure Irina enjoys being in on the fun.

Anyway, possibly pregnant with her kid’s sibling, why else would she go back to Cooper when he’s paying her anyway, if love doesn’t exist in her world?

Anyway, Irina, was at an event in a sheer, but not sheer enough dress, are those nipples, is this an optical illusion, I just don’t know….

But even though Irina Shayk is looking older, like a zombie, destroyed from her younger self, she’s still a babe.

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2022

05

Dec

Whitney Cummings Cameltoe Gunt of the Day

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Funny girl will do anything for a laugh….this is probably the equivalent of a hot chick aging out, getting the fillers, the lips, the tits, the Brazilian Butt Lifts, the photoshop apps, the face filters, anything to keep the dream alive…..but the comedic version featuring a girl’s who’s comedy was all about sex and being vulgar….

I was never into Cummings, more into cumming, it’s caused me a lot of sorrow as I’ve released my life force more than I was supposed to.

I always thought she was a hack, who scammed her way into comedy because it had the least barriers of entry in the entertainment industry, kinda like Chelsea Handler….be the hot chick at the comedy club, while the actual hot chicks are out in Miami being pampered by rich dudes…..like being the hot chick at the nerd convention who speaks their nerd language…it’s almost a guarantee you’ll get where you need to go, while the actual hot chicks wouldn’t be caught dead in those places….

But despite being a hack, she’s had hit shows, has got paid heavy, is rich as shit, and forced to find ways to use her social media to keep herself talked about and this is what she chose….it’s kinda like a dick joke, a fart joke, a not sure what she’s doing but she thinks it’s funny like a retard putting random objects up his ass at the party only to gross everyone out when he’s laughing like he’s done something brilliant and the mindless hive mind idiots who need the “Laugh” teleprompter to know when something is funny laugh too….so they give him a TV deal.

It’s all pretty dumb, but it’s a cameltoe and I like those even when on dog shit….CASE IN POINT….since she’s fucking horrible looking.

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2022

05

Dec

Milf Monday of the Day

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I respect women who breed, especially in this Sex and the City inspired society of narcissistic women chasing the bag through sex work, sugar babying, straight up whoring, selling nudes, or focusing on their meaningless career, not realizing that that shit doesn’t matter and that the only career that really matters is having those kids and raising that family, to make the world a better fucking place…..we’ve fallen off course the last 50 years….but that doesn’t mean the TRAD LIFE won’t make a comeback…

Until it does, we’re a bunch of degenerate chronic masturbatorrs on anti-depressants, living our miserable lives, buying and selling nudes, whether there are kids in the picture or not…..

We are seeking validation, or hooking up, or money because we are dialled into the hive mind…following the miserable existance….where mom’s are shunned for being moms, or busy brainwashing their kids to go trans so they have LGBT meaning and purpose for their narcisism….

With that comes nudes, where moms don’t want to throw in the towel, they want to still feel sexy and use the kid as proof they like to fuck or get cummed in, instead of as a representation of how good they are as people.

So here are some MILFs doing what they should in this era of MILF as a fetish, rather than MILF as an accomplishment, I mean their cunt 3d printed a human, that’s mental….and possibly destructive to said cunt…but if they are willing to fuck you cuz the more desireable men are with girls who aren’t tainted with child….STEPFATHER it.

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2022

05

Dec

Leni Klum Big Tits in Lingerie of the Day

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I know that the internet is this horrible cancerous place where shitty parents let their kids get indoctrinated because they are too busy sexting, or sending nudes, or doing other self involved shit like an Etsy store or trying to be an influencer, while obsessing over the lives of other people, as the dad, if there is a dad is just jerking off to porn….

So the whole generation is a bunch of fucked up perverts who started watching porn in the womb….and we are dealing with the product or consequence of that…The internet makes kids go pregnant at 10…..it’s not just for the rich and famous….

As the great awakening unfolds and we see more and more high profile people, or brands go down for the sexualizing of kids, you almost start believing the conspiracy that the world is run by creepers…..

Since Heidi Klum is one of the world elites, from product of eugenics in a lab, to reproducing vehicle, like the prized dog at the back yard breeder with the vagina you have to get surgically repaired after you save her through a rescue….but the lingerie model who worked the scene hard version….you have to wonder if Leni, her illegitimate bastard daughter from an out of wedlock romp, has been passed around the scene as a trophy…..or if at 18, they’ve only just started to monetize or benefit off her titties…

Either way, the German /Italian titties are in a lingerie campaign, and that means we get to look at her bigger than your head sleepers, and that makes her far more exciting that her dried up mom…..

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2022

05

Dec

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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MILKY MONDAY….lets start the week off with some HGH producing LIFE of the species….Heterosexuals be fighting EXTINCTION for 1000s of years….milk-filled tits…..

Not because I particularly like seeing a tit put to work, like it’s some kind of slave at the plantation, being forced out of its natural habitat under the shirt to be bit on by it’s own offspring in some weird and demented fashion industry level of perversion, but I milk tits have grown on me…now that I know the women who are milk filled actual sexualize the milky tit for the perverts into that shit, or their husbands now that the tits are bigger than they”ve ever been, instead of just doing the “it’s natural” activism they were doing with Free the Nip…..

It was never about feeding babies, but always about the right to pull tits out under the guise of feeding babies. I’m onto you BREEDER.

That said, I saw this influencer body builder who claimed to eat raw cow liver as his diet turn out to be on steroids after profiting off his scam and I thought….MILKY TITS could be my LIVER….make me the LIVER KING with MILKY tits, all jacked up on breast milk I suck out of the source for the sake of fitness influencing….and they couldn’t ban me for sucking tit on instagram before lifting…FREE THE NIPPLE motherfucker….breastfeeding AINT just for babies, you AGE DISCRIMINATOR….

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Posted in:Lactating

2022

05

Dec

Corpse Granny Dug Up for a Party! and Other stepNEWS of the Day

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Restaurant Knock Out

Christmas Shopping

Mom and Daughter Thwart Off Robber

Racoon VS Girl

Street Fight Fail….

Racist in the Store Gets what he Deserves

She Thinks She’s Beautiful, What a Joker….

Nice Cop Fights for the Right to Protest!

Don’t Ask Santa for Nerf Gun!

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2022

05

Dec

Chloe Grace Moretz Sharon Stone Tease of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz was on that annoying British cyst of a man, the kind of thing you catch in a hostel when on your European back packing vacation in college, but the human version….just fat, bloated and yelling at you….James Corden.

I know it’s on trend to make fun of him for being vocal about a restaurant serving him shitty food, which is really the lamest thing to be mad at a fat guy about, and really, if you’re at a restaurant that sells bacon and eggs for 80 dollars a plate, they better be the best fucking eggs around and if they aren’t, I’m letting the staff know….not that I’d ever go to places liek that….and not that I am defending James Corden…I’ve been pretty consistent in hating his irritating, song and dance, yelling at American retards who seem to like being yelled at by overly excited British people….he’s trash and it was obvious from the day he got the show from people who I think weren’t as trash…Craig Ferguson was funny.

Anyway, last week, Chloe Grace Moretz, the nerd icon that nerds have jerked off to since she was too young to be jerked off to, because nerds are creeps…..was on the show and some other nerd made a GIF of her legs teasing an UNCROSS like she was going to put her cunt out to the 10 people watching late night network TV….but alas, she didn’t and it was not the Christmas miracle people hoped for. Fascinating story, 7 days late, AWESOME right.

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2022

05

Dec

Carmen Electra’s Rope Play of the Day

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We live in a world where people don’t know how to tie knots for survival, like they were trying to get a SCOUTS BADGE, but instead learn how to tie rope for BDSM rope play, which I’ve always been disturbed by.

I have seen dudes of the internet brag about how good they are at tying up women the right way and for whatever reason, women pretend to be into it, despite being the same women who get mad when you throw them in your trunk and luck them in your basement for 3 months before getting caught or making them disappear….

I call that MIXED signals…

So this rope play pic is from Carmen Electra’s retirement project, which is weird, since she’s old, but not weird, since she’s a whore…..it comes in teh form of weak content for her paying subscribers, that I am going to post here for free, on some ROBIN HOOD shit…because if you scam people with shit so bad, you deserve to get called out.

WHO is jerking off to her being tied up by some fetish nerds and if you know fetish people, they are fucking nerds….the weirdest people, with dragons and swords over their mantles, like real lame fucking people and not the high society satanic sex ritualistic people she’s probably more into.

The point is, she’s not even naked or getting sodomized in this shit, is the excitement or raciness that Carmen Electra lets nerds tie her up, because as someone who doesn’t have any interest in BDSM ever, this shit is trash….but I guess so is she.

Posted in:Carmen Electra

2022

05

Dec

What is Going On Here and Other TikThots of the Day

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Christmas Booty

Fast Food Goth

Slutty Yoga Girl

Flexible Girl

GOOD BOOTY!

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos