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2022

13

Sep

Denise Richards Shaved Pussy of the Day

Denise Richards is hurting real bad now that her Child Support payments are over and the money goes directly to her Charlie Sheen Aids Baby, because instead of aging gracefully, she’s launched and OnlyFans, in tandem with her daughter who I am sure is more interesting to look at naked, you know, since she doesn’t have all the battle wounds of being a 3 decade spanning whore, all aged out, scarred up, dried pussied, etc.

There’s a level of creepy, or coming to terms with who she actually is, someone who gets off on being paid to get people off, but that could be that I don’t even know if this is actually a picture of her, or fan art from some Fiverr artist, since it’s looking a little fucking filtered, compressed, scrambled like cable porn in the 90s, no wait, that’s just her wonky tits on either side of the frame, but you get what I mean, at LEAST hire someone to do it right granny, I know figuring out the whole camera phone thing is a challenge, but what the fuck do you have an 18 year old with an OnlyFans as a daughter for?!

The good news for the bush haters is that she’s shaved down like she’s 19 in 2004, GROW UP DENISE, your pussy a prize winning pig at the fair, right after it’s been slaughtered to the highest bidder, but right before it’s been butchered into bacon!

The no bush is probably a bad strategy if she’s trying to avoid infection, BUSH is your protector, plus it’s the hottest pussy accessory around, and the whole bald pussy to stay younger because it gets rid of her grey pubes, actually dates her already dated ass because everyone knows BUSH is back baby, and BUSH fucking matters, which I’ve been pushing for as long as I’ve had this site!

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Posted in:Denise Richards

2022

13

Sep

Jojo Green Lingerie of the Day

These pictures of Jojo in her lingerie is shot by lifelong fan of the site Zelda Williams, who I expect to get an email requesting we take down the pictures of Jojo’s fat tits in her lingerie, because Zelda Williams hates this fucking site for making fun of her when she was just a young celebrity child of Robin Williams dabbling in lesbianism!

Apparently, DrunkenStepfather was read by people a decade and a half ago, BUT we don’t have to worry about that anymore!

Yes, I made Jojo’s lingerie pics about me, not because I am a narcissist, but because of Zelda Williams, the photographer stripping Jojo down for some content production, like the creepy nude model photographers of instagram who have all been cancelled, even though the girls nude i the photos knew what they were getting into!

“Oh, I want hot pics of me naked, this random stranger who shoots all the whores naked will do it for free, that’s so nice of him, AND he’s got 100k followers, what could go wrong, I mean he’s shot with ALL these other girls, he must be a NICE guy who never went to photo school but who needs school, when you can fake being a photographer with the help of social media, so that you can take nudes of randoms, a fetish!”

But yeah, the discovery of Jojo’s tits, is probably the most important thing that’s happened in her second go at a pop career!

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Posted in:JoJo|Jojo Levesque

2022

13

Sep

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

I don’t know if my flat chested mom who didn’t breast feed me, programmed me to love small tits on an emaciated body, she had a drug addiction…but for as long as I can remember, I’ve treated small tits as if they were big tits in need of being worshipped, maybe that’s just the kind of stand up guy that I am, or maybe small tits are actually hot, statistically nicer than the average big tit that can be sloppy and big nippled in the worst possible fat girl way, so that the probability of a decent small tit is 9/10 where as the probability of a nice big tit is 1/10, making it a no brainer especially when you factor in how insecure society, the media, other women, has made small tits feel about themselves, that insecurity, that keep their shirt on for the fuck, goes a long way for those of use trying to find girls willing to fuck us, knowing we are undesirable!

The point of the story is I want to be KING of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee I hear about, or would it be CEO, it’d be an honor and dream to help convince girls with small tits to not SLAUGHTER their naturals for some sack of plastic bullshit that will just cause inflammation and premature death!

And I’d build their confidence by making them show me their small tits, no matter how awkward and shy they may feel, it’s all part of recovery, it’s all part of healing, and it’s all by DESIGN so that I get to SEE all the small titty!

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Posted in:TINY TITS

2022

13

Sep

Chloe Sevigny Bodysuit of the Day

Brown Bunny Vincent Gallo Dick Sucker, “hit and miss” prosthetic dick wearing but not cancelled for playing a tranny, fashion week’s original NY hipster on the art scene and girl who propagandized AIDS between STRAIGHT people in the 90s, which turned out to be a fucking myth, FEAR MONGERING to a generation of people who just wanted unprotected sex – Chloe Sevigny, who has never actually been as hot as she was when she had AIDS in KIDS, but who has managed to maintain a steady career – has her titties out for some mom pussy cameltoe at 47 years old, since she had her first kid 2 years ago!

And that’s our Chloe Sevingny news minute!

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Posted in:Chloe Sevigny|Chloe Sevigny

2022

13

Sep

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

We’re living a dream thanks to all the Tight Pants being worn out there on any given day, at any given moment, I’d bet that in your small town or city alone, there are tens of thousands of girls in tight pants right now waiting for you to creep on them, assuming they aren’t damaged by the instagram, monetized from their bedroom, rocking 8 mental heath disorders that are all treated through medicines, like agoraphobia and other personality disorders they probably don’t have, but that make a good excuse for being a cunt who doesn’t leave her house!

Also, she probably doesn’t want YOU specifically to creep on her, from my experience in creeping on girls, they all look at me in disgust, and when I’m like you’re the one walking around in tight pants, pussy first, for all to see…and they all turn to that whole “you can’t justify rape based on the outfit a girl wears” which I’ll argue is FALSE as raping a pantyless mini skirt is far harder to do than raping a pair of jeans under snowpants wearing LONG underwear, not that I’m a rapist, I’m impotent, but you know, logic!

But yeah, the tight pants aren’t for us, but we can still appreciate it!

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Posted in:Tight Pants

2022

13

Sep

Eva Longoria Side Tit of the Day

This is from September 5th, so I may have already posted it, you know, all these clickbating celebs trying to compete with the influencers in the most desperate ways is hilarious, since there was a time when celebrities were kept at an arm’s length from you, their personal lives secret, the allure of celebrity compelling because it was a limited club, and we only got what they fed us!

Now these aged out bitches who shouldn’t even know what the internet or social media is based on their age alone, but also based on their celebrity alone, are posting thirst trap pics in their mid 40s to get jerked off to, or to show off that they do fitness!

They are rich, they are working, this Mexican has a Tequila brand, yet here she is with a “look at me, you’d like to fuck me, but you never will since I’m famous”..

So they all have the same shitty “I am a celebrity, thus better than you” ego, but they also post low hanging fruit safe for work smut like they’re an 18 year old about to launch an Onlyfans because working is for suckers!

It’s a weird dynamic, but I’ve hated Eva Longoria pretty much since she became famous as a race baiter, who is Mexican, but who seems like she uses that to get ahead and that’s just trash!

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Posted in:Eva Longoria

2022

13

Sep

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

As an old timey internet troll, I remember an era where most people wanted to be anonymous on the internet, that was the whole fun with the internet, you know making fun of people and having them want you dead, but unable to track you or your family down, at least not in an obvious way, but I guess that was an era before the mall shopping normies hit the internet, but it doesn’t make it any less weird that now people are posting half naked pics of themselves, full face in the frame, rocking some swimwear because they know that bikinis or bathing suits get the most engagement amongst the perverts of the internet, we love swimwear!

But yeah, now all these people are trying so hard for you to know them by name, it’s no longer anonymous, it’s no longer bikinis for the people in your network of friends to jerk off to, while pretending you’re not thirst trapping, but rather pictures to get noticed, to get followers, to get on the map, to lure the stalkers, to potentially get raped and killed by weirdos, since the internet is full of weirdos, but that’s a small trade off for the potential of getting rich and famous either as an IG model pushing product or a whore selling nudes!

The one thing that remains constant in this narcissistic, ego-centric, self involved world, is that the perverts of the internet love hot half naked chicks showing off their swimsuit bodies!

So here’s a random compilation of that!

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Posted in:Bikinis

2022

13

Sep

Girl’s Dropping Solid Advice for Women with her Cleavage of the Day

Florida based Alex has some words of wisdom that we hope we can help spread to the women of the world who are currently under the spell that the media has them under – pushing them to medicate, to work, to sell their soul to the machine, to be single and miserable insect eating idiots, alone in their pods, but ready for a good fuck to release some dopamine with strangers they never connect a human bond with!

So yeah, girls who don’t want to work prostitute themselves, instead of finding a man they want to make a home for, since they are indoctrinated and lazy brats.

But this girl, who probably come from a traditional home, who don’t want to work, and who can get by on their man’s salary, know that their job is to maintain the household, to cook, to clean, to make sure shit is handled, because it’s only fair, but also fulfilling.

She also has another video that says Feminine women, who like being women know that it is important to serve their man, like he serves them, because TEAMWORK makes the DREAM WORK!

I know people are STARTING to wake up to all this shit and I am glad to keep promoting the truth as I see it, especially with titties!

I like her! Truther Bitches are Hot!

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Posted in:Videos

2022

13

Sep

Mary Brings the Titty Jiggle and Twerk of the Day

There’s something far more interesting about Mary’s performance art than celebrated performance artists like that satanic scam Marina Abramovi? who all the celebrities are dick hard for, because she does lame ass shit like “spirit cooking” or other weak ass trolls that she keeps a straight face when trying to pretend they are higher purpose!

Yeah, art is a load of fucking bullshit, but this Mary girl is the real deal, which is pretty funy since her realness is manifested by being the fakest bitch around!

You see, she’s a parody of the current climate, the current beauty ideals, the shit that the Kardashians have brought out and normalized, where natural beauty is non-existent and ugly girls are jacking themselves up for their attainable fake hotness!

Basicallly and dog faced pony boy looking girl can get lips, fillers, tits, an ass at the retail level, just look at BELLA HADID, a top model, who without any of those things would look like Rumer Willis, or a foot, and not in a Foot Fetish, WIKI FEET way, but in a NOT HOT WAY!

So yeah, Mary went big with it, mocking it, getting famous for it, while living it, and that’s the only way to do it!

The subtle trying to game us into thinking your natural, when you’re fake as shit, thrown out the window, in a go big or go home kind of way, which is the ONLY fucking way!

With that, we can watch her monster tits in action, creepy – sure, but ultimate social commentary in practice!

Posted in:Videos

2022

13

Sep

Proper Gym Attire and Other TikThots of the Day

Proper Squatting Attire

Proper Fishing Attire

Proper Swimming Attire

Proper Winter Attire

Proper Sniffing her own Ass Attire

Proper Chair Sitting Attire

Proper Running Up Stairs Attire

Proper Cow Girl Attire

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos