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2011

05

Oct

Elizabeth Hurley For Breast Cancer Picture of the Day

Elizabeth Hurley
Elizabeth Hurley For Breast Cancer Picture of the Day

Here’s a classy, amazing, hilarious picture of who I’m guessing is Liz Hurley’s cheating boyfriend grabbing his cock and sticking out his tongue at her during some Breast Cancer Month event she was lending her great breasts to either mock breast cancer, or possibly to challenge breast cancer by hanging this carrot in front of its eyes, like I sometimes do with peanut butter and my dog….or humiliate breast cancer survivors with great natural tits they’ll never have but once had before cancer ruined them…..even the implants covered by their medical insurance can never compare….

Either way, hot old lady. Funny Pic…

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2011

05

Oct

Ali Larter’s Ridiculous Mom Nipples of the Day

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If you’re like me and you like raw nipples from breast milking as much as you like watching girls breast feed in public…than you’ll appreciate these pics of wet new mother rocking with some hard fucking nipples…that even a knitted sweater can’t tame…so here’s Ali Larter doing post pregnancy right, braless, cuz I’m thinking she wants to give her nipples the chance to breathe. Or maybe she’s just eager to show off how big and rock hard they are…

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2011

05

Oct

Lindsay Lohan’s Hot Tits in Some Black and White Candids of the Day

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I posted paparazzi pictures from the night Lohan was out with Terry Richardson, but her great tits lost to her PANTY FLASH …..

The truth is that great tits or not, I fucking hate Paparazzi pictures, so it was nice to see that Terry Richardson, despite being an overrated hack, took some of his personal shots, cuz photographers love latching onto celebs as much as celebs like latching onto them….because they are a little more titty explicit….enjoy

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2011

05

Oct

Lady Gaga’s Unfortunate See Through of the Day

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Unfortunately Lady Gaga hasn’t died of Lupus yet.

She’s has managed to continue the bullshit. Exploit ugly and gay people all while crying for attention pretending she’s some kind of performing artist and not just a money making tool….

I’m just watching and waiting patiently for terminal illness to end the real disease, which is her.

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2011

05

Oct

Minka Kelly’s Beach Mouth to Mouth Erotica of the Day

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I am offended by all these shitty TV shows that are getting picked up and financed, not because I cant get my own TV show sold and produced, but because Aaron Spelling shows were shit in the 70s, shit in the 90s, and I can only imagine shit now. Sure, bitches running around solving crimes like this is Baywatch nights seems so logical, but seriously, at least re-package the shit under another name and like the throwback shit die with Farah Fawcett.

Here’s some action on set…..Some Minka Kelly doing mouth to mouth in an uneventful body…..throw in some Rachel Taylor and Annie Ilonzeh, bitches I’ve never heard of, but who I guess are the sidekicks in some wet suits, shoot on the beach and you have a recipe for some smut I wish didn’t exist….

Posted in:Annie Ilonzeh|Minka Kelly|Rachel Taylor

2011

05

Oct

Vanessa Pudgens Yoga Pants of the Day

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If you’re a chick and you’re wondering how Vanessa Hudgens intends on losing her new found fatness, it’s through yoga….

If you’re a dude, yoga means one of two things – flexibility/ the ability for a bitch to eat out her own pussy and yoga pants tha make watching a bitch try to eat out her own pussy heavily erotic, not that I’ve ever gone to a yoga class, I’m more into just watching sweaty girls leaving, all tight assed and able bodied….

Not that Hudgens on her quest to be a dumpy lesbian is either of those things, but I like to document her progress on that because I’m pathetic and have nothing better to do….

I don’t get why the paparazzi didn’t get any ass shots…cuz fat chick or not, I’ll always stare at an ass squeezed into yoga pants..

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2011

05

Oct

Lara Stone in Some Bondage Gear For Vogue Japan of the Day

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Here’s Lara Stone . She’s a model. She’s a busty model. She’s a very busy model that part of me hates because she tried to sue me for posting her honeymoon pictures and the other part of me wants to fuck her because she’s got great tits , is tall and skinny and has this Claudia Schiffer thing going on….Either way, here she is in some bullshit photoshoot.

Posted in:Lara Stone

2011

05

Oct

Rihanna’s Striptease for Armani Trailer of the Day

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I posted some of the stills from the RIHANNA IN HER UNDERWEAR FOR ARMANI JEANS campaign I assume she was paid a lot of money for, in what may be the only time a girl from the islands is making millions to get in their underwear, usually it’s just a couple hundred for the week, at least in the Dominican Republic…which I guess changes when bitch in question is a big fucking star…

Either way, to capitalize on paying all that money on her, they’re paying blogs to post this trailer….to generate some hype

Now, I am not one of those blogs getting paid, cuz I don’t make money at this, but anytime a bitch strips, I’m compelled to post it, even if it’s done as shitty as this…

Posted in:Rihanna

2011

05

Oct

Mourning Hangover Dump

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I find it amazing how exciting a simple walk through the park can be….I’m not a fucking hippie, there’s just so many leggings riding up random girl ass….that it makes me wonder why I lock myself in the house with the wife and her oversized clit, that looks proportionate to her fat everything else….more importantly it makes me wonder why I’m not in jail cuz for the most part, I’ve always been bad at looking and not touching….

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