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2011

01

Jul

stepNEWS of the Day

One of my favorite things in the news, other than the stupidy of the people in the news, or more importantly the insignificance of the story in the grand scheme of things in the world in local news…is the news anchors…they are almost clown-like in the way they communicate, talking heads reading prompters in efforts to keep an upbeat engaging sound they’ve practiced so hard to have, that almost makes them sound like they are mocking the news….and sometimes…we get gems like this…where they are just actually human and mocking the news…news blooper reels are my porn….


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2011

30

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

Gone Pussy Huntin…Yes this is my way of getting out of writing a post when I’ve got drinking to do…I write enough in a day as is….and no one’s been emailing me hate…so this is the best I can do……

Carp Fishing Made Easy
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Gwyneth Paltrow Topless in Vanity Fair
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Tara Reid is No Remembered By the Walgreens Staff in Smalltown America
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Hot Sluts In Casual Wear
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Kate Moss Washed Out Rocker Groupie Wedding 20 Years Too Late Pics
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Otcomom Hates Her Kids
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Ryan Dunn Had it Coming and That’s Not Me Being a Dick, That’s Me Looking at the Facts
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Web Cam Sluts Are the Gifts from the Gods
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What’s the Price of Stolen Clothes? – VIDEO
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The Other Chick: 10 Hot Overshadowed Girl Group Members
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Jade Nicole’s Tight Body
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Kate Upton is Tasty
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Free Cams That Will Drive You Wild
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Girls Have a Squirt Off – VIDEO
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Christina Hendricks Insane Cleavage
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Sport’s 25 Most Famous Cheerleaders
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Some Masterbation Pics That Are Most Probabaly Amber Rose
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A Little Bit of Kate Moss
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Irina Shayk Hotness
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Melissa Satta Rocks a Bikini
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Yeah I’d Bang Taraji P Henson
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Kim Zolciak is So Nasty
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Gotta Love a Red Head Ariel
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Michelle Hunziker in bikini in Formentera
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How About some Jana Jordan?
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Gotta Love Rosa Acosta
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Mother Beats Her Baby To Death And Takes Corpse Shopping
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Lexi Love and Keeani Love Get It On
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The Fashion Body: Heavenly Ass Gets Whipped
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Yeah I’d Still Bang Rachel Bilson
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Bathtub Playtime Hottie
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2011 Hooters International Swimsuit Pageant Contestants
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Hipster Hottie in a Black Dress
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Chanelle Hayes Rocks A Red Bikini in Portugal
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Now These Are Big Web Cam Tits
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Octomom on Howard Stern – VIDEO
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Dude Pulls Down Reporters Tube Top! LOL – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Meet Brianna Blair
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The Every Guy’s Guide: Judging a girl by her bathing suit
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Kitti Koture is Curvey
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Gwenyth Paltrow is Almost Naked
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Abigail Clancy showing it for Esquire
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Hayden Panettiere Licking Her Own Asshole
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Melissa Satta Has An Incredibly Fuckable Ass…If You’re Into Perfection
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Amber Rose And Her Fat Cunt
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The World’s Loudest Penis
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Costanza Caracciolo Sweet Young Italian Ass In Thong Bikini
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Jersey Shore Hanging With Trashy Bitches in Bikinis
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2011

30

Jun

Miley Cyrus Hard Nipple on Twitter of the Day

Miley posting pictures of her nipple on twitter is far more interesting than some Jonathan Rhyn Meyers rich, spoiled, annoying, privileged actor who has work in a show called the Tudors “attempting suicide”….the whole “attempting suicide” shit doesn’t work for me…it’s like either you do it or not…it’s not one of things you try, or test the waters on, unless of course it is one huge cry for attention for your cunt, spoiled, insecure. tormented, rich, gets all the pussy he wants, feeling sorry for himself ass…

That’s why I’m posting these pictures of Miley cuz she’s doing the exact opposite of suicide, she’s reviving her lovely career as young pussy we all want to fuck…not letting herself be forgotten just cuz she had an 18th birthday last year….she keeps going on….and here is her nipple…hard on twitter…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2011

30

Jun

Elsa Hosk Naked for Fashion of the Day

I don’t know who Elsa Hosk is….But a little research tells me that she’s a model and she’s naked for fashion and that’s all I really need to know…because a bitch willing to get naked for the sake of personal gain is the only personality trait I look for….as you probably know by now…it’s the stripper lover in me…a little more research tells me that she’s from Sweden, she’s 22, she’s got blonde hair and blue eyes, she’s 5 foot 8, her bust is 31 inces, her waist 22, her hips 35, but all that doesn’t matter, cuz all you need to know is bitch gets naked for her modeling career which automatically makes her matter…any size, shape or nationality she is…

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2011

30

Jun

I want to Have Sex With Prince Harry’s Vagina of the Day

The title sounds gayer than it is! I’m not talking his man pussy….I’m talking the pussy he fucks…

Her name is Florence Brudenell-Bruce, I want to have sex with her. I’ve never heard of her before buy apparently she is having a sexual affair with Prince Harry…from the Royal Family….Who’s brother just got married to a Middleton…in the event you don’t keep up to speed on Royal Family gossip…which I sure as hell hope you don’t cuz that’d just be a really fucking weird hobby to have….

Here she is in her panties…..for some modeling I assume she does…or is trying to do by staging her own shoots cuz she thinks highly of herself and wants the societal stamp of approval other bikini models have that they are legit hot..but she’s not a real bikini or lingerie model…she’s just a rich kid with a 5,000,000 dollar apartment who wants to be a model…and has the connections to make herself out to be one…It’s happened before with average looking girls from money…and it will happen again…cuz girls who don’t have money have to fucking get jobs…and I’ve never seen a problem with any girl rich or poor, model or not getting half naked…no problem at all…

Part of me misses his ex, Chelsy Davy…but probably not as much as she misses the meal ticket that she had lined up for her….I just miss her cuz I HAD ACCESS TO HER FACEBOOK PICTURES FOR A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME AND GOT PICS OF HER BEATING A FISH IN HER BIKINI ….

But there’s always time to get to know Flo, and there’s something special about someone named after something people call their period…It’s hot and stinks of fertility, youthfulness, feminity and anal sex for the week…If you know what I mean…

All this to say…I need more ass shots of her….

Posted in:Florence Brudenell-Bruce

2011

30

Jun

Kerri Lee Miller Titty For Fashion of the Day

This is the first time I’m doing a post on this model named Kerri Lee Miller. I don’t even know what magazine this is or when it is from…I just know that despite looking like a tall skinny boy/lesbian, she’s still showing her tit for the photographer, a personality trait and career move that I firmly believe deserves to go noticed…cuz any bitch willing to ge naked for money or the promise of money is a whore to me and whores are one of my most favorite things….

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2011

30

Jun

Nicky Hilton Has a Shitty Body of the Day

I always hated Nicky Hilton….even more than I hated Paris Hilton…because Paris Hilton tried to make a mockery of herself and in doing that was semi interesting…you know releasing sex tapes, partying, portraying herself as the single thing on the planet worse than cancer, but at least she was doing it….

While this dumpy birdface bitch would follow her around, not say too much, kinda just shadow her sister so that she could take the high road, even though she was just as trashy, slutty, disgusting, but she never really exploiting herself for attention or did anything fun and always seemed like the latch on who was miserable to be around, just the cunt in the corner who looks like she’s Andy Dick with a sour face…all sucking on lemons and shit…

Well her are her pics of her dumpy vagina sucking on pants…

Posted in:Nicky Hilton

2011

30

Jun

Marloes Horst Rolling Around in a Bikini of the Day

I’ve posted Marloes Horst titty for fashion before, but figured, this little promo video for some shitty bathing suit line out of Australia, who isn’t paying me to promote them, cuz they are greedy, snake cunts, featuring Marloes Horst rolling around on the beach would set the mood for the long weekend to come…even though you are unemployed and every weekend is a long horrible weekend not filled with hot pussy….that never seems to get better or end…it just keeps going and going and going until you ryan dunn do it….It’s 20 seconds…maybe next time this bikini company should let the tape run a little longer…maybe even follow her into the changing rooms…cuz she’s shown bare tit before…there’s no reason for her not showing bare tit now….

Posted in:Marloes Horst

2011

30

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I was celebrating Lohan’s criminal record release party last night…alone…in some dive bar…seeking tacos…that I never found…but forgot I wanted…thanks to hard drinking…which seems to be the cure for everything except maybe a hangover…cuz I feel like something’s going on…either diabetes or a brain tumor….or I’d get it checked out…but doctor’s are for pussies…especially pussies with rashes on them…

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Screaming Orgasm on the Sofa
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They Strip, You Watch
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Denise Richards Adopts a Baby Girl Cuz She’s Not Fucked Up Enough As Is
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Posted in:MHD

2011

30

Jun

Brigitte Nielsen is Still a Monster of the Day

I don’t know why the fuck I am posting these pictures of this monster….Maybe it is cuz I feel linked to her cuz I saw Flavor Flav Checking Out a Granny Using a Walker Proving He Has No Standards …..or because I feel a bond to all things Sly Stalone fucks…or maybe it’s that I like big girls who can beat me the fuck up and make me feel like their little bitch before inserting me in my entirety in their huge vaginas, like some kind of reverse birth….but the thought of what Brigitte Nielsen’s vagina must look like, is the kind of shit homosexuality is likely based on….and in Sly Stalone’s case, what was responsible for the day fisting became “Bicep-ing” before getting choked the fuck out….true story…

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