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2011

07

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I never understand those nights where I drink but never get drunk, but wake and feel groggy as shit….I figured it’s got something to do with the diabetes, high blood pressure, dehydration and attempts to drown myself in my wife’s overweight vagina cuz suicide attempts are fun… Making today’s hangover not alcohol related….On a side note, don’t eat beets if you think you are dying cuz that shit will fuck with your head, literally.

Here’s some shit going on around the internet while I regain my composure.

Kid Versus Glass Door LOL – VIDEO
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Some WWE Divas That Are Totally Bang Worthy
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Free Cams to Get You Through the Rest of the Week
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Who Doesn’t Love Staring at Tits?
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Reese Witherspoon Dumpy Bikini Body
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Web Cam Shows You Can’t Help But Love
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Party Tit Flasher
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The Ultimate Archive: Penelope Cruz’s Hottest Pics
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The Only Thing Lower Than Getting Off Scott Free For Killing Your Kid Is Being the Porn Company That Asked You to Do Movies for Them
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Some Crazy Goalie Mask Gallery
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Posted in:MHD

2011

06

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m So Vain…

I figure the outcome of a facebook page to celebrate myself, and the fact that only 1-7 people will actually like it, will give me the motivation I need to quit this site….because what I’ve been doing here just doesn’t matter and will never take me anywhere…6 years later…time to re-evaluate how I spend my time….

Here are the stepLINKS….

Chicken Playing Pool To Start the Links….
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Casey Anthony is Getting Porn Offers Already, Jesus Christ
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The Devil Dances Tonight….
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Natalie Portman’s Baby
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Anne Hathaway is Dressed Like a Princess for the Princess Fetishists, but I prefer her Sheer Dress…
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Cam Sluts You Can’t Help But Love
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This Dude Was Struck By Lightning SIX TIMES
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Petra Nemcova’s Best “Sports Illustrated” Bikini Shots
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Lariyah Daniels Knows How to Rock a Bikini
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Lookin’Good Sweetheart
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These Cam Shows Are FREE
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Bendy Cheerleader and a Giant Dildo
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Finding the Next Erin Andrews: The Top 20 Candidates
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Michelle Hunziker Bikini Boobs
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Aubrey O’Day Dealth With the Casey Anthony Verdict By Getting Pretty Much Naked
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Anne Hatheway Needs a Fucking Nose Job
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Some Selena Gomez
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Gretchen Rossi is Slutty in a Red White and Blue Bikini
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An Asian Babe With A Vida Guerra Like Ass
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Geri Halliwell Nip Slip
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Capri Anderson is Naked and I Like It
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Little Richard is a Walking Wax Figure. Okay Well He’s Not Really WALKING
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This Fucking Beast Has Her Four-Year-Old “Helping” Her Reach World’s Fattest Woman Goal
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Say Hello to Franziska Facella
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So Apparently You Can Know A Guy’s Dick Size By Looking At His Fingers
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Who is Pia Toscano And Why Aren’t I Banging Her
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Brea Bennett is on All Fours
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A Pretty Insane Crash at the Tour de France – VIDEO
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What the FUCK Are You Wearing?
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Daisy Lowe is Trashy
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College Hottie on the Web Cam
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Ashley is a Cute Brunette
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Ahhhhh Claudia Schiffer
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Cahrlie Sheen Insanity of the Day
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Kate Upton is Hot Even With Clothes On
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Jennifer Aniston, Taking A Year Off. Thank God.
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David Beckham Grabs A Handful Of His Balls
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Marissa Miller Damn Fine Bikini Ass Wedgie Pic
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Elisabetta Canalis Wastes No Time. Great Tits Though.
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Horseface Gretchen Rossi Probably Sucks Good Cock So Long As Her Teeth Don’t Get in The Way
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Lookin’ Good Little Richard
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

06

Jul

Aubrey O’Day Self Shot Bikini Fatness for Attention of the Day

Clearly Aubrey O’Day felt left out when all the other useless celebs had paparazzi taking pics of them, so she decided to take shit by the reins and fuck up the system, by taking pictures of herself for the public, cuz that’s what bottom feeders do for attention…

She asked this question on twitter:

If you had the ability to have the worlds attention, everyone would drop their head in silence and listen to you… What would you say?

My response….

I would say “i think Aubrey o’day has a dick clit” and no one would know what I was talking about cuz you don’t exist

She ignored me….because the truth hurts…she’s a nobody…but wishes she was a somebody…it’s almost sad..but I have no soul and don’t care…but I’m posting her chubby body she got implants to balance out in a bikini anyway…

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day

2011

06

Jul

Jessica Alba Pregnant Tits Walking of the Day

Jessica Alba is another pregnant slut who pretends she’s not a slut by being all married and already a mom who I’d like to feel how tight her asshole gets as the baby crowns….you know one of those bathing in her placenta as her water breaks all over my chin….in a whole “pregnancy is beautiful as long as you’re not fucking it, because when you start fucking it, it gets messy, which sometimes isn’t all that bad, just ask Kim Kardashian how she feels about being a receptacle bodily fluids, it ain’t that bad”, nice belly button, ya heard….

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2011

06

Jul

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch the Tight Gym Pants Version of the Day

This is the hustle of the ugly girl who was considered hot for a minute due to marketing….it’s called hit the fucking gym to keep as fit as fucking possible, because at least you will have some redeeming quality, like that you’re not fat, sloppy or disgusting, so ugly girls out there, follow this ugly girl’s lead, let her be your leader into having a tight ass, cuz when you have a tight ass, a busted down face won’t even be noticed….especially with big sunglasses on….it is a good cover-up scam…..

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2011

06

Jul

Octo Mom Publicity Stunt Bikini Top of the Day

Octomom, is likely excited by the Casey Anthony kill off your kids cuz they are a burden and not get charged with murder, especially cuz she has the argument that it was self defense on her side, and to prove it, all she has to do is show the court the sloppy mess that is what is left of her vagina, as evidence of what she’s been through….after the vomiting…and shock and instant homosexuality….they’ll just let her go home and apologize for wasting her time….and here are her tits in a bikini…


To Find The Rest of the Pictures
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Posted in:Octo Mom

2011

06

Jul

Paulina Porizkova’s Topless Bikini Pics of the Day

In August 2009, Paulina Porizkova wore the exact same bikini that she’s wearing in these pics… making this either old pics the paparazzi are re-using and are saying are new….or a trend I can get used too cuz middle aged models who spent their careers topless….carrying that skillset into everyday life…you know topless when they aren’t even getting paid to get topless but cuz they like being topless is just awesome on all fronts…or she just can’t afford a new bikini cuz none of us have every heard of the communist war torn bitch…and whatever the reason…I’m diggin it.

Posted in:Paulina Porizkova

2011

06

Jul

Miranda Kerr’s Mom Tit Picture of the Day

When you’re a bra model for an evil controlling corporation and it is your job to have a tit that looks great under all circumstances….coupled with a recent pregnancy and milk filled tit…you get moments like these. I have a feeling this is what Kelly Clarkson was singing about the day she won American Idol….

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2011

06

Jul

January Jones Shitty Single Pregnant Chick Beach Wear of the Day

I expect sluttier clothes from a woman who got pregnant from being a slut and most importantly kept the baby cuz she didn’t care that she was a slut or that the world would think she was a slut, and figured now was her chance to bring a fatherless child into the world, something sluts aspire to do….but instead she’s dressed like this….who’s she trying to fool?! I mean shit, I had her pegged for some 2 girls 1 placenta porn that leads into anal sex while crowning porn….but instead we get this…what a scam.

Posted in:January Jones

2011

06

Jul

David Spade Still Lands Hot Pussy of the Day

The lesson we can all pull from David Spade is that if you are a midget, dwarf, troll of a person…who everyone laughed at their little boy stature their entire life…get into entertainment, cuz the second you get on TV or in the movies for being the little weasel of a person that everyone laughs at, you will land some of the hottest pussy available to man….it’s just how girls work…they get excited at the fact that they have the chance to fuck older famous dudes…it’s a great story to tell their friends when they ask about how “LA is treating them”….

You know how it is….you know cuz you’re the kinda guy everyone laughs at who wasn’t resourceful enough to get a fucking job in entertainment…and now you’re stuck chronic masturbationing.

Posted in:David Spade