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2011

26

Sep

AnnaLynne McCord’s Hot Tight Ass in a Dress of the Day

I can point and laugh at Annalynne McCord all I want, I can call her useless and say she’s on borrowed time because the show she is on is a joke, bottom feeding show and there is no way she’ll last…I can call her milking her low level fame annoying, or say she’s not as hot as she thinks she is and that she’ll have to crawl back to her home town with her tail between her legs with war stories to tell at the truck stop she ends up working at…but the truth is she’s got a tight body and even a tighter ass and these pictures of her wearing the right dress are almost inspiring, something bitch probably doesn’t get a lot, I mean except maybe that time with that producer that got her the job that made her…

Whore cares, hot ass.

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2011

26

Sep

Lindsay Lohan’s Used Vagina in Shorts Gets Work of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is looking like shit on her quest to make it in the fashion world…she’s going to all the global fashion weeks, even though I thought it was illegal to fly with a criminal record, making me think that she never had a criminal record and it was all for publicity that back fired….

So here she is doing some Philipp Plien photoshoot that I bet she isn’t getting paid for, and that I bet he is only running with so that more people find out who Philipp Plien is….

She’s doing it in little red shorts that are period safe, assuming she still gets her period, because maybe she’s as menopausal as she fucking looks, or maybe all the starving, drugs, and drinking killed any uterus and overy functionality…

Who cares. Lohan’s a thing of the past….a thing I want to fuck with my tongue from the past..

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2011

26

Sep

Ashley Greene Big Round Fake Celibate Cleavage of the Day

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Ashley Greene is generally some seriously boring shit. All she does is work out…I mean when she’s not attaching herself to things that will secure her position in the entertainment industry, you know by pretending the be celibate while dating a Jonas Brother back when people remembered who the Jonas Brothers her, when not staring on Twilight, the meal ticket, lottery win that will pay her for the rest of her fucking life…and here she is rocking her cleavage like someone you’d expect to be celibate and not just saying that to lure the 12-15 year old market cuz they will stay with you for life like you were Britney Spears…

Who cares, I like great cleavage, preferably when nipples fall out, but this is good enough.

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2011

26

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

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The most exciting thing I’ve read about on the news was a group of medical chimps finally being set free in Seattle but I am too lazy to find that heart gripping story, but instead feel the 91 year old who uses his bodily functions for protection, because This guy’s amazing….

Here’s the rest of the news…

Atlanta Police Accused of Illegally Strip Searching Young Men
A group of young men have come forward to speak up about the aggressive nature of strip searches by Atlanta police.
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Man chases noisy teens away with urine bucket
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Neighbor’s warning sign scares off home buyers in CO
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Florida planning on village for sex offenders
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Teacher’s Aide Accused of Taping Child’s Mouth
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Man Credited With Creating Doritos Dies
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‘Occupy Wall Street’ Continues In NYC
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VA Arsonist Sets Fire With Bible Pages
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Bizarre Memphis Cop’s Love Triangle Gets Weirder
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Here’s part 1 of his story
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Mom And Daughter Share the Same Husband
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2011

26

Sep

Vanessa Pudgens Creepy Cleavage in a Big Dress of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is the kind of girl I’d expect to have a hairy chest…I’m not saying that cuz I saw her self shot nude pics and assume those were pics of her as “shaved” as she can get cuz an hour post shower she’s already 5 o’clock shadowing…you know cuz she’s a little ethnic looking monkey….I’m sayign that cuz I’ve been zooming in and out of these pics and I’m convinced I saw stubble…

That said, here she is showing off her little tits, while covering up her recently thick body, in a dress she looks like she robbed from a senior retiree in Florida in the 1970s….all Golden Girls or the landlord’s wife on Three’s Company…both things you’d hate to have on a bitch you want to fuck…

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2011

26

Sep

Kayley Cuoco Cleavage Covergirl of the Day

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Kayley Cuoco is the girl I like to blame for John Ritter’s death, only because I know that hanging out with slutty 18 year old girls who pretend they are your 16 year old daughter, is some of the hottest shit ever that leads to a lot of jerking off, choking yourself out, trying to bust nut heavy in between takes to make your erection subside…but I could be wrong, maybe it was just all the coke in the 70s…and really who cares about John Ritter right now, cuz it’s all about Kayley Cuoco’s hustle since that show, now on another show, rockin’ the cover of magazines, and finally rockin’ a set of tits, cuz I guess she’s hit puberty, or maybe she’s just on the pill, and maybe you should just look at the pics..and forgot I ever posted anything – shouldn’t be so hard..

Posted in:Kayley Cuoco

2011

26

Sep

Karina Smirnoff Horrible Scary Cleavage of the Day

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Here’s Mom and Dancing with the Stars dancer Karina Smirnoff, who at one time, was the reason husbands could handle sitting through Dancing with the Stars in the trailer parks they live in, because their fat wives insisted they watch the shit on their one tv, after their Walmart Cashier shift, since those are the people I assume watch the shit….

You know seeing her move, imagining her doing’ it up against your dick, reminding you that she should be a sex worker, you know with the whole being a professionally trained dancer from war torn communism, but instead is making it in America thanks to Hollywood….

But who knew she had such horrible tits…it’s like she’s Kirstie Alley and she just danced the shit off…

Posted in:Karina Smirnoff

2011

26

Sep

Irina Shayk Puts her Hours in While I Try to Look Up Her Skirt of the Day

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I have this theory that Irina Shayk pretty much did the equivalent of selling her soul to the devil for fame, only instead of selling her soul to the devil, she sould her vagina’s exclusivity to some Soccer player, who in no way is straight, but who can’t let Europeans know he’s not, cuz despite being emotional, feminine and shit, they hate fags, especially Italians…not that it matters, because her pretending to be his woman, has got her the cover of SI Swimsuit, cuz he is just that powerful an athlete, and if all she has to do is go to a few football games, it’s probably worth it…and what it comes down to is that it’s far better than her communist youth…..now try to look up her skirt.

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2011

26

Sep

Selma Blair Milk Filled Tits Running Barefoot of the Day

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I have no idea why I am post this shit, other than the hope that some weird motherfucker has a fetish of recent mothers and their milk filled tits running away from something so hastily that she forgot to put on her shoes…

It’s on some rape fantasy….want of a big vagina that probably still has stiches in the shit…or maybe dude’s just down and out and hungry for some nourishment her dairy farm on her chest can provide…and no matter what the reason is, she’s runnin’….

Posted in:Selma Blair

2011

26

Sep

Kirsten Dunst Hot Tits in Melancholia of the Day

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I posted the sceenshots of this Kirsten Dunst topless scene in some random movie called Melancholia that I know nothing about because I just don’t care…but assume it is already on DVD .or wherever it is you download your movies from illegally because I posted the sceenshots months ago…..and what really matters is that Kirsten Dunst, all skinny and washed up and haggard and shit, has amazing tits and I think we should all take a minute to take them in and remember why we liked Kirsten Dunst before we all turned on her for not showering….even if you’ve already jerked off to this movie..

This just in..I just googled it and it only hits theaters November 11…so this is some first mover shit…with great tits…I am investigative journalism….

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